Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

"Cough cough, cough cough! Uh... don't run outside for these two days."

As soon as he opened his eyes in the morning, he could smell the aroma of food. After washing, the cadres from the Central Plains blocked A Dun in the kitchen with their messy orange hair.Getting up before the other family members, the young man glanced at the squeaky bacon in the pot, looked away suspiciously and reminded him: "The combination is offering a reward to you right now, which is prone to danger."

The person who was offered a reward of 70 billion was the Renhu of the Armed Detective Agency, not the nanny Meow in his family, because of his superb cooking skills...My Meow, who the hell will catch and beat the other!

Sensing the kindness from others, the boy turned around and thanked with a smile: "Got it, thank you, Mr. Zhongyuan."

"I have no good intentions. If you are taken away, no one will cook for Vitaly..." The more he said, the more he felt something was wrong, he raised his hand and stroked his hair: "Anyway, be careful, I'm going to work , call if you have anything at home!"

A Dun immediately handed out a plate of sandwiches, he took one in his hand and took a bite very consciously: "Do you know my mobile phone number?" With one hand free, he grabbed a piece of kitchen paper and wiped it carelessly. He went to the living room and found a crayon left by Vitaly, wrote a string of numbers and clipped it on the entrance cabinet.

"The number is here." He put the plate on the dining table and went back to the room to change clothes while eating. After 10 minutes, he walked to the entrance. There was a cute lunch bag in a place where he could pick it up and go.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, don't forget to bring the bento box back at night." The boy's voice came from the kitchen, and there was the sound of sizzling fried eggs.

"Oh!" The orange-haired young man heard the sound of several bedroom doors, and was afraid of leaving yesterday's shameful memory. He hurriedly changed his shoes and wanted to run. Before he could touch the door lock, someone patted his shoulder: "Wait a minute! "

It was Rimbaud, probably the only one who dared to pat him from behind casually.The Central Plains cadre turned around with staring dead fish eyes, and the long-haired woman who was half a head taller than him stretched out his hand to button up one more collar of his shirt: "Boys should protect themselves outside."

A few snickers came from behind.

The young man didn't understand the stalk, so Chun took it as her kindness and nodded: "I... Ah, um, I see. I'm leaving!"

"Well, I'm going home for dinner tonight, don't forget the bento."

After getting such a response, he quickly picked up the cute cloth bag whose style of painting didn't match his own, put on his hat, lowered his head, opened the door and ran quickly - almost went straight to the fire escape and jumped through the wall...

Damn it, what a motherfucker I am this morning!

"Is there a reward for A-Dun?" Dazai also picked up a sandwich from the plate and took a bite: "I heard it's worth 70 billion, you're promising!"

The white-haired boy squinted and just smiled.

Sending away the temporary family members, Dazai said that he would go out to investigate the situation and find a way to go back as soon as possible, Chuya went with him, Mr. Mori took his daughter at home, Aden asked Professor Rimbaud, and the two went out to buy ingredients.Before leaving, Vitaly hugged her mother and refused to let go. She had no choice but to take Mr. Sen with her as a means of transportation for her daughter.

"The world on both sides is different, but the things in the supermarket are very fresh." The little tiger at home was full of smiles while carrying the vegetable basket, and the breeze blew his messy bangs. Are you going to get your hair done? It's been so many years."

"No need, a messy hairstyle can also remind myself not to forget the orphanage." He raised his hand shyly and rubbed the black hair mixed in the white hair: "Although I will never forgive the dean ,but……"

"But you still secretly use your salary to fund it, don't you?" Rimbaud glanced at Mr. Sen who was holding his daughter and smiling meaningfully. The other party immediately adjusted his expression to look like a gentleman, and A-Dun pursed his lips in embarrassment: "Ah... well, I still want to do something."

The cowardice and fear in the young man's brows and eyes disappeared without a trace, and his personality was still soft, but it was no longer as worrying as before.

Accidents often occur suddenly in an instant, and with a low cry of "Human Tiger" from between the teeth, the black cloth blade strikes horizontally.A Dun reacted quickly, throwing away the shopping basket and dodging in front of Vitali and Mr. Sen.The family saw the poor food basket being severely opened, and the anger emanating from the back of Professor Rimbaud, who also preferred to protect his daughter, almost manifested as hellfire.

What are you doing?

She pushed away Mr. Mori who was holding her daughter, and before the black cloth blade was pulled away, she grabbed it and yanked it hard: "Come here!"

Those who have not personally experienced the anger of the professor will never know.Those who have graduated, no matter what kind of industry they are in, can't help shrinking their necks when they think back to the roar of the professor on the podium - it's not a matter of hierarchy suppression, occupation restraint, okay?

The skinny young man in black was dragged in front of her and kicked to the ground. "Rashomon!" The black thorn pierced out from the ground, and [Colorful Painting Collection] appeared out of thin air, even the passers-by were well protected.

"Open your dog eyes and see, is this the place to start the war?" She grabbed the invading enemy by the throat with one hand and lifted him up against the wall, and punched the stomach cavity with the other hand, and followed The young man coughed and let go, allowing him to slide to the ground.

This guy's head was so hard that he couldn't catch his breath from coughing, and he still swung his black cloth blade around Rimbaud and went straight for Adon.Seeing that the boy was about to die in two places, the attack reversed after a roar of a tiger, and the unprepared passers-by were scared into a ball and screamed - the white-haired boy turned into a huge black and white tiger, crossing his head One claw tore Rashomon apart.

A person with a better temper is more terrifying when he is angry. A gentle boy has a tiger in his heart.

The golden space unfolded in time to separate the cluttered black and white from the outside world. When they found that they were protected by people with supernatural powers, passers-by helped each other and fled far away. The young man in black was a PortMafia. At this time, running for life was better than calling the police. efficient.

Both of them have a gentle appearance, and they are both reckless when they move their hands.Professor Rimbaud was thinking about beating up both of them, when another figure ran out from around the corner, huffing and puffing.Atsushi Nakajima raised his head and said "ah", looking at the huge tiger in front of him, he deeply wondered if he had slept too late yesterday and had hallucinations in front of his eyes.

"tiger???"

The white tiger roared in response to Rashomon and knocked Akutagawa Ryunosuke into the air, avoiding the head and knocking him over. Seeing that the sharp teeth were only a centimeter away from his neck, the little girl laughed crisply: "Big cat, cat!" ~Big cat cat~", the tiger immediately gave up the idea of ​​killing the "trophy" completely, sniffed Akutagawa with his nose, and pushed him to Vitale's feet.

A little skinny, make do with it?

A good cat who just wants to feed the little Twolegs.

Vitaly struggled and rushed towards the big tiger. Mr. Mori had no choice but to let go of her and put her on the tiger's back. He dragged Akutagawa to the side for a simple inspection. After finding that it was just a concussion, he threw the "patient" by the side of the road. bother.

——Atsushi Nakajima, who watched the second half, was already stupid.

Such a big tiger!Is no one afraid?

The subspace was taken back by people with supernatural powers. Professor Lan Bo saw the Nakajima boy who was chasing up against the flow of people, and raised his hand to greet him in a friendly way: "Good day?"

"Lan, Miss Lan Bo!" He pointed at the tiger: "That! That's a tiger!"

"I know, a big albino tiger, isn't it beautiful!" She ruAed the tiger QQ's round ears, and the big cat turned its round head sideways and put the other ear under her palm.

What I want to say is why this tiger looks so familiar!

Of course you look familiar, young man, isn’t that you?

He was full of horror: "Tigers can hurt people!" Before he finished speaking, he saw Vitaly's little hand pulling the tiger's beard and pulling it, biting the tiger's ear. The majestic king of the jungle just now He didn't even dare to say "嗤", and honestly lay down on the ground enduring the little girl's "ravages/ravages".

To be honest, with a child in the family, it is best not to have a cat-it is not good for cats.

Adrian, the black cat who was left at home to watch the house, agreed and gave a thumbs up.

"What did you say just now?" Professor Rimbaud stopped the tiger's head and picked up his daughter: "Okay, little chubby."

The teenager in Nakajima didn't know whether to complain about her petting a tiger like a cat or calling his daughter "Little Fatty". In short... this is his real mother.

He rubbed his aching face.

The huge white tiger that had regained its freedom jumped up and turned back into a human form. A Dun shook his head and looked dizzy: "I'll go and see the vegetable basket."

Nakajima Boy: What are you thinking at this time?

"Then...that?" Unknowingly, his tone became weaker and weaker: "Excuse me?"

"Da da da" ran out to pick up the vegetable basket and checked it and found that the loss was not too exaggerated. A Dun ran back holding the basket "da da da" and almost flicked his tail: "Miss Rimbaud, lunch and dinner are both It's safe! But one of the canned pine needle crab crab meat that Mr. Dazai said he wanted to eat yesterday was smashed."

Feeling better again, A-Dun hugged the basket and turned to the boy in Nakajima who was thinking about how to escape and slightly bent his back: "Hi, I'm Atsushi Nakajima."

Another person: "..." What a coincidence, I am also Atsushi Nakajima.

"Ah, you can go back to the detective agency and find someone to ask." The kid was already stupid, Rimbaud rummaged through the basket and found a can of crab meat and threw it to him: "Take this, he will answer any questions you ask." .”

A can was stuffed in the boy's hand, and he was pushed forward by someone who pressed his shoulders and turned over: "Come on, Akutagawa will be handed over to us."

"Oh!" He raised his legs and stepped forward in a daze, and only remembered when he reached the downstairs of the detective agency—why "I" can control the tiger and beat Akutagawa so badly?He lowered his head and looked at the canned crab meat in his hand... Does this mean that he asked Mr. Dazai to find a solution?

This is for you to ask why you see another one who is exactly the same as you!

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

he was a king

until the cat hammered

Akutagawa Conservation Association

sent a serious protest