Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

"So... you just told a big lie and got out?"

Natsume Soseki sat across from the little disciple, holding a cane and pounding the ground vigorously.He didn't even know what to say about this matter... At the beginning of the blind date, he really had selfish intentions and wanted to get rid of his apprentice as soon as possible, so he refrained from revealing his old background about some bad habits of this guy.I didn't expect this apprentice to be poisonous, very poisonous, and he didn't forget to turn over and trick the teacher after so many years!

The old gentleman is full of lawsuits: "You tell me how to say you are suitable? There is no half truth in my mouth. If I knew this, I might as well take Yuji to trouble the old guys to give him a blind date. At least I won't have anything behind me." Trouble!" He was so angry that he raised his cane and tapped the disciple's shoulder a few times: "Either don't lie, or don't reveal the truth if you have the ability. You can solve your own affairs by yourself. You are almost 40 years old, don't worry about it." Throw the blame to the teacher!"

"Stop, Natsume-sensei! Mr. Baudelaire will definitely see you when he comes to visit! You can't escape this matter." The completely shameless Mr. Mori's fighting power soared, and Natsume Soseki was so angry that he pointed at him and scolded: "I Back then, I shouldn’t have low legs, I’ll hurry back to Tokyo after accepting my disciples in Nakatsu, and if I don’t go to Shimane, I won’t be in trouble like you!”

"Yes, yes, yes, it's all my fault. I will never, ever, never tell Attila half a lie. Please!" Hugging the teacher's thigh and pleading, Mr. Sen threw out the Wang Zha: "I put PortMafia under Attila's name!"

Natsume Soseki: "..."

I should fucking treat you like a small dried fish!

The tears I regret shed now are all the water that entered my mind when I was on a blind date with you...

"Okay, you have already done this, what can I say as a teacher. This is the last time, don't bother me in the future." He tried to calm himself and try to face reality, thinking As expected, I still couldn't accept it, jumped up and hit him with a cane a few more times: "I call you a bad habit! You don't do your job properly! You are full of lies! Shameless! Shameless! Shameless! Brazen!"

"Senior brother is still hanging in the old Wanxiangtang's 'informality, morality and shame'!" Mr. Mori tried to prove that he was not the only one with problems, and Mr. Natsume became even angrier when he heard this: "Your senior brother didn't cheat on the marriage, let alone You cheated on the marriage and couldn't close the show and asked me to deal with trouble?"

After knocking the apprentice around, he put down his cane and finally suppressed the evil fire in his heart: "Tell me, what do you want to do, whether it is a direct showdown, or what."

"I don't know." Mr. Sen knelt on the ground with his head downcast: "With Attila's character, she doesn't care about divorce if she loses her temper. She can get up and leave with her son. Once she leaves, she won't be able to get it back again. .” Then let him completely green into the Sahara forest (that’s right)!

The so-called marriage or something, if you don't recognize it, you don't recognize it. Who can do anything with her?

"So do you want to leave or continue living?" Father Natsume has a headache when he thinks about the troubles that his little apprentice has made, he might as well let him stay with his supernatural power for a lifetime, who is really the trouble? who.

Mr. Sen sniffled and said "um", "I don't want a divorce, not at all."

"You fucking don't want a divorce, why are you telling lies one after another? Can't you be more simple? Ah!?" The old man hit the floor with his cane again, and Mr. Sen sobbed loudly: "That's okay. It's better than what you said, 'If you and the child die, someone will write to me', anyway, I spent a long time thinking about it before deciding to tell some white lies to make Altila happy..."

Mr. Natsume, who wrote letters to his wife in the early years and could not do without "anti-hair loss shampoo" and "denture correction surgery", choked: "I made a humorous joke out of concern, and it is the truth, at least there is no deception. You , what can I do, I can only press you to apologize to the old man and your wife."

Either tell the truth, or wait for the divorce papers, or wait to be buried, what else?

I don't want to choose that one, but there is no other way, Mr. Sen can only nod aggrievedly: "Then it's better to tell the truth..."

"Still wronged you?!" Natsume Soseki raised his cane again, and Mori Ogai walked away with his head in his arms: "Then it's a deal with Natsume-sensei!"

"Teacher Natsume, I will arrange someone to receive my father-in-law first, and I will leave my life to you!" He ran away, looking nothing like 36 or [-], leaving Natsume Soseki scratching his head alone.

The apprentice caused trouble, and the master took the blame. Mr. Natsume also felt that cat life was difficult today.Forget it, retire completely after dealing with this messy account, don't let these two disciples find it, it's a matter of finding it!

At the other end, Mr. Sen, who finally brought in a strong foreign aid for himself, calmed down—I’m going to bring beef bones home today. Beef bones should be easier to handle than fish. Just wash them and put enough water to simmer slowly.This clay pot Guangjin has also been tried first, and it will not burn dry so easily, which is really good news...

Walking into the entrance with beef bones, Rimbaud lay on the sofa and fell asleep, not even knowing that the phone fell on the ground, as if she fell asleep directly while looking at the phone, but this time remember to cover herself Thin quilt.Adrian lay on her feet and stared at the door with piercing eyes, as if guarding the master.

Suddenly he felt that the cats raised by his wife had a higher IQ than some of his subordinates, and his HR evaluation of PortMafia dropped to a record low again.It seems that I have to talk to the member in charge of human resources tomorrow. If you continue to pick up all the garbage in the organization, why don't you just drive them home and eat yourself.

He tiptoed into the kitchen and confirmed that it was the owner's spouse who opened the door and entered the house. Adrian lay down again, turned around and sniffed, and curled up contentedly.

Rimbaud was awakened by the strong beef flavor, and the high-quality ingredients finally saved Mr. Mori's face. The clay pot filled with water did not repeat the same mistakes this time, and it lived up to expectations to become a pot of clear-water beef soup that looked good.

"Are you awake? Have some soup, and then go for a walk by the beach? Be active, and you'll be prone to edema when you sleep all the time." He put the bowl in front of her, and the sleepy professor closed his eyes and touched around, then used his feet to move around After stepping on it, he picked up the phone from the carpet, opened his eyes and took a yawn after yawning: "There is no salt."

"Ah... forgot, put it now?" Mr. Mori turned back to the kitchen to find the salt, he was clumsy and didn't know how much to put, and finally figured out the amount.Rimbaud picked up the bowl and downed it in one gulp like drinking wine, belched and got up and changed into a plain dress with suspenders, and swayed out in beach slippers.In the middle of the walk, she seemed to remember something, turned around and took out a set of leashes from the entrance cabinet and put it on Adrian's body. When she walked to the door, she looked back at the stunned Mori Ogai and signaled: Hurry up, you didn't say you were going to the beach walk?

"But, ma'am, you haven't eaten yet..." He was a little anxious, but also eager to try.

She looked at the soup bowl on the table: it was full.

"Oh……"

Then come back and have another meal.

No dogs at the gate today.

The cat walked forward with its tail upright, sticking to Rimbaud's calf. It usually goes out for a stroll, and is not afraid of the outside world. At the moment, it behaves like a fake cat.Ms. Rimbaud and Mr. Mori walked side by side on the deserted trail, and they walked to the beach in about 15 minutes.

Due to the proximity to residential communities and universities, there is also a small sandy beach, but the sky is dark at the moment, and the beach is not as lively as it is during the day.

Adrian let go of the leash and trotted along the coastline with a "meow meow". Occasionally, a small marine creature would be washed up on the beach by the sea, and it would cautiously stretch out its claws to touch it.

"Woo~meow~" The black cat ran far away and came back with four paws up and down. It stopped in front of its owner and put something at her feet.Rimbaud squatted down, and before reaching out his fingers to fiddle with his pet's booty, Mr. Sen poked the little soft monster nervously: "It seems... It's a coelenterate creature, and it shouldn't be poisonous."

The cat patted its tail and looked up at its owner, with a somewhat urging look in its eyes.She reached out and rubbed its head, and she picked up the ball of sea creatures and held it in her hand-it doesn't matter if it is eaten or not, at least the kindness of the beloved pet can be understood.Seeing her accepting the "food" he brought back, Adrian made a slow "meow~" and flicked his tail again to the beach to sniff and run.

"Uh... is it really going to become a monster?"

"It's probably because I've been resting at home these few days, and I'm worried that I'll be unemployed and have no food to eat and starve to death..." This was the first time that Rimbaud took the initiative to joke with him since he wrote "The Affair".Mr. Sen was so moved that he almost cried, he wished he could go back and order half a container of canned biscuits for Adrian.

"Adrian is too smart! Madam can teach!" You can use rainbow farts to make anyone feel light, but you can't think of any words at this important moment.He laughed at himself from the bottom of his heart, luckily he didn't live by writing, otherwise he would starve to death without knowing what was going on.

The beach area is not large, and it takes half an hour to go back and forth from beginning to end.When it was completely dark, she called the cat back and hugged it in her arms, then turned her head and walked into the community.

"Madam, this is for you." He put a smooth and white stone in her palm: "It's a part of the exoskeleton fossil of a seabed creature, which is very interesting."

The jade-like tubular skeleton was once the home of some creature, but now it can only be held in the hand for viewing.She lowered her head and fiddled with it, stuffed it in her pocket indiscriminately and left it alone.

At least he didn't throw it away directly, he was relieved.It's okay, maybe my marriage can still be saved.

It has to be said that Mori Ogai wanted to please someone with all his heart, but it was hard to miss.The man who has been a military doctor is very careful, he can think of everything and arrange it properly, which can completely make Rimbaud completely give up thinking.

She turned her eyes and glanced at him, turned to the other side and raised her eyebrows and smiled, dare to lie to me, ha ha!

Walking back to Rimbaud's house 10 minutes later, she stood outside the gate and turned on her mobile phone to look at the interface: "Father will arrive in Yokohama in four hours, and we will pick him up at the port after dinner."

"..." The cat leash in his hand fell silently. Professor Rimbaud stuffed his mobile phone into his pocket to keep company with the fossil, and opened the door and added a sentence: "Remember to ask Shangzhong to be your interpreter."

Mr. Mori, who still hasn't learned French today, feels that the whole world is against him.

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感谢在2020-03-1309:49:26~2020-03-1409:26:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: 1 saber;

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