There is a gang [Sword Three]

Those people on the drunk lying beauty's knees are all served next door. I have never seen such a shameless and skinless hob meat character like Huangfu Gousheng. When I saw the phrase "my man", I thought it was a young lady, and they started chatting with him to tease him. .

Huang Sheng is a person who has rolled in the mud, he doesn't care what others say, he just smiled when he saw this, but suddenly realized that Xiao Qi was a little too quiet, he was startled in his mind, and shouted: "Apprentice, don't impulse!"

Before the words fell, Xiao Qi's indifferent voice sounded: "Now release a full-channel broadcast, and everyone is ready for civil war..."

"Don't make trouble!" Huang Sheng raised his voice and said anxiously, "Calm down, Zuiwo and these people don't know your relationship with me."

"I'll let them know."

"The offense and defense will begin soon. Do you want to start a civil war at this time?" Huang Sheng said, "Don't forget how the old king fell last time!"

Xiao Qi's heart twitched suddenly—the last time the two strongest gangs in Evilman's Valley fought civil wars on other maps during the offensive and defensive period, allowing Haoqi to take advantage of the vacancy and overthrow the old king...

Huang Sheng's voice softened, and he said with a smile: "I know you don't like Xuanyuan, and I don't like him, but it's fine if we don't look at him. If you are full of evil and don't fight civil war, don't beat yourself up."

Xiao Qi said viciously, "I can't see him being so arrogant."

"We're here to fuck," Huang Sheng grinned and chattered nonsense, "How about finding a hacker to hack his computer? Delete all his movies. Or let Aunt Xue pretend to be a cute girl to approach him and play with his feelings... ..."

"I'll fuck you!" Li Xuefeng cursed.

Huang Sheng laughed loudly: "Aunt Xue, you are not kind, we are in a small room here, why did you come in?"

"Do you think it's rare for me to see you two in a small room?" Li Xuefeng said, "I just saw that the full-channel broadcast of Bangju was cut off halfway, so I came in to see what happened."

Huang Sheng said, "It's okay."

"I reckon it was a conflict with someone who was lying drunk?"

"Ah."

"Zuiwo those idiots, help me to do whatever you want, we are already ready for civil war, we can't beat them to death!"

Huang Sheng laughed: "Are you so radical?"

"Nonsense, just do it if you don't accept it, are you still so cowardly when you play a game?" Li Xuefeng didn't care, "Either you lose or you win, at worst we collectively turn our spirits..."

"I understand now," Huang Sheng said, "You have already been instigated by Chacha, apprentice, you must be careful of this person, this guy has been tricked by a beauty, and he will defect at any time!"

Xiao Qi was amused by the quarrel between the two, and deliberately said with a straight face: "Li Xuefeng, if you really have the ability, bring Chacha here from Haoqi."

"Look at what you said, did you get Gousheng from Haoqi?"

Huang Sheng said, "We're here for fun, you know what the hell."

"Can't you see the interest in each other's position?"

"Yes! Dating is all about chance encounters, and I like the feeling of Yun Fei breaking his horse's leg after the encounter, can you control it?"

"Don't worry about it, awesome!"

"Hey, I won't babble with you anymore, I'll go on offense and defense," Huang Sheng smiled mischievously, "Apprentice, believe it or not that our Haoqi can beat you 7-0 today?"

Xiao Qi smiled lightly: "I don't believe it."

"Push it to you." Huang Sheng smiled and resurrected on the spot, and then a crane smashed into the crowd in front of him, and drove the Yingming Liu to spin the windmill. The windmill died before it finished spinning, and then he clicked back to the camp to resurrect. OK to run.

Xiao Qi stood where he was, looking at the group of people he transferred to residual blood in front of him. He selected the gun of friendship and found that his target was also himself. He thought for a while and moved the mouse to the chat box. The gun flew away suddenly.

Xiao Qi snorted coldly, didn't say anything, Shenxing went to Haoqi League to line up.

This is the first time he commanded a major attack and defense after returning from his field practice. He found that the combat power of the Valley of the Wicked has indeed become stronger after the merge. Time to do things.On the opposite side, Baiyi took the place of Gujiu in Chazhong, and he was considered an old commander. His overall view and focus were even better than Gujiu in Chazhong.

The 7:0 predicted by Huang Sheng probably won't happen again. Now the Valley of the Wicked is full of momentum. He won the Misty Rain resurrection point at the beginning, and then overthrew Sikong Zhongping, Zhang Xiyuan, and Keren one after another along the way... At the end of the attack and defense, the battle situation was fixed as 5:2.

"This game was played very well, the seven kills were directed well, everyone's mobility is also very good, it's all worked hard," Li Xuefeng said with a smile in YY, "Let's go back to each other, do your daily work, come early at night, we push Old Xie, come on, I'm full of evil and ordered the plane ticket on the public screen to go back."

Gu Chaqing passed behind him with a glass of water, and snorted coldly.

Li Xuefeng froze suddenly.

Gu Chaqing sat in front of his computer, continuing to run the teahouse with a blank expression.

Li Xuefeng smiled obsequiously at him: "Well... shall we fight a big war?"

"Beat it."

"Hey, you didn't call me to come with you?"

Gu Chaqing accepted the task calmly and handed it over, and laughed when he heard this, and glanced at him meaningfully: "I called you when I was attacking and defending?"

"Can't you?" Li Xuefeng slapped the table, jumped back into the gang YY and said, "Seven kills, let me tell you something."

Xiao Qi responded, "Huh?"

Li Xuefeng said righteously: "In the future, you can fight and defend by yourself. I will accompany Xiaocha to fight."

Xiao Qi: "..."

"Why don't you talk? Give me some reply." Li Xuefeng urged.

Xiao Qi thought for a moment, and replied solemnly: "I opened poetry and wine to help the war while I was young."

"Don't! Don't! Don't!" Li Xuefeng howled, "Calm down, don't make trouble!"

"Pfft..." Gu Chaqing couldn't help laughing, and muttered in a low voice, "Crazy."

"Then why don't you keep fighting with me in the future."

"beg me."

"Please, good wife!"

Gu Chaqing's face turned cold.

Li Xuefeng raised his hand and slapped himself, and said to himself: "Screw this bitch, don't you know Xiaocha is arrogant? How dare you call him wife! He will really get angry later, and his heart aches so badly." It's still you, with such a cheap mouth, you deserve to have only Xiaocha and no wife!"

Gu Chaqing was amused by him, and said softly, "There are still."

"Is there? Where is it?" Li Xuefeng asked intentionally.

Gu Chaqing looked at him with a smile.

Li Xuefeng smiled, walked to his side, hugged his neck from behind, tilted his head and kissed him on the cheek, and whispered: "Wife."

"go away."

"...Damn it! You tricked me again!"

Li Xuefeng, who was miserably tricked by Gu Chaqing, returned to the computer. Everyone was complaining about the Silk Road today. Xiao Qi smiled and said, "Aunt Xue, let's organize a battlefield and bring the brothers to win the first victory."

"Damn, it's a cheating road." Li Xuefeng didn't want to fight for 100 million people, "Why don't you organize it yourself?"

"I have to go grocery shopping." Xiao Qi said confidently.

"My god..." There was a burst of laughter in YY, and everyone turned on the microphone to express that they couldn't understand the paradoxical existence of "seven kills in grocery shopping". The whistle summons a Ferrari and goes directly to a high-end restaurant. How can you pick tomatoes in the vegetable market with a basket?

Xiao Qi didn't think there was a problem. Everyone is eating and drinking. Isn't it natural to cook for the one you love?

So he went offline very calmly amidst the ridicule of the gang members.

Li Xuefeng wondered if he should also cook a meal or something, and while organizing the battlefield, he asked Gu Chaqing: "How do you eat dinner? Before attacking and defending or after attacking and defending?"

Gu Chaqing complained: "It's nine o'clock after the attack and defense."

"Then before attacking and defending, what should we eat?"

"Barbecue, it's best to eat when attacking and defending."

"..." Li Xuefeng choked, and stared at Gu Chaqing's serious face for a long time, then suddenly couldn't help laughing, and laughed while patting the table, "You're so cute! Xiaocha, you look so... ...I really want to kiss you!"

"Damn! Aunt Xue, why are you acting like an idiot?" There were laughter and cursing from the gang members in YY.

Only then did Li Xuefeng realize that Zi Zi Mai was not turned off, but he has always been a cheeky baa, and smiled at Mai Li: "An idiot is an idiot, and you are also such an idiot when you are facing your wife."

"Why do I want to beat him up so much?" The gang said, "Hey, stop flirting with your wife and hurry up to the battlefield."

Another gang member said: "Hey, I don't understand something, Aunt Xue, do you call Uncle Xue also Xiaocha?"

"Oh, I'll go, really, does Chacha know?"

Li Xuefeng thought to himself that your Uncle Xue is Chacha. He really wanted to announce their relationship to the world, but he was afraid that Gu Chaqing would be unhappy, so he had to hold back and wrote a very satisfying little yellow article with you. As a result, it feels like there is no website to post, and it feels like internal injury.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble," Li Xuefeng sighed from the bottom of his heart, and said to Mai Li, "Come to Chengdu for a banquet at the gate of the battlefield, and I'll send a group confirmation, everyone in YY ordered 'not ready'."

Organized people entered the battlefield, and Li Xuefeng was assigning tasks, when his phone rang suddenly, he hissed depressingly, and decided to ignore it, after all, it was during the summer vacation, and most of the old classmates asked him to go out for a drink or something.

The phone rang for a while, then stopped, and then rang again after a few seconds, but Li Xuefeng still ignored it.

Gu Chaqing looked away from the screen, glanced at his phone, stared blankly, and said in a low voice, "Your mother."

"Alas!" Li Xuefeng slapped his forehead in frustration, "It's over, if you dare not answer my mother's phone call, you will be beaten later, Xiaocha, come and give me instructions."

Gu Chaqing sat in front of the computer without moving, looking at him expressionlessly.

"Just command me," Li Xuefeng picked up the phone and walked towards the balcony, "Forget it, let them call whatever they want, I'll answer the phone quickly..."

"Why is Aunt Xue silent?" The doubts of the helpers came from the speakers.

"Damn, don't bring such a trick! Is Aunt Xue disconnected?"

"No, it's still there, this is the rhythm of being blocked at the resurrection point!"

Gu Chaqing looked at Li Xuefeng who was standing on the balcony teasing cats while making a phone call, sighed helplessly, sat in front of his computer, turned on the microphone and said, "North 12 stay on guard in the south wind and fallen leaves, and the others go to East 3... ..."

The gangsters, full of crimes, were extremely active, and immediately started to execute his orders when they heard him, but the YY, which was jumping and howling just now, suddenly fell silent.

The crowd fought silently and swiftly for a while, completely turned the headwind situation around, drove out five supply vehicles, and the victory was sealed.

A person in YY turned on the microphone furtively, and whispered: "I said... the voice coming from Aunt Xue's microphone... why is it a bit... like..."

"Mr. Cha." Another person finished for him.

Gu Chaqing said with a faint smile: "Call me Chacha behind my back, and Mr. Cha in front of my face, are you all so scheming?"

Before the words fell, YY burst out one after another of "Damn!"

"It's not over yet, so don't take it lightly," Gu Chaqing said with a smile, "Who did I assign to guard the point on South Lu just now? Why didn't you say anything when the flag was opened? After going out, the world will be a pig."

"I, I, I... I just use it when I go out." The suffering master was obviously more troubled by another question, "Mr. Cha, you you you...why do you use the same mic as Aunt Xue?"

"Because we live together." Gu Chaqing said lightly.

Another wave of excited "Damn!"

Gu Chaqing smiled helplessly: "Is there any need to be so surprised? You guys fought hard on the battlefield, why did West 9 fall?"

"It's okay," one person said obsequiously, "With Mr. Cha under your command, we will let them win all five points."

"Stable win?" Gu Chaqing smiled and said flatly, "Come on, everyone cuts off their meridians."

"Hey hey, what's the trouble?" Li Xuefeng hung up the phone and came over and heard him there, making people lose their meridians. He smiled and lay on his shoulder to watch on the screen, "Yo, 786:219, Cha Zong 666 ah."

Gu Chaqing turned to look at him: "Are you coming?"

"You're done fighting right away. A good man will go to the end and send the Buddha to the west. You can continue to fight."

"I don't know how to play Jianchun."

Li Xuefeng smiled and said: "Then you should be pure and make yourself invincible."

"Go away, you can't cut your mind 800 years ago on the battlefield."

"Then what's the matter?" Li Xuefeng shouted at Maili, "Hey, all the pure energy is reserved for invincibility, and the critical moment falls to a small team of unknown snow, and Xiaocha will mark a red drum for herself."

"I can't take it anymore." A person said, "This dog food was too caught off guard, and I will be safer in the battlefield with Seven Kills in the future."

Another person persuaded: "Wake up, Qisha is going to buy vegetables to make dinner for Gousheng!"

"This gang can't wait!"

Gu Chaqing smoothed things over with a smile: "Stop making trouble, let me say something fair."

"what?"

Gu Chaqing cleared his throat, and said in a straight voice: "The powerful and large-scale PVP gang Shijiu takes advantage of its youth to recruit people, and sincerely recruits passionate and militant friends from all walks of life, to do chivalrous deeds, and to promote brotherhood. , the demons do not exist..."

"What the hell, you are so arrogant to pull people!" Everyone laughed, "Now I have reason to suspect that Aunt Xue is the mighty 007!"