Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

Most of the mornings at Professor Rimbaud's house are in a hectic state - in fact, the only one who is busy is the professor, but she can make everyone get busy together.

Breakfast has always been bread milk, egg milk, rice ball milk, or natto milk (an option that everyone rejects).Professors often rush into the bathroom with their eyes closed, wash and change their clothes, and jump directly from the second floor. They take bread, eggs, and rice balls, and after eating, they pick up milk and go down to the end.

Things are still under control up to here, but it will not be necessarily the case later - the little things she uses with her will never stay where they should appear obediently, and will always appear from various unimaginable places after going through a world-shaking search .As big as a car key as small as an eyeglass lens, none of them can be easily obtained by raising your hand.

When the three men in the family sit at the dining table, what they see the most is that Professor Rimbaud is pulling his seaweed-like hair back and forth to find things... and he has to stand up or lift his feet to match her movements.

How did such a woman who lived her life in a muddle-headed way become a cleanser who frightened the rest of the world?

Mr. Sen thinks that this question may not be able to find the answer until he is gray-haired.

Probably—a talent, a rare talent.

But they didn't have to rush to work this morning. After kicking out their two sons happily, he waited patiently for a while in a doctor's coat. Finally, he put on his glasses, put on his keys, put on his makeup and changed his shoes. Professor Rimbaud Finally tidy up myself.

"Are you ready? Let's go?" He opened the porch door, she went to drive, and soon the family car drove out of the community and merged into the traffic flow to the destination.

The first stop was Takashimaya - formal attire is required to participate in the campus festival held by the middle school, but it should not be overly formal. Evening gowns are definitely not suitable, even if Rimbaud looks good, Mori Ogai would not suggest this .

So first buy a day dress that is a little more formal but not too formal.

——If you find good-looking casual clothes and buy them together, there is no problem.How can the wife always wear the same set of clothes in turn if she is not short of money?

On this day, Professor Rimbaud finally understood why Alice always looked at her own supernatural powers with the eyes of looking at large garbage... Who can stand this!Don't look at Mr. Sen who is gentle and thin, her legs are about to be broken walking around the street, this one can still happily suggest "Look at another one!"

Others wish their wife could buy everything in 5 minutes, pack it up and leave. When it comes to her, it's the other way around. Mr. Sen can't wait to take out all the clothes in the store and change them for her.Professor Rimbaud would like to ask the mother-in-law who has never met before—how on earth did you raise your son with this peculiar hobby of dressing up dolls?

They moved down from the fourth floor, and when they reached the first floor, they bought so many things that they had to stuff them into the subspace: "Okay, these are the daily clothes to be replaced in this season of this year, well, and shoes. Although I hope Standing with Madam can feel like being attached to someone by a small bird...but it still depends on Madam's wishes."

Then he added a sentence seemingly unintentionally: "High heels will have a certain adverse effect on the bones of the foot, the muscles around the ankle and the pelvis, and it is easy to fall and embarrass yourself."

After speaking, he smiled and looked innocently at Rimbaud.

Rimbaud: "..." Do you need to talk around like this?Can't you be more sincere and less routine?

Mr. Mori, who has become a habit of routine, smiled and said he couldn't.

In the end, I chose shoes with a height of three to five centimeters, so that someone didn't mind the new height difference with his wife too much.

"Okay, then go to the ground floor store to see what surprises there are."

As soon as he got in the car, he pulled out the electronic map and put it next to the steering wheel. Rimbaud didn't want to waste his energy on the doomed struggle, so he drove away without saying a word, and arrived at the second stop in half an hour.

This is a European retro women's clothing store, which advertises that it is handmade, but it is almost as good as weaving by itself.Rimbaud went in and gave Mori Ogai a subspace cube to close his small black room, walked around the side hanger, and picked out a long black dress to try on.

The subspace body only restricts the freedom of movement of Mori Ogai. It does not block the sight and does not block the sound. Someone who cannot go up and ask the shopping guide to "try all the styles" can only really express his opinion: "The wardrobe is either black or white. , Try other colors too!"

It is true that black and white are good pocket base colors, but Rimbaud has no flaws in his figure, so there is no need to be so conservative in color selection.

After all, the shopping guide still listens to the person who pays the bill, and spares no effort to recommend new seasonal products to Rimbaud—there are all kinds of colors.

She really couldn't resist the cute little girl's sincere smile and big shiny eyes, so she took another lake green and a wine red gradient dress to try on, but she really couldn't pick which one looked better.

They are all beautiful, they are really beautiful.

Rimbaud is tall and has no fat on his body, so there is no problem of embarrassing size.She was born fair, with perfect hair color and eye color, full of aura, and there was no dress she couldn't afford.

After going out from this store, there were naturally two more paper bags in the car. Mr. Sen, who had regained his freedom, smiled and touched his mobile phone: "Go here?"

The next one is a dress shop, the next one is high order, and the next one is light luxury... The last one is the kimono shop they have been to.

"In our country, when a man proposes, he must prepare a formal kimono for his sweetheart. Although there may be a small problem in the sequence, this link cannot be omitted." The last time he secretly ordered Jing Yuzen was lost memory Rimbaud wore it and was demolishing it in the chief's office. Some of the good fabrics were broken in a few places, and it was not easy to repair.Simply order a few more sets this time, and I'm not afraid that I won't have to change them.

Kimonos are heirlooms that can be left as dowry to daughters, so it’s no problem to have a few more.

Rimbaud didn't like this kind of traditional clothing at all—the formal kimono itself didn't have a tie, it was all made by flat cutting and sewing. When wearing it, the left belt and the right belt hurt her in a few minutes.Besides, this kind of pocket-like clothes is most suitable for correcting a flat figure. For those like Ms. Professor, you have to add an inner pad to flatten the chest (?), otherwise the collar on the chest is likely to be... emmmmm... It was embarrassing anyway.

Not to mention the restraint of this thing on movement, if you want to dress well, you must also behave well, and you can't move out of shape at all.

After trying Kyo Yuzen, she would rather get away in a yukata than put herself in a pocket again.

However, Mr. Mori said that he must buy it, even if he hangs it at home to admire, because the two of them almost competed in a clothing store... Although it is foreseeable that they will definitely be beaten, they should try it, and maybe they will successfully counterattack. Woolen cloth?

Fortunately, the clothing store provides many catalogs and does not require customers to try on the upper body at the beginning, so this crisis is barely over.Mr. Sen used the focus of the research report to carefully read the atlas from beginning to end. Professor Rimbaud paddled all the way, asking everything "Well, okay, yes, okay, you can figure it out...", unprecedentedly easy to talk, let Someone had the illusion that "I really have the final say at home".

In the end, Mr. Mori chose the five-pattern pine and crane sleeves with red lining and blue exterior, and ordered ultramarine blue quite boldly.Rimbaud didn't quite understand, the boss didn't dare to speak, and finally managed to calm him down from the frantic state of choosing clothes and playing dress-up games.

Professor Rimbaud: Hurry up and go home, I'm almost exhausted...

He drove the guy exuding a satisfied atmosphere directly to the black office building in the port. Before she stepped on the accelerator and fled, Mr. Sen turned around the other side and opened the driver's door: "It's rare for Madam to visit, really Don't you want to go to the office and take a break?"

As he spoke, sad water shone from his purple eyes, gloomy and dark, and he didn't say a word, but it seemed like he had said a thousand words.

How shameless!An old man with a weak face?

Professor Rimbaud shamefully admitted that he was indeed tempted by the old man for a moment. He took off his seat belt and locked the door.

Since the ex-boyfriend incident, this is the first time that Mrs. Chief has appeared on Mr. Chief’s territory. If it weren’t for special circumstances, she would not be willing to stay here at all. As soon as she walked into this building, she would subconsciously describe how to capture it... ...It can be regarded as an occupational disease.

In order to avoid suspicion, Rimbaud directly hid in the treatment room to catch up on sleep, Mr. Mori was thrown into the office alone, and after releasing the supernatural life body, he stared at the little girl with a "hehehehe" smile piercingly: "Alice sauce~ I haven't seen it since last time." The new dress I tried, do you want to try it? I tried to give you tiramisu, okay?"

Alice: Mom!Mom, come and save me!

Rimbaud who fell asleep after a power outage: ZZZZZZZZZ, don't disturb me.

She slept until PortMafia was about to get off work, and there seemed to be something furry running around beside the bed. Rimbaud reached out and grabbed it with precision, and then opened his eyes to see—it was Alice with blown hair.

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

So what's the situation?Mr. Sen, why don't you even let yourself go!It's too perverted!

Recalling the terrible itinerary of the morning, Professor Rimbaud lovingly touched the top of the fake daughter's hair: "Hey, if you kill Mr. Sen, you will disappear with him. It's not worth it. If he asks you to try on skirts again, you will be killed." Said that as long as Mr. Sen is willing to wear a skirt, you are willing to change it, one person for one..."

You two just hurt each other!

Mr. Sen, who was sitting in the office and faced his subordinates with an unpredictable expression, suddenly felt a little cold behind him. Did Alice go to complain to his wife?Do you want to work overtime tonight? If you go home... I guess you won't be able to run away for a while.

The author has something to say: Last night, I fell asleep while writing on my phone, and I didn’t know it...

I owe an update, and I will add it when it comes to the extra episode.

The author has been saving new articles for the past two days. "Sister Lin" has more than 1 words, but "Back to My Hometown to Get Married" has 4 words...

The CP of "Did Ming Zhu Go Back to His Hometown to Get Married Today" has already been ordered, but you can tell from the name that this man is basically the background board. CP is...um, the president.As expected, the author still prefers an old man with an honest face and a sullen smile.

感谢在2020-02-1412:52:13~2020-02-1510:00:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of Yinuoqian; I don’t know the name of 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!