[One Piece] Uncrowned King

When Teresa was rushing here, Ciria was squatting on the lawn, trying to pull the child with a big look, and she was comfortably holding a bottle of wine and a piece of red hot pepper of bird meat in sauce.Roger is stiff all over his body like a robot, staring at his back to the mother-to-be who is trying to shit... the baby, while Karp, the father-to-be, is holding a plantain when he sees his daughter-in-law's face covered in pain and sweat Ye kept fanning her.Eating meat, drinking wine, and enjoying her husband's fan, although the terribly painful Siria did not howl like ordinary women, but calmly said: "It hurts a bit, giving birth is like dry stool. It's really unpleasant to encounter hemorrhoids. Old man, let's not have this after we have given birth, it will delay things."

"Cheng Chengcheng, hurry up and give birth." Garp wiped his sweat nervously, looked at the puddle of amniotic fluid and blood on the ground, and said anxiously: "Daughter-in-law, otherwise I'll go to Teresa, I think you are a little Infiltrating people!" Although the woman seemed to have no flesh, her medical skills were quite reliable.

"It's kind of scary. It's a bit scary to have a baby. The first time is born and the second time is familiar. Isn't it true for most women? It's okay." Silia squatted on the ground with her legs spread apart and continued to squat on the ground to give birth in a large shape, while the ninja said in pain: "Back then My old lady has been stabbed and shot, so it’s no big deal to give birth to a meatball.” This kid is a bit big, is he stuck in it... As time went on, even Siria began to worry a little bit. .She stretched out her greasy paws and patted her belly like a watermelon. Hearing the sound of thumping from the thick belly, she wondered, "It's so ripe, why is it so hard to give birth to?"

"Y-haven't you given birth yet...?" Luo Jie, who was facing the two of them, asked weakly, his face was more disturbed than that of a pregnant woman, and his face was covered with sweat.

"Siria!"

When the three of them were at a loss, Teresa finally led Lei Li to feel that when she saw Roger who had been tapped, and Cyria who was still squatting on the ground with naked buttocks, the lady doctor suddenly felt dizzy. Dizzy, he hurriedly said: "What nonsense! How can you have a child like this!"

"Ah! Teresa is here!" Doubi and his wife, who had done something against their will, exclaimed together.And Shyria contracted her lower abdomen even more nervously, and the child fell out of it with a puff, and fell straight onto Garp's laid clothes.In this way, the child came to the world in this unimaginable way.

The newborn baby is covered in sticky amniotic fluid, his eyes are tightly closed, he opened his mouth but did not make a sound, his buttocks are wrinkled, and he is not as beautiful as imagined. .After giving birth, the new mother fell on the ground and knocked on her waist for breath after exhausting her strength, while Karp, who had just become a father, wanted to reach out and grab the baby's little feet.Seeing this, Teresa quickly raised her arm and knocked off Karp's claws, carefully picked up the baby, wiped off the amniotic fluid on it carefully, and patted his back until he cried, and then sent the baby to the side to wait nurse.Seeing that the child was fine, Teresa also breathed a sigh of relief, she turned her head and said to the nurse, "Take the stretcher, and send the pregnant woman first..." Back to the ward.

Teresa's words stopped abruptly, and the pregnant woman who was supposed to be very weak jumped up from the ground, followed the child quickly and walked towards the ward, dripping with amniotic fluid and blood all the way...except that the walking state seemed to have big legs. Zhang's crabs aside, the new mother is nothing like a confinement woman.

"..."

The life path of a sturdy man cannot be judged by common sense at all...

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Siria gave birth safely, which also let Teresa's heart fall safely. Although the new mother kept complaining that the child was too big to give birth, in fact, the little guy was smaller than ordinary children. A little, just 6 catties.Although both parents are healthy and nutritious, their restless personality makes them never forget to take risks. Therefore, when the little one was still in the mother's womb, he followed his parents through countless dangers , defeated the enemy countless times in various places with difficult conditions. Although it can be regarded as experienced in many battles, it is also extremely fragile.

Such a delicate child was born in such an oolong way... As long as I think of Siria's squatting queen-like delivery method, I can't help feeling dizzy for a while.However, there was also a child who was born in a very inappropriate place before. After several days of close observation, he finally got through the difficulty.

"Pangpang has grown up now, I don't know where he is now..." Teresa murmured to herself.

When Teresa was in a trance, there was a knock on the door outside. She quickly came back to her senses, adjusted her disguise and said, "Please come in, I'm inside." After receiving Teresa's permission, the outside The talented people turned the door and walked in.Teresa was not only a little surprised by such good qualities and politeness, but since Roger and Garp came to this island, she has basically lived a wild and unrestrained life, and the doors of the office are all broken It changed every day, and in the end she didn't even bother to close the door.It's surprising to see someone so polite now.

"Miss Teresa? Hello." A woman with short hair came in, her figure was very slender, and she had a faint scent of tobacco on her body.Although her aura is a bit sharp, her expression is very gentle. She put a paper bag on Teresa's table, and the woman said: "I am Shaoyao, and this is what Roger asked me to find out for you. About that Edward Whereabouts of Newgate."

Hearing the woman's words, Teresa could no longer remain calm. She quickly said thank you, then opened the paper bag and unfolded the information inside.According to the information provided by Shaoyao, Newgate was not injured, nor did he retire or die as rumored. Instead, he established a new pirate group in a sea area. The new world has not heard the news now, it is entirely because he left at all. The great voyage is sailing again as a pirate from the hometown of his former captain Lei Di in the West Sea.

Seeing Teresa's expression gradually changed from worry to joy, Shao Yao took out a cigarette from her arms and lit it, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be polite, Roger and Lao Lei have also been taken care of by you, this should be regarded as a reward." It's gone." After she finished speaking, she turned around and said goodbye, "Okay, I'll go see that guy Roger first, goodbye." But before she had time to open the door, she saw the door shake violently, and Shaoyao wittily Quickly dodged, and Garp who was outside just kicked in the door.

The wooden gate was kicked out and flew past, wiping Shaoyao's face, but the person who was the culprit didn't feel that he had caused trouble at all, but strode forward to Teresa, nervous Said: "Hey Teresa, what should I do if the kid doesn't eat and keeps crying?"

"Don't eat...?" Teresa thought for a while, feeling a bad feeling in her heart, and asked tentatively, "What did you feed him?"

"Meat!" Garp replied as a matter of course.

Even a fool should know that children need milk! ! "Nonsense!!" Teresa was so angry that a case was smeared on Garp's face, and she reached out and grabbed his bow tie and walked quickly to the ward.Garp's eyes lit up when he saw Shao Yao, who was being dragged, squinted and said, "Hey, isn't this the female pirate leader..."

"I quit doing it a long time ago, Mr. Karp. This time, I just help Miss Teresa find something she wants." Shaoyao explained with a cold sweat running down her forehead, spreading her hands and pretending to be calm. .She was chased several times by this difficult guy.

"Forget it, I'm on maternity leave anyway." Garp waved his hand, followed Teresa's footsteps and walked towards the obstetrics and gynecology department where his wife was.

Teresa, who was walking, glanced back thoughtfully. She never thought that such a lady would have been a pirate.To be honest, the female pirates she has seen in recent years are basically fat and healthy, and occasionally there are a few beauties, who are still very difficult to get close to.On the Great Route, the ratio of male and female pirates is almost 10 to 1, so bachelors abound, and there are often pirates who come to hook up with the doctors on her island, but in the end she let the security guards sneak out. Any sense of responsibility is just to enjoy men who let women satisfy their self-esteem, and she will never allow the nurses in the hospital to be fooled by them.And a truly responsible man will never have sex with any woman before he has made all preparations for the aftermath.

There were deafening cries in the delivery room where Siria was located. If you look closely, you will find that the naked little guy is placed on the bed casually, without any warm towels or quilts, and the mother-to-be is washing diapers by the pool .After washing the small piece of cloth, her hands suddenly tightened, and after using the armed color to squeeze out the water inside, she put it on the baby slowly without being exposed to the sun for disinfection.

"... Forget Silia, I'd better arrange for two nurses who have given birth to teach you." Teresa rubbed her forehead and said to the nurse behind her: "Come and take the baby's temperature. "The poor child, who has been left naked in the cold air for so long by the cruel mother, is still wearing unsterilized diapers.

"Teresa, you are here, look at my child, he finally looks like a human being." Sheria said while pinching the child's nose, "I thought I gave birth to a monkey for Garp."

"..." Is this what a mother should say! ?

"By the way, I have already figured out what the name of the child is." Sheria held the baby, and finally a trace of mother's tenderness appeared on her face, she said: "Although the small body is not big, it is quite tough, I have made up my mind , this child... let's call him Tie Dan."

The most ferocious criminal and revolutionist in the future world - Monkey D. Iron Egg! !

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