Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

"Aunt Attila." Never expecting to meet the most unexpected person in the most unexpected place, a layer of cold sweat appeared on Xu Wanghuan's forehead, but when he saw Haruhime who was sitting beside Rimbaud in a daze After that, the blond boy immediately jumped up on the spot.

"Chun Fei, call Aunt Attila! By the way, Auntie, Chun Fei is my daughter~ so cute, right~ Auntie, why do you live in this villa? I heard that this villa belongs to PortMafia, it's scary, you Are you afraid?"

"Consider electing a new minister, this one is hopeless." Deputy Minister Feng Jingye patted his forehead with one hand, his face full of "tiredness". Apart from lamenting the wide range of influence of Xu Wang's family, he could only slander "stupid people have Silly blessing"...Huan, too stupid to look directly at.

Professor Rimbaud smiled without saying a word, raised his hand and touched the child's dog's head: "You have not changed at all for so many years..." You are still so stupid.

Xu Wanghuan smiled very cutely: "You are the same, you are still so beautiful!"

Nakaya led Dazai downstairs and saw the mother petting the head of a strange cub like a dog, and it seemed that this was someone she had known for a long time.

"Mother."

The two teenagers first greeted the elders politely, and then turned their heads to look at the messy people in the room.When Xu Wanghuan was touched on the head, he stood up obediently: "Hi, Xu Wanghuan, my name."

"Chuya Chuya, Osamu Dazai."

Professor Lan Bo nodded and looked at his two cubs: "His mother's family was once sheltered by my father Baudelaire. It can barely be said that there is some 'kinship' relationship, probably."

If it wasn't for the protection of someone, the woman who intervened in other people's marriage and family and gradually declined, would have passed away long ago. The old lady of Xu Wang's family is not a vegetarian.Regardless of whether Xu Wanghuan's father and his original wife have feelings for each other, as a latecomer, they are morally inferior to others.

However, the definition of love has always been broad in France. There was a joke that French men who had never worn a cuckold must be a single guy because they never had a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Boyfriends and girlfriends of mother or father, of course, are out of the scope of the discussion.

There are some people like Professor Rimbaud who don't have the slightest bit of sand in their eyes, and they turn their backs and beat the scumbag to death, and there are people like Anu Sophie who are willing to break up with a married man and ask for compromise... In fact, I don't know what she is asking for.

Apart from being sorry for my son, there is probably nothing to be sorry for?

I don't quite understand.

Professor Lan Bo has always regarded her son as an eyeball. If anyone dares to use her son as a "commodity" to threaten her, she dares to send his family to reunite on the road.

"Father mentioned your mother during the video call last time. It's not bad." She raised her finger to indicate that this topic will be discussed later, and the blond boy smiled brightly and nodded up and down: "Okay, Aunt Attila!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed towards the stunned "cousin" like a golden retriever - he almost smeared people's faces with enthusiastic saliva: "Can I call you Zhongye? You can just call me Huan~ Zhongye Are you a junior high school student? So cute! Do you want to choose Yinglan to study? Our male public relations department can reserve a member position for you in advance~"

The dog's natural intuition made him choose Zhongye as the target of "communication", carefully bypassing the dark and thin boy next to him.

"Farewell!" The orange-haired boy turned around and left expressionlessly, he didn't want to stay in this ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable space - what the hell did you eat to grow your legs, if you don't want your legs too long, I'll cut them off!

Oh shit!This is an ordinary person, an ordinary person, an ordinary person, an ordinary person... I will crush you to death with gravity!

"Okay Chuya, think about Mr. Mori, he will go bald for cleaning up this mess for you." Is Dazai the kind of person who won't play unless others give him a chance?How can it be!

Under the double blow, Xiazhong was also on the verge of collapse, and did not pay attention to the other "guests" who also cast their interested eyes.

"Ah! Then can I call you Xiaozhong?" The petite boy holding a rabbit doll also came up to block Zhongye's retreat just right. Who is in elementary school?"

The rabbit boy immediately had a bag of tears in his eyes, and Xu Wanghuan, who was dragging his "cousin" and refused to let go, made up for it: "Senior Honey is already in the third grade of high school..."

Zhong also immediately regained his composure: "This... like this? Why are you crying, I didn't beat you!"

Mitsukuni Kanozuka, eighteen years old, 1.5 meters tall, cute in appearance, likes cute things, especially cute cakes.

With an even worse bottom place as a comparison, Chu also didn't think there was anything wrong with him.It's okay, there are people who are shorter than him, so 1.6 meters is nothing unacceptable.

In this way, he hung one ("cousin") on his body, one on his shoulder (false brother), dragged one (Honey) on his arm, moved a few steps to the sofa, took them off one by one, and sat down by himself. Going to Rimbaud: "So, what are you doing here?"

"Come to pick up Haruhi! Are you traveling to Karuizawa with Aunt Attila? Book accommodation online... emmmmm, my villa is not far from here, do you want to go and play?"

Xu Wanghuan once again pressed his nervous hands on his cheeks: "This villa belongs to PortMafia, it's so scary! Will someone transport the corpse in the middle of the night?!"

He frightened himself to the point of fading, Vice Minister Feng Jingye sighed again.

It's hopeless, the minister.

"Hey, why don't you let me tell you what happens in this villa in the middle of the night?" Dazai was just thrown beside him, with his elbow pressed on his upturned legs, the black-haired boy tilted his head and smiled with his chin propped up, his iris-colored eyes The black mist was thick in the depths, and the golden retriever "cheeped!" and hid behind Fujioka Harufei two meters away from the opposite side.

It was only after he hid in that he realized that something was wrong, so he stood up again and thrust the naturally dull girl behind his back: "Chun Chun Chun Chun Chun Chun Chun Chun ... Chun Fei ... Dad is here, don't be afraid, don't be afraid..."

"Okay, don't scare this silly boy." Professor Rimbaud acted in time to save Xuwanghuan's poor IQ: "Of course I know who owns this villa. Have you forgotten what the Paris Commune is for?"

Everyone's background is black, okay? It's just that we are a little bit more foreign, so we can't look down on the later generations!

"So...so..."

"Cook" Tanaka just brought some snacks to offer: "Ma'am! I don't know if the guests need supper?"

"Husbands... Madame!???" It was Xu Wanghuan who exclaimed, and he "flew" from the opposite side to lie on Professor Rimbaud's lap with a "broken heart" face: "Why are you married? What? Half the men in Paris will be heartbroken when the news reaches Paris, didn’t they agree that Aunt Attila is only in charge of dating!”

"Ah, I'm sorry, as your former target of marriage proposal, this is really a pity, kid."

The dark-haired queen lifted the young "warrior"'s chin and looked at his eyes slowly approaching: "Honey, your purple is so beautiful." The male PR "king" who has always done this to others from this angle found himself In fact, it was still a bronze, and he used his hands and feet to quickly retreat and hide behind the girl two meters away in a panic.

Heart, heart is going to explode.Knowing that she didn't mean that, it was just a joke, this kind of close-range "professional" impact is really not something that anyone can bear...

The blond boy hid in the corner again and huddled into a ball to grow mushrooms.

"Okay, it's too late now. The guest rooms here are still vacant. You might as well stay overnight and go down the mountain tomorrow morning. If you need anything, go to the "maids" and go to bed early."

Professor Lan Bo said that he would not play public relations games with the children when he was old, and walked slowly up the stairs to the second floor and returned to his room to rest.

As soon as she left, the teenagers who were about the same age quickly became one with each other. After Masuda picked up Hitachi Inmitsu and returned to the hall, the excitement level reached a new level.With just one glance, Osamu Dazai discovered the prank collaborators—the reasons are different and the results are similar, and everyone is a smart person who wants to pass the boring and long time.

It turns out that the short vacation at Shanjian Villa can also find exciting games.

Nakaya held back his concerns about height and dragged Suohan out of his mushroom corner: "Attila you met in France? And what about the proposal!"

"Yes, I used to live with my mother in France. My mother's family was sheltered by Mr. Baudelaire, and I met Aunt Attila when I was a child." He was a little embarrassed: "I saw Attila for the first time. Aunt La went to visit Mr. Baudelaire with her mother at Christmas time. She was frowning and learning the violin. Although she didn’t like it at all, she held back her temper and tried to move in the direction required by the teacher. I didn’t Hold back and ask her if she can marry me when I grow up..."

The natural girl Haru Fujioka suddenly realized: "Of course I was rejected!"

The momentum of refusal is still a bit scary, thinking of this, the mushrooms around him are flourishing again.

"And then?" The elder's lace news is always exciting, and a circle of people around the ring listened to him tell the story of the girlhood of the wife of the leader of PortMafia.

"Later I heard that Aunt Attila went out and smashed a bar that night... She probably really didn't like learning the violin."

Okay, the story can come to an end here, and the rest is not the violent content that children should know.

In fact, Professor Lan Bo just went out to have a drink and relax. When he met an unsuitable suitor, he treated him like a sandbag and beat him up.The so-called not liking the violin was just a misunderstanding. At that time, she was just thinking about how to "solve" her father's political opponents... in various senses, including but not limited to physical methods.

But even without these troubles, when faced with a seven- or eight-year-old boy's marriage proposal, normal adults would laugh it off as a rejection, and no one would take it seriously even if they agreed.

Fortunately, Professor Rimbaud was in a bad mood and didn't agree to come down to tease him. Otherwise, the Xuwang family may have to consider another heir today...

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

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