Invalid protest

The Jinluan Palace is magnificent. Looking at the court hall, it can be described as: the morning stars are reflected in the dim mist, the sea tide holds the sun rising, the palace is opened with nine doors, and the civil and military classes congratulate Shengming.The momentum is mighty, full of solemnity, but it also makes people nervous.

Thinking about how I am a dignified new and new human being in the 21st century, how could I bow down for this small scene, but no matter how thick-skinned I am, I can't bear people's eyes, tears-hey, the big brother next to me, can you stop being full of evil eyes Staring at me, okay?What are you looking at, have you never seen a beautiful boy?I know that your old heart was shattered just now by His Majesty's decree to marry Princess Lin Luoxue and me next month, but you are looking at me with such burning eyes like Hanchun, it is easy to make people think that you have broken your sleeves of

I obediently half-kneeled on the Golden Luan Hall, happily watching the ministers in the courtroom arguing non-stop. "Your Majesty, this is absolutely impossible." "Your Majesty, the old minister thinks that this matter still needs to be considered." "Your Majesty, I will not accept it." You say we can do it if we don't raise it, so don't be polite to us. "Your Majesty, this person's origin is unknown, how can we marry the princess to him~~~" Hmm, I smiled and nodded, that's right, well said, let's continue.

"Wait, are you doubting my vision?" The old emperor glanced at the ministers imposingly, and said with a bad expression. "I don't dare to wait." Shushu knelt down a lot. "As I said just now, Su Hantian once stood up to save my virtuous brother's daughter when she was killed. I am deeply gratified. Afterwards, I saw that he is unparalleled in appearance, literary and martial arts, and I deeply feel that this person is worthy of it." Xue'er, girl. Therefore, there is no need to discuss this matter again!" The old emperor looked as if the matter was just settled.

"Beautiful and unparalleled" and "both civil and military", this, is this referring to me?I looked up at the emperor sitting on the dragon chair, and blinked: Are you sure I was the one who was talking about?The emperor also blinked: It's not who you are.I turned my eyes to the left (on the left is a general who is quite dissatisfied with me): Didn’t you ask me to find a draw?The emperor looked up and said: This is none of my business, I have done everything I promised you.I also rolled my eyes: Don't take it to fix me like this.All the ministers: Why is the corner of the emperor's eyes twitching, uh~~ Why is the corner of his mouth also twitching~~~ Could it be a hint to us?

"Long live wise!" A minister who misunderstood the emperor's wink took the lead in praising. "Long live my emperor, long live, long live," swiped, and fell to his knees again.I wiped off my sweat. As expected of the old and cunning old officials, those who follow the wind will be quick.

"Your majesty, I am not convinced." Two ministers, one civil and one military, stood up and said in unison.Well, I'm secretly happy, expecting them to continue to vilify me. "Why are you dissatisfied?" The emperor took a sip of tea and looked at them pretending to be unhappy.The elder brother on my left who is obviously a military commander spoke up: "Actually, I have secretly liked the princess for a long time. I thought, since Su Hantian is unparalleled in both civil and military skills, can he compete with the young minister?" Two, if this way, if I lose, I will be convinced, and I will say nothing." Another minister who is obviously a literati also said: "My lord, I want Miss Lin Luoxue of Lin Wang's House to have a shining beauty and outstanding talent. As the saying goes: A gentle lady loves to be a gentleman. My minister is also deeply dissatisfied, and wants to compete with Mr. Su, and I hope the Holy Majesty will approve it."

I made a clever move and looked at the old man, the emperor: You must never agree, please don't.The emperor looked at Su Hantian with the look on his face that you would die if you promised me, he became playful, and blinked: Don't worry, everything is up to me.I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. "I will play. After 10 days, I will compete with the square outside the double-eave hall. The test questions will be determined by my cabinet ministers. Retire!"

I am petrifying

After listening to the announcement from the little eunuch whom he bought in court, he waved his hand and sent him to collect the reward.Lin Luoxue put down the teacup she held in her hand, and twirled one finger along the outer edge of the teacup: "So, after 10 days, Su Hantian has to go to the double eaves to compete with the ministers. I thought the emperor's uncle It can be solved perfectly, it seems that we have to find a way. Sighing, he raised his head and pointed at Su Hantian, and asked, "What's wrong with her?Why didn't you move? ""Returning to master, Master Su has been like this since the face saint came back, and he keeps repeating one sentence. The boy on the side replied respectfully. "Oh?"What words. "" Back to the master, Young Master Su has been saying: You are wrong, you are really wrong, you should not have worn it here from the beginning, if you don't wear it here, your luck will not be bad, if you The amount of luck is not bad, and the amount will not be spread to such a thing that is sure to go to the west..."

"Wear it?" "Amount of God?" What do you mean?Lin Xiaojun was dissatisfied, and got up and pinched my face: "No matter what you think in your heart, you have to fuck me. I will start special training from tomorrow, and I think the emperor won't make things difficult for you, but at least look like you OK." He patted my shoulder and left.

Biluo, Ziyun, Lanxin, and Yunzhu, the four servant girls of Princess Luoxue, also followed the princess and left four big footprints on my shoes.

Special training...?

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The author [jumps at the princess]: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Princess [dodges, raises eyebrows]: "Who dares to bully you."

The author [with teary eyes]: "Whoa, they read the article and don't comment."

The princess [glances at the audience coldly]: "Oh? Is there such a thing? Kill me"

Author [Hazy teary eyes]: "No one sent flowers either."

Princess: "Kill it."

The author [wipes away tears]: "If you die, no one will read the article?"

The princess smiled slightly: "Then half-dead, and dragged to be a little shou..."

The old bustard of Wanhualou [shaking the handkerchief]: "Welcome everyone!"