The Plow
Chapter 112
Ling Shu felt that he dug a hole unintentionally and buried himself in it.
The remaining half of the duck egg yolk also became tasteless.
He intends to get ahead of others.
"I'm ugly first, I've played the part of my apprentice, I've done my hair too, now it's Lao Yuan's turn. The three of us have a young daughter-in-law, a young husband and an old father-in-law. I pretended to be in front of the surnamed Song." Grandson for a long time, now it's your turn to call me daddy!"
Lao Yuan touched his face: "Brother, it's not that I don't give you face. Do you think my face is pretending to be a woman or a young man? Does anyone believe it? Your thin skin and tender flesh can be painted black no matter how much it is. If you don’t leave those ditches on your face, I’ll only wrong you for a few hours. When we arrive outside Beijing tomorrow, we can part ways, and you can go back to Shanghai. Except me and Lao Yue, who will know that you are pretending to be a woman? What's the matter, don't you think?"
"No, this matter is not negotiable!"
Ling Shu's attitude was very firm. He picked out the egg yolk and put it into his mouth in two or three bites, resolutely not leaving any for Lao Yuan.
"I just said it casually, or you don't need to disguise. Doesn't the train pass through Jinzhou and Shanhaiguan? If you really want to meet someone with the surname Song, can't we just go to the Jinzhou Daoist Hall to seek refuge with the same family?"
Old Yuan: "Of course not! As soon as he came, we left behind and followed the coffin. Doesn't that make it obvious that there is a problem?"
Yue Dingtang also said: "In Fengtian City, the Jin family is a famous family, and they know a lot of people. If someone really investigates carefully, they will definitely find us ugly, unless they pretend to be members of their family."
Lao Yuan: "That's right, as Mr. Jin said, the two Jin family members who came with us this time are loyal and reliable, and they have winks, but they are both old. If we pretend to be their family members, it will be better than five people." It’s not suspicious that the big men come together.”
Ling Shu nodded: "That makes sense, so let's do it this way, either of you will be wronged and pretend to be one of the family members of the Jin family. If you are willing, I will have nothing to say. How about it, is this fair?"
Old Yuan: ...
He slowly shifted his gaze to Yue Dingtang.
As the saying goes, if you die as a fellow Taoist, you will never die as a poor Taoist.
Yue Dingtang didn't seem to have received Lao Yuan's hint.
He watched his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, and drank the last bit of porridge in the bowl.
Yue Dingtang, who changed his clothes, seemed to have forgotten his origin. Mr. Song pinched his nose and did not hide his distaste for the porridge and side dishes, but when he came to him, it was like eating at Yue's house, which was not unusual at all.
Lao Yuan finally couldn't sit still.
He poked Yue Dingtang's arm: "Brother, are you going to be a female relative?"
"sure."
Yue Dingtang's answer was so straightforward that both Ling and Yuan were shocked.
"But you have to find a piece of women's clothing that I can wear, and it must fit well. Is my request reasonable?"
"Reasonable, of course reasonable!"
Lao Yuan slapped his thigh, went directly to the basement, and carried out all the boxes and cages that he kept with the old man at that time.
"It's full of new clothes that the old man asked the tailor to make. There are all kinds of styles. Although it's not as trendy as yours in Shanghai, there are cheongsam skirts, patterned padded jackets, and wigs I got from the theater troupe. Turn around. Wearing a bun around the wig, isn't she a handsome little lady!"
What he said, it sounds like he doesn't have much practical experience. Letting a five-year-old man wear women's clothing, even if his face is painted in colorful colors, when others see it, they will definitely not think that this person is a woman, but turn around and run away.
Yue Dingtang shook his head, casually picked up a cotton-padded jacket that looked too big, took off his outer clothes, and put on the jacket.
The sleeves were cut short, exposing the wrists.
Pick up another Luo skirt and put it on the lower body.
The skirt was also a bit shorter, and the socks on the ankles stood out.
Yue Dingtang spread his hands, the meaning was obvious: It's not that I don't want to cooperate, it's that none of your clothes fit you well.
Old Yuan: ...
Ling Shu had already been lying on the table laughing so hard that he couldn't lift his head.
"Old Yuan, I think, I think you can wear Lao Yue's cotton padded jacket, you just happen to be short."
He laughed so hard that he couldn't even speak.
Lao Yuan became angry from embarrassment: "Put it on, if I wear it, do you dare to wear it!"
"If you want, I can risk my life to accompany the gentleman."
After eating, Ling Shu was lazy and didn't want to move, he didn't sit up, all he lacked was a fluffy tail swaying there, and the sun hanging above his head. Only its front paws curled up in front of its body, as if it was about to yawn and start hibernating in the next moment.
Lao Yuan was provoked by him, and immediately pulled out a short jacket and skirt from the cage.
"I'll show you how to wear it!"
There were all old men present, so he didn't bother to shy away from it, and started undressing directly.
Three times, five divisions, two, take off completely, and put on skirts one by one.
Ling Shu showed surprise, not because Lao Yuan changed his clothes and immediately looked beautiful, but because of the way he wore a skirt and buttoned up——
Very delicate.
"Old Yuan, could it be that there is a beautiful woman living in your heart?"
Old Yuan rolled his eyes.
"You know a hammer. I used to be a part-timer in a theater troupe. Although I have never dressed up as a Huadan Tsingyi, I have never eaten pork and seen pigs running. Isn't this easy to do? I can help you later. You are disguised, the old class leader of the Deqing class taught me a unique skill!"
He put on his dress, pinched his orchid fingers, and winked at Ling Shu.
Ling Shu was shocked, and the sleepy bug disappeared.
In all fairness, the person is still the same person, the face is still the old wrinkled face, and the pair of men's cloth shoes under the skirt make people laugh, but Lao Yuan's attitude is really feminine.
The charm of milfs is also charm.
Ling Shu suddenly understood how this person had not been discovered by the old man's side for several years.
Yuan Er was taciturn and had a gloomy temperament. He could not say a word for ten days and a half months. Such a person was undoubtedly the most reliable confidant of Mr. Guan, who had neither interpersonal communication nor leaked secrets.
But Lao Yuan is completely different from his elder brother. He has a hot temper and can talk a lot every day. I became a dumb person, trying not to speak as much as possible, suppressing all the hot temper under the cold and gloomy.
Boss Guan and the others, none of them noticed that the confidant next to their father had changed.
From this point of view, Lao Yuan is also able to act and endure, but he didn't want to pretend to be in front of his own people before.
"Be safe and don't be impatient, wait for me to put on makeup and wear a wig."
Lao Yuan said, picked up the dowry from the box and put it on the table, and began to daub it in front of the mirror.
Ling Shu looked at the other party as if he was juggling.
After applying some powder on the pen, and pushing it with the fingers, the nasolabial folds that are deeper than before appeared.
Now it is a little black and blue, and it looks like a woman who does housework and children all day long.
Put the wig on and stick it on, and then eliminate the flaws little by little.
A dark scarf is put on around the neck, and the Adam's apple is also covered.
Ling Shu couldn't help getting up and taking a few steps back, and then took a closer look.
Don't say it, absolutely.
He could still recognize Lao Yuan's original face, but the sharp edges and corners had softened, and Lao Yuan didn't speak, so no one would doubt his gender.
This is an ordinary woman who has lived in the Northeast for a long time. She is unattractive, ordinary and low-key, busy with travel and dust, and will not be noticed when she walks on the road.
Not to mention Ling Shu, Yue Dingtang was also a little taken aback.
Their reactions made Lao Yuan extremely satisfied.
"It seems that my skill has not regressed."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he broke his merits, and the quacking duck voice made Ling Shu laugh out loud.
Old Yuan glared at him, cleared his throat, and spoke again holding his voice.
"Okay, I changed it, now it's your turn, brother."
Ling Shu touched his forehead, "I just remembered that the entrance to the secret passage hasn't been cleaned up yet, I'll take a look!"
Old Yuan was quick to grab his arm.
"Why, want to renege on the debt?"
Ling Shu looked at Yue Dingtang.
The latter showed an expression of helplessness, which means that stretching out your head and retracting your head is also a stab, so you just go with it.
Ling Shu: ...
Feng Shui takes turns, it's not that there is no report, the time has not yet come.
Old Yuan hecked twice, determined to get back the anger of being ridiculed just now.
"Come on, try this one."
The cotton cheongsam with purple and red winter jasmine looks brand new, and the stitches are delicate.
"I've checked it visually, and your stature should be just right."
Ling Shu: ...
Old Yuan squinted: "What's the matter, do you want to go back on your word?"
of course.
Ling Shu didn't want to give up struggling easily: "Cheongsam is not good, I just had surgery for my leg injury, and I'm still wrapped in gauze, wearing a cheongsam will definitely expose me."
"That's easy," Lao Yuan lowered his head and rummaged for a while, and found a long cheongsam from the bottom.
The dark blue orchid embroidered cheongsam with low crosses just covered the wound, and it also had the temperament of Xiaojiabiyu.
But Ling Shu is not Xiaojiabiyu, and he doesn't want to be Xiaojiabiyu either.
Ling Shu: "This one won't work, it's a bit expensive, we are the Jin family who are going to help the coffin, so it's not good to wear it like this."
Lao Yuan: "What's wrong, blue is not red, this one is simple enough, we are running out of time, and we have to go down the mountain to join them at Jin's house, don't be silly, it's worse than girls Can delay!"
Yue Dingtang also said: "Lingshu, you have been wronged on this journey first, and when you return to Shanghai, I will ask Uncle Zhou to prepare delicious food for you."
Ling Shu began to sell miserably: "Boss, look at me, I only have a salary of three taels of copper per month. This time, I will come out with you this time. After eating bullets, my life is almost gone, and I still wear women's clothes. You Look, where can I find a subordinate who is worse than me?"
Yue Dingtang: "Salary increase."
Ling Shu: "I'm going back with my injuries, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to work in a while."
Yue Dingtang: "Let me take a long vacation."
Ling Shu: "I really want to eat Uncle Zhou's braised lion head."
Yue Dingtang: "Let him do it for you every day."
Ling Shu: "And..."
Yue Dingtang: "If you can't walk, I'll carry you on my back."
Ling Shu: ...
He was blocked by the other party, and immediately forgot what he was going to say.
"Okay, okay, change clothes quickly!"
Lao Yuan urged impatiently, and already took the initiative to pick up Lingshu's outer clothes.
"I'll go out to watch the wind. You still have four or ten minutes to prepare, so hurry up."
Yue Dingtang glanced down at his pocket watch and strode out the door.
The one surnamed Song was too suspicious, he had to be cautious, went out and walked to a place nearly halfway up the mountain, and then turned back.
He stepped into the yard again, just as the man in the blue cheongsam turned around.
With four eyes facing each other, Yue Dingtang was slightly taken aback.
This is... Ling Shu?
The remaining half of the duck egg yolk also became tasteless.
He intends to get ahead of others.
"I'm ugly first, I've played the part of my apprentice, I've done my hair too, now it's Lao Yuan's turn. The three of us have a young daughter-in-law, a young husband and an old father-in-law. I pretended to be in front of the surnamed Song." Grandson for a long time, now it's your turn to call me daddy!"
Lao Yuan touched his face: "Brother, it's not that I don't give you face. Do you think my face is pretending to be a woman or a young man? Does anyone believe it? Your thin skin and tender flesh can be painted black no matter how much it is. If you don’t leave those ditches on your face, I’ll only wrong you for a few hours. When we arrive outside Beijing tomorrow, we can part ways, and you can go back to Shanghai. Except me and Lao Yue, who will know that you are pretending to be a woman? What's the matter, don't you think?"
"No, this matter is not negotiable!"
Ling Shu's attitude was very firm. He picked out the egg yolk and put it into his mouth in two or three bites, resolutely not leaving any for Lao Yuan.
"I just said it casually, or you don't need to disguise. Doesn't the train pass through Jinzhou and Shanhaiguan? If you really want to meet someone with the surname Song, can't we just go to the Jinzhou Daoist Hall to seek refuge with the same family?"
Old Yuan: "Of course not! As soon as he came, we left behind and followed the coffin. Doesn't that make it obvious that there is a problem?"
Yue Dingtang also said: "In Fengtian City, the Jin family is a famous family, and they know a lot of people. If someone really investigates carefully, they will definitely find us ugly, unless they pretend to be members of their family."
Lao Yuan: "That's right, as Mr. Jin said, the two Jin family members who came with us this time are loyal and reliable, and they have winks, but they are both old. If we pretend to be their family members, it will be better than five people." It’s not suspicious that the big men come together.”
Ling Shu nodded: "That makes sense, so let's do it this way, either of you will be wronged and pretend to be one of the family members of the Jin family. If you are willing, I will have nothing to say. How about it, is this fair?"
Old Yuan: ...
He slowly shifted his gaze to Yue Dingtang.
As the saying goes, if you die as a fellow Taoist, you will never die as a poor Taoist.
Yue Dingtang didn't seem to have received Lao Yuan's hint.
He watched his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, and drank the last bit of porridge in the bowl.
Yue Dingtang, who changed his clothes, seemed to have forgotten his origin. Mr. Song pinched his nose and did not hide his distaste for the porridge and side dishes, but when he came to him, it was like eating at Yue's house, which was not unusual at all.
Lao Yuan finally couldn't sit still.
He poked Yue Dingtang's arm: "Brother, are you going to be a female relative?"
"sure."
Yue Dingtang's answer was so straightforward that both Ling and Yuan were shocked.
"But you have to find a piece of women's clothing that I can wear, and it must fit well. Is my request reasonable?"
"Reasonable, of course reasonable!"
Lao Yuan slapped his thigh, went directly to the basement, and carried out all the boxes and cages that he kept with the old man at that time.
"It's full of new clothes that the old man asked the tailor to make. There are all kinds of styles. Although it's not as trendy as yours in Shanghai, there are cheongsam skirts, patterned padded jackets, and wigs I got from the theater troupe. Turn around. Wearing a bun around the wig, isn't she a handsome little lady!"
What he said, it sounds like he doesn't have much practical experience. Letting a five-year-old man wear women's clothing, even if his face is painted in colorful colors, when others see it, they will definitely not think that this person is a woman, but turn around and run away.
Yue Dingtang shook his head, casually picked up a cotton-padded jacket that looked too big, took off his outer clothes, and put on the jacket.
The sleeves were cut short, exposing the wrists.
Pick up another Luo skirt and put it on the lower body.
The skirt was also a bit shorter, and the socks on the ankles stood out.
Yue Dingtang spread his hands, the meaning was obvious: It's not that I don't want to cooperate, it's that none of your clothes fit you well.
Old Yuan: ...
Ling Shu had already been lying on the table laughing so hard that he couldn't lift his head.
"Old Yuan, I think, I think you can wear Lao Yue's cotton padded jacket, you just happen to be short."
He laughed so hard that he couldn't even speak.
Lao Yuan became angry from embarrassment: "Put it on, if I wear it, do you dare to wear it!"
"If you want, I can risk my life to accompany the gentleman."
After eating, Ling Shu was lazy and didn't want to move, he didn't sit up, all he lacked was a fluffy tail swaying there, and the sun hanging above his head. Only its front paws curled up in front of its body, as if it was about to yawn and start hibernating in the next moment.
Lao Yuan was provoked by him, and immediately pulled out a short jacket and skirt from the cage.
"I'll show you how to wear it!"
There were all old men present, so he didn't bother to shy away from it, and started undressing directly.
Three times, five divisions, two, take off completely, and put on skirts one by one.
Ling Shu showed surprise, not because Lao Yuan changed his clothes and immediately looked beautiful, but because of the way he wore a skirt and buttoned up——
Very delicate.
"Old Yuan, could it be that there is a beautiful woman living in your heart?"
Old Yuan rolled his eyes.
"You know a hammer. I used to be a part-timer in a theater troupe. Although I have never dressed up as a Huadan Tsingyi, I have never eaten pork and seen pigs running. Isn't this easy to do? I can help you later. You are disguised, the old class leader of the Deqing class taught me a unique skill!"
He put on his dress, pinched his orchid fingers, and winked at Ling Shu.
Ling Shu was shocked, and the sleepy bug disappeared.
In all fairness, the person is still the same person, the face is still the old wrinkled face, and the pair of men's cloth shoes under the skirt make people laugh, but Lao Yuan's attitude is really feminine.
The charm of milfs is also charm.
Ling Shu suddenly understood how this person had not been discovered by the old man's side for several years.
Yuan Er was taciturn and had a gloomy temperament. He could not say a word for ten days and a half months. Such a person was undoubtedly the most reliable confidant of Mr. Guan, who had neither interpersonal communication nor leaked secrets.
But Lao Yuan is completely different from his elder brother. He has a hot temper and can talk a lot every day. I became a dumb person, trying not to speak as much as possible, suppressing all the hot temper under the cold and gloomy.
Boss Guan and the others, none of them noticed that the confidant next to their father had changed.
From this point of view, Lao Yuan is also able to act and endure, but he didn't want to pretend to be in front of his own people before.
"Be safe and don't be impatient, wait for me to put on makeup and wear a wig."
Lao Yuan said, picked up the dowry from the box and put it on the table, and began to daub it in front of the mirror.
Ling Shu looked at the other party as if he was juggling.
After applying some powder on the pen, and pushing it with the fingers, the nasolabial folds that are deeper than before appeared.
Now it is a little black and blue, and it looks like a woman who does housework and children all day long.
Put the wig on and stick it on, and then eliminate the flaws little by little.
A dark scarf is put on around the neck, and the Adam's apple is also covered.
Ling Shu couldn't help getting up and taking a few steps back, and then took a closer look.
Don't say it, absolutely.
He could still recognize Lao Yuan's original face, but the sharp edges and corners had softened, and Lao Yuan didn't speak, so no one would doubt his gender.
This is an ordinary woman who has lived in the Northeast for a long time. She is unattractive, ordinary and low-key, busy with travel and dust, and will not be noticed when she walks on the road.
Not to mention Ling Shu, Yue Dingtang was also a little taken aback.
Their reactions made Lao Yuan extremely satisfied.
"It seems that my skill has not regressed."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he broke his merits, and the quacking duck voice made Ling Shu laugh out loud.
Old Yuan glared at him, cleared his throat, and spoke again holding his voice.
"Okay, I changed it, now it's your turn, brother."
Ling Shu touched his forehead, "I just remembered that the entrance to the secret passage hasn't been cleaned up yet, I'll take a look!"
Old Yuan was quick to grab his arm.
"Why, want to renege on the debt?"
Ling Shu looked at Yue Dingtang.
The latter showed an expression of helplessness, which means that stretching out your head and retracting your head is also a stab, so you just go with it.
Ling Shu: ...
Feng Shui takes turns, it's not that there is no report, the time has not yet come.
Old Yuan hecked twice, determined to get back the anger of being ridiculed just now.
"Come on, try this one."
The cotton cheongsam with purple and red winter jasmine looks brand new, and the stitches are delicate.
"I've checked it visually, and your stature should be just right."
Ling Shu: ...
Old Yuan squinted: "What's the matter, do you want to go back on your word?"
of course.
Ling Shu didn't want to give up struggling easily: "Cheongsam is not good, I just had surgery for my leg injury, and I'm still wrapped in gauze, wearing a cheongsam will definitely expose me."
"That's easy," Lao Yuan lowered his head and rummaged for a while, and found a long cheongsam from the bottom.
The dark blue orchid embroidered cheongsam with low crosses just covered the wound, and it also had the temperament of Xiaojiabiyu.
But Ling Shu is not Xiaojiabiyu, and he doesn't want to be Xiaojiabiyu either.
Ling Shu: "This one won't work, it's a bit expensive, we are the Jin family who are going to help the coffin, so it's not good to wear it like this."
Lao Yuan: "What's wrong, blue is not red, this one is simple enough, we are running out of time, and we have to go down the mountain to join them at Jin's house, don't be silly, it's worse than girls Can delay!"
Yue Dingtang also said: "Lingshu, you have been wronged on this journey first, and when you return to Shanghai, I will ask Uncle Zhou to prepare delicious food for you."
Ling Shu began to sell miserably: "Boss, look at me, I only have a salary of three taels of copper per month. This time, I will come out with you this time. After eating bullets, my life is almost gone, and I still wear women's clothes. You Look, where can I find a subordinate who is worse than me?"
Yue Dingtang: "Salary increase."
Ling Shu: "I'm going back with my injuries, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to work in a while."
Yue Dingtang: "Let me take a long vacation."
Ling Shu: "I really want to eat Uncle Zhou's braised lion head."
Yue Dingtang: "Let him do it for you every day."
Ling Shu: "And..."
Yue Dingtang: "If you can't walk, I'll carry you on my back."
Ling Shu: ...
He was blocked by the other party, and immediately forgot what he was going to say.
"Okay, okay, change clothes quickly!"
Lao Yuan urged impatiently, and already took the initiative to pick up Lingshu's outer clothes.
"I'll go out to watch the wind. You still have four or ten minutes to prepare, so hurry up."
Yue Dingtang glanced down at his pocket watch and strode out the door.
The one surnamed Song was too suspicious, he had to be cautious, went out and walked to a place nearly halfway up the mountain, and then turned back.
He stepped into the yard again, just as the man in the blue cheongsam turned around.
With four eyes facing each other, Yue Dingtang was slightly taken aback.
This is... Ling Shu?
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