Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

Professor Rimbaud, 25 years old, relived the loli time in the blink of an eye because of the supernatural power of a cute little girl.

It's no big deal if the physical condition returns to a young age, the only problem is...how can you report to the school with this ghostly appearance?She is only half a head taller than the podium now, is she going to sit on the pile of books and teach the students!

"Master Farming!"

She turned her head and went back to the office of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Tan Tian Shantouhuo could barely see the top of her general's head from the edge of the desk, and couldn't help laughing: "Puff! Cough cough! That, Miss Rimbaud, I think you Now I need a guardian. I did ask Okura to use a different ability to slightly modify your physical characteristics, but I didn't expect this kind of change..."

There are often interfering behaviors between different departments, not only the military police and the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but also the military police and public security, public security and the Ministry of Internal Affairs, these miscellaneous things are always inevitable.

Professor Rimbaud said that she remembered it!

Ten minutes later, the temporary "guardian" was invited over. Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi stared at the junior colleague who was not as tall as his own legs for a while, speechless——Is Miss Rimbaud ten years old now?

"I was very short when I was a child. What's so special about the growth period, I will be taller when I grow up." She was holding the violin with her skirt and clothes, and her hair was dragging, looking very funny.

Just... buy clothes first!Buy buy buy!

Mr. Fukuzawa, who instantly assumed the role of an old father, had no place to put his love for his daughter, so he invited his few backbone agents to "bloodbath" Takashimaya, and finally understood the meaning of raising a baby amidst the exclamations of shopping guides. pleasure.

"Senior, I'm going to this address."

Miss Lanbo, who wore a brand new dress and tied her hair with balls, was so cute that it made people want to faint. She handed over an address, Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't have a second word, and took a taxi to send her to the entrance of the shrine at the address. .

It is the "Bishamonten Shrine", one of the Seven Lucky Gods, and the guardian god known as "the strongest warrior".

"Bishamonten?" Rimbaud read out the name of the god on the lintel of the shrine word by word. After the golden light, only Mr. Fukuzawa was left outside the shrine...

A little desolate feeling after being abandoned by a cat.

The address was given by my old friend Tantian Shantouhuo, so I'd better go back and trouble him.

……

"Huh? Why such a small child?"

The goddess with blond hair and purple eyes squatted down and stared at the visitor, the little black-haired girl stared back without fear: "No... I'm already 25, this is an accident that just happened. I'm here to visit Yato and Ichigo Where is Qi Hiyori's, and people?"

Bishamonten stood up and called an artifact to guide her: "Go. I know who you are."

Her expression was more human than divine, Rimbaud didn't think about it, and followed the artifact.

"This is the Bishamon Tenjin Territory. The God of Misfortune you are looking for is hidden..." They walked to the back of the temple, and Rimbaud caught sight of Iwaya who was standing not far away in a daze.

He who is the symbol of Ebisu...why is he here instead of Ebisu Shrine?

She jumped down the corridor and ran over: "Yanya!"

Yan Ya, who was completely collapsed, raised his eyes to see her, trembling from fingers to lips: "Ah, it's Rimbaud...Miss."

She is still a human being, her body shape has changed, but her bond has not been lost.It's okay, it's okay, as long as there is one person who still remembers... Young Master!

"Iwaya, where's Ebisu? My recent work is finished, let's go to enjoy the flowers together."

The little girl looked up at him trustingly, her bright brown eyes were full of stars.

The old man smiled sadly and quietly: "I'm sorry, miss. The young master has to miss the appointment. There are many things about the gods, especially the god of wealth..."

Don't tell her anything, that's all, that's fine.

Rimbaud took a step back: "You're lying."

With the corners of the mouth upturned but the eyes pouring down with rain, who can be fooled?

Before Yanya could say anything, the bushes in the corner made rustling sounds, and the two turned their heads to look at it together.Yato was covered in bandages, and limped a little boy out of it.I don't know whose clothes he stole and put on, trying to sneak out awkwardly and sneakily.

"Little Lord!"

"Yato?"

"!"

She immediately realized what Yan Ya wanted to hide.I have to miss the appointment, and if so, the appointment is inevitable.

The promised god is no longer there, so naturally I can't make the appointment...

The replacement of the gods... is death.

"Oh, so it is."

Rimbaud lowered his head not to look at Ebisu who was about the same height as him now, his eyes were a little hot.

Yato picked up the little boy and blinked, stretched out his sinful claws to hold the senior under his arm, one on the other: "Iwaya! I'll borrow Ebisu to use it, don't tell Bishamonten!"

While speaking, the young man jumped over the high wall, and fled away with the two shrunken ones and one spirit.

"Really! Young Master!" Yan Mi jumped anxiously, Ebisu, who had just been replaced, was so innocent that she couldn't even react to being taken out and sold.What if I get injured?What if I learn badly?

Rimbaud was held by Yetou, and he led him to the door of Olive Pavilion.The chubby proprietress came out to say hello with a smile, and he put down the two "children" and pushed them into the shop: "Two hamburger meat children's set meals, the kind with small flags."

As he spoke, he found a small table in the corner and put the two "children" on the stool with a look of anticipation: "Ebisu! Do you have any memories? You used to like this store very much!"

The boy with black hair and green eyes shook his head obediently: "No..."

The girl on the other side was silent, she lowered her eyes and refused to look at the children beside her.

"Two sets of hamburger meat for kids! Little Mister and Little Miss are very cute, I'll send you a cherry blossom meatball."

The white meatballs gathered at the bottom of the bowl to form flower petals, which really looked a bit similar.

"I've seen a guest, Mr. Xiao's father, right? He looks really similar, when will you come with Dad?" The proprietress laughed so hard that she lost her eyesight, she wiped her hands and left the corner.

"..."

After she left, Yato helped Ebisu cut up the hamburger meat, and the rice was stained with plenty of juice, which looked very appetizing.The boy clumsily swung the spoon, eating until his cheeks were covered with rice grains.He should like this taste very much, his two little feet that couldn't get on the stool swayed happily, and his emerald-like eyes were dancing with joyful light.

Rimbaud looked down at the chess pieces and hamburger meat on his plate, picked up a knife and fork to skillfully cut them and stuffed them into his mouth—she only shrank in size, and there was no obvious change in her mind.

The little girl of the hound...reckless is really reckless, anyway, the specific wrangling work has her own farming chief, and she will pay back "well" when she meets this colleague in the future.In other words, this hamburger meat is really delicious, and the taste of adults is the same, and it tastes especially good for children!

So the little feet dangling on the stool turned into four.

Neither of the two children could eat the food on the plate.That big piece of hamburger meat is enough to fill their stomachs, and the rice can only be left pitifully.

Yato hugged his face again full of anticipation.

"Remember? Before the change, you said you wanted to eat hamburger meat and to see cherry blossoms..."

Do you remember anything!

The table knife in Miss Rimbaud's hand fell on the table with a "dang", she lowered her eyelids, and nodded after a while, shaking her lips: "The flowers have already bloomed, some are white, some are pink, in the sparkling The sparkling and quiet seaside is like waves. The petals blown by the wind are like snowflakes flying all over the sky, and the clear blue sky can be seen through their gaps."

The boy's eyes widened: "That must be beautiful! Let's go to enjoy the flowers together? I asked Yan Ya to prepare things, and we will go together!"

Yato suddenly understood the origin of "Viewing Flowers", turned his head and looked to both sides in a panic, and was about to shake his head off soon: "Senior...Ebisu...you!"

Senior, look at the wedding ring on your hand!

What kind of plot is this?

The little girl raised her head, starlight shone in her big bright eyes and her eyes were a little red, but she laughed immediately: "Okay, don't bother Iwaya. Bring a hamburger bento and go to Ueno Park now!"

Yato: "..." Forget it, I don't know anything... Well, that's it.

Miss Rimbaud said she was going to Ueno Park, so she meant to go to Ueno Park.Yato had no choice but to call Chief Farming Officer to report to him briefly, and then called Nakahara Chuya—your own mother, you can figure it out!

Nakaya and Sakunosuke Oda were about to move, but suddenly received a call saying that he had to go to Ueno Park. The completely confused boy could only put down what he was doing, and drove to the designated place with his "nanny".

Then, he saw Rimbaud who had shrunk by more than ten years.

It's just... so cute!How can it be so cute? It's so cute that it makes people hypoxic, Professor Rimbaud!

Yeto smiled wryly and raised the hamburger bento in his hand: "There are too many people here, I'm afraid I won't be able to see the two children..." He moved away to reveal Ebisu who was hiding behind his legs, with a faint feeling The boy with medium orange hair understood something, and frowned, "He is..."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry!" I have already figured out from Bishamonten what the fighting power of the pre-human Rage God is... Although he is irrational, no one can control him, and he is quite cruel.Yeto hurriedly stuffed the bento to him, bowed his head and whispered: "Go to enjoy the flowers, his last words..."

Nakahara also gave the boy a rather sharp sideways glance, and then Yato, stuffed the bento into the hands of Sakunosuke Oda, pushed the crowd away and walked towards the ticket office.

That poor god would definitely call him if he couldn't afford the tickets!

Yato and Oda Sakunosuke are both 19 years old in terms of identity, and standing together, they seem to be a generation behind for some reason.The two stared at Miss Rimbaud who kept bullying Ebisu, and only when Chuya bought a stack of tickets came back did they hurriedly pull the two of them apart: "Are you ready?"

Hurry up, Professor Rimbaud is about to make Mr. Shenming cry!

After checking the ticket and entering the park, a group of elementary school students wearing yellow hats crowded around and screamed: "Shoebill! Capybara!! Panda!!!"

Yato followed suit, and the two grown-ups, who were both smaller, also started to move together.In desperation, they could only take them to visit the animal area first, and it was already afternoon when they found the cherry blossom forest.Rimbaud has been doing the task since a day ago without closing his eyes, and now he insists almost entirely on Zhong Ye leading her away.

The cherry blossoms haven't bloomed yet.

Some buds are about to bloom, but the snow-like scenery will definitely not be seen today.No one complained, they found a piece of lawn and spread out blankets to sit down, Rimbaud dazedly bit a piece of hamburger, then lay on his side on the mat and fell asleep--children's physique, if the power is cut off, she really I did my best.

"The flowers haven't bloomed yet..."

Ebisu saw the swollen flower buds on the branch, it seemed that he had expected to go to see Sakura Fuki with someone, but... who that person was is no longer known.

There is no difference between replacement and death, but it is better to say it.

All memories, all fetters, no matter good or bad, no matter how unforgettable things are, they will completely disappear like petals being blown away, leaving no trace.

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Add one to the number of ex-boyfriends

Mr. Mori is ready to move

When Ebisu goes offline, a chapter will be added here. To put it simply, it will be that Yato's father blamed Ebisu on his head, causing him to be besieged and crusade.