Every time I go home my wife is in a different world

At [-]:[-] in the evening, two figures, one tall and one short, stood outside the gate of Professor Rimbaud's house.

When Osamu Dazai heard that Rimbaud's amnesia had demolished the chief's office, his first reaction was to run away. However, his force value was really no match for him. Hirotsu Yanagi, who was ordered to arrest him, took his men and tied them tightly to "please" go back.

Mr. Mori, who temporarily moved to another room to work, waited for him with a half smile: "Dazai-kun, you have worked hard these two days, what is the result of the investigation?"

What would be the result of wandering around that fart on Lei Bo Street? Most of the people were poor people who moved in after the bombing and gathered together. They had no intuitive memory of what happened that year.A small number of people may be able to describe one or two points, but it has nothing to do with what happened in that military base back then.

I didn't expect them to find out any information, it was just to create some opportunities for the two young people to work together as partners.

Diamonds need diamond polishing, Mori Ogai thinks that teacher Natsume Soseki is right.

Osamu Dazai probably understands his intentions in his heart, but some people are really wrong by nature, and they can start fighting with just a glance at each other. Riley figured it out.The black-haired boy sighed: "The investigation is almost done. It is said that a super energy body named 'Huang Ba Tu' was imprisoned in the underground military base once set up there. A wronged soldier exploded before being executed. The chain triggered Huangba to spit, which eventually caused an explosion."

This is already the closest factual information he can find, and the fictional part still occupies a large space.

"I see, you've done a good job. Come home with me after get off work. I haven't seen you for a few days. Madam has asked to see you several times."

Mr. Mori throws Wang Bo, and Osamu Dazai has to bite the bullet to take it without a card—in a sense, Professor Rimbaud's house is also his "home", unless he dares to risk angering her and refuse to go back... …Looking at the demolition site on the top floor, the boy decisively gave up the idea of ​​trying.

He is not afraid of death; but he is not sensitive to pain.Maybe he could still mock the beaten slug when he went back, it was worth the risk after thinking about it.

So one big and one small drove home together after get off work, and stood at the door wondering whether or not to go in and how to go in.

The fake plastic father and son outside the door are full of "father is kind and son is filial". You look at me and I look at you, hoping that the other party will go in first to divert the attention of the head of the family.

Whoever goes in first gets beaten, it's much safer to stay behind.Mr. Mori said that he had to go to work tomorrow to face his subordinates. As a BOSS, he couldn’t lose face; Osamu Dazai said that he was still a minor, and domestic violence would have a devastating blow to his physical and mental health... And he really didn’t mean it, he I don't know that the consequences of cooking are so horrific. Didn't he also fall to the ground and lose his memory for three days?

——It was the doctor's fault for failing to appease the patient's emotions in time, how could it be blamed on innocent passers-by.

They stood outside and competed with each other, no one was willing to take that step first, until Rimbaud who heard the movement came out to open the door, the two kept pushing each other before they could stop, they could only pretend nothing happened His eyes wandered and he stood up slowly: "I'm back."

"Well, a guest came to the house just now, and he helped cook curry rice, come in."

Rimbaud shook his head to signal the two of them not to stand outside and get out of the house quickly. Mori Owai, who felt that he would probably not be beaten today, coughed: "Okay."

The three walked into the entrance, and Rimbaud stayed behind to close the door. Oda Sakunosuke, who rarely appeared, looked up and nodded to the two family members who came back later: "Good evening, Oda Sakunosuke, I was taken care of by Professor Rimbaud when I was in Tokyo."

His image fits perfectly with the dull guy, and no one minds if he talks less.

This red-haired young man seemed a little absent-minded no matter what he did, and Rimbaud and Zhong were already used to his state, letting him bring out a large pot of curry from the kitchen with erratic footsteps, a plate full of rice, and no nanny at all. Consciously sit at the table and wait for the meal.

——Fortunately, I bought a dining table for six people, otherwise someone would have to squat in the kitchen with a plate to eat dinner today.

Mori Ogai put on a business smile and introduced himself as working in a port logistics company.He thought in his heart that he would have to get someone to give PortMafia a decent club name tomorrow, otherwise how would he introduce himself to the people around his wife in the future?

Oda Sakunosuke had no doubts, nodded very honestly, and didn't say another word, and the sky was chattered to death by him like this.

Fortunately, other people at the table also had their own concerns and didn't want to continue the topic. Rimbaud finally had a quiet, peaceful and safe dinner in his own dining room - a note was pasted on the door of the kitchen, which read " Osamu Dazai prohibits entry", to completely prevent similar incidents from happening again.

After the dinner, Oda Sakunosuke borrowed a few literature books and put them in his pockets to leave. Nakaya Ogai Mori smiled embarrassedly and slipped back to the second floor. Rimbaud, who was blocking the door, had a bright smile and sharp teeth: "Dazai go back to his room and stay."

Put this one away first, and when you have collected a piece, you will be beaten up and your memory will increase.

Of course, the most important thing is that the child didn't do it on purpose.He just wanted to help with some housework, but he was also a young master who wanted someone to serve him.You can't deny his desire to please his family just because of poor craftsmanship, right?Professor Lan Bo thinks he is not a parent who will hinder the child's development, and he will not blame Dazai just because of this.

Anyway, it was Mori Ogai who needed to be rebuilt after the house was demolished, and it had nothing to do with Rimbaud.

"Hey, Mr. Sen, where do you want to solve the problem?" Professor Rimbaud smiled "kindly".

Mr. Sen really wanted to say that he didn't want to go anywhere, and he didn't have any problems to solve, but then he thought that if he was really like this, his wife would probably solve it as a problem... Ma Liu, who was quite conscientious, took the initiative to enter the study.

He walked in with his front feet, and Rimbaud grabbed the cashmere scarf on the back of his neck as a decoration, pulling him into the middle of the room as if pulling something.The door of the study was closed in a second, and the screams and begging for mercy were endless.

Osamu Dazai went back to his room, changed into his home clothes, threw himself on the bed, rolled around, hugged the pillow contentedly, and rubbed it contentedly - the strategy of secretly texting Professor Rimbaud on the way to act coquettish and cute in advance was indeed correct!

study.

Mori Ogai was beaten up by Rimbaud without any suspense, and was trampled and crushed by her like a salted fish.If her father-in-law Baudelaire hadn't been brought out as a "talisman" in time, maybe Miss Professor might be hardcore widowed today.

"When you lost your memory, you opened your eyes with a different attitude. It scared me. I was afraid that if I said something wrong, I would lose my life... It was a last resort. As a doctor, I certainly hope that my wife will never be able to Healed from my hospital bed and left...Ah-!"

Mr. Mori, who was driving a little bit, wailed again, and Rimbaud, who was inexplicably disgusted, put a little more force on his feet: "It's fun to wash me, isn't it?!"

"Madam... Madam, please be gentle! That's a kidney! Ah! The spine is not good... and the ribs are on top, I can't breathe!" Code small movie dubbing.

"You don't need to talk nonsense!" Professor Rimbaud retracted his feet and put them on the floor to rub the soles of his feet, feeling as if the floor was dirty.Mr. Mori, who has no sense of large garbage, turned over and lay on his back: "Madam is tired? Does your foot hurt?"

The long-haired woman in pajamas looked like she wanted to pick someone up and hit him again, he hurriedly raised his hand to apologize and smiled: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, all mistakes are my fault, Madam will never be wrong yes, huh?"

There is no sense of accomplishment in beating someone who never fights back. Professor Rimbaud finally let go of his collar: "I don't like people lying to me. The last guy who dared to lie to me..."

Her face stinks to a considerable extent, obviously forced to recall some bad scenes, and then she doesn't want to continue this topic, and even the interest in punching her a few more times has completely disappeared.

Mori Ogai shut his mouth wisely, got up and limped back into the chair to check whether he was disfigured by the phone screen.

——The madam knows the seriousness very well, people are almost swollen by her, but there is no trace at all on the face, it is not credible to go to the teacher to cry, huh!

Rimbaud sat down across from him, staring at a spot with drooping eyelids on the small round table: "Forget about the special situation this time, let's not make another example, don't lie to me again."

The tone was flat but there was something strange in the voice. Mr. Sen paused his hand and replied after a few seconds: "Perhaps I should choose to remain silent, but I will never lie to you beyond my last resort."

"This will never change."

There was a bit of gentleness and indulgence in his purple eyes, and Rimbaud saw his own small silhouette in it: "I hope you will do what you say!" She blushed, turned and left the study, and closed the study door behind her. Guan Deshan rings.

"It's so cute!" Looking at the almost smashed door frame, Mr. Mori covered his eyes and moaned - he couldn't stand those bright brown eyes staring over.

I really can't help it, please forgive me ma'am, if you stare at me again, it will be hard...

Rimbaud slammed the door and walked out of the study. When he looked up, he saw two little heads upstairs, one orange and one black, hastily retracted into the room. The head of the family shook his head and laughed.She never thought that in the future, she would just want to stay in the lair and would not go anywhere, nor did she think that she would have children, let alone enter into a marriage relationship with someone.

If you directly tell Miss Rimbaud who just turned [-] that she not only raised a son but also married herself casually, the guy who is telling the truth will be cut into pieces and die miserably in the next second.Thinking about it this way, Mr. Sen's intuition for danger is really keen, and this kind of mysterious crisis has also made him pass it. Sure enough, one of the necessary skills to be a leader is to be able to survive? !

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I woke up today and saw that the number of suspected cases has decreased a lot, and it seems that success is in sight.Everyone, be careful... The author posted two new copywriting yesterday. Sister Lin has been obsessing over the whole year to write it, and I will ask for an advance order for the next one.Going back to my hometown to get married is at the back, and then my aunt is not at home. After these three books are arranged, it will probably be the end of summer, and then we will see if there are any new episodes that can be entered.

《林妹妹不干了》文案上的诗是我自己写的，押韵就按照“白海棠诗”用了“13元”，反正……凑和着看吧……毕竟我真不擅长这个。感谢在2020-02-0115:14:22~2020-02-0210:59:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: the big bean is 1 lentil;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Wenyue; 10 bottles of Lanse Yewu Sheng and Symbol; 5 bottles of God's Will; 2 bottles of Jinmu and Yuecheng Maple;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!