Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

"Your Majesty. Thanks to Madam, I have been in good health recently, but I am deeply regretful that I cannot be with Madam all the time. I received a Hokkaido specialty hot spring steamed bun from Madam a few days ago. Alice Sauce liked it so much that I cried and wanted it Seeing you. Unfortunately, things are busy right now, so I can’t make the trip, which makes my children run into tears and have a real headache. I don’t know how Chuya-kun is doing with his studies recently? But if you have doubts, you can put them down on paper, and you will live up to your expectations. In addition, Yokohama and Tokyo The distance is only a thousand miles away, thinking about how hard it is for my wife to manage the housework alone, I can't bear it, and I have no choice but to hope that the family will be reunited in the future, and there is no need to make such a sigh of looking at the moon - Mori Ogai."

Professor Rimbaud flipped through the letter paper in his hand. Fortunately, her letters will be sent directly to the private office by the staff. If such a letter is accidentally seen by the old professors in the public office, it will be okay. The heart of the old people Can you bear it?

I don’t know where the literati feelings of Mori Owai come from. I don’t see anyone for half a year and half a year. I don’t have to write a letter every few weeks and send it to Tokyo with my mobile communication tool. I just write it. It’s so disgusting. I thought how affectionate he was.

Hehe, she didn't know any truly affectionate man who was willing to leave his wife far away at home and just write a few perfunctory words.

Aren't you afraid that your head will turn green?

The main reason for Mr. Mori to write this letter is that the "Hokkaido hot spring steamed buns" mentioned in the letter are exactly the souvenirs that she and Chuya brought back from their vacation trips.

In the past two years, she has consulted many relevant scholars engaged in the study of Shintoism and many local folklore professors, and the result of repeated discussions is that the only chaotic memory of "Huangba vomiting" that Zhongyuan Zhongya had before he was eight years old, about It is the "filthy" ability that was forced into his body.

The relationship between humans and gods in Shintoism is very complicated. While gods are supreme, they cannot separate from humans.A lost, forgotten god will not last longer than Asaka.Gods may be born from human legends, emotions, wishes, etc., and humans who endow gods with meaning can even restrict the behavior of gods in turn.

Probably, the operation of the local energy body also follows this simple restriction relationship, which can also explain why Rimbaud can control Zhongye who burst out with supernatural powers—in a sense, Zhongyuan Zhongye is indeed affected by her emotions and wishes. "Birth", since then the two have maintained the relationship between guardian and ward and coexisted in the world.

She is indeed Chuya's "mother", not only for him, but also for the tyrannical "god" in his body.If it is said that Central Plains is also a safety device for Huang Batu, then Rimbaud is also a safety device for Central Plains, so the extremely aggressive energy body will gradually become stable.

——In the myth, there is also a saying that the "Ara Yusoul" represented by the God of Misfortune will become the "He Yusoul" represented by the God of Fortune if it is sincerely enshrined. Daozhen.

The name "Huangbatu" belongs to an ancient god in Aomori County in northern Japan, also known as "Doujian Huangbatu". It is a legendary indigenous god who holds a sharp gun and lives in the northern land.There are records that Emperor Shenmu wiped out a "Yamatai country" on his way to pacify Japan. Because the sword was not replenished in time, the country's king Chang Shinhiko and his brother An Riyan fled all the way to Tsugaru in the west of Aomori Prefecture, and the aborigines there They formed the Huang Tu clan, and what they enshrined was the God of Huang Ba Tu.

Looking at it from a more scientific and objective point of view, "Huang Ba Tu" is likely to be the tribal leader of the northern minority in Japan in ancient times. Those who can be recorded in the history books of the victors are often the big bosses who are very capable of trouble. It is very in line with the naming habits of human history and culture that he refers to the whole piece of thorns that are not easy to clean up.

Having a similar experience with "Huang Ba Tu", who can barely be called a "difficult brother" is also the great ruler of the country in the middle of the reed - but the latter seems to be not as powerful as the former, and he was pressed to the ground by his opponent after two or three times. I was recruited, so I also got a good job as "one of the Seven Lucky Gods".The former seems to be unwilling to bow his head because he is too good at fighting, so that until today he is still a "mountain and wild hair god" who has no reputation, and is classified as a god of disaster.

After discussing with his son carefully and honestly, Rimbaud took him to Aomori during the summer vacation of the fifth grade to learn about the legend of "Huangba vomiting".After getting off the plane and walking into the urban area, looking at the stone sculptures of "black dwarfs" with strange expressions and eccentric postures all over the streets and alleys, Zhong also trembled with anger at this image that is not wise and powerful at all, even the local juice is rich and sweet. Gao's specialty apples couldn't save his heart, and after confirming that he was obviously much taller than the stone sculpture, and eating a few crabs, the orange-haired boy barely calmed down his anger.

In order to make his son happy, Rimbaud simply took him to Hokkaido, which is not far away, and bought a few boxes of hot spring steamed buns before returning to Tokyo to prepare for the new semester.relative

Friends naturally received a lot of hot spring steamed buns as souvenirs. Fortunately, Mr. Mori was not isolated again this time. Thanks to everyone, he also got a normal travel gift.

Probably for this reason, he wrote a particularly nasty letter to harass Professor Rimbaud.

——After two years and nearly [-] days of unremitting efforts, Senouwai finally dug a hole in the corner of the boss's wall.As the faction continues to grow and grow, someone who has become the small leader of PortMafia has become more and more incapable of doing things. In order to prevent his wife from completely forgetting himself, he can only make a bad move from time to time to show his presence.

Although formalism is not good, it is better than ignorance. At least it shows that he is still willing to spend his energy to get through this situation...

Even he himself sometimes can't figure out whether his concern for his wife is deceiving him for the sake of realistic effects, or whether he has already entered the scene and is in the game without noticing it.

madam...

By the way, Xinjin just picked up a cub and hasn't told her yet, so next time I go home, I'll bring him back as a gift, right?

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"Professor, the results of the final exam have been transcribed for you. Each student's transcript is packed in an envelope and can be mailed after you have used your seal."

The astonishingly diligent girl Lin Qiaomei finally became a formal graduate student under Rimbaud, and stayed in Tokyo to help the teacher sort out the final exam papers.

Now that the work has finally come to an end, she can't wait to wrap up the money and run back to Bodo in the next second.

It's not that he doesn't want to stay by Professor Rimbaud's side, it's because his brother is too urgent.The two brothers and sisters agreed to go back to their hometown for the summer vacation to repair the cemetery for their mother who died of illness. At least they tried their best as sons. After booking the air ticket, Lin Xianming, who was eager to return home, suddenly suffered from "intermittent amnesia", afraid of leaving his sister behind. Japan forgot to take it back... As for his occupation, the women's clothing boss has accepted a lot of employment tasks from the Ministry of Internal Affairs' Supernatural and Special Affairs Division in the past few years, and he barely landed on the shore for nothing.With the help of Machang Shanzhi and his friends, even the public security organs dare to go in openly. Of course, they can buy tickets through legitimate channels and fly back to their hometown.

Rimbaud was very generous to the students who worked hard with him. Hearing that the Lin brothers and sisters were going home to visit relatives, she immediately had a comprehensive and multi-angle understanding of the festival customs of the students' hometown through the network cable, and then she took her wallet and went out " "Bloodwashing" the drug store not far from home, frantically packed a suitcase full and asked her to take it back as a souvenir.

Lin Qiaomei couldn't hold back the teacher at all, so she had no choice but to accept this box of "love". If the international postage was not so expensive that it made people vomit blood, she really wanted to throw all the boxes at the post office, and her brother still had a whole box... Also cosmetic.

When Rimbaud heard the students coming to report the task, he casually stuffed the disgusting letter from Mr. Sen into the drawer.She stretched her hand inside and scratched it back and forth. After 10 minutes of rowing and pulling, she changed another drawer and continued. After 10 minutes, she finally found the seal from under the keyboard of the desktop computer. She took it out and threw it to the students without looking at it: I'm going to write the envelope."

This is the final grade of junior students, which will directly affect the students' choice of dissertation topics. In order to reflect the school's emphasis, the envelopes for mailing transcripts are often written by the professors themselves.

Miss Professor fumbled for another 10 minutes before finding the fountain pen. She opened the cover, flicked and dragged the envelope, and wrote in Japanese and French according to the mailing address in the form.

It took four hours to write, and Qiaomei had already stamped each report card, and was sitting quietly helping her fold the list and put it in according to the address.

"Professor, what souvenir do you want?" The girl's hands were quite dexterous, and she laid a calm and neat letter in a cardboard box, waiting for the postman to come and take it away.

Rimbaud looked up and thought for a while: "I don't know... I feel like I want a lot of things. The rechargeable hand warmer I found over the wall last time is the best. It's fluffy and looks very warm..."

Think about it, being able to hold such a nice and warm thing in your arms in the freezing winter is so full of happiness that you can burst out of the sky cap—the key is that it is very cheap, and you can throw it away when it is worn out It doesn't bother me...

Lin Qiaomei stared dead: Professor!If you bring something like a hand warmer, you probably won't be able to pass customs at all!

The girl who was complaining silently in her heart pursed her lips and smiled: "Okay, I'll help you find if there is a better and more durable material."

The big deal is to pay for the postage yourself, as long as the teacher is happy, the postage money is nothing.

How much is a hand warmer, the professor's intention is to save money for himself.She is always like this, full of good intentions, she has to use awkward postures to make herself look more vicious, and she is not as easy to find a way to smooth her hair as the common sense of pride... So, is your body a cat? Professor Lan Bo !

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Mori sensei

Writing a letter brushes the sense of presence

was disgusted

Miss Rimbaud

Academic Research

With new expansion

Mr. Nakahara

saw a lot

dark dwarf

in a bad mood

Mr. Mori’s strategy against himself: 70%, his wife’s strategy: 50%