Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

Vitali was awakened by the smell of food.

Fried chicken cutlet, curry rice, tamagoyaki, all smell very good.

She rubbed her eyes and lifted the quilt to get up, grabbed the pillow and quietly stretched her head to look at the living room with her bare feet.

This older brother, who was more mournful, seemed to have eyes behind his back as usual: "Go change your clothes and wash your hands, I will check!"

"Got it!" The little girl replied loudly, retreated into her room, changed into her home clothes, and ran into the kitchen to wash her hands carefully.

To be honest, it looks more like Mr. Rimbaud in this way.

——The European supernatural spy who died under the cooperation between him and Zhongye Zhongye for the first time.

This child is extremely tight-lipped, and is very good at shifting his eyes to hide secrets. If it weren't for this familiar technique, he wouldn't be able to confirm her identity so easily.

Well, the last person like this was himself.

It is a bit ironic to confirm family members in this way, and he smiled in his heart.In another world line, he actually lost his sister, which is really an eyesore.

As long as you are serious, there is nothing Osamu Dazai can't do, and the same goes for cooking.The fried chicken chops are tender and juicy, the curry stew is thick and golden, and the round and cute tamagoyaki are placed on the small table in a childlike shape.

Vitaly washed her hands and sat across from him awkwardly: "Wow! Brother is so tired!"

Isn't it a dark dish with random DEBUF?

"Hey hey hey!" The young man handed over the spoon with a smile: "Can I eat it by myself?"

"Yeah!" She nodded, got up and pulled a paper towel into her collar to cover her clothes before sitting back, picked up a spoon, "I'm going to eat~"

Ten minutes later, Dazai put down the spoon and took out the washed apples and strawberries. After another 10 minutes, his fat little paws reached into the plate and quickly took away one strawberry, and then another strawberry.

"Is it delicious?" He propped his chin with one hand and his gaze was warm. The little girl bit the strawberry and nodded vigorously.

As expected of you!

It was time for activities after dinner, the room was too small and there were no toys, so he could only take her downstairs to play on the grass.Let the children pull the grass roots, dig the ants and dig the mud, and he read with relish while sitting on the gasoline barrel and holding a complete book.

"Brother! Here!" After a while, Vitali, who had made himself covered in dirt on his face and body, ran up to him and spread out his palm, with a fat, white and big grub curled up in his palm: "Give you a gift." !"

She smiled like the golden sun at dawn, sharing the spoils with him with all her heart.The young man put down his book, bent down and stretched out his hand to poke the chubby worm: "Why are you so fat? Why are there such fat worms!"

He picked up the grub with two fingers, found an ant nest, and stuffed it in the hole of the ant nest. Vitaly followed behind and looked at it with interest for a while, and then ran away to do other things.

A completely normal kid, nothing special about him other than being overly cute.He withdrew his gaze from silent observation, and began to think about what to feed later.

"Dazai!" Mr. Kunikida was furious after returning to the dormitory after get off work with the eggs he snapped up earlier: "Did you..."

I walked away with my wallet and signed my name on credit outside?

However, after seeing the little girl covered in sweat and covered in dirt, Mr. Kunikida only had exclamation marks left in his words: "Vitaly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The little angel turned into a little mud monkey.

Osamu Dazai is indeed a sinful man...

Attracted by his yelling, the members who were not on duty opened the door one after another and looked out. The little girl with a dusty face laughed "giggle", which made people angry and couldn't help laughing.

How can you blame the child? It's all the fault of that irresponsible brother.

Don't say anything, kill it, just carry some Vitaly on your back.

Osamu Dazai: "... Kunikida-kun, what about our long-term partnership?"

"There is no friendship between partners, why don't you hurry up and take your sister back to take a shower and change clothes!!!" Mr. Kunikida almost sent his bad partner's skull flying away. He waved at Vitaly: "Will Naomi take Abe to clean up for nothing?"

"Okay~"

The little girl ran over holding the earthworm in her hand: "Give it to Naomi!"

Tanizaki brothers and sisters: "..."

Yong is still a girl, you are brave, we are getting older, this is really not good.

An hour later, Naomi returned Vitaly, who was well-washed and clean, to her brother, and got a chicken fried cutlet in return.

Hey, poor and stingy man.

"My lord! Naomi wants to eat apples and strawberries too!"

"Okay, let's go shopping tomorrow?"

"I want to eat now~"

"But it's a little late now?"

"Ah la? You dare to talk back to me? Which mouth is it?"

"Ah~ Naomi~ what can't be done~"

Vitaly tilted her head: "...?"

Dazai picked up his sister and closed the door to block the strange voice from downstairs: "Don't pay attention to them. Alright, watch TV and sleep!"

"Oh!" The little girl nodded obediently.

After an hour, turn off the lights and turn off the TV, one person in one room, and sleep.

Dazai lay on the carpet looking through the "sister observation album" accumulated in the past few days. Vitali's exquisite little princess from the beginning was raised by him to become rougher and rougher. She was wearing a boy-like T-shirt and shorts from a hypermarket. How dare he run around holding grubs and earthworms with his bare hands... Sure enough, he needs to find more ATMs. Kunikida-kun's wallet is too poor, and he can't even afford a few small skirts.

At this time, decisively attack the acquaintances!

He pinched his mobile phone to find out all kinds of tricks, and when he was thinking about it, he heard some small animals crawling around outside the bedroom door.

Vitaly dragged the pillow around the living room, the door of his brother's bedroom opened, and the fluffy black-haired young man rubbed his eyes and yawned: "What's wrong, Vitaly?"

"..." She looked up at him, then lowered her head in embarrassment and hummed softly, "I can't sleep..."

"Afraid of the dark? Still homesick?" He took a step back to make way: "Come in."

She nodded while dragging the pillow in, threw the pillow beside the quilt and got into the quilt on all fours. The small bump on the quilt twisted and twisted, and soon a furry head came out from the other end to rub.

He sat by the side and smiled watching her arch back and forth: "Do you need to tell a story?"

A small voice answered him: "No need." The soft little hand stretched out and grabbed one of his fingers, "That's all right, can I keep pulling my brother home?"

A deep laugh sounded in the darkness: "Why do you say that? Me and your brother Dazai, you can only choose one. Which one will Abe choose?"

Where can children hear the heavy and obscure meaning in the language?

The thin and small voice replied again: "Then can you wait for Abe?"

"You wait for Abe, you can have them all when Abe grows up, this is what my mother said!"

"Pfft!" His voice gradually became cheerful: "Then we'll talk about it, wait for Abe to grow up."

The little hand clenched his fingers tightly, and fell asleep after a while snoring.

Very well-behaved, not noisy at all, or not at all like children in the general consciousness.

"How did you get lost here?"

He stretched out his hand to smooth the little girl's covered hair, yawned and lay down opposite her wrapped in a quilt: "Suddenly I'm sleepy."

The black-haired young man who fell asleep early was woken up by the birds on the treetops. When he opened his eyes, he saw a small black head resting on his chest, and his small hands pinched his arm loosely and tightly. ——Just like a milk cat stepping on milk, it would be even better if it didn't step on the elder brother.

It's dawn... I have to think about breakfast.He took out his mobile phone next to his pillow and took two photos as a souvenir: "You didn't drool?" He didn't know what he was regretting.

When he came out of the bathroom, the child also woke up, and he really couldn't leave him for a moment.

"Rice ball miso soup with scrambled eggs~" The young man bent over to watch him discuss, and Vitaly showed a rare willful side: "No! I want bread, milk and sun-dried eggs!"

There is no problem with sun eggs, milk can be "borrowed" from colleagues and neighbors, but no one in the detective agency is used to storing bread for breakfast, so I ran out to buy it at this point...

"Then go back to sleep and go straight to the bakery for breakfast!"

Just kidding, is there any problem that Osamu Dazai can't solve?

But Vitali couldn't sleep anymore, and after a while, her stomach was growling. She ate a half-boiled sun egg with a smiling face drawn in soy sauce, the apple left over from last night, and a cheese stick from the refrigerator. Only then did he barely stop.It wasn't until the sun rose above the treetops that she changed back into the small foreign dress, and was carried out by her brother to prepare for another meal.

"Croissant or puff?"

He looked at the window, and Vitaly said decisively: "Puff!"

"Okay! One puff! Milk, what else do you want?" He put the round pastry into the tray to check out, and walked out of the bakery with a paper bag and his sister's hand, standing on the side of the road waiting for the traffic lights. Yue heard a wolf howling in the distance, "Mr. Dazai—!"

"Someone is calling brother?"

"Abe misheard, it was the sound of a tram."

The young man picked up the little girl and squeezed into the crowd, turned left and right within a few minutes to get rid of the noise source, and returned to the fourth floor where the Armed Detective Agency was after confirming it was safe. The building was wiped out...

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Super Plus enjoy!

Ah, I've been obsessed with raising my younger sister these days, and I almost forgot about such a thing.

After the emergency meeting, the president decided to let the clerks evacuate urgently, and the detectives divided into three groups to defend and roam respectively——in view of Vitaly’s particularity, Edogawa Ranpo suggested that the president Fukuzawa Yukichi personally protect Instead of being handed over to the clerk to take her off the battlefield.

Mr. Fukuzawa is an old-school samurai. Although his expression and eyes are a bit too fierce, he always has a feeling of pity and love for weak and cute creatures.It's just a little girl. As the leader, he also thinks that he is really obliged to take care of his family for his subordinates. The clerks are all weak women who are helpless. If they are really in danger, it is difficult to escape with a child. He thought for a while and nodded in agreement with the suggestion.

The author has something to say: finally came to the plot

Children are always like angels and demons.