Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

He personally took the helicopter back from Karuizawa to pick up Professor Rimbaud and his two sons who missed work. Mr. Mori immediately took all the sons to work in the PortMafia building, and he changed his clothes and ran away without any psychological pressure. .

It's still summer vacation, and the school hasn't started yet. My wife will be lonely at home alone, but he is disrespectful to such an important job!

"Ma'am, I'm back... here, what are you doing?"

All kinds of strange beating sounds came from the bathroom, and she couldn't help laughing "cheating".

"Oh, you're back, don't open the bathroom door." Rimbaud seemed a little out of breath from laughing, even his voice was hoarse, and Mr. Sen, who opened the porch door and walked into the living room, had a few big question marks on his head.

Why can't the door be opened?Is there something hidden in the bathroom that I can't see?

It's okay not to mention this crop, but once it is mentioned, people can't help but make up their minds.

He stands outside the bathroom and observes the living room—there's not much to worry about.The hallway was clean, only his own shoes were on the floor, and the living room had probably been cleaned not long ago by a part-time worker—it was said to be a part-time worker, but he was actually one of the guards. The traces on the sofa also proved that at least one of them was of normal weight today. Some people lay on it and read a book for a while...

A group of unknown objects slammed into the door in front of him with a "Boom", and Rimbaud gave a rare "Ah!", followed by another burst of confusion.Unable to bear it any longer, Mori Ogai decisively opened the bathroom door, a black shadow flew out, and Miss Professor chased after him, pointed at him and glared at him, ran barefoot all over the room... catching cats.

"Adrian! My book! My wine! Let go of my potted plant!"

She scratched her hair and chased the drenched cat like a normal human being.The wet cat was blocked by her in the corner of the audio-visual cabinet and made an extremely unpleasant "purr" with its ears behind its back. Professor Rimbaud warned it quite seriously: "Be good and come out, go back and wash away the foam."

The cat was unwilling and argued with her with a sharp "meow".

"That... madam...?" It's just washing a cat, why?

It was only then that Rimbaud realized that there seemed to be an extra helper: "You stand over the sofa, and Alice will lend it to me!" She just grabbed her pet cat, and she didn't want to disturb Mr. Yuanyi who was sleeping in the subspace.

"Oh, good." As long as it doesn't put a hat on him, it's fine.Mr. Mori smacked his lips, and the little girl in the red dress opened her eyes out of nothingness: "Rintaro is an idiot!"

"..."

Does this boot prompt need to be changed?

There were more and more people, and the cat hiding in the corner became more and more nervous. It stared at its owner with big black eyes, and cursed endlessly with "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"You have one last chance, Adrian." Rimbaud shaved the same wet long hair behind his head and raised his fingers: "Honey, you have to take a bath today, otherwise we will see you at the pet hospital, and I will do it for you by the way." an operation."

"Meow ow ow ow ow!" Adrian had even more dissatisfaction with this "surgery".

It's not a real wild cat, it's just that the god who gave it the shape thought that people who wanted to please would prefer furry and cute animals, so it was drawn as a cat.In essence, it is a big monster awakened by the words of the underworld. Apart from being unable to speak, its IQ and EQ are not low-so when it comes to surgery, don’t think that cats don’t know what it means!

The cat can be washed, but the testicles cannot be emptied, this is a matter of dignity!

Professor Rimbaud can't download the cat language plug-in despite the difference in species. He can only understand the cat's mood from the anger in the cry: "Come out!"

"Meow woo woo woo woo!" No surgery!

"Go back and take a shower obediently!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Hurry up!"

"Wurrrrrurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." Don't go to the pet hospital!

"make a deal!"

The black cat came out from the depths of the audio-visual cabinet dragging its drenched fur and tail, and Mr. Sen looked confused—I only know that Madam is a language genius, but I don't know if this scope can be extended to non-human beings?

Adrière didn't dare to vent his anger on Rambo's head, and when he turned around to see this weak chicken, he couldn't get angry.Jumped on his head and scratched it, and was picked off by the "weak chicken" in the next second, and turned around to bite.

"Ma'am!" Mr. Sen smiled so brightly that his whole body rose to a higher level, and black mist billowed behind his back: "Although there are certain risks, it is just an animal sterilization operation after all. Small things, just leave it to me!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Adrian was so angry that he grabbed, scratched and twisted into a twist, and gave Mori Ogai a bite to escape from the "magic clutches" and jumped onto the sofa. Professor Rimbaud wailed, "My blanket!"

Alice, who was guarding behind the sofa, played a role in time, hugged the vigilant cat and rushed into the bathroom again, and then disappeared on her own initiative - she is a supernatural life form, and Adrian's scratching does not need to be taken seriously at all, but it does not matter. means no pain...

"Okay, I'll wash it again and dry it before putting it out. You tidy up the living room, and don't open the bathroom door this time!" In order not to let the cat escape again, she even used the [Color Painting Collection] to penetrate the space Appears in the bathroom.

There was another series of uproarious noises. Professor Rimbaud not only washed the cat, but also washed himself, with loose hair, holding his beloved pet, exuding a "dead house" atmosphere, and put himself on the sofa for a while. Put the whole person sublimated: "I don't listen to any nonsense like 'bathing a cat is fun' anymore..."

Mr. Sen, who applied hydrogen peroxide to himself in the mirror, sat next to her, and reached out and stroked the head of Adrian, who was licking fur: "Put a collar on it or something? Otherwise, sometimes you can't see where the cat is hiding." .”

Household pets locked in the house are of course okay, but Rimbaud never restricts the black cat's range of activities. Whether it goes out to fight with other cats or compete for territory, it is easy to suffer losses if it wears something like a collar.But with this kind of logo, it won't be easily taken away by the city management...

"Then let's go to the pet store together?"

In a sense, Rimbaud is really honest and easy to be deceived, and cheating her has almost no sense of accomplishment.Mr. Sen immediately thoughtfully turned over the pet box, came out and locked the cat caught off guard by his neck: "By the way, let Adrian check it out. It seems that it's time to get vaccinated? How about deworming?"

As soon as he mentioned her, he remembered that he had forgotten many things, and keeping pets should not be too sloppy.

An hour later, a couple from a large chain of veterinary hospitals near the Red Brick Warehouse showed up with a black-as-sucking cat for a check-up—and a collar, along the way.

Before Adrian could understand what was going on, countless hands stretched out towards his fur, and then...then it didn't want to describe it.The man whose eyes are smaller than the tip of a needle reminded the nurse to "take his body temperature several times" with a victorious smile, and every time he wanted to stretch his claws, he would ask "what do I need to prepare for the sterilization operation in advance", as a big monster The little Adrian had to succumb, let it be inspected and fiddled with without dignity, and finally received two needles before returning to the small box that gave it a sense of security.

Hey... it will never leave this box again, never!

"What color do you want the collar?"

Rimbaud was dizzy in the face of the full-color pet collars, and the shopping guide who served beside him smiled sweetly: "Adrian is a strong boy, do you like these cool colors?"

Well, she has a cat she knows, that's really solid.It's not fat, it's strong. A paw with small muscles can make the neighbor's dog cry.

Mr. Mori stared at the colorful decorations and chose an ordinary orange-yellow style: "How about this one? Make it stand out, otherwise it's too easy to step on it."

Professor Rimbaud thinks it is ok, his aesthetics is not a problem, and he is trustworthy.

"Then this, put it on after paying the bill." She took a few more cat toys and stuffed them into the shopping basket and handed them to the shopping guide lady. There were a lot of them.

Mr. Sen narrowed his eyes, and while the shopping guide was leaving, he reached out and hugged his wife and put his chin on her shoulder: "Madam is very tolerant of children."

It is almost as wide as it is wide, and counting this cat, the children in the family are getting more and more lawless, especially Dazai.

"Is there?" Rimbaud felt that the adjective tolerance had little to do with him, but Mr. Sen nodded very seriously: "Yes, I'm going to be jealous."

She turned her head with a smile and rubbed him carelessly: "Didn't you already take revenge on Adrian all afternoon?"

"Ah..." It turned out to have been discovered long ago.

Realizing that he is also in the range of being "indulged", Mr. Chief, whose mental age and IQ have plummeted together, is satisfied: "There is a good coffee shop not far away. Can you bring your pets in and have a sit together?"

Without any doubt why he was so familiar with the shops in this area, Rimbaud signed the bill and handed him the box containing Adrian: "If you are willing to make peace with my cat, let's go and sit together for a while .”

"Okay~" Mr. Mori turned around and picked a small piece of catnip from the free samples placed outside the pet store. It took about 3 minutes to coax Adrian to turn his belly softly at him: "We are reconciled, ma'am!"

The shopping guide lady and the owner of the pet shop at the checkout turned their faces away and secretly smiled.

They have seen all kinds of guests, and this kind of man who is jealous of his wife's pet and wants to take revenge is also unique and makes people speechless.

"These are samples and gifts for Adrian."

The couple didn't seem to be struggling with money at first glance, especially the hostess, whose bright brown eyes looked at the cat and her husband with a soft light.She is a person who loves life, and of course the pet shop is willing to get to know such a generous and trouble-free customer.

Rimbaud took the gift and handed it to Mr. Sen, who also let him carry it. He walked in front and pushed open the door of the pet shop: "Let's go, come and buy some snacks and toys for Adrian next time... Where is the coffee shop going?" Walk?"

Mr. Mori held the cat in his left hand and the plastic bag in his right hand. He stepped over his wife and walked in front: "I'll take you there. It's about a 10-minute walk from here. Go out and turn left."

"Oh."

The view of Yokohama in the evening is very good.

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Adrian

swearing and walking past

By the way, kick over the dog food

Mori sensei

not green today

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