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Kang Xiaowang and I were both stunned for a moment, we both looked down the stage.I saw those guards took a deep breath, looked up to the sky and screamed: "Han Tian, ​​do you still remember Aunt Rong, Aunt Li, Aunt Chen, Aunt Wang, Aunt Wang by the Yueming Lake...?" Then they took a breath: "They are waiting for you to go home Let's eat."

Young Lord Kang was feeling very puzzled, suddenly felt a weight behind him, turned his head, and was speechless: "I said, Mr. Su, why are you hiding behind me?" He kicked and kicked, but there was no movement.I only heard the guard shouting again: "Master Su, I miss you, just like a mouse loves rice. Aunt Rong (Li) (Chen) (Wang) and I are so anxious to wait, hurry up and win the game." I was listening to the misty, so strange, suddenly heard a "vomit~~" sound behind me, looked back, and was shocked: "Damn, the surname is Su, why did you vomit?" Just about to squat down He went to help him, and was startled again: "Hey, Su, don't wipe my skirt, it's so disgusting... Fuck~ I'm looking for death! I told you not to wipe my clothes, oh... trousers don't work either!"

I flinched and hid behind Young Lord Kang, holding on to his back, listening to the guard's roar, I felt my stomach churning non-stop.Psychological shadow, absolute psychological shadow.

I still remember that on a bright moonlit night at that time, we appeared in the Lin Mansion’s, cough—the kitchen as a handsome, suave, and unrestrained young man who didn’t know much about the world.I can't help it, I used to eat supper late at night in high school, and I was so hungry that I didn't eat a meal.I sneaked into the kitchen, thinking that there should be some steamed buns to fill my stomach, and sure enough, I found 3 big steamed buns.I secretly hid it in my bosom, and was about to go out according to the script of "waving my sleeves, let's quietly take away 3 steamed buns", but unexpectedly~~ "Paji" Uh, I accidentally knocked over a jar.

"Who is it!" "There is a thief?!" "Catch the thief!" Voices came one after another.There was no other way, I was about to shout that it was me, everyone on my own, when I suddenly saw a few giant figures rushing towards me at a strange speed, mixed with various strange sounds, which was quite strange. "Ghost...Ghost...Ghost..." I screamed in fright, and quickly ran away with my head in my arms.While running, ah, there are green onions, I throw them, there are garlics, I throw them, pots, throw them, steamed buns, uh, keep them for eating.Along the way, I kept hearing a bunch of strange objects behind me yelling: "You~~give~~me~~stop~~" (please automatically imagine the ethereal voice in ghost movies) Finally, I ran to the Moon Lake. "Ah, what should I do, there is no way." I jumped anxiously, and in a blink of an eye the pile of objects had already caught up. "Ah, ah, let's fight." I took a deep breath and turned to face these monsters. "Hey, why does it seem like a human being?"

Under the moonlight, the four around me are the four famous cooks in Prince Lin's Mansion: Aunt Rong who is good at Sichuan cuisine, Aunt Li who is good at Cantonese cuisine, Aunt Chen who is Huaiyang cuisine, and Aunt Wang who is good at Fujian and Zhejiang cuisine.Because they kept testing innovative dishes on weekdays, the result was that their bodies were too fat, and when they wielded the 4-foot-long butcher's knife, their combat effectiveness was extraordinary.There is an old saying: The four King Kongs of the Lin Mansion, butchers are so rough.

"Yo, I thought it was a cowardly thief. It turned out to be the future county matriarch of our Lin family." Aunt Rong turned the kitchen knife in a circle and inserted it into the knife holder on her back. "Isn't it? On weekdays, we are all busy in the kitchen, but we haven't taken a closer look at our county matriarch. Today, I saw that he is really cute and charming." Aunt Li waved the usual tablecloth, no It stopped hitting me.cute?charming?The corner of my mouth couldn't help twitching. "Tsk tsk, look at the bone frame, although it is thin and tender, how can it be so fragile?" Aunt Chen kept looking at me up and down with the eyes of picking a little white pig in normal times. He kept shaking his head.Hey, Aunt Chen, can you stop the green light in your eyes, I'm not suitable for cooking. == "Isn't that right? Look at this handsome little face. I've lived such a long life, and I've never seen such a cute little boy. He's cute and cute." Aunt Wang kept raising and lowering her hands, pinching her cheeks and pulling her arms . "Hey, um, ladies and gentlemen, we just went to the kitchen to find something to eat when we were hungry in the middle of the night. I'm sorry to disturb everyone. Since we're fine, everyone should go back to sleep quickly." I hurriedly stopped Aunt Wang from groping down. Rough hands, prepare to run away quickly, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time.

"Hey, Mr. Jun Ma, since you are hungry, let our cook make you some small dishes. It just so happens that we have researched some new dishes, so you come to try them for us." The aunts said. "Ah, no~ no need. I just took a few steamed buns, I'll just eat this." I quickly reasoned that the dishes made by these aunts are for famous carnivorous animals - all meat . "Hey, Mr. Jun Ma, don't be polite to us, sisters, take Mr. Jun to the kitchen for me." Aunt Rong said. "Okay!" Those who pulled their arms pulled their arms, and those who raised their legs raised their legs. "Aunts, I really don't need it, I really don't need it." I cried~~

When Luoxue and all the maids found me in the garden the next day, I had already died from exhaustion for a long time.According to Sister Yunzhu’s recollection: When I found you, your shape was like this. As I spoke, I drew a big circle with my hand, and the feeling of kicking was like this. That's it, he said and jumped on the bed.In the end, we rolled you back to your room.In the next few days, I didn't eat a single meal, and kept groaning and yelling for support. Luoxue was a little worried, so I called Sister Lan Xin to invite a doctor, and the doctor fed me. A little laxative, and—

Dear viewers, since I ate croton, my waist has become sore and my legs have become weak. I went to the toilet five times in one go without any effort.Croton Xie, in fact, is full of food and has nothing to do, so don’t miss it when you pass by.

Facts have proved that it is quite reasonable to say that once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years.Now, as long as I hear the names of the cooks and aunts, I can feel weak in limbs, have headaches, dizziness, and aches all over my body.In severe cases, it can foam at the mouth and spurt blood on the spot.So, this game, I have to make a quick decision!

Young Lord Kang suddenly felt that the atmosphere was a bit dignified, because the person who was still holding onto his lapel just now slowly picked up the two swords, and looked at him coldly with red eyes, his whole aura seemed to have changed, um, What word to use to describe it, yes, death is like home.That's right, the man surnamed Su is now covered in murderous aura, isn't it?

"Lord Kang, please accept the move." I said softly, and began to dance from the sword posture taught by Sister Ziyun.Kang Xiaowang hurriedly held his breath and took it seriously.For a while, the field was full of swords and swords, stacked one after another, the muffled sound of metal impacts, and the dazzling sparks from weapons, which kept attracting everyone's attention. Squeeze a sweat.

"Miss... Young Master Su, she has only learned swordsmanship not long ago, can she beat Lord Kang's ten years of hard work?" Bi Luo asked worriedly, looking at the figure on the stage. "Hehe, Bi Luo, don't worry. The county horse I like is not bad." Lin Luoxue said calmly, keeping her eyes on the book in her hand, not looking up at the situation on the stage.But I recalled what Zi Yun said to herself that day: Miss, I found that our future son-in-law is really a good material to learn swordsmanship. Although she has no basic skills or internal strength, she has extraordinary comprehension and has not yet mastered sword moves. , but the most difficult sword intent has comprehended ten levels and ten. If it takes time, there will be achievements in the future. "Is your understanding extraordinary?" Luo Xue murmured.In those few days, she could be seen practicing sword in the yard every night, with big and small sacks tied around her arms and legs, and she carved the four characters "Heaven rewards hard work" on the table. No wonder she worked so hard. In vain Ziyun taught her ancestral swordsmanship.With the most powerful swordsmanship in the Jianghu, it is too unreasonable not to defeat this little prince.

"Yan Luo leads the way, I don't want Aunt Li's iron lion head!" I slashed down fiercely with the sword in a turning posture, and Prince Kang resisted with all his strength, and suddenly felt his tiger's mouth go numb. "Don't ask the sky, I don't drink Aunt Wang's Shiquan Dabu soup!" With the other hand holding the knife behind his back, he swept across Prince Kang's chest, and Prince Kang had no choice but to take a few steps back, narrowly avoiding it. "The flowers on the other side are blooming, I don't want to eat Aunt Chen's Big Mac meat!"Prince Kang Xiao suddenly felt a little regretful. He didn't really like Miss Lin Xiaojun very much, and he only came to play after listening to his father's instigation. "Stop! My surname is Su, I won't play with you any more. If you keep playing, I'll cut my pants into pieces." After speaking, she turned around and jumped down gracefully.

"Winner, Su Hantian!" The referee waved the banner, and I burst into tears. Finally, I didn't have to face the endless tofu rubbing and the huge mountain of meat from my aunts.Ah, it's good to be alive.

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Cough, my lord readers, I want to be lazy~~en~~ lazy~~