Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

Eight o'clock in the evening is the game time for good children after finishing their homework.But today in the living room of Rimbaud's house, there is no sound of teenagers gnashing their teeth, cursing each other and pressing the handle hard.

Professor Rimbaud sat in the old position, brushing his hair with one hand and holding a pen in the other, writing and drawing on the paper. The first drafts of the works of the graduates gave her the urge to destroy the world.

At this time, a middle-aged man with a rather good temper was kneeling on the carpet in front of the TV, which had always been used as a monitor, with his shoulders slumped. If you look carefully, there is a semi-cylindrical black hard plastic under his knees.

He quietly raised his head and looked in the direction of Miss Professor, just as she was pushing the flat mirror to try to pretend not to see the words that made her irritable.The man quickly pressed down under the plastic block and somehow artificially created an inclination, his knees pressed against it and exerted force suddenly, and the TV remote control in the engineering plastic shell made a crisp cracking sound and passed away.

"That... madam? The remote control is broken... Do you see?"

Mr. Sen, who obediently knelt on the ground and begged for forgiveness, smiled flatteringly, and Rimbaud looked up at him in his busy schedule: "Ha ha."

"Okay, I understand, let's start with a new one." The blond-haired Alice revealed her figure behind him.The little girl quickly ran over and opened the drawer of the audio-visual cabinet and took out a new remote control, took out the battery from the broken one and put it back in, and sent it to a place not far from Mr. Sen, blinking her eyes wide and waiting to watch the juggling lively.

The man in a doctor's coat skillfully placed the remote control under his knees and knelt down.

Since the last time I asked my wife to be a prop, Mr. Mori has basically never sat on his sofa during this period of time—isn’t it just a little fun, as long as my wife is not angry and does not move, everything is easy to say, really!

Outside, the glamorous and glamorous big boss knelt on the remote control obediently, thinking about where did Madam learn this kind of punishment?Don't let him find that person.

An hour later, Rimbaud finished reading the first draft of the work, and the professor, who didn't want to waste time revising it, directly stacked the reworked ones into a stack, and put the cured ones on the other side, and put the ones that reached the graduation level into a folder ——Three or five thin copies.

After finishing all this, she squinted at Mr. Mori and was about to have a "simple" communication about his previous behavior... The phone belonging to the leader rang.Under normal circumstances, he would set his work number to mute or turn it off directly after returning home, but there are too many trivial things recently, so he can only turn on the phone again and let the sound out.Otherwise, I won't be able to answer the phone while kneeling, and if Mr. Guangjin is in a hurry, he will come to the door directly...

With a BOSS air, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and connected it, and said a few words to the other side, Mr. Mori's expression was not very good-looking.

"Let the torture squad dispatch a team full of ordinary members to look at the scene, clean up the scene and tidy up the corpses, report any problems in time, and I will be in the office right away." He hung up the phone and let out a breath with his hands on his knees, wanting to Smiling and talking but was cut off by Rimbaud: "If you don't want to laugh, don't laugh. You are busy with your work. If you need help, just say it. I hate cheating."

Mr. Mori supported the floor and stood up, staggering a little before he stood still.He walked up to his wife and picked up a strand of her long hair: "It seems that I will be staying in the office for a while and can't be with my wife. Welcome to visit anytime?"

A normal person would probably say something like "you must take care of yourself and your family" at this time, but it is completely unnecessary for Rimbaud. She will always find a way to make her life comfortable without worrying at all.

"You still have the strength to worry about yourself."

Sure enough, she pulled her hair out of his hand, got up and pulled it over the collar and let it go with a brief touch: "Good luck?"

"Since the madam said so, it must be good luck." There was no need to change the coat, because Mr. Guangjin's restrained knock on the door came from outside.

The two looked at each other, and Mr. Mori secretly sighed that it was fortunate that he had already got up from the ground, otherwise the leader would have no face!

"Boss, ma'am." The old man stood outside the door, opened the car door and waited quietly. Mr. Sen took his supernatural power and waved his hand to temporarily go to work overtime. Rimbaud shrugged his shoulders and sighed, closed the door and returned to the living room.

The remote control was still lying on the floor. She bent down and threw the broken one into the trash can and put it on the audio-visual cabinet. When she picked up half of it, she slapped her fingers—a small metal box was placed where he was kneeling just now, and she opened it. I saw a light blue diamond pendant lying inside.Probably because the troubles PortMafia encountered this time were too urgent, and they forgot about this thing.

"Age and forgetful?" She complained, curling her mouth, but finally couldn't hold back the corners of her mouth.

At least knowing that offending her would cost a lot of money, he wasn't too rascal.

Take the small box in your hand and throw it up and down, turn off the lights, go to bed, and have to go to class tomorrow!

On the second day, the graduates found that the professor, who was in a bad mood recently, was in a better mood!Even the proportion of graduation works that were sent back and rewritten accounted for a heart-stopping level, she didn't make fun of it, but just gave those guys who were struggling with life and death a long list of books.

Gosh!Professor Rimbaud gave people a third chance? !Is it going to rain money?

Her good mood lasted until noon, and before leaving the office, she called Zhongya and asked him what he wanted to eat tonight—delivery.Yokohama is very chaotic recently, and the work of the Armed Detective Agency is also very heavy. Oda Sakunosuke can't wait to entrust the adopted child to her care, and has no time to help stew curry.

Zhong also said on the phone that he didn’t want to eat takeaway today. Professor Lan Bo thought about it and thought it would be okay to cook. After asking his son about the recipe, he drove to a large supermarket outside the community to buy ingredients—his knife skills are quite good. The professor is quite confident.

In the current situation in Yokohama, even full-time housewives can’t wait to grow a la carte in their yard and get through it. If they have to go out, they mainly go to the convenience store closest to home. If they have to go out to buy daily necessities, they rush to follow them. Like a battlefield.In such a big environment, a relaxed person looks particularly abrupt.

There was no one in the supermarket, milk, eggs, vegetables, meat, and mushrooms... Rimbaud's cart was filled up quickly. She only cared about whether the food looked delicious, and basically didn't pay attention to the price.After completing the purchasing activities in 10 minutes, she came to the checkout counter. She walked out of the supermarket gate with a plastic bag and stopped for a moment. How...how did you get it together?"

There are three "persons" hiding behind the pillar, the shortest one is Ebisu who looks about the same age as Nakaya - he has grown up a bit, and the one who is stuck in the middle is Yato , the main body of the big country is the largest and stands at the back.The three gods have cramped for some reason, thinking that the square pillar in front of them can completely cover them—Ebisu is fine, and Yato can barely do it. Your head is more than two meters wide and vertical Do you have no points in your heart when you are rich?

Being caught by the voyeuristic target, the three gods pushed me and pushed you, the master of the country felt pain all over his body when he saw Professor Rimbaud, Ebisu didn't understand why he was tricked out of the shrine by his colleagues, Only Yato smiled cheekily, "Senior~"

"Don't call me senior, I'm not your senior, how dare I be your senior!"

She rolled her eyes and folded her arms around her chest, as if the three of you were just waiting to be replaced without any legitimate reason.

Yato jumped out from behind the pillar and threw himself in front of Rimbaud. He didn't forget to drag the "Gold Medal for Avoiding Death" Ebisu by his side and call affectionately: "Senior!"

"...Say!" She squeezed out a word between her teeth, and her patience was about to run out.

The god in the figure of a boy cried and complained: "The small stone shrine that Chief Farmer helped me to set up by the roadside was smashed!"

"I am also a serious god now, how can I have the same knowledge as human beings... But, I am not reconciled ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He put his hands on both sides of his cheeks and wailed like a world-famous painting, his whole body twisted like a noodle : "Professor! What are human beings doing! Yokohama is about to die in chaos, and Daheitian has diarrhea, vomiting and acne along with him. It's really terrible!"

Rimbaud twitched his mouth and readjusted his evaluation of this magical country. It is really sympathetic for the gods to do this.

At this time, Ebisu, who was ignorant, also nodded and added: "Business has also been hit hard, why is everyone reluctant to go out to buy things?"

Damn it, why are they all buffs that can't be applied at critical moments.

The key is that these things are not in the hands of Rambo!Her job is to teach French, okay? Your Shinmei shrine has been smashed, and you have acne, diarrhea, and vomiting. What's the use of looking for her!

"There's nothing the Chief Farmer can do..." The shrinking Yato squeezed out a sentence: "He can't do anything with the order from above."

"..."

She took a deep breath: "I understand, maybe someone can use abnormal means to help, but the cost afterwards is also very considerable. Human beings are greedy, and they will definitely pursue overflow profits on the basis of equivalent exchange, understand? "

Little Ebisu took out her wallet and nodded: "Understood!"

I see you don't understand at all!

"Forget it, just follow me and don't talk too much. Just go...to visit someone who may be able to help you but will definitely ask for more."

She put down her hands and was about to go to drive, but the master of the country came out awkwardly from behind the pillar, reached into his sleeve and took out: "I came back from Hawaii last night and picked up this guy by chance... His wife made a wish at the Hakone Shrine last year , barely considered my believer, can you see if he can be saved? If not, I will turn him into a divine weapon!"

Miraculously, he took out a burly man from his sleeve. Although he was unconscious, Rimbaud could recognize him... Isn't this the cadre of PortMafia?

Well, even the gifts for the visit are prepared.

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Mori sensei

kneeling remote

cheat too

Will be with Bai Yueguang

Face base

Mori sensei

are you happy?

感谢在2020-02-2110:32:25~2020-02-2213:17:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Zhang Han's Xiaomanyao; 14 bottles of water phase; 10 bottles of Yeruo Liuqin, Chenguang Yiye, Ban Daren Saigao; 1 bottle of Xueyu Zhidan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!