Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

On the afternoon of the second day of the reception, the Rimbaud family had dinner with Baudelaire.It was agreed in advance that it was a family reunion, and naturally only his own family would be present——Dazai brought Aton with him, because he was indeed his adopted person on the household registration, even if the former was only four years older than the latter, even if Dazai I am not an adult myself.

In the legal sense, Arden became Professor Rimbaud's "family" without blood relationship through the young adopter.Since it's a family, why don't you take your children to play together and get used to the rhythm in advance?

This rhythm refers to the rhythm of Atsushi Nakajima adapting to the possibility of becoming a nanny in the future...

Thanks to Dazai's nonsense requests like "no iced coffee without ice", this child has been tossed to the point that no matter what strange things he encounters, he can face them calmly with a honest smile. Become a clear stream.

He even has a strange, restless cowardice that comes from nowhere, which is a character defect that is not praised by others, and it seems that he is inferior, weak and unassertive.

But Baudelaire unexpectedly liked him very much: "An honest child is good, and a stupid and timid one is also very good. I have seen too many bright children. They always leave early, leaving me, an old man, as a substitute." They are sad."

As he spoke, he glanced at Dazai, and almost pointed his nose, "It's you".

"Oh~ People are born smart~" Dazai was very good at focusing on the key points, twisted his face on the seat, and made the old man laugh out of anger: "Slippery."

"Hey hey hey!" After laughing, he made the little tiger turn around again.

Rimbaud put down his spoon and said calmly, "Aton, sit in your seat and eat. Dazai, restrain yourself."

"Oh!" Right now, no one would dare to provoke Miss Professor, after all, it still hurts when she hits someone.

Mr. Mori, who was placed in the farthest corner, was trying to pick out the mushrooms in the soup for her, indulgent without any limit.

——Her reaction was so real, she vomited completely when she disagreed with her, and Mr. Sen, who had never had a conscience, was almost so guilty that he dared not look at her.

Out of compensatory mentality and the judgment of "just for a while", this guy quickly changed from a doctor to an accomplice to help the evil-doers must not even let her see what the wife says not to eat!

Her Lady Queen at the top of the food chain spoke, and no one dared to jump. Dazai let poor Aton concentrate on arranging the dishes on the plate into strange shapes before eating them.

The new kid is not very familiar with this family, Dazai has been throwing him in the PortMafia building, because he was picked up by Dazai, and he didn't pay much attention to this little guy, and Rimbaud would not pick it up for his son The stray cat who came back shoveled shit, as for Mr. Sen... It's pretty good that A-Dun is still alive and well.

He is not very good at using Western tableware, and his etiquette is even more appalling. He never refuses food, and tries his best to stuff it into his stomach without making a sound. 90.00% of street children will do this. If you eat the food, you may be snatched away by others in the next moment.

Baudelaire was not displeased at all, he smiled and signaled the deacon to add two more stews for him.He has adopted too many children, and [-]% of them started at this stage. After a period of time, let them understand that there is no shortage of food, and the children will naturally get rid of bad habits with the pace of education.

"Jeanna, your eldest son is well-educated. The second son, I know that's not your problem." The old man blamed his daughter very eccentrically and continued to mutter: "But I hope that our children will be well-educated." To become a respected person. Poetry and music! The highest goal of education is to make the soul complete and detached from the world, and these cannot be sloppy. Dear, what instrument do you think you are suitable for?"

He asked Dazai, the wrong person.

The black-haired boy narrowed his eyes: "Triangle!" Just stand there and knock, or you don't need to knock, anyway, no one will pay attention.

Rimbaud turned his face and glared at Mori Ogai: Look at what you picked up!

Mr. Sen coughed: "He...can sing."

It's one thing to be out of tune, it's another to sound good.

"So what about you, my dear?" Baudelaire gave up the option of making his liver hurt and asked the cream-faced Adun, the child shook his head blankly - the orphanage would not be so kind to spend money to buy musical instruments Hire teachers to teach orphans music.Rimbaud made the decision for him: "Let him follow Chuya's piano."

The ready-made piano will not bring too much pressure to him, and he doesn't expect anyone to become famous and start a family anyway, just play it casually.

"Alright, there's still a grand piano in the warehouse. I'll ask them to deliver it as a coming-of-age gift for your eldest son. Do you have room to put it in your house? It's such a small house!"

In fact, there are also residences with larger areas and higher safety factors, but Rimbaud doesn't like to move, and neither does Zhong.For the orange-haired boy, it doesn't matter where he lives. What he values ​​is the relationship between mother and child for many years, and the bond that entrusts these feelings.The same is true for Rimbaud, so he hasn't moved out of the small white single-story house with two floors for so many years.

"Put it in the seaside apartment? It just happens to be a gift for Mr. Chuya." The person who solved this problem was Mr. Mori who had planned it beforehand—why does the boy who is about to grow up and be independent still hang around his mother?An eyesore!Let me get out of here!

Of course, the scope of getting out also includes Dazai.

"I don't care." Rimbaud really doesn't care, Yokohama is so big, how far can we live if we move out?At the speed of Zhongye riding his little pink motorcycle, he reached the door of the house in 5 minutes.

What topics will be discussed at the dinner table of ordinary people, and it is the same at the dinner table of the Baudelaire family.Even though he is revered as the uncrowned king in France, he still likes to sit and chat with the children.After talking about education, the father began to talk about his daughter: "Don't be so lazy! Go out more often, don't be so irritable, look at how many children you have scared..."

Except for A Dun who didn't dare to sit on his butt, the other two were really not afraid of Rimbaud.

The old man changed the direction silently: "Eat more and look thinner!"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Rimbaud just poured down the creamy mushroom soup without mushrooms.

Nagging with no one to talk back to has no soul, and then he shifted his gaze to Mr. Sen: "Why are you laughing!"

Mr. Sen didn't preview this part beforehand, so he subconsciously sat up straighter: "Sorry."

"So you're just kidding!" The father-in-law's fighting power soared after locking on the person to find fault with: "You think I don't know that you are secretly happy that I can't stare at you when I return to China tomorrow? Dreaming!"

Mr. Sen: "..." Silence is golden?

"If you don't speak, you are acquiescing!" Father-in-law slapped the table and said, "Don't think that I admit you by allowing you to sit at the table. It's a good idea!"

"..." So, old man, do you want me to open my mouth or shut it up?

Mr. Sen has special experience in fooling this kind of unreasonable old people who find faults. He slowly wiped his mouth, put down the cloth towel and sat upright, bowing his head: "You are right, I still need your advice."

"Huh ╯^╰!" The old man was satisfied now: "Look at me, eat!"

If it weren't for the training experience of previous bosses, he really wouldn't be able to handle it. I am especially grateful to the seniors who have received rice bento for several years.

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After finally coping with his father-in-law, who had traveled thousands of miles and took a Blackhawk helicopter and almost punched a hole in the roof of his office, Mr. Mori felt a lot easier on his head—maybe it was because his hairline was a little anxious recently, but he firmly believed that following his father-in-law The situation will be slightly better when you leave this situation.

At present, the situation in PortMafia is very good. His wife has been married into the family for so many years and finally got a bonus.

Mr. Mori, who is not guilty at all and even a little happy, is studying hard in the kitchen wearing an apron and a Bluetooth headset. Last time, he mistook the custard pudding that his wife wanted to eat for steamed egg custard, and the consequences are self-evident.Now I can only do my best to self-study, and strive to evolve from a waste wood who can only cook instant noodles to a family cook.

Strictly speaking, Rimbaud is not a picky eater who is difficult to support. Compared with Dazai, who is really difficult to support, she can be described as "easy".But, once the limited object is changed to Mori Ogai, don't even think about saving trouble.

If the breakfast is made by Chuya, Rimbaud can eat it without changing his face even if it is mushy or salty, but as soon as Mr. Mori touches his hand, even if it looks a little ugly, he will be spit into the sink to make with the kitchen waste with.

I've only heard that morning sickness is related to food, how can it depend on people?

Mr. Sen dared not speak out, he cleaned the pot very carefully and started again slowly.

The little princess didn't know where to make up for the loan, and he was worried every day like waiting for another boot to hit the ground.

This wait lasted for more than a month, but instead of waiting for Madam's old friend, he was beaten up because of his obscene and perverted behavior of sneaking through the trash can.

After waiting for more than a month, there was still no movement. Only then did Mr. Sen realize that the problem was a bit serious, so don't panic... He slipped in and registered a number at the PortMafia affiliated hospital behind Rimbaud's back, looking for gynecology, psychiatry, and endocrinology. The doctor discussed for a long time, and finally decided to trick his wife into taking a detailed physical examination in the name of "examination".

Most of the medical examinations that require blood drawing are arranged in the morning, and the samples are taken early and the subjects are sent to have breakfast early.Professor Rimbaud got up too early and his brain was muddled. The nurses couldn't help but exchanged glances when they saw the dense old pinholes on the inside of her elbow. The man standing behind her coughed: "You have nothing. See, understand?"

It doesn't matter if you don't understand, PortMafia is never vegetarian.

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