my fast travel diary
Chapter 3 Farming is worse than falling in love 3
February 28, the first year of Tianhan, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty
To be honest, little fool, no, Nanmu looks like a very thin kid, he can hoe me several blocks away.I worked hard all morning before, about one-fifth of the ground was hoeed, (it must be, after all, I am a college student, and I am good at mathematics), and this boy helped me finish hoeing in one morning.
I patted his head in relief, Nanmu suddenly raised his head and raised the corner of his mouth at me.
Ahhhh, this kid finally has an expression other than a dazed expression, so cute, I couldn't help but kissed his little face,
Then before I knew it, he kissed my small (crossed out) big face too.
I think my expression should also be dumbfounded now.
I think I need to teach him seriously, how can he casually kiss an elder on the face?
"Nanmu, do you think what you did just now is right?" I pretended to be serious.
Namki kissed me again.
"..." How can I communicate with a hardened monster? Wait online!
"Remember, juniors are not allowed to kiss elders casually. Now that I am your guardian, you have to respect me at least, understand?" I felt that I was also a fool. Still talking nonsense.
Then Nanmu stood on tiptoe and kissed me again.
I was a little angry, but when I saw him, he still looked dazed, coupled with those big watery eyes.
Ah, how can you be so cute? Foul!
Forget it, I had no choice but to say to him: "Then you can only kiss me from now on, other people can't kiss casually, remember?"
Then he kissed me again.
Looking into those clear eyes, I suddenly felt a little hot on my face.My God, did I undo some terrible seal, I still like that little Mumu who nods!
"Brother Bai, do you have any books suitable for preschoolers?" I asked.
"Yes. And why is your face so red?"
I could hear the sarcasm in Brother Bai's tone.So I was being teased by a younger than me, no, a thousand-year-old male old goblin?
"Well, Xiao Mumu is not considered an old goblin." Brother Bai said.
"Is it you who called Xiao Mumu, and you've got the wrong focus? Is the old goblin the focus? Forget it, give me the things!" I found myself a little excited.
After all, a book half the height of a person appeared in my hand, and I almost fell to the ground without any precautions. Fortunately, Xiao Mumu reached out to help me take the book.
I was about to complain about Brother Bai, when I caught a glimpse of some old friends in the book Nanmu was holding.
"I'm X, how old is Nanmu? You're going to prepare five or three queens for him? This is a meme from a few years ago, can you have something new, can you?" I couldn't help but swear.
But Brother Bai didn't move at all.
When I got home at noon, the elder brother next door enthusiastically handed me a small pheasant, saying that I was lucky enough to kill one today. I thought it was a good relationship, and there was something delicious at noon, and there were no thorns yet.
After eating and drinking enough, I patted the seat next to me and asked Nanmu to sit over. I took out a copy of "Children's Literacy Encyclopedia" and put it in front of the two of us.
"Today I will teach you how to read," I said and opened the cover.
Nanmu leaned over and kissed me.
"Uh, these words..." I don't know most of them!
Nanmu wanted to kiss me again, but luckily my eyesight quickly covered his mouth with my hand, before I could take a breath, I felt Nanmu lick my palm lightly.
I was so scared that I quickly retracted my hand and looked at him in horror. This guy won't let me say a word in the future and he will lick me.
I imagined this scene for a while, and couldn't help shivering, it was too scary, it really was a goblin.
There is no way, I can only summon Shenlong in my mind.
"Brother Bai, I don't know these words, what should I do!"
"These are characters from the Han Dynasty. I'll teach you how to read them, and you can teach them to Nanmu. Also, you'd better take him out and show him one by one, such as mountains and waters." Bai Ge said.
"Okay, that's the only way to go." I nodded.
So, a college student, a thousand-year-old monster, under the guidance of Yi Duoyun, is studying "Compendium of Literacy for Children".
"Who is the cloud? I'm Al, artificial intelligence." Bai Ge said.
"Oh, so you are an artificial intelligence. I'm sorry, I don't know if you know an artificial intelligence called AlphaGo. Can you introduce me?"
"It's called AlphaGo. Don't be poor, you can see how quickly Nanmu learns." Bai Ge said.
"Oh, it's hard to survive the third year of high school, why do you have to learn such a difficult thing." I complained in a low voice.
Nanmu and I just wandered outside for an entire afternoon, and we didn't return home until the sun was about to disappear below the horizon.
When I passed by the door of the big brother next door, I saw that the big brother was giving one away, uh, the matchmaker came out, (because the old lady had a mole next to her nose) talking and laughing, the face of the rough guy on the big brother was still a little blush, God Ah, I can't bear to look directly at it.
After the matchmaker left, I walked up to my eldest brother and asked, "Big brother, are you going to find me a sister-in-law?"
The eldest brother seemed a little embarrassed, laughed, and patted my back vigorously. I think there may be a slap mark on my back at this time.
After laughing for a while, the eldest brother said: "Yes, yes, come and have a wedding banquet then."
"It's easy to say." I reluctantly accompanied the smiling face.
"By the way, there will be a market in the square in a few days. You can see what you can exchange for some rice noodles, fabrics and so on." The elder brother said.
"Really, okay, I'll go and have a look." I'm a little interested.
"Okay, then I'll go back first." The elder brother smiled at me.
"Okay, go back and have some fun." I said.
"What did you say?" The elder brother looked back at me suspiciously.
"No, no, I said you go back and rest." I smiled like a child.
Today's night sky is very clear, the moon is bright and clear, and the stars are shining brightly.Nanmu and I sat at the door of the shabby house, looking up at the stars.It seems that I haven't seen such a beautiful starry sky for a long time. I was even a little moved, and my eyes were slightly moist.
I didn't know any stars, so I pointed to the sky and said, "Xiaomu, those shiny ones are called stars."
Now Nanmu can already understand some of my words, he repeated: "Stars."
"Well, the stars. There are many stories about the stars. May I tell you?" I said to Nanmu.
Namki nodded.
"Look, that long river of galaxies is called the Milky Way. There is a very bright star on each side of the Milky Way, and there are two small stars on both sides of one of them that are not too bright. It is called Altair and the other is Vega. Legend has it that a long long time ago……"
I don't quite know when I fell asleep and where the story went. I just remember a faint fragrance lingering on the tip of my nose. It smells very good. This fragrance makes me feel at ease.It entangles me, I pull it, it seems that this way we can go through life and life together.
February 100, 29 BC (this is the lunar calendar, I am not mistaken)
Brother Bai said that the first year of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was 100 BC. Why did he send me to this year? Brother Bai said that the sky is very blue and that taking the whole number makes him more comfortable, so is the sky very blue obsessive-compulsive disorder? Feel free to.
Today, farming, studying, grilling fish, grilling chicken, telling stories, sleeping...
February 100, [-] BC
Ibid.
March 100st, [-] BC
Ibid.
……
The author has something to say:
Baiyun is very white: He actually said that I am a cloud.
The sky is blue: nonsense, you are now, Al, a super advanced artificial intelligence
Baiyun is very white: what about you?
The sky is blue: I, haha, I am an artificial intelligence more advanced than you
The white clouds are very white: ...
To be honest, little fool, no, Nanmu looks like a very thin kid, he can hoe me several blocks away.I worked hard all morning before, about one-fifth of the ground was hoeed, (it must be, after all, I am a college student, and I am good at mathematics), and this boy helped me finish hoeing in one morning.
I patted his head in relief, Nanmu suddenly raised his head and raised the corner of his mouth at me.
Ahhhh, this kid finally has an expression other than a dazed expression, so cute, I couldn't help but kissed his little face,
Then before I knew it, he kissed my small (crossed out) big face too.
I think my expression should also be dumbfounded now.
I think I need to teach him seriously, how can he casually kiss an elder on the face?
"Nanmu, do you think what you did just now is right?" I pretended to be serious.
Namki kissed me again.
"..." How can I communicate with a hardened monster? Wait online!
"Remember, juniors are not allowed to kiss elders casually. Now that I am your guardian, you have to respect me at least, understand?" I felt that I was also a fool. Still talking nonsense.
Then Nanmu stood on tiptoe and kissed me again.
I was a little angry, but when I saw him, he still looked dazed, coupled with those big watery eyes.
Ah, how can you be so cute? Foul!
Forget it, I had no choice but to say to him: "Then you can only kiss me from now on, other people can't kiss casually, remember?"
Then he kissed me again.
Looking into those clear eyes, I suddenly felt a little hot on my face.My God, did I undo some terrible seal, I still like that little Mumu who nods!
"Brother Bai, do you have any books suitable for preschoolers?" I asked.
"Yes. And why is your face so red?"
I could hear the sarcasm in Brother Bai's tone.So I was being teased by a younger than me, no, a thousand-year-old male old goblin?
"Well, Xiao Mumu is not considered an old goblin." Brother Bai said.
"Is it you who called Xiao Mumu, and you've got the wrong focus? Is the old goblin the focus? Forget it, give me the things!" I found myself a little excited.
After all, a book half the height of a person appeared in my hand, and I almost fell to the ground without any precautions. Fortunately, Xiao Mumu reached out to help me take the book.
I was about to complain about Brother Bai, when I caught a glimpse of some old friends in the book Nanmu was holding.
"I'm X, how old is Nanmu? You're going to prepare five or three queens for him? This is a meme from a few years ago, can you have something new, can you?" I couldn't help but swear.
But Brother Bai didn't move at all.
When I got home at noon, the elder brother next door enthusiastically handed me a small pheasant, saying that I was lucky enough to kill one today. I thought it was a good relationship, and there was something delicious at noon, and there were no thorns yet.
After eating and drinking enough, I patted the seat next to me and asked Nanmu to sit over. I took out a copy of "Children's Literacy Encyclopedia" and put it in front of the two of us.
"Today I will teach you how to read," I said and opened the cover.
Nanmu leaned over and kissed me.
"Uh, these words..." I don't know most of them!
Nanmu wanted to kiss me again, but luckily my eyesight quickly covered his mouth with my hand, before I could take a breath, I felt Nanmu lick my palm lightly.
I was so scared that I quickly retracted my hand and looked at him in horror. This guy won't let me say a word in the future and he will lick me.
I imagined this scene for a while, and couldn't help shivering, it was too scary, it really was a goblin.
There is no way, I can only summon Shenlong in my mind.
"Brother Bai, I don't know these words, what should I do!"
"These are characters from the Han Dynasty. I'll teach you how to read them, and you can teach them to Nanmu. Also, you'd better take him out and show him one by one, such as mountains and waters." Bai Ge said.
"Okay, that's the only way to go." I nodded.
So, a college student, a thousand-year-old monster, under the guidance of Yi Duoyun, is studying "Compendium of Literacy for Children".
"Who is the cloud? I'm Al, artificial intelligence." Bai Ge said.
"Oh, so you are an artificial intelligence. I'm sorry, I don't know if you know an artificial intelligence called AlphaGo. Can you introduce me?"
"It's called AlphaGo. Don't be poor, you can see how quickly Nanmu learns." Bai Ge said.
"Oh, it's hard to survive the third year of high school, why do you have to learn such a difficult thing." I complained in a low voice.
Nanmu and I just wandered outside for an entire afternoon, and we didn't return home until the sun was about to disappear below the horizon.
When I passed by the door of the big brother next door, I saw that the big brother was giving one away, uh, the matchmaker came out, (because the old lady had a mole next to her nose) talking and laughing, the face of the rough guy on the big brother was still a little blush, God Ah, I can't bear to look directly at it.
After the matchmaker left, I walked up to my eldest brother and asked, "Big brother, are you going to find me a sister-in-law?"
The eldest brother seemed a little embarrassed, laughed, and patted my back vigorously. I think there may be a slap mark on my back at this time.
After laughing for a while, the eldest brother said: "Yes, yes, come and have a wedding banquet then."
"It's easy to say." I reluctantly accompanied the smiling face.
"By the way, there will be a market in the square in a few days. You can see what you can exchange for some rice noodles, fabrics and so on." The elder brother said.
"Really, okay, I'll go and have a look." I'm a little interested.
"Okay, then I'll go back first." The elder brother smiled at me.
"Okay, go back and have some fun." I said.
"What did you say?" The elder brother looked back at me suspiciously.
"No, no, I said you go back and rest." I smiled like a child.
Today's night sky is very clear, the moon is bright and clear, and the stars are shining brightly.Nanmu and I sat at the door of the shabby house, looking up at the stars.It seems that I haven't seen such a beautiful starry sky for a long time. I was even a little moved, and my eyes were slightly moist.
I didn't know any stars, so I pointed to the sky and said, "Xiaomu, those shiny ones are called stars."
Now Nanmu can already understand some of my words, he repeated: "Stars."
"Well, the stars. There are many stories about the stars. May I tell you?" I said to Nanmu.
Namki nodded.
"Look, that long river of galaxies is called the Milky Way. There is a very bright star on each side of the Milky Way, and there are two small stars on both sides of one of them that are not too bright. It is called Altair and the other is Vega. Legend has it that a long long time ago……"
I don't quite know when I fell asleep and where the story went. I just remember a faint fragrance lingering on the tip of my nose. It smells very good. This fragrance makes me feel at ease.It entangles me, I pull it, it seems that this way we can go through life and life together.
February 100, 29 BC (this is the lunar calendar, I am not mistaken)
Brother Bai said that the first year of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was 100 BC. Why did he send me to this year? Brother Bai said that the sky is very blue and that taking the whole number makes him more comfortable, so is the sky very blue obsessive-compulsive disorder? Feel free to.
Today, farming, studying, grilling fish, grilling chicken, telling stories, sleeping...
February 100, [-] BC
Ibid.
March 100st, [-] BC
Ibid.
……
The author has something to say:
Baiyun is very white: He actually said that I am a cloud.
The sky is blue: nonsense, you are now, Al, a super advanced artificial intelligence
Baiyun is very white: what about you?
The sky is blue: I, haha, I am an artificial intelligence more advanced than you
The white clouds are very white: ...
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