Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

After simply eating a lunch box called breakfast, Nakaya cheered up and continued with his homework.I went out to play around yesterday and accidentally got into a game, and today I didn't go out without saying anything.The school will start in a week, and some scores should be paid attention to. He doesn't want to be assigned to a class with a lower number after entering a higher school, which would be embarrassing.

Dazai read the colored children's book while eating snacks while holding the colorful children's book found in the study room. Rimbaud took a closer look, and found that he and Mori Ogai sneaked out to buy it yesterday.This kid is extremely picky about food, to the point where he even picks out snacks, and he doesn't know how he grew to be so big.She didn't care about him, and just stared at the refrigerator that was full yesterday, worrying.

When I was shopping, I felt like eating everything, but when I bought it, I thought about cooking...forget it, takeaway is also delicious and convenient.

She pushed the door and was about to close the refrigerator, out of sight, out of mind, and stuck a hand between the refrigerator and the door: "Ma'am..."

"Are you awake?" She felt that the little tomatoes wrapped in plastic wrap looked pretty good, so she reached out and dug a hole, picked out two of them, ate one, and stuffed the other into her head. people on their shoulders.The cleanliness patient couldn't dodge and was stuffed with tomatoes in his mouth. He swallowed it and neither spit it out, so he could only frown and bite it down as if taking poison, hypnotizing himself that everything that happened just now was fake...

The family of four didn't have any culinary skills. As the head of the family, Rimbaud didn't even grow this skill tree. In the end, the responsibility was pushed to the person who proposed to buy the ingredients yesterday.

Mori Ogai: FINE, my pot.

Regarding cooking, I ate the cafeteria when I was in school, I ate the cafeteria when I was studying abroad, I ate the cafeteria when I joined the army, and it was not until I left the army that Mr. Mori was forced to light up the skill point of cooking instant noodles... There is still a desperate, abyss behind A general branching skill chain awaits him.

If he really wants to be a competent house husband.

Obviously, this kind of good thing can't happen in Rimbaud's house, only a family of four brainstorm and use their ingenuity and imagination... Actually, it's not that difficult. Professor Rimbaud wrote a shopping list and handed it to his son: "Go out and get all the things on it. After buying it, Mr. Mori cleaned the vegetables, I cut them, Dazai boiled the water, and we will have hot pot today when you come back."

That's right, it's OK to buy a thin-bottomed open metal pot and Japanese-style dashi cubes.

I'm so smart!

The seasonings at home are very complete. After all, Lin Qiaomei is the chef during non-holidays. The spices and sauces that can be seen in the market of the flower planter next door are available at home, and there are even some black beans that smell stinky.Rimbaud and Zhong also didn't like the way it looked in the bottle, but when it appeared on the steamed fish they were not disgusted.

So Zhong changed his clothes in home clothes and went to the convenience store to buy things. Mr. Mori cleaned the ingredients in the way of cleaning surgical instruments, and Dazai, who was squatting aside to supervise the kettle, squeezed out a little bit of each seasoning and mixed it together in a bowl. There, from time to time, a weird laugh came out.

The convenience store is not far away, and it takes half an hour to go back and forth in Chuya.When he came back with the pot, the family of four rushed to move a simple gas stove and put it on the coffee table. A pot of boiling water was sprinkled with a packet of Kanto boiled broth powder. Four people took out their mobile phones at the same time and took several photos from different angles.

——This is definitely the pinnacle of my culinary skills in my life!

Everyone thinks so.

After lunch, I have to send Mr. Mori and Osamu Dazai to the Shinkansen station and return to Yokohama. Social animals have no human rights.

There was still some time left for Zhongye's summer homework, and Rimbaud thought it best to take the time to fulfill the [-] yuan feast he promised yesterday, so he left him at home and asked him to do homework.Seeing him eat the top, Dazai was so excited that he was going to explode, jumping up and down and taunting Zhongya with all kinds of taunts.This time the orange-haired boy learned to be smart, so he ignored him at all, and soon the rebels who made trouble were punished by the iron fist of the head of the family. Neck went to the garage.

"Don't get angry, he will definitely not beat you to death, but isn't it because you hurt after being beaten? You are not the most afraid of pain."

She rolled her eyes as she started the car and slowly drove out of the garage. Dazai smiled and pulled his assistant and said, "I'm afraid of pain, but I prefer to see the expression that others don't like me and can't kill me!"

Alright... He is so skinny and needs a beating, should he be sent to learn some self-defense skills, so that he won't be beaten to death outside one day.

The black-haired boy grinned and showed two rows of white teeth: "I don't like the feeling of being sore all over." This is a disguised refusal to learn gymnastics.

Rimbaud never made things difficult for children, even Chuya, she would not force him to continue if she made it clear that she did not want to learn after trying it, let alone other children.

"Think about it, our family has always followed the principle of beating yourself up, and it's useless to go home and cry when you are bullied in the future." She said lightly, and the topic ended.

"I see, no problem."

Is this being taken care of?Not only did he not feel restrained, but he felt a sense of security, as if even if he pierced Miss Tian Lanbo, he would only frown and say "Trouble", and then continue to indulge him to make the hole bigger.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~

He laughed even more weirdly than when he squeezed detergent into Zhongye's bowl, but unfortunately the little trick was discovered and failed.

As usual, she sent the two people outside the station and she left. Mr. Mori took the catastrophe he picked up to find someone else to trouble him and finish his work. Professor Rimbaud left the bustling road and stopped by the side of the road to give to the kind-hearted young passerby named Yato. Call up.

"Hello! This is Yato, the delivery god who delivers fast, cheap, safe and secure home delivery~ This customer, what is your wish~"

On the other side of the phone came a youthful voice that was so uplifting that it made people feel emotional. Rimbaud said: "..."

What's the matter, what age is this, and there are still people who think they are gods?Don't you feel ashamed!

"The [-] yuan feast has not been paid yet."

She lightly reminded the young man, and the tone of the other party was different, and the exaggerated tone was swept away. The joy from the heart could almost be transmitted through the radio waves: "Sister! You still remember me! That's great, okay move!"

The next second she turned around quickly, and the slender light in front of her changed from bright to dark, and a boy in a tracksuit and listening to the phone flashed through the gap. He grinned and waved at Rimbaud, followed by A smaller boy with blond hair.

Another subspace superhuman?

No wonder she admitted the mistake, it was a long-distance teleportation plus a supernatural life form, and the effect of [Colorful Painting Collection] looked too similar.

"Sister, can I choose any type of meal for [-] yuan!"

As soon as he landed, he turned around Rimbaud. The young boy who came with him felt ashamed and had nothing to do with him, so he blushed and bowed his head to apologize to Rimbaud: "I'm sorry ma'am, this guy is just so out of tune. Did he lie to you? Although there is nothing I can do now, I will try my best to supervise him and return the things he cheated to you..."

"Don't say that, I really did this big sister a big favor, it's rare for a normal believer who can remember me, let go of this next one who doesn't know when and what month will appear..."

"Exactly, what did you do?"

Seeing that the boy's brain hole kept slipping into the unpredictable abyss, Rimbaud had to stop him in time to continue brainstorming: "It's a good remuneration, I'm not used to being in debt."

"Pay the fee directly to you, or eat, you choose one."

"I want money!"

"Eat!"

Rimbaud: "..."

"Have you two discussed it first?"

One, one, and two young people got together to discuss it, and finally the yellow-haired boy punched the boy in the sportswear on the head: "After taking the money, you are going to gamble to buy those housewives' clothes." Lucky props that won’t be fooled! Instead of letting you waste your money... it’s better to throw it out and enjoy it as soon as you get it!”

She appreciates this young man's consumption concept...

"Understood, kaiseki, steak, buffet, seafood, you can choose one."

Professor Rimbaud turned on his mobile phone and began to search for the nearest high-end restaurant, one after another exquisite pictures dazzled the two poor ghosts.

"Hey! Big sister! Can we eat [-] yen in one meal and eat it in ten times? I always feel that eating [-] yen in one sitting is too extravagant. What if I run out of luck for a year? ...I definitely don't treat you as a long-term meal ticket!"

The black-haired boy's face was almost crooked with a smile, and his partner Conscience Weixin stretched out his foot and kicked him: "Yatou, let me tell you, did you see the wedding ring on the lady's left hand? It's not very good, can you? Will it cause trouble for Madam? What if Madam is misunderstood!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind going to Kabuki Street near Sensoji Temple to work as a part-time male publicist. When you are lucky, you can earn much more than ordinary jobs!"

As he talked, money symbols radiated from his eyes, and Rimbaud felt that his life was too miserable. How could someone with supernatural powers live like this?Even if you use teleportation with supernatural powers to be a courier or a takeaway boy, you won't be so poor...

I'm so embarrassed that I can't read the [color painting collection]!

"I said, if I can introduce you to a job, would you like it? Although it is a bit restrictive, the boss is a reasonable person... The state unit, the credit guarantee, there is no official record on the surface, and the treatment in private is okay, if If you don’t have a fixed place to live, you can also provide accommodation.”

For a down-and-out boy like Yato, the farming chief would probably treat him as his son.

He was so moved that he was about to cry, is he really a member of the ancient god?So generous and magnanimous... In short, from today onwards, he unilaterally announced that this big sister who looks gentle and beautiful but is actually fiercer than anyone else is the head maiden of his total shrine covering an area of ​​[-] mu in the future!

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Mori sensei

give up lighting

cooking skills

will definitely be in the future

regrettable

Professor Rimbaud

outside

picked up a cat

plan to foster in

boss home

Most of the people I have been chasing recently are sharing food with you in the chat... Then I will share the dark food of my family's Taishanghuang.

At noon today, my dad secretly chopped the chicken head and chicken butt that my mother chopped off and threw it into the soup pot to cook a pot of tofu. I opened the lid of the casserole for lunch and took a look... half of the dead chicken head was facing me. Emitting a strange light... I'm full!