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"Han Tian, ​​I'm so hungry." Luo Xue's stomach made an indecent grunt. "Be patient, I'll go find something to eat later." The wild fruit I found yesterday was too sour and I couldn't eat it at all, so I had to find some decent food. "There's a stream there, let's rest there." I walked towards the stream with Luoxue on my back, wondering if I should catch a fish to eat, is it always like that on TV, survival in the wild is not to be missed Food - grilled fish.

"Han Tian, ​​Han Tian, ​​there is one over there, hurry up." Luoxue stood by the stream, gesticulating excitedly, "Oh, you idiot, look, you ran away again." I stuck my sword into the river mud, Dissatisfied, she roared at Luoxue: "Come here if you have the ability, just let us do coolies. Why don't you go into the water." Luoxue put her hands on her shoulders and looked pitiful: "Can you bear me, a weak woman who has just recovered from a serious illness, to go into the water to catch fish? .Besides, it was you who suggested to go into the water to catch fish, and I didn't tell you to catch fish." My forehead was full of veins: "I'm also a woman, okay?" I muttered in my heart: Are you weak?Which weak woman wields a dagger at every turn to force others to sign a contract of sale, which weak woman chokes someone and dies without seeing the blood, which... In a word, if Lin Luoxue was a weak woman, wouldn't I, Su Hantian, be a million-year-old girl? Accepted. "Hey, I remembered when you said that, um, I almost forgot that you are also a woman." Luoxue rubbed her forehead in thought.Hey, I don't care what you call me, I don't want to eat fish anymore.I black line.I came back to my senses and continued to look for those cunning fish in the stream, curled my lips, hum, our peerless good boy doesn't care about that guy like Luo Xue, food is the most important thing, filling the stomach is the most important thing.

"Hey, I didn't catch any fish, but I did catch a few big prawns." I walked towards the shore with two big and outrageous prawns.Hey, why do the streams here have shrimps as big as lobsters? Is there a genetic mutation, or is the feng shui here too good? "Shrimp? Is this shrimp? Why is it different from what I usually eat? Can this thing be eaten?" Luoxue looked like a curious baby. Lobster. "Whatever it is, it's probably a matter of species, it should be edible." I peeled off the shrimp shell and handed it to Luoxue. "Try it." Luoxue took the lobster meat, couldn't wait to take a small bite, and said in surprise: "It's sweet, it's delicious!" After speaking, she started to gobble it up, she seemed to be very hungry. "Hehe, slow down, there's more, I'll catch a few more after eating." "En." Luoxue smiled contentedly, her beautiful eyes overflowing with brilliance, instantly fascinated my eyes.Boom~boom~boom~boom, my heart beats a little fast. "It's delicious, Hantian, I want more." Luoxue pouted her pink lips like cherry blossoms, and kicked me down the creek coquettishly. "Luoxue, you~ have you eaten all of it?" I stood alone in the creek, with a trembling finger pointing at Luoxue.That's two lobsters as big as two bowls, and I haven't moved a bite yet. "Yeah." Luoxue nodded, the corners of her mouth curled up in a big arc, and the smile in her eyes couldn't be concealed: "This princess still wants to eat, my husband, you have to work harder and keep catching." □Naked Hongguoguo's beauty trap!I glared at the bright and smiling someone, and started my sad shrimp catching business again.This time I learned how to be smart. After baking, I peeled the shells of the shrimps and licked them. Hmph, let’s see how you fight with me this time.Luoxue didn't care, she peeled a shrimp by herself, ate and drank enough, pulled my leg over, Shi Shiran lay on it, stretched out her arms comfortably, squinted her eyes and dozed off.My black line, my lady princess, are we surviving in the wild? Why does it feel like I am the one surviving? You seem to be on vacation, a contractor.But, hehe, I'm happy to oblige.

I always feel that getting along with Luoxue is a little different, more natural and less rigid.The current Luoxue feels like a bright, bright, dark-bellied girl who loves to play with children's temper. Without the cool, elegant, gentle and polite air of the little princess on weekdays, it makes people feel a lot closer.Seeing the cute sleeping appearance of the sleeping girl on my lap, I couldn't help laughing, why did she put her hands on my waist when she was sleeping.Uh, this makes me feel like I will be pinched by her.Carefully put her hand aside, lay down leisurely, well, I'll take a nap too.

There was a coolness on his face, as if something had been gently brushed against him. "Luoxue, don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while." I muttered in a low voice.But it feels like something is still on the face, hard and cool, and it keeps flicking back and forth. "Luoxue!" There was no reply.I was a little annoyed, I opened my eyes angrily, and my blood froze immediately, there was no shadow of falling snow, and next to my head was a big snake with piebald patterns, it was now spitting a message at me with its head up and its teeth bared, approaching The tail on my cheek flicked impatiently. "Hi, Brother Snake, we meet again." I tugged at my mouth, trying to show a smile that was uglier than crying.Hey, this snake doesn't really think I'm Xu Xian's fancy, why is it so lingering?Suddenly there was a light on her leg, and a soft voice sounded from the front, "Han Tian, ​​did you call me?" Luoxue rubbed her eyes in a daze, and looked towards me.No, I covered my ears. "Ah!!!! Snake!!!!" Luoxue jumped three feet high and quickly fled out. "Luoxue, wait a minute..." I shouted, before the words fell, I heard Luoxue's voice coming from a distance: "Han Tian, ​​you told the princess to run away quickly, right? I understand." I helped Uh, hello, why do I have a sense of seeing the previous scene. (Please refer to the previous chapter where Luo Xue was afraid of snakes and abandoned me)

Damn it, it's just a snake.I turned my head and looked at the big python calmly, trying to see some of its emotions in its slender snake eyes: "Hey, Brother Snake, what do you want from me? You scared my wife again! Run away, you pay me." On the surface, I was so indifferent and calm in the face of danger, but in fact, I kept trembling and roaring in my heart: Author children's shoes, your morals are all over the floor, I'm not afraid of book friends who will rise up and become a Nezha Are you making trouble in the East China Sea? Which snake of your sister is scurrying here and there to play as an extra?Feel tight and add a protagonist halo to me so that Luoxue and I can walk out of a ghost forest.It's a pity that the author's children's shoes have not heard my roar, the big snake rolled its thick tail around my waist, wrapped me tightly, dragged me, and then began to slide towards the southwest. "Hey, Brother Snake, where are you taking me? You don't really want me to be Mrs. Yazhai, do you?" I asked the Snake, who was gliding forward and working hard, full of doubts.It rolled me in the air and I felt so uncomfortable, woo, I was going to be motion sick, and I wanted to vomit.

Well, I always feel that this snake is different from other snakes and has spirituality.Because, it turned around and rolled its eyes at me just now.Roll your eyes, my black line, you actually rolled your eyes at me, hum, I will turn back. (Crowd: You are as knowledgeable as a snake. Luoxue [raises eyebrows]: She can only compare knowledge with a snake. I [wailing]: Luoxue, how can you belittle me. Luoxue [nodding]: Well, I didn’t Belittling you, I am boasting that you are more knowledgeable than snakes. Me:...)

Luoxue held the sword tightly and followed far behind.His eyes were cold and his face was covered with frost.What to do, I have to save that idiot Han Tian.But, that snake... Luoxue cheered herself up in her heart: I am not afraid of snakes at all, I am not afraid at all, what is there to be afraid of snakes, it has two eyes and one ear, I am not afraid.Taking a deep breath, he chased after him, pointed at the big snake with his cold eyes, and said in a trembling voice, "You~ you let Han Tian go, and this princess will let you go." The snake ignored her and walked around directly. Pass her to swim to a cave.Luoxue wanted to say something else, but I hurriedly stopped her and shouted at Luoxue: "Luoxue, follow us. I think things are weird." Luoxue raised her eyebrows and followed with her sword.She also felt that the basilisk was strange, as if it was trying to take us somewhere.

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I've been watching Xuanyuan Sword recently, and I really like Tataba Yu'er. O(∩_∩)O Tsk tsk, there is no better choice for a lady.