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After several days of recuperating from my injuries, I was finally able to go to the streets alive and kicking.Excitedly moving his arms, he asked Hou Fangming to bring his banknotes and happily enjoy the scenery of the desert.

Hou Fangming followed me closely with two guards, with a look of surprise in his eyes: "Master Hou, how did you heal from your injury so quickly? It takes at least half a month of hard work!"

I pretended to be mysterious and waved to him, motioning for him to come over.Hou Fangming immediately crossed his arms and listened with a serious face.I smiled deeply: "Actually, one night, while I was fast asleep, I vaguely heard something that seemed to come from the sky." I looked sideways, and Hou Fangming was clenching his fist nervously. "That word seems to come from the far side..." Hou Fangming nodded. "It seems to be vaguely saying... the plot needs... Hurry up and meet my sister... Then I only heard a ding, and my injury will be healed."

It's over, Master Hou is bewitched.Hou Fangming patted my shoulder with a speechless face.I shrugged: "Don't you believe me? Do you believe that if I ding now, you will buy the carrot of the old lady next to me and eat it."

Hou Fangming looked at the carrot with disdain: "Impossible. I'll bet you ten taels of gold." (￣_,￣)

I nodded.Ding…

Hou Fangming actually felt that there was an irresistible force driving his body. One step, two steps, like a devil's pace, he came to the carrot stand, dropped the silver, and gnawed on the carrot like a hungry wolf.Leaving the two bodyguards scrambling in the wind.

I snapped my fingers, brought Hou Fangming back in embarrassment, smiled apologetically at the aunt, and ordered the attendants to take away the carrots.Hou Fangming looked vaguely at the carrot in his hand, and expressed the horror in his heart with a trembling voice: "How is this possible?"

I patted his hair, and smiled harmlessly: "Don't disbelieve in the god of drama in the future, people are doing it, and the sky is watching."

Just as I was comforting Hou Xiaoshou's wounded heart, the street suddenly became noisy.A large group of people rode tall horses and kept waving their whips, opening a path through the chaotic crowd so that the carriages behind could pass by unimpeded.

"Get out of the way, you fools, hurry up and get out of the way for our master, I will kill you if you stand in the way of the master!" One of the tough-looking uncles raised his horsewhip, with a fierce expression on his face.The fast-running horse team brought up a large cloud of dust, and the clothes I just changed today were all dusty.

I raised my eyebrows, I have to take a bath again today, I am very happy.He pouted at one of the bodyguards: "Ada, throw me a carrot." Ada understood, and with a wave of his hand, he evenly threw the carrots to the middle of the road.The onlookers gasped when they saw this. This is Princess Shenhua's convoy, and someone dared to hit someone with a carrot.The point is, shouldn't you use normal tools like rocks to hit people, they're just carrots.For the first time, the people in Mobei felt that the people in the Central Plains, who had always been smart and cunning, had such a wonderful existence. The people in the desert said that it was very hard for them to complain. "click"

Everyone turned their heads, hey, the carriage stopped at some point, and no matter how much the groom yelled, he didn't move.Hou Fangming's eyes widened, with an expression of admiration on his face: "Master Hou, their horses are eating carrots."

I looked at the people who had stopped and nodded in satisfaction. Finally, there was no dust, and I continued shopping leisurely, completely ignoring the crowd.Speaking of which, I just wanted to buy something...

"Bold, you interrupted our master's convoy, and you still want to leave!" The leader of the convoy dismounted swiftly, and beat me with a whip.I raised my hand, very calmly: "Wait a minute. Obviously your horse team didn't leave by itself, why did you say I interrupted you?"

The horsewhip in the hands of the leading uncle paused, and he laughed angrily: "I saw with my own eyes what your subordinates threw. Could it be that the carrots have grown legs by themselves?!"

Reaching out to push away the whip above, I nodded innocently: "The carrot I threw was right. But uncle, I haven't touched any corner of your carriage, have I?"

The leading uncle was startled: "No, but..."

"I haven't shouted a single word to stop your convoy..."

"But…"

"Didn't tell your horse to stop or have someone stop your horse..."

"..."

I smiled innocently at everyone, and I took full advantage of the handsome man: "My subordinates just accidentally dropped a few carrots because of a simple hand shake~~"

"Yes!" The crowd responded loudly.

"Their horses stole my carrots and I still don't ask them to compensate for the loss. Isn't it the boldness of the desert people~~"

"Yes!" The crowd responded positively.

"Since I'm so magnanimous, they still insist on apologizing to me~~"

"Yes!" The crowd responded enthusiastically.

The leading uncle twitched his face and raised his whip.He roared loudly: "I'll tell you to use your words unreasonably." Just as the horsewhip was about to be swung down, he was surprised to find that his body froze and he couldn't move at all.Staring at a pair of copper bell eyes: "What did you do to me!"

I rolled my eyes, took out a porcelain bottle and shook it, "Don't be so ambiguous, okay, here, this is called Sanhunxiang, within ten breaths it can make people stiff and unable to move, it is a must-have product for home travel, How about it, I will sell you the antidote for ten taels of silver."

The leading uncle opened his mouth, but before he could speak, a luxuriously dressed young man came down from the carriage. Shi Shiran walked up to me and stood still. antidote. "Uncle Li, you go down first." The luxurious young master waved his hand.The leading uncle was moved away stiffly by the servants.

Hou Fangming poked me on the back from behind, and said in a low voice, "Didn't they say that the princess in the carriage is some kind of Princess Shenhua, why come down a little prince." I silently supported my forehead, is this really the law of the ancients? If you dress up as a man, you won't be able to recognize him. Have you ever seen a young man with such well-developed chest muscles?I complained again that I was not recognized as a girl, it must not be because I have flat chest, um, it is because their ancient recognition is too bad, nod, that's it.

The luxurious young master glanced at me indifferently, and nodded with great interest: "You are very interesting." I smiled, glanced at her chest, and said in a low voice, "Thank you for the compliment, little princess." Huagui The pretty face of the little boy was tinged with surprise: "You saw through me for the first time."

The little boy pulled out a folding fan from his waist, and slapped it on my hand with a chic sound: "I realize that I like you a little bit." I didn't realize it immediately: "What did you just say?!" I found that I had an extra folding fan in my hand. "How about you marrying me, I will treat you well." The little boy patted me on the shoulder with a serious face, and said words that I couldn't understand at all.

"Pfft..." Hou Fangming's group laughed from behind, followed by the applause of the heroic and unrestrained people in Mobei: "Promise him! Promise him! Promise him! It's right and innocent! Romantic and sentimental The young master of the Central Plains really fits my unrestrained and passionate courtship appetite in the desert, and the gods on the snow mountain will bless you both."

Well, you will treat me well.Treat your sister well (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, I will marry you! What a passionate and unrestrained little son from the Central Plains, she is a real sister!! Don’t you think it’s rude!

I raised a stiff smile and stuffed the fan back into her hand: "I'm sorry, it was too windy just now, I didn't hear clearly, oops, I suddenly remembered that I have something important to do, little princess, let's just say goodbye and never see each other again, okay bye. Then he lifted the hem of his clothes and started running back, leaving Hou Fangming and the others far behind.

A smile appeared on the corner of the young master's mouth, and he opened the folding fan handsomely: "Whoever catches him back for me, I will reward you with a hundred taels of silver." The crowd cheered, and hordes carried the escaped boy back to Princess Shenhua to claim credit, "I caught him..." "I brought him back..." "I blocked him... ""it's me…"

I lay on the platform of the carriage, looking at Hou Fangming who was biting a small handkerchief and waving at me, thousands of grass and mud horses whizzed by in my heart, this is all a mess of God unfolding.Hou Fangming waits for me to go back and I won’t find you a little gong □□You and I don’t have the surname Su, so we know how to enjoy a good show!

I got up and patted the ashes, and followed the little princess who got into the carriage together into the carriage.

"Oh, don't look at me like that, I'll be embarrassed." The little princess lifted the scholar's hat, revealing her beautiful long hair, and took off her outer blouse to reveal her inner long skirt. A pretty and enchanting beauty.I looked it up and down uncompromisingly, and had to admit that this product is indeed a beauty, which is quite in line with my aesthetics.But beauty, is it really okay for you to be like this, kidnapping people in the street or something. ==

"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you." The little princess reached out and took out the soul-scattering incense from my arms. "This thing is quite interesting. I'll take as many as you have." My ears perked up. , When the business came, I immediately introduced these products I ordered to develop to her.In fact, these products are only under development in Lord Hou's Mansion, and many functions are not yet perfect, but it doesn't matter, this product looks like a big owner, so it's always right to introduce it.

The little princess posed in a comfortable position, resting her chin, listening to my explanation with interest, interjecting a question or two from time to time, and before I knew it, I went to her place with her—the official inn .

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