Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

The enemy is cunning and fierce, pious and evil, rational and crazy.

When he was shot and fell to the ground, he was still a little grateful in his heart—maybe this time he can achieve his wish.

It's a pity that the timing was wrong, and he couldn't die yet.

"Yeah, people are not only sinful, but also extremely stupid, so this is the best..." Only in this way, monsters like you and me who are out of tune with the world can put on human skin and live with flesh and blood.

Then, within a few days, almost in the blink of an eye, he witnessed this "good Russian" in a certain tea restaurant, and he was shot through the abdominal cavity and could not recover again.

Dostoyevsky's expression at that moment made him feel that the previous hospitalization and the knife were worth paying the price, it was so wonderful!

Sparasi --!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

In the same location where he was shot, a stroke of genius that went beyond the plan seemed like justice descended from heaven.

ah!White teeth!Teeth white teeth white teeth white!Laughing too much, to the wound...

After the prisoner was carried away, the leader of the group smiled for a while and then his face sank: "Hey, from the detective agency, do you know what that guy's supernatural power is?"

"..." After thinking for a moment, Osamu Dazai became serious: "I don't know."

The name is [Crime and Punishment], but he is completely unclear about the trigger mechanism.

He stood at the door of the tea restaurant and watched the ambulance leave. The police quickly blocked a bar directly opposite to check for gunmen.

The black-haired youth snorted inwardly.Impossible to catch, dare to do something here, dare to do something to Dostoyevsky, this person must have perfect means to escape inspection, and he is not afraid of retaliation at all.

The local tyrant Shi Jingui left in a hurry, he blinked his eyes, and took advantage of the unpreparedness to hide behind the flower wall at the entrance of the tea restaurant and stare at the opposite bar door——Let me be Kangkang, which warrior gave Mo Renjun a shot? Remember the loud slap?

The first thing that catches the eye is a long snow-white dress with delicate ankles, and graceful calves can be faintly seen between the hem of the skirt.

is a woman.

The cool breeze leaned towards her lovingly, and the long ebony hair was tied softly on the traveler's heart and eyes like strands of gossamer.

When she completely walked out of the shadows with her skirt lifted, the woman with long black curly hair bowed her head reservedly and politely to the policemen, then turned her face and walked out of the bar gate.

How can it be……?Is it a relative?No, not relatives.

The age is wrong.

Her observation of the environment is very interesting. She first looks at the various escape routes, and then at the people around her. Her eyes seem lazy and blurred, but they are actually precise and sophisticated.

It should be me right.

But... It is impossible for a person who has died into the earth to reappear in front of people.Especially this one, sitting up would scare that slug to death...wait!

Speaking of slugs, the chief planner of the group seems to have complained about something-the suddenly extra long-haired woman who bumped into near the port, and Mr. Mori who has become younger?

Well...he thought he knew.

It was indeed that person, but he did not return from the underworld.

Just... very unhappy.Is the slug more attractive to the big sister than myself?Can Mr. Mori of Lolicon marry a wife?Why!

He casually broke off the roses on the flower wall and chased after her, fearing that she would find out, he ran around a corner enduring the pain of his wound—in order to create the effect of "encounter".

The iris eyes were full of surprise.

So much fun, so incredible, just blissful delight.At this moment, he couldn't help thinking: It's better to be alive, to encounter such unimaginable things.

The long-haired woman in a long skirt moved among the crowd. If it wasn't for her tall figure, it would be really difficult to lock in. He bent down at the crossroads and handed out the red rose in his hand.She froze for a moment, then looked up for a few glances and muttered something softly.He couldn't hear clearly, but it didn't matter, he passed the flower in his hand forward again: "Miss, for God's sake, please accept this flower no matter what, just like accepting my heart~"

Will it be recognized?

From 15 to 22 years old, seven years.

Her temper is still the same irritable, if she doesn't agree with her, raising her foot is just a roundabout kick, a person with mediocre physical skills like him... lie flat on the spot before he even has time to dodge.Being dragged by her collar into a dark alley, he originally thought it was the prelude to another fierce battle, but unexpectedly, he was confused by something beyond prediction and didn't know how to react.

Blood oozed from the torn wound, which she found.If it was the one in memory, this was probably the second closest moment to his death.Dazai couldn't help being excited—maybe today he can say goodbye to this corrupt world completely. However...the woman in expensive clothes squatted down with her back facing her, revealing her elegant and slender neck.

The corner of the snow-white skirt just fell to the ground, and her tone was much rougher than her actions: "What are you doing? Are you stupid! Hurry up! I'll carry you to the hospital."

He was stunned for a while, then stretched out his arms to wrap her arms around her neck, and as soon as her legs tightened, she was caught on her back.The person carrying him can't be said to be very strong. The back looks smooth and thin, but there is an endless stream of temperature passing through the clothes.

It's so warm, Mr. Lantang, you are so warm when you are afraid of the cold.

Sure enough, she turned her back on him and went straight to the hospital.

Dazai had been prepared for a long time, and his colleagues were in ambush at the entrance of the hospital. Seeing that Miss Lanbo repelled the attack of Dr. Xie Ye with one hand, he thought for a while—emmmmmm... Sure enough, Mr. Lan Tang seven years ago let him go to sea!

After getting the information he wanted to know, the young man raised his face from her hair and groaned: "Let me introduce to you, this is my mother~"

That's right, my dear!They all have curly black hair, brown eyes, and are tall.If one ignores the differences in race, the company commanders are also good-looking. Someone shamelessly found a lot of so-called "similarities", and almost deceived himself.

Even if it's cheating, lying on the ground and rolling around, no matter what, I don't want to let her go.

He tricked her into getting into the car of the detective agency under the pretext of "no medical insurance", with Junichiro Tanizaki's "Xiyuki" and the president beside him, and with [Disqualification in the World], even people with supernatural abilities cannot escape easily— — Stare at the abyss for too long, even if there is no abyss in front of you, you will be on guard.

It's just the fact that she's actually more of a slug is annoying.

Wait for the wound to heal and set off a "firework" to have fun, definitely choose the expensive one!

Until it was sent to the treatment room of the detective agency, Kenji Miyazawa who helped carry it suddenly extended a stroke: "Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai's mother seems to care about you~"

The child who took the natural department probably realized something, and opened his eyes wide to try to exude the aura of "wanting to help".Before being pushed into the operating room, he smiled: "Mom, she must be in the whirlpool coffee shop, right? You go and invite her up for me, and just say that the president wants to see her."

The president must have wanted to see her.If Mr. Ranpo hadn't run away at the beginning, it would have been inevitable to ask the famous detective to "look".

The wound that had been sutured opened again, and Dr. Xie Ye was extremely angry. After an injection of anesthesia, he woke up again two hours later.

Open your eyes, the treatment room compartment is empty, only the sound of the monitoring equipment running.He boredly removed most of the instruments, if it wasn't for the fear of being beaten to death by Dr. Xie Ye on the spot, he would have even wanted to remove the hanging bottle...

"Are you awake?" She just opened the isolation curtain, and the pale and bleak compartment suddenly lit up, and the loneliness like stagnation of breathing was swept away.

The black-haired young man sat on the hospital bed leaning on the pillow, his eyes were a little loose: "Mr. Lan Tang..."

"It's Rimbaud, Professor Rimbaud!" She interrupted his reply with a stinky face, probably because she felt that the tone of the patient's tone was too blunt and inappropriate, and then she added: "Does it still hurt? ?”

"If you are afraid of pain, be honest!" The tone turned bad again.

It's exactly the same as the ordinary moody mother in other people's homes.

The door of the ward was pushed open again, and the white-haired boy picked up by him had a weak expression on his face.A Dun was stuck on the door frame with his eyes wide open like a cat who just made a mistake and didn't know what to do. He took a moment to pluck up the courage to squeeze in: "That... Mr. Dazai, and... would you like a drink?" What?"

The young man didn't know what to call her, and offered tea with a pitiful and flattering smile like a defeated dog.

There was the sound of vehicles approaching outside the window, and Dazai was completely awake—it was time for her to go.

Sure enough, she got up and patted her skirt: "I don't need it, you take good care of this child and make an appointment with someone." When she walked to the door, she turned back, "Someone wants me to remind you, be wary of the honor that cannot be refused in the future." .”

Lan Tang's [color painting collection] is quite practical, and he has reason to guess that there is still a person waiting there.

"Hmph!" He turned his face away indignantly, refusing to accept the bait of an old man with ulterior motives.

She walked out, and the ward fell into silence again, Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Um...Mr. Dazai, is there any misunderstanding between you and Professor Rimbaud? She will forgive me if you explain it well. By the way, ahahahahahaha, Professor Rimbaud is your sister, mother or something, are you kidding? The professor said She's only 26 years old this year."

The young man smiled helplessly while chatting with his respected senior in an attempt to make the ward not look so lonely. The black-haired young man leaned on the pillow and interrupted his various conjectures: "No, it's really my mother. There is no blood relationship. The adoptive mother of the relationship, I snatched it from others."

"This! This way!" The honest child was immediately convinced of this, and his expression gradually became serious and weird.Seeing it, Osamu Dazai couldn't help wondering what kind of image he had in his heart?

Atsushi Nakajima immediately stood up at a loss: "Then let me give it away? I'm not afraid of being scolded and beaten. I have a better attitude. The professor will come to visit you next time!"

As he said he opened the door and chased him out, the young man leaned on the pillow and whispered: "She won't appear again."

Sure enough, she never appeared again.Later, A-Dun only picked up Xiao Jinghua from Jutang, who was said to not want to eat tofu for 30 years. Wagashi was also disgusted.

Quan Jinghua: Who am I and where am I? Why do I eat wagashi?Why did Mr. Nakahara send me to the curb?

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