There is a gang [Sword Three]

Li Xuefeng went to the supermarket outside the community and brought back a box of Coconut Tree Brand Coconut Juice. He squatted on the ground to unpack the box, and said, "Why do you suddenly want to drink this? I haven't seen you drink it before. I don't know where it is." It tastes delicious, and the proprietress said that it does not contain flavor..."

Gu Chaqing sat in front of the computer and typed expressionlessly on the keyboard.

Li Xuefeng talked for a long time, but when he looked up, he saw no response from the person, and suddenly laughed: "Hey, why are you sitting there still, do you want me to feed you?"

"Hey, forget it, throw a can over here."

Li Xuefeng took out a can and opened it, took a sip, put it by his hand, and smacked his tongue: "It tastes really good..."

"Ah."

"Why are you so focused?" Li Xuefeng looked at his computer, "So serious about being a teahouse?"

"Did you do it?"

"No, I don't want to do it. What kind of teahouse is PVP? I don't even fight big battles."

Gu Chaqing laughed and looked back at him: "My teahouse will be finished soon, let's go fight a big battle together."

"what?"

"We are a hero and a villain. The camps can't do it together every day. It's okay to have a big battle together. It's not the time when the opposing camps can't form a team." Gu Chaqing pursed his lips, and his tone was a little resentful.

Li Xuefeng softened in an instant, sat in front of his computer, accepted Gu Chaqing's formation of a team, Shenxing went to the main city to accept the mission of the war, reset Shenxing, flew to the entrance of the dungeon, and muttered: "Yin Mountain Holy Spring, isn't it? The second child is going to drop the time bomb?"

"Yes."

"Am I Jianchun or Qichun? Will Qichun hurt someone higher?"

"Anything is the same." Gu Chaqing said with a smile.

A hint of subtlety flashed in Li Xuefeng's mind, wondering why he was smiling so sweetly when he had nothing to do?Oh, because I went downstairs to buy coconut milk for him in the middle of the night, this daughter-in-law is so cute!

He stood at the door of the dungeon, and saw Gu Chaqing flying over from the direction of the teahouse with great lightness, with white hair and black clothes, smearing ink, what a beautiful word... De... De... Damn it!

Seeing that Gu Chaqing withdrew from the team before he landed, he raised his hand with a lotus stalk, and set Li Xuefeng, who had no Tai Chi, on the ground, and then slapped his finger.

"Xiaocha, what are you doing?" Li Xuefeng was taken aback, and suddenly saw a green cursor appearing on his body, and immediately lost his mind, "My god! Sprinkle randomly!!!"

Before he finished speaking, Gu Chaqing sprinkled water randomly, Yue Yangming filled the three poisons, and pressed him with a cruel and merciless face—— burn all jade and stone!

[Guild] I don't know snow: My Yinshan prairie was brutally killed by [Old Old Man in Tea]!

"Why...why?" Li Xuefeng lay at the door of the dungeon, looking at the high sky, feeling a trace of unknown desolation.

Gu Chaqing picked up the broken wallet, meditated on his corpse, and smiled like a flower: "I changed a dungeon belt to try the damage."

Li Xuefeng clicked on his equipment silently, and saw that there was indeed a PVE anti-defense belt. He was a little confused for a while: "Try to hurt...Try it with a wooden stake, or compete with me..."

"Isn't this just a discussion with you? You have to wait 5 seconds for the discussion. It's so annoying. It happens that you are driving the faction. You really have a good understanding."

"Then you still picked up my broken silver?"

"It's only a thousand pieces of silver in total, do you think I'm rare?" Gu Chaqing glanced at him across the computer screen, "Stingy, at worst, I'll give it back to you."

"How do you pay it back?"

"If you kill him back, the broken silver will be lost. I won't fight back." Gu Chaqing stood up and said as if he had sacrificed himself generously.

Li Xuefeng hummed: "How can I do it?"

"Do you want to do it?" Gu Chaqing asked with a smile.

"Of course I can't go down, it's just like domestic violence," Li Xuefeng said, but his eyes were shining with excitement, and he muttered, "You can't hit you, you can't fight... oh, the little tea that can't resist... it's so good. Feeling... rubbing hands..."

Gu Chaqing: "..."

Li Xuefeng chose Gu Chaqing, and while revived on the spot, he muttered: "I'll mend an eggshell first, set up a double aura, and then I'll tell you everything... I'll do it!"

[Guild] I don't know snow: I was brutally killed by [Old Tea in Tea] in the Yinshan Prairie.

"Didn't you say you wouldn't fight back?" Li Xuefeng yelled.

Gu Chaqing said with a look of annoyance: "Oh, seeing a blood-skinned red name, I can't help but want to explode the jade..."

"You know you're blood-skinned, but you still explode jade!" Li Xuefeng never believed the friendliness on his face this time.

"Who made you famous?" Gu Chaqing said innocently, then approached quietly, selected the broken wallet, and put it in his pocket calmly.

"...you picked up my broken silver again!" Li Xuefeng was furious, "Do I want to be a red name myself? I was doing well in Heigobi, but you wanted to fight a big war, so I flew to Chengdu and reset my god Flying here, do I have time to close the faction?"

Gu Chaqing stopped talking.

"I came to fight with you full of joy, but you killed me twice in a row!" Li Xuefeng scolded him angrily, and while talking, suddenly realized why there was no voice on the other side?

Are you angry?

Li Xuefeng raised his eyes in surprise, and looked across the computer screen, but Gu Chaqing also looked over the computer screen.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and Gu Chaqing silently looked away.

The police siren blared in Li Xuefeng's mind, and he gasped: "Wh... what's wrong?"

"Don't be angry," Gu Chaqing said softly, "It's really wrong for me to kill you twice, I'm sorry."

"..." The siren in Li Xuefeng's mind blew even louder.

Gu Chaqing said: "I really won't resist this time, you can kill me, if you don't believe me, take off your weapon..."

"No, no, no!" Li Xuefeng said hurriedly, "Oh, I can't take a joke, I shouldn't be so narrow-minded, hey, I'm not really angry, it's just for fun, there's no need to disarm ? Too ugly."

"Well, then I won't take it off." Gu Chaqing looked at him, smiled gently, and said softly, "Get up, don't lie down anymore."

When Li Xuefeng saw his shallow smile like melting ice, his whole heart melted, and he revived on the spot, and said with a smile: "Are we two fighting a big battle? Let's call a few more people... I'll go to your uncle! "

[Guild] I don't know snow: I was brutally killed by [Old Tea in Tea] in the Yinshan Prairie.

Looking at himself on the screen, Li Xuefeng was silent for two seconds, took a deep breath, and looked across.

Gu Chaqing looked at his screen seriously at first, but after a while, he might feel a little guilty, and quietly raised his eyes to glance at Li Xuefeng, but was caught, and quickly and calmly looked away, pretending to be innocent It happened.

Li Xuefeng said expressionlessly, "Why don't you explain?"

Gu Chaqing pondered for a moment, then said softly: "...Slippy hands?"

"Do you think I will still believe it? You have skated three times! What is so slippery on your hands?"

"...coconut milk?"

"..." Li Xuefeng choked in his throat, unable to get up or down, so choked that his lungs were about to explode, he looked at Gu Chaqing with a tigerish face, new hatred and old hatred welled up in his heart, and there were two thoughts in his mind A villain is fighting violently - hit him?Or continue to pamper him?

In less than three seconds, a big hand strangled the two villains to death. Li Xuefeng stood up suddenly, walked to Gu Chaqing's side, dragged him up from the chair without a word, picked him up horizontally, and strode towards him Go to the bedroom.

——Neither move nor beep, a real man sees a real chapter in bed!

"Hey, what are you doing? You're playing games, why are you moving your hands..." Gu Chaqing pretended to yell a few words, but his hands had already hugged Li Xuefeng's neck, and the corners of his lips raised uncontrollably.

The next morning, when Huang Sheng woke up, he felt a splitting headache. He closed his eyes and struggled for a long time before he managed to open his sleepy eyes. He grabbed his phone and took a look. He found that it was already ten o'clock in the morning, and the room was quiet. Checking the bed sheet next to him, there was no temperature, probably Xiao Qi had already got up and went to work.

After a hangover, he just wanted to stay in bed, so Huang Sheng turned over with difficulty, lying on the pillow and playing with his phone, turned on YY, and saw that there were hundreds of messages chatted in the vicious group.

"This group of elders are so good at chatting?" Huang Sheng muttered, flipping through the chat records boredly.

"Aunt Xue is so miserable."

"That's horrible."

"It's been a night."

"I checked the time, thirteen hours."

"It's so pitiful, it's never been so pitiful to be harvested by Zuiwo."

Seeing that Li Xuefeng was unlucky, Huang Sheng immediately became very interested. He searched through more than ten pages of chat records but couldn't find why this guy was so miserable, so angry, why haven't he found it yet?

The anti-theft door suddenly rang, Huang Sheng pricked up his ears, listening to the movement outside, only to hear a familiar sound of footsteps getting closer, and then Xiao Qi's figure appeared at the door of the bedroom.

"Are you awake?" Xiao Qi asked, "Do you have a headache?"

"It hurts!" Huang Sheng groaned, "My waist hurts, my legs hurt, my butt hurts too!"

"Haha..." Xiao Qi laughed without sympathy, walked over, sat on the bed, stretched out his hands and rubbed his buttocks, and said with a smile, "Then what should I do? Shall I put a plaster on it for you?"

"How to stick it there!"

"Oh, you've worked hard." Xiao Qi leaned over and kissed him, and said softly, "I just went shopping in the supermarket downstairs, and I met the owner of the restaurant next door, saying that his family has hired a new chef, and the chicken soup is stewed to perfection .”

Huang Sheng regained his energy all of a sudden: "Want to drink soup at noon? But I don't want to change clothes, it's indecent to go out in pajamas, even though it's just downstairs in the community..."

"I know you are lazy. I made an order with the boss. It will be delivered around 11:30."

Huang Sheng stretched his arms around Xiao Qi's neck, and smiled happily: "Oh, my good apprentice, why are you so nice?"

"Call husband."

"Haven't heard enough at night?"

"I want to listen to it during the day too."

"Sir, you have to be principled in life," Huang Sheng taught his disciples solemnly, "Don't be ashamed to play in the daytime when things should be done at night."

Xiao Qi twisted his nose, lowered his voice and said viciously: "I'll see if your little mouth is still so flexible at night."

"..." Huang Sheng's back felt cold, he changed the subject decisively, and grabbed his phone to show him, "Hey, look what's going on in the group, I haven't found it for a long time."

Xiao Qi took a look and laughed: "Aunt Xue was guarded by Cha Boss at the gate of the Yinshan Holy Spring last night, and she is still lying there now."

"Nani? Are you so red?" Huang Sheng suddenly felt no pain in his waist, legs, and buttocks. He got up from the bed and walked to the living room with his slippers on. "I'm going to watch."

Today's battle is the Fankong Temple, but there are crowds of people at the gate of the Yinshan Holy Spring, all of them are vicious onlookers.Everyone consciously sat in a circle, looking at Unknown Snow lying on the ground and Old Tea in Tea sitting on his corpse.

"Tea always likes navel oranges," Huang Sheng said gloatingly, "I'll just buy a box of navel oranges for his family every new year and holiday. It's definitely not wrong. What do you think?"

Xiao Qi felt that he was a bit mischievous and suicidal.

Everyone was watching happily, when suddenly a bubble of words floated out of Unknown Xue's body.

[Recent chat] I don't know snow: I said, what's the situation with you?

[Recent Chat] Let's see what happens: Aww, he's talking!

[Recent Chat] Yelei Weiguan: Alive!Alive!Alive!

[Recent chat] Da Jia recalled Wei Guan: Aunt Xue, I invite you to answer—what kind of experience is it to be guarded by love for fourteen hours.

[Recent chat] I don't know Xue: How much do you know about our dog food industry!

Suddenly a red dot hit the sky, and then the screen was covered by the light effects of various skills, and the sinful man who was still watching innocently was attacked by the drunker who heard the news with a destructive force.

"Damn!" Huang Sheng exclaimed, "What do you say?"

"Do it." Xiao Qi replied.