Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

Early the next morning, the "nanny" who had booked yesterday came to the door as scheduled before the mother and son went out.In a hurry, Rimbaud took out a card from his pocket and threw it to Sakunosuke Oda: "Household and your salary for this month. If you have any questions, ask Chuya first. Don't forget to pick him up from Teidan Elementary School in the afternoon. You can only end your business trip and go home on Sunday or Monday, and I’m counting on you these days.”

"And the car keys!"

She put on her coat and walked out for a few steps without looking back, and threw the key again: "Call me if you have any problems that cannot be solved." When I came out, I came to a secluded corner not far from the teacher's office.

The bus was parked in the school parking lot and stood by. Rimbaud went to the office to get the list, and sat in the bus waiting for the students to come up and roll their names one by one.After procrastinating for half an hour, when all the heads arrived, she yelled at the driver, fastened her seat belt and closed her eyes to rest.

From Tokyo to Hakone, the bus only takes a little over two hours. Along the way, the students were bored and spontaneously organized various activities, talking and singing very energetically.Rimbaud, who closed his eyes, snorted in his heart—come on, you won't be able to make trouble later.

The school only said that the destination of the school trip was Hakone, but it didn't say that the car would go directly to Hakone, and there was still a distance to walk in the middle. I don't know where I learned the trick.

Ha ha.

After driving for about an hour and a half, the bus stopped at the rest area.Rimbaud opened his eyes and got out of the car, had a brief conversation with the driver, then called the school's reserved dormitory, and finally asked the students to leave their salutes in the car and get off to get off.

"Aha?"

"Professor Rimbaud, why did you say that there is still a walking distance!"

"Don't ask me, if you want to ask, ask the principal why he made such an arrangement. I have reminded you a long time ago that the school intends to let you understand the good qualities of patience and persistence, so a hiking activity was arranged in the middle."

"what……"

The students wailed and got out of the car one by one. The driver stepped on the accelerator and drove away. Rimbaud turned around and smiled very kindly: "The luggage will be waiting to meet us in the dormitory. If you want to eat, just keep up with the speed and leave quickly. You're so young, you can't be so imaginary~"

The slight teasing voice was blown away by the mountain wind, and her long hair was also blown up at the same time.

We have never found that Professor Rimbaud is so S in his bones!

Howling is howling, you still have to go, no one wants to be ashamed to admit that they are "virtuous", so they can only speed up their pace to catch up with the leading professor who has already set foot on the entrance of the forest trail.

After all, considering that most of these freshmen have experienced the ravages of the entrance examination and lack of exercise, the hiking route is arranged at the edge of the forest where a wooden trestle trail has been opened.As long as you don't try your best to leave the trail under your feet, you won't get lost, and you won't be unable to reach the dormitory within the stipulated time.

Of course, the premise is - "don't die".

"Professor Rimbaud, why did you come to Neon from country F?"

"Professor Rimbaud, is Paris beautiful?"

"Professor Rimbaud, are you married?"

"Professor Rimbaud!"

23 students together are noisier than ducks in a pond.Rimbaud just wanted to shut them all up in a small dark room...but he couldn't.Leaving aside the relationship between teachers and students, Miss Rimbaud, who is at the top of the combat power of supernatural powers, would not bother to do anything to such a group of unarmed ordinary children... For now, the only plan is to be patient.

Like a down-and-out wild black cat, put your ears back and endure the "□□" on the nose and face of the cubs.

"Hey, Professor Rimbaud, you haven't answered a single question yet!"

This is the genius professor that more than half of the students in the School of Western Languages ​​look forward to. Who is not curious about her mystery?

"Huh? Want my answer?"

Miss Rimbaud tossed her hair sideways, and the sunlight through the branches and leaves of tall trees coated her with a hazy layer of light gold, just like the silhouette of a timeless painting left in time.She leaned over and squinted at the rookies behind her: "If you talk to me, at least you have to ask questions in any language other than Japanese to be eligible to be answered, young man."

——Ah~~ It's this kind of look, like a proud queen who is an honor to be scolded by her... Please call me a "miscellaneous repair", Professor Rimbaud!

——What kind of boyfriend do you want? Is there any man who can be more A than Professor Rimbaud...

Boys blush, girls blush too, although the reasons are different, the result is always the same.Miss Rimbaud looked at the students suspiciously... Huh?Why is your face redder?Tired after only a few steps?

An hour later, the "one group" team turned into a long one, and Rimbaud gradually fell from the leader position to the last, driving a group of students forward like sheep.Seeing that they couldn't move anymore, they had to catch up with the students who asked to take the lead and stopped in place to wait.

"Right here. Rest where you are, don't stray, and move on in 10 minutes."

"what……"

Immediately, the ground was piled up with students in twos and threes, looking like they were drained.

As soon as Rimbaud lowered his head to confirm the arrival time with the dormitory, a few girls came up to her and stammered that they wanted to go to the bathroom.She looked around, told the students again not to disperse, and then stuffed her hands into her pockets: "Come on, I'll take you there."

There are restrooms built at intervals along the trail, and four girls squeezed in like chicks. The next moment, screams erupted: "Professor Rimbaud! There is a dead man here!"

Rimbaud: "..."

Why did the promised rice flower town specialty appear in Hakone?

"Well," the professor's voice was so calm and cold: "You guys come out first, and be careful not to touch the corpse."

A few girls came out trembling hand in hand. She pointed to the men's restroom next door: "I just checked, there is no one and no dead bodies in it, use it. I will guard it for you and call the police by the way."

"oh oh……"

Maybe she was too calm, the SAN value that the girls dropped madly tended to rise, one order and one action lined up to go to the men's bathroom, Rimbaud called the local police: "Hello, Lan Bo, professor of the French Department of the School of Western Languages, National University of Foreign Studies Bo, led the team on a school trip, and found a dead person in the bathroom numbered XX on the XX forest trail at XX place."

After reporting to the police, I have to call the dormitory again: "Sorry, there was an accident on the road, please send a local guide to the 400 meters west of the XX toilet on the forest trail."

In less than half an hour, the police came and so did the tour guide. Rimbaud led the girls who found the dead body in the bathroom to stay and explain the situation to the police. The large group was handed over to the tour guide to take them back to the dormitory, and it was agreed that they would continue their activities tomorrow morning. .

Just... quite calm, calm beyond the inherent impression left by age and appearance.

If it weren't for the forensic report that the deceased had been dead for more than ten hours when the professor called the police, around this time, Ms. Nei Lanbo left video records everywhere in the school in Tokyo to prove that she was not there when the crime happened. Therefore, he was promoted to the number one perpetrator suspect.

Ms. Rimbaud just laughed "hehe". If she really did it, the police would still want to see the corpse?Do not make jokes.

After repeated interrogation, the police officers finally ruled out her suspicion. It was not until noon the next day that Rimbaud was able to take the four girls back to the school's reserved dormitory.Curious students came up to ask questions, but she stopped them all on the grounds that they "need to catch up on sleep". Only before evening did the four girls who had recovered their spirits return to the group.

So, she really doesn't like to make trouble for herself!

Rejecting the girls' suggestion of "Let's go to the hot spring and have a girls' meeting together, Professor", Miss Rimbaud plunged into the quilt and rolled around on the pillow to fall asleep.She went to sleep all the way through the meal time, and never heard the sound of the administrator knocking on the door. When she woke up from hunger, she sat up and scratched her hair and looked up. The wall clock on the wall showed that it was one o'clock in the middle of the night...

At this point, no matter what, there would be no ready-made food to eat. Even if she touched the kitchen, Miss Rimbaud would not know how to cook, so she could only get up aggrieved and poured two glasses of cold water, then shrank back into the bed and continued to sleep.

Go to bed quickly, you won't be hungry when you fall asleep.

There will be activities tomorrow, even if you are reluctant, you have to take care of the flock of sheep for the sake of receiving wages...

It seems that Fatty Yamamoto has no choice but to stay, so let's take advantage of the change of seasons to be him when we go back!

At the same time, Dr. Mori, who was "saving lives and helping the wounded" in Yokohama, was also talking about Teacher Yamamoto.

Although he has not succeeded in deceiving Miss Rimbaud into his household registration, it is better to solve this kind of miscellaneous things that covet his wife (future) as soon as possible.

After all, Madam has a stable job and a good mood, so she can stay in Tokyo happily, and she won't have undue curiosity about the new business he is about to start!

"Well...let me see...how to do it?"

Holding the survey information and reading it several times, Mori Ogai said that the teacher has a good eye, the wife he picked for him is so beautiful, and... the fat man who is pestering his wife is really an eyesore...

There is so much oil in this offal's belly, it would be a waste to get rid of it all at once, and maybe it can properly squeeze out the remaining value-how can a lady nod and agree to her marriage proposal?

One is based on a love that cannot be rationally analyzed. Although it is clichéd, there is no suspense; For men, they will naturally exchange themselves as equivalents unconsciously.

Unfortunately, the possibility of the first two points is too low and the high investment cycle is still very long. I always feel that it is not too cost-effective.After much deliberation, we can only make a fuss about the third point.It just so happens that yet another hash pudding arrives on its own, which seems like a good catalyst for moving the story forward.

Dr. Sen picked up the box and took a mouthful of soaked noodles. He sincerely hoped that Miss Lanbo could have a good cooking skill, otherwise the two of them would have to study the fancy way of eating instant noodles together in the future.

This kind of thing is not very healthy after all.

The man who got up to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night perfectly interpreted what is called "difference between heart and mouth".

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

Professor Rimbaud

Also afraid of bear children

Rice Flower Specialty

Turned out

Mori sensei

struggling to get out of the mirror

Indicates the leading actor

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