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As a result, under the strong request of Luoxue and Lingyan, the two-person relationship between me and my imaginary rival Zhang Lie finally turned into a mighty trend. I supported my forehead and looked helplessly at those women who were preparing the ingredients Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to investigate the terrain, not to have a picnic, so we don’t need to bring pork. ==

I weakly raised my hand and suggested that I would just stay in this village and let them investigate, but the four maids gave me a hard look: "Han Tian, ​​who will carry these things if you don't go? Is it possible? Do you want our lady and the Eight Kings to carry it?" I swallowed hard and asked tentatively: "How about, how many guards do you bring to carry things?"

Sister Biluo shook her head: "It's not good, there are too many people, it's easy to leak information, and it's easy to be discovered by the enemy." Sister Lan Xin nodded in agreement, and Yunzhu agreed with both hands and feet.I looked at Luoxue helplessly, and blinked at her: Do you have the heart to see me being bullied by your maid?Luoxue pretended to be looking at the sky: "Ah, the weather is really nice today, suitable for going out, starling, let's go out quickly."

Zhang Lie looked at this group of women amusedly, stroking their stubble habitually, Brother Su must have provoked them, I better not wade into the muddy water, and looked over there sympathetically, Brother Su, don’t Blame me for not helping you, I wish I was lucky.

then--

"Hey, Han Tian, ​​why don't you walk faster, how about spitting slowly like a snail?" Yue Lingyan stood on a huge rock in the middle of the stream, urging me not far away.Luoxue walked slowly on the flowing water in a good mood, admiring the beautiful scenery of the lake and mountains from time to time.The scenery here is indeed beautiful, with beautiful mountains and clear waters, ding-dong springs, natural mountains with trees, and strange stones with water.Of course, if I am not carrying a big bag and a pot in my hand at this time, I will also have the leisure to appreciate this rare natural scenery in modern times.

"Brother Su, why don't I get some for you." Zhang Lie looked at my sweating profusely, feeling a bit unbearable.Yue Lingyu suddenly yelled: "Oh, Eight Kings, we are almost there, come with me to explore the way ahead." Without waiting for Zhang Lie's reaction, he dragged his hands and left, Zhang Lie Lie didn't pay attention, he staggered and was dragged away like a mop...

Eighth Prince, I blamed you wrongly, you are a good person.I wiped off my sweat and continued to cheer myself up. I was almost there, so come on.Suddenly I felt light on my back, and I turned around suspiciously: "Luoxue?" Luoxue was carrying the bag snatched from my back, and murmured a little: "Unexpectedly, it's really heavy." After speaking, she glanced at me , frowned, quickened his pace and dumped me directly.I froze, am I still angry?Hurry up and go forward: "Luoxue, wait for me." Luoxue raised her pretty face, "I don't want to wait for you, you deserve to be left behind." Something, hard-spoken and soft-hearted baby.

Finally, we reached the lake described by the guard.I breathed a sigh of relief, put down my burden, and started my original purpose, to see if there were any secret tunnels around.The result was quite disappointing, there were no secret road traps, but there were a lot of mushrooms. Zhang Lie and Lingyan also caught a few fish. Finally, the stewed fish with mushrooms made by sister Ziyun was delicious. ==

As the saying goes, take a walk after a meal and live to 99.I didn't care if Luoxue was willing or not, I just took her for a walk by the lake and got rid of the bunch of bright bulbs.Just kidding, if I don't create time for the two of us to be alone, how can I chase after Luoxue from my family.But, God, tell me why the atmosphere is so silent.Luoxue just walked quietly by the lake side by side with me, without saying a word, just slightly tilted her head to look at the calm lake surface, her white clothes were a little red under the setting sun.Yi Ren was beside me, but I was biting my lip in confusion and thinking about how to speak, Su Hantian, Su Hantian, hurry up and think of a topic, what are you playing at the critical moment, silence is golden, if you go on like this, it will be dark.

I cheered up, stepped forward and pretended to hold Luoxue's catkin naturally, and said with a naughty smile: "Luoxue, let me tell you a joke." Luoxue turned her head, and my bright eyes were imprinted. reflection.She said with a half-smile: "After walking for so long, you finally want to talk." I retorted: "No, I didn't dare to provoke you because I was afraid that you were still angry. It’s so miserable and I didn’t say anything, what’s the matter, calm down.” Luo Xue raised the corner of her mouth: “You deserve it. Let’s see if you dare to make me cry in the future.” I smiled and shook my head in cooperation: “Don’t dare, princess My lord, please forgive the little one. I will tell you a joke." "Okay, if I don't laugh, you won't be able to sleep tonight." "..." Do I dig a hole for myself? pit.

"I used to go fishing with my parents. The fish my father caught were very small. He released them while fishing. Every time he released a fish, he said to the fish to himself: "Go back and call your brother. "Call your brother to come... brother to come..."

"Aren't you an orphan, Han Tian?" Luoxue tilted her head.

"..." This is a joke, okay, okay, not funny, I will continue.

After talking several times in succession, Luoxue shook her head to express that she was not funny.I kicked the stones by the lake in frustration.Luoxue smiled, touched her head and comforted me: "It's all right, it's just that your story is too boring." I wanted to cry immediately, but there are no tears like you, can you comfort my baby like this?Pull my hand and point to the front.As soon as I looked up, I sighed, alas, here comes the light bulb. "Hey, what are you talking about, it's so lively." Yue Lingyan walked over with arms folded, followed by Zhang Lie and sister Ziyun. "Oh, it's nothing, Han Tian is telling me jokes." "Wow, Han Tian is biased, I want to listen to it, I want to listen to it too, why don't you just tell a ghost story." I shrugged: "Okay, just tell me. "

As he said that, he walked towards the camp, and carelessly led Luo Xue to sit beside the fire.Gently hugging Luoxue, regardless of her little struggles.I smiled sinisterly, I have been made miserable enough today, and I want to let us tell ghost stories. I have read a lot of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, and ghost stories-I am not good at it, so I just made it up now. ==

Seeing that everyone was seated, I cleared my voice and began to speak slowly: "It is said that a long time ago in Xiangxi, there was a profession called corpse exorcising. The exorcising corpses used "secret techniques" to kill people from other lands. The corpses of the deceased are brought back to their hometowns, and they are buried in the soil. Before expelling the corpses, they will cover the necks of the deceased with cinnabar and affix a charm, and tie them tightly with five-color cloth strips; ). After finishing everything, after reciting the mantra, he shouted "Get up! "The dead corpses of the Hakkas would stand up in response... One day, the corpse exorcist was entrusted to a mass grave in a place to exorcise the corpses, and moved all the unnamed corpses to a newly built cemetery by the government. The corpse exorcist continued as usual After finishing the preparations, he started the journey to exorcise the corpses at night. Before he could yell out, strange things happened. His hands that touched the corpses began to turn black little by little, and gradually festered When he woke up, he knew that it was corpse poison, a sign that those corpses were beginning to change. He hurriedly raised his knife and chopped off his arm at the root, spilling hot blood all over the ground. The severe corpses suddenly moved one after another. They searched for the smell of blood and walked towards the corpse driver. Every time they took a step, a lump of rotten flesh would fall from their bodies, revealing their white bones. The corpse driver endured the nausea , wanting to escape from this place, but one of the zombies grabbed his foot, the zombie opened his mouth wide and bit off his leg, and the zombies swarmed up and devoured the exorcist."

"What are you talking about? It's not scary at all." Yue Lingyan waved his hands with disdain on his face.I shrug my shoulders, well, I don't think it's scary either. "But, Lingyan, didn't you notice that you have a small red spot on your arm today?" Red dot. "What's going on?" Everyone looked at me.I said mysteriously: "Actually, this is a mark made by the ghosts. Whenever they see a person and want her to be a scapegoat, a red dot will appear on that person's arm, which means that she is not far from death." "Humph Only ghosts will believe your nonsense." Yue Lingyan dismissed it.My weird guard smiled, "After tomorrow night, you will know."

The author has something to say:

This article is not well written, but this is a gift I wrote to myself. If I don’t cheat, I won’t cheat. No matter how bad the writing is, I will finish it.But the speed is really not good. I am too busy recently, and there are many courses, which are very annoying.Hope to understand.