Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

Just when PortMafia's evil dog Akutagawa Ryunosuke was thinking about whether to drag his supernatural ability [Rashomon] to go to Huangquan in person, the door of the flat apartment rang.The Central Plains cadre, who was told to go home from work for dinner, walked into the entrance and hung his hat on the hanger, looking curiously at the living room: "Huh? Are they all there?"

Immediately afterwards, he saw the young man in black who had nothing to love: "Akutagawa? Higuchi is looking for you everywhere today, why did you come here?"

His Rashomon had completely turned into a rabbit, and he was desperately rubbing against Vitaly's hands—not so much a rabbit, but more like a black cat begging for love.If it wasn't for the tail of the black beast still attached to the hem of the youth's clothes, it would be impossible to recognize that this is the terrifying supernatural power.

Even if you are killing people outside, you can only act cute in front of the little princess.

"I..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke just wanted to yell "I'm not a man anymore" and then covered his face and ran away, but Rashomon was still held tightly by the little girl, so he couldn't run away.

You can't let him take off his clothes and run away. This kind of shame will be locked in Jinjiang... It seems that the helplessness of being walked by a dog hits my heart.

I'm still not strong enough, even such a small child can completely overcome me, I'm...as expected of Mr. Dazai's younger sister!

The Central Plains cadre glanced at Vitaly who was hugging the black rabbit, and looked around the hall: "What's wrong?"

The atmosphere is a bit weird.

Mr. Sen, who was sitting on the sofa, answered the question: "It's nothing, the guests are not very good at communicating."

He said it very euphemistically, and the cadres of Zhongye understood that the real meaning was "this girl can't understand human speech".

If you don't want Akutagawa to lose weight, it's better to count on yourself to quit drinking.

The orange-haired youth nodded: "I will pay attention to him."

Facing this person, he was somewhat embarrassed, so he could only step forward and lift Akutagawa and put him back on the sofa to sit down.

Clearly aware that he had mistaken the person, he couldn't help turning his head to look at Dazai who was not far away, and the Zhongyuan cadre followed his gaze, and then moved his eyes away in the next second.

——I don't know why, but seeing this guy, he felt a tightness in his chest.

Fortunately, A-Dun came out of the kitchen with the pot at this time, and Chuya followed with his hands in his pockets, floating a pile of bowls and chopsticks and followed easily: "Ready to serve!"

"Abe go wash your hands!"

The little girl grabbed Shintoku's pet into the bathroom, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke had to follow behind and was led, just like the guy in the fairy tale who got stuck after touching the golden goose.Vitaly washed his hands and washed Rashomon by the way, playing with water all over his body.

——Akutagawa, who doesn't like getting wet, looks like he wants to drown himself.

With the buffer period of last night and this morning, the Central Plains cadres have been able to adapt to sitting with another self to eat calmly, and quite consciously sit at the table and lift their chopsticks... Then they found a problem.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke... Standing behind Osamu Dazai, his Rashomon was held by Vitaly.It is not a big problem to be stared at to eat, but facing the double stimulation of Dazai Osamu and his fanboy, the Central Plains cadres feel a little pain in the stomach.

"Akutagawa, can't you find a stool and sit down?"

As we all know, Central Plains is also the main pillar and ceiling supporting PortMafia's combat power, but under normal circumstances... basically no one is afraid of him, and no one listens to him.

Especially Akutagawa Ryunosuke, even watching this guy go down to the hot springs had to use the "manager's order".

So at this time, the young man in black just lowered his head: "Mr. Zhongyuan, I don't need to eat."

"Who the hell is talking about eating with you, I asked you to move to block it, okay?"

It's because there are always you guys who don't see the majesty of the ceiling in your eyes, which always makes my stomach hurt!

The mackerel made a weird "eat, eat, eat" smile, and made a "looking down" movement by the way-this time, it stabbed two hornet's nests.

Regardless of the Central Plains cadres or Zhongye next to him, this is the most detestable thing.But right now, the leader on the left and the wife on the right, in this situation, Chuya raised his hand to hold himself who was about to explode, and glanced lightly at Osamu Dazai—you just wait for me.

Half an hour later, most of the people put down their chopsticks, and Chuya turned to Professor Rimbaud: "The graduation work is finished, can you read it for me?"

With a very simple sentence, Dazai's expression changed instantly.Because the professor nodded: "Send it to my mailbox," and her second sentence was - "Dazai, where is your homework?"

What is the biggest advantage of mothers working in the education industry?It's because you are in your 20s and you can't escape the torment of work.

Is Dazai someone who will obediently persist in language training?of course not.Don't you know that he didn't write a single word?of course I know.

So he did it on purpose.

It's cool to do it at the dinner table, and the end must be caught by the mother and hit [-] boards each.But I didn't write the book or read the homework... It's you who are trying to get hurt, not me.

Rimbaud pretended that he didn't understand the turbulent tide among the cubs, and tapped on the table with one hand to remind his second son: "I don't know when you will be able to speak French fluently, so you must go to school and I will take it with you personally." Do you want to learn?"

Dazai slapped his whole body on the dining table: "Slug, you are cruel!"

He didn't hesitate to take revenge in this way!How cunning!

Zhong Ye, who maintains and translates volume every day, raised his eyebrows and let out a "hehe", and used the self-study master's dimensionality reduction to fight against despised scumbags, and achieved fruitful results.

Central Plains cadre: "..."

I am so happy!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

I seem to understand something!

Someone eating canned food in the staff dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency: "?"

Why is it a little cold behind?

Forget it, this pine needle crab is so delicious!

After dinner, she put on glasses and looked through her son's graduation work—to be honest, she couldn't find any faults. If she insisted on finding some faults, she could only say that there were no minor mistakes...

The attitude is not so French.

Dazai tried his best to suffocate himself with the sofa cushions, but was dug out by Aton, who was doing housework, and put it in front of Rimbaud with a smile.

Went to another world to have fun with each other, and the things that were hard to remember at the beginning have long since been forgotten, so he can only be dejected and have been charged again——If you save enough meals, you can unlock the ultimate Praise for the escape.

Mr. Mori, hiding behind the newspaper, uttered a loud, piercing sneer.

"Take half of your suicide research skills, and you won't reach this point, Dazai." Zhong also passed the inspection smoothly, and turned his eyes to the Zhongyuan cadres: "The level of not even studying for a day is better than you, Did you learn it from the dog's belly?"

Osamu Dazai: Nothing to say.

After finishing speaking, he stepped forward and patted the shoulder of the Central Plains cadre: "Don't do it at home, understand?"

Didn't he suffer when the house collapsed?He has already deeply understood this lesson.

The second lady suffered a triple blow, and the second lady was unhappy, and the second lady wanted to do something... Vitaly, who was holding the Rashomon rabbit, let go of the new toy and hugged her brother's long legs instead: "Brother Dazai!"

The surging black turbid mud calmed down again, and he hugged his sister: "Little Princess Aibei~"

Dawn is salvation.

"Well, I'll send Akutagawa off, you rest first." The phone rang, and the Zhongyuan cadre looked down, pushed Ryunosuke Akutagawa out, went to the entrance to change his shoes, and then pressed the answer button, then opened the door and entered the corridor .

"Please wait a moment!" A-Dun caught up with two bento bags and stuffed them into his hands: "Mr. Sen said that you may not be able to come back at night, please take them with you." After speaking, the young man smiled shyly, turned and walked into the apartment close the door.

The voice on the other side of the phone also stopped, and the Central Plains cadre replied "Got it" and hung up the phone: "Follow me."

He stuffed the bento into Akutagawa's hand: "Don't always refuse other people's kindness."

The two figures under the moon left in a hurry.

"It seems that life in PortMafia here is a bit difficult." Mr. Sen folded the newspaper in his hand and put it beside him: "It's almost time to go back."

"It's better to say that Zhongye's life is difficult." Professor Lan Bo, who took off his glasses, raised his hand and rubbed the second lady on the head of his younger sister: "Stop bullying him, and go home after playing for a few more days. You are allowed to default on your homework." .”

"Yeah!" Dazai jumped up holding Vitaly in his arms.

……

Yokohama is a city where anything can happen. A boy turns into a big tiger, a car explodes for no reason, and a whale falls from the sky. These are just everyday things.The black-haired man in a doctor's coat took his daughter for a routine walk - he didn't usually have such an opportunity, so naturally he had to take advantage of the short holiday to cultivate a relationship with the child.

"Abe can do whatever she wants~" The floor-to-ceiling windows of the shopping street are full of beautiful things, whether it's realistic dolls, refined toys, shiny gems, or dazzling skirts, all girls can't take their eyes off All products are available here.Vitaly hugged her father's neck and looked at it for a while, and soon lost interest in the things she had long ago: "PAPA, Abe wants to see that big whale just swam down from the sky~"

"Watching the big whale... Yes, but it's a bit far away. Is it okay to go there by car? Let's go to the Ferris wheel after watching it?" He didn't give a negative answer to his little daughter, and let Vitaly choose a color The taxi you like signaled the other party to stop: "Yokohama International, thank you."

The driver smiled and complimented his father and daughter on how good their relationship is. The little girl giggled and hugged her father's arm without letting go. Mr. Sen smiled and cut her hair: "A father always prefers his daughter, isn't it normal?"

"Hahahaha, isn't that right! How can a brat have a cute and caring daughter!" It seems that this driver is also a member of the silly father, and he feels the same way.

The taxi came to the beach soon, and after paying the bill, he got off the bus and took his daughter's hand until he walked to the beach. [White Whale] was floating belly up like a dead fish.

"Big whale!" The little girl let go of Mr. Mori's hand and ran over to lie on the railing and look out. Tongyan Tongyu made the passers-by who were also watching beside him laugh: "Yes, big whale, there are still things that can be done in Bajing Island White whale playing with children, let daddy take you there?"

Vitali smiled and glanced sideways at this person, nodded: "Yeah, I see, Uncle Sakaguchi. My brother and mother are going too, are you going?"

The passer-by pushed his glasses, and before activating the power, a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Oh, Mr. Sakaguchi, long time no see."

"..." Ango Sakaguchi was dripping with cold sweat, "Mori...!"

"Oh, I think you should have seen a certain report a long time ago?" The man reminded with a half-smile, and then the young man slowly relaxed: "In this way, it turns out that it is you..."

He turned around and saw a middle-aged man in a doctor's coat, the king who controlled Yokohama's night, and he was also someone he couldn't see through.

Mr. Sen took two steps forward and pulled his daughter back to prevent her from lying on the railing: "It's dangerous, Abe, just look at the big whale."

The little girl was very obedient, she turned around and reached out to him: "It's not dangerous to hug PAPA."

"Yes, yes!" Mr. Mori laughed so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, and Mr. Sakaguchi wanted to call the police.

In the end, he still chose to avoid this person temporarily: "You do what you want, I'm going to find the owner of [Moby Dick]."

Mr. Sen picked up his daughter and watched the young man leave. He stood here and watched Vitaly for a while watching the creation of the combination of supernatural powers and machinery. Suddenly, a transparent juvenile beluga whale flew in the air—supernatural life forms are not only humanoid. .

"PAPA! The big whale is getting smaller!" The child and the little whale played together, and their cheerful and clear laughter made the chasing superhumans couldn't help but smile too.Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses... What kind of terrifying ability is this?Will there be such a girl in Yokohama in the future?

"Don't think too much, Sakaguchi-kun." Mr. Mori, who was guarding his daughter, had sharp eyesight: "The holiday will end soon, and I don't want to cause any trouble because of you, understand."

Ango Sakaguchi bowed his head quickly: I understand, I must understand.This Mori Ogai is more dangerous than the one in the port building today, but he has more human warmth, as long as he doesn't touch his back scales, he will be fine.

Thankfully so.

A week later, when the Central Plains cadres finished their mission and returned to the one-storey apartment by the sea, it had been restored to its former appearance, as if no one had lived in it... It was still a little different.There are more French books in the corners, the travel notes have been refreshed several times, the warm fabric knick-knacks are placed out of the way, a sofa cushion looks different from others, he tried to sit down, A series of earth-shattering fart noises erupted.

Central Plains cadre: "..."

Newspapers are arranged neatly on the coffee table, and a few lines are drawn under the information that needs attention, and children's stick figures with childish lines are placed beside it - a dining table, crooked pots and crooked tableware, and several people sit around the table , there is also a standing one, and there are two identical "people" sitting side by side on the left side of the dining table... The painting is too abstract, like a black matchstick with two orange plates on it.

"Really, it must have been misled by the mackerel." He put his hat on his face and let out a muffled laugh: "Stupid little girl."

The black-haired young man from the detective agency was also looking at the stick figure in front of him. Surrounded by a small round table, there were a large group and a small group. No one could tell that there were actually two people.

"Atsushi! Here is a letter from a lady, do you want to read it~" He got up and took another envelope and walked to Atsushi Nakajima who was scratching his head to catch up with the report, put the envelope on the desk with one hand Dancing in front of his eyes: "Do you want to read the letter from the little princess of PortMafia?"

"Hey!" The office fell into dead silence, the white-haired boy looked shocked, and subconsciously looked at Quan Jinghua opposite him: "Jinghuajiang, listen to my explanation!"

"What are you explaining? Explaining is covering up~ Come on, help me write this week's report, and I will reluctantly hand over this letter to you!" The unscrupulous senior didn't think about the younger generation at all, and only cared about his own happiness.

Quan Jinghua looked up at the envelope: "I need to see it."

Atsushi Nakajima, who had an extra week to write the report for no apparent reason: "..." Is this revenge?

What the black-haired young man was waiting for was this sentence: "Good Jinghua sauce, help me move the report to Dun Jun's desk." He picked up a utility knife and carefully shaved off the seal bit by bit, and cut all the leads. Never been so careful.

The envelope was quickly opened, and there was another picture inside, a big and majestic tiger—although it looked more like a cat.

"Ah...it's Abe's letter..."

What little princess PortMafia, she scared him to death!

Wait...is there something wrong?

There must be something wrong!

The author has something to say: because it is the final chapter of the little princess, there are a few small theaters that were not included.

1.

Mr. Mori went shopping with his daughter in his arms, and ran into President Fukuzawa for a walk.

Mr. Sen: "..."

President Fukuzawa: "..."

President Fukuzawa, draw your sword urgently.

2.

Mr. Dazai is shopping with Vitale in his arms, and meets Buteizai by chance.

Wu Zhenzai: "Miss, would you like to..."

Mr. Dazai: "I don't want to!"

Chickens peck each other.

3.

Professor Rimbaud took his daughter out.

Too lazy to hug: "Mr. Yuanyi, please excuse me."

Mr. Mori is green again today.

4.

Zhong Ye took his sister to the zoo and ran into a Central Plains cadre

Go, go, don't just look, whoever you fancy will be caught by you

5.

Vitaly was playing at the door of the house, and was stared at by neighbors passing by for a long time, and she cried in fright

The neighbor's house was gone the next day.

6.

Vitaly occasionally sees the gods who come to the house as guests, and they all like her very much.

7.

Chief Mori's office

Sometimes there will always be weird silly laughter at night

There are more skirts in the closet that Alice can't wear

The next chapter is the sword of the leader Zai, Jiageng.