Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]
Chapter 71 The God of Cookery Conquers the Realm of Comprehension
Flying is prohibited in Beijing.
The flying boat stopped in the outskirts, and the eldest grandson of the emperor limped off the boat, his anus was hot and painful, his stomach told him that he could no longer eat chili, but his body told him that he was okay!
Ever since he insisted on taking a spoonful of chili oil every two quarters of an hour, Huang Changsun felt that he was full of vitality and energy.
The can of chili oil had already bottomed out, and he spent all his small coffers, and bought another six or seven cans from the third grandpa, planning to store it up and eat it later when he was older.
"The whole thing happened like this, Grandpa Huang, don't guess that I played some special poses with others, that's why I walk so strangely." The eldest grandson of the emperor wanted to cry but had no tears.
God knows, he just showed his face in front of people and was seen walking in a strange posture. Without a cup of tea, rumors about him were flying all over the sky.
It was definitely done by those bastards who were fighting with him for the throne.
The emperor smiled and began to cough.The eldest grandson of the emperor patted his back skillfully.
"Cough, cough, old man, old man." The emperor waved his hand, "You go out first, I will talk to your third grandfather. You go to cultivate your relationship with your fiancée, and while my old bone is still alive, I will wait a while. Time for you to prepare for your marriage."
The emperor's eldest grandson's smile faltered, "Yes, Grandpa Huang."
After he retreated, Jiang Xingxiu unceremoniously sat next to the emperor, picked up the apple on the fruit plate and took a bite: "Not bad, it's crispy and sweet, it can be made into crispy apples—your eldest grandson is about to get married?"
The emperor glared at King Guanglu, knowing that he was old and had bad teeth, and hooked him with fried food that he couldn't touch now.
"It's the second child's granddaughter, the only blood he has left in this world."
Jiang Xingxiu paused for a moment while chewing the pulp: "Second..."
There are three grandpas, and naturally there are two grandpas.However, the second grandfather was burnt to ashes by Liuding Shenhuo in the process of their conquering the world, and the third grandfather couldn't bring him back to life.
The second grandfather left behind a daughter. At that time, Jiang Xingxiu and the emperor spoiled her because they felt that they had treated her badly.Give what you want, after the world is settled, she will be named the eldest princess and enjoy the glory and wealth.
"You left early and didn't leave any communication tools behind, so I can't tell you that the child left the second year after you left, and after four or five years, her daughter came over with her token , saying that she has gone."
The emperor sighed, and the acquaintances passed away one by one, and now only he and Jiang Xingxiu were left.
"Then why did you think of asking her to be engaged to your eldest grandson?" Jiang Xingxiu remembered that this person was not very keen on arranged marriages.
The emperor peeled an orange by himself - counting on Jiang Xingxiu, he will never be able to count on him in this life.
"The child was born a bit rough, with a big birthmark on his face..." The emperor just put the slice of orange into his mouth, when he suddenly remembered that the second child likes to eat oranges stuffed with crabs, the sweet and sour oranges, It suddenly became tasteless.
He peeled the orange and put it in Jiang Xinxiu's hands one by one, "Appearance is not the point, she is the princess, and no one can mock her with this. It's just that she can't cultivate by nature. It's fine when I'm here. I'm gone, I'm afraid she will be bullied."
"My eldest grandson has a gentle and polite temperament, and is a good match. I thought, when I leave, I can feel at ease with my eldest grandson protecting her."
Thinking of the character displayed by the emperor's grandson, Jiang Xingxiu couldn't say that he was gentle and polite in spite of his conscience - probably he was just gentle and polite in front of his old friend.
But... how weak is the second granddaughter's character, that she will be thought that she can't protect herself and can only rely on others?
The emperor glanced at him, helplessly: "I forgot to say, the little girl is not weak, her mind is not very good, she is..." The emperor cast a "you understand" look.
Oh fool.
"Have you found someone to treat it?"
"I went to the witch of the North Sea, Tianmao of Lanke Mountain, and the Emperor of the Sun and Emperor of the Moon in Sanhuangjing, but they couldn't be cured. They said that her three souls and seven souls were missing. Unless the lost soul can be found, there is no cure for it. "
There is no medicine for medicine and stone, and it is not that "medicine and food" have no medicine.Jiang Xingxiu planned to visit his grandniece.
——As for the matter of the baby's kiss, his sworn brother really did not behave properly. He never thought that the resistance of the man would lead to misfortune for the grandniece's life.
In the end, the niece has to stand up by herself.
Jiang Xingxiu kept the eldest baby by the emperor's side to accompany him to relieve boredom.
The carriage drove steadily towards the princess mansion of the grand niece, but was told that the grand niece and her friends had gone out.
What kind of friends can a fool... have?
Jiang Xingxiu had a bad feeling.
It's not that a fool doesn't have friends, but most of that is due to the emotional foundation laid before he was not stupid.Ordinary people make friends, don't they just try to chat, play, and relieve boredom?The idiot couldn't respond.
I'm afraid it's just for fun.A fool wouldn't sue, the emperor had everything going on every day, no matter how much he wanted to care about her, he couldn't care about every aspect of her.In this case, there will always be people who can't restrain themselves.
Jiang Xingxiu never underestimates people's inferiority.
He leaned against the cushion of the carriage, closed his eyes, and a huge spiritual thought surged out.The eyes of the statue of the Suzaku mythical beast guarding the city lit up, but under the pressure of this divine thought, it darkened and gradually went out.
—Sorry, I'll just find someone.
Jiang Xingxiu threw a very casual reassurance to Suzaku, and continued to explore the capital.
A trace of Suzaku's soul in the statue: QAQ Why do people from the upper world come down?Heaven doesn't care!
On the way Jiang Xingxiu's carriage passed by, there was a five-story restaurant, which was specially built by practitioners. It was the tallest building in the capital, and it was named "Zhaixing Building".
The little princess was dragged by her "friend" and walked up to the second floor of the restaurant where people were coming and going, trembling with fear.His eyes were foggy, as if he was in a nightmare.
She was supposed to be wearing the mask carefully prepared by the emperor for her—for some reason, her birthmark could not be removed with pills.However, the "friend" forcibly took off her mask, leaving her in the midst of criticism from everyone.
Thinking that this is the only surviving descendant of sworn brothers, Jiang Xingxiu's face suddenly turned ugly.
"Go to the Star Picking Tower."
The coachman turned the carriage and horses and turned to the Zhaixing Building.
"It's so ugly."
"Why is it so ugly, it scares me to eat, can she afford my appetite!"
"Ugly! Get out of here!"
Maliciousness surged in, even though her mind was muddled and she didn't quite understand what they meant, the little girl also subconsciously hunched over, lowering her head and not daring to look around.
"Friend" came close to her ear, suppressing his voice: "Apologize quickly, say you are ugly, ugly to everyone, I am really sorry."
The little girl moved her lips: "Apologize...?"
"Yes, I have to apologize, such a good boy."
The little girl lowered her head: "Yes... yes... no..."
On the second floor by the window, the eldest grandson of the emperor drank the heat-clearing and detoxifying Poria cream, and seemed to turn a deaf ear to the farce over there.
Poria Frost is cold, but even colder than Poria Frost is the blood of the eldest grandson of the emperor.
His brother smiled and asked him: "Isn't that your fiancée, brother? It's very pitiful, why don't you help her?"
The eldest grandson of the emperor didn't even glance over there, but turned away in disgust: "It won't be soon."
The brother said "Oh?" with great interest: "You want to divorce?"
"Hmm." Not only did he retreat, but he also retreated without reproach, so that no one could think that he was a fool because he disliked him.
The little girl still doesn't know that her fiancé is thinking about how to make her go wrong so as to reject the marriage, and she is still being induced to "apologize" in a daze.
"I... am... ugly... eight..."
A hand rests on her shoulder.
Jiang Xingxiu looked at the little girl's so-called "friend" coldly: "Your family didn't teach you what education is?"
"Friend" showed a look of surprise: "Who are you?"
She has seen all the famous sons in the capital, but there is no such person in them.He didn't even show up at the banquet.
"Friend" is not stupid, who knows if the other party is a monk who sees injustice, he despises and looks down on him when he comes up, it's because he has a problem with his brain that he makes such an enemy.
She bowed slightly, "Why does the master accuse the little girl so much, but the little girl has done something wrong?"
Jiang Xingxiu glanced at her, and the hands hidden in her sleeves took away her sense of taste.
Turning his head, he asked his niece gently, "Are you okay?"
The little girl backed away shyly, without speaking.
Jiang Xingxiu comforted him patiently: "Don't be afraid, I am your grandfather's younger brother, you can call me Third Grandpa, I am your relative."
The little girl shook her body, but did not back away.
She can understand "loved ones".
The word seemed to have a different meaning to her.
The little girl raised her head, her face covered with tears.
That's right, even if you can't understand those people's bad words, this kind of atmosphere is enough to scare a 13-year-old child.
Jiang Xingxiu took out a beautiful butterfly mask from the Qiankun bag and fastened it on for her to block those malicious eyes.The little girl's tensed shoulders slowly relaxed.
"Don't be afraid. Would you like to learn how to cook with me?"
What a baby, quit :) Learn to cook with him, the people depend on food, so there is a lot of future.
The little girl doesn't know what it means to have a future, so she understands "follow him". Does it mean to follow him?
She is willing.
Tender little hands gently pulled Jiang Xingxiu's cuffs.
"Good boy, you will be the second child in the future!" Jiang Xingxiu remembered that the emperor hadn't told him the name of their grandniece, but it didn't matter, he could give her a nickname.
It's only natural for elders to give nicknames to juniors!
"Friend" looked at Jiang Xingxiu suspiciously.
cooking?It doesn't sound like a monk at all.
She gestured to her follower with the corner of her eye, asking him to help her out of the thunder.
The attendant came up without hesitation: "Hey, over there, you are really rude. Our lady is Lin Jindan's legitimate daughter, and she treats you with humility, but you don't even pay back the courtesy, and even beat you up, so shameless!"
There was an uproar in the restaurant.
Lin Jindan was one of the three Jindan priests in the Xuanruo Dynasty, and he never expected to eat melons about his daughter-in-law today.
"Friend" lowered her eyelashes, looking gentle and virtuous, "Hongye, don't talk nonsense, this young master is nervous about Princess Yanwan, and he can't care about paying back the courtesy..." She hesitated to speak, which aroused the infinite reverie of the people around her.
Most people just look at faces, they don't think that what a "friend" does will push a little girl into the abyss, they just think that the other party is "an ugly person who makes more troubles", and there is nothing to comfort them.
"Return the courtesy." Thanks to his good skin, when Jiang Xingxiu smiled, he always looked gentle, with smiles at the corners of his eyes, warmer than Meiyu.
"Friend" couldn't help but blush, thinking maybe he didn't do it on purpose, it's just that the road was unfair.
"Let me return the courtesy, but my life will be shortened." The man was still smiling, but what he said made the "friend" turn pale.
However, Jiang Xingxiu was not insulting her, he was just telling a fact.To make a disgruntled god salute—even if it is returned, is enough to shorten one's life.
It's a pity that no one thinks he is "kind".
Too embarrassing.
It was blatantly saying that she was not worthy of his salute.
Immediately afterwards, the "friend" was so angry that his face turned red.
"It's crazy." The emperor's eldest grandson's younger brother said softly, "That's Lin Jindan's beloved daughter."
The grandson of the emperor drank the last sip of Fulingshuang, "He is right." Standing up to support Jiang Xingxiu.
So what about Lin Jindan's daughter, his imperial grandfather is a monk Yuanying, and she is not qualified to let the brother of monk Yuanying, King Guanglu of the Xuanruo Dynasty, salute.
But at this moment, the horse's hooves sounded hastily, and when the knight jumped off his horse and rushed upstairs, two waves of heat were stirred up.
"His Royal Highness Guanglu, please return to the palace as soon as possible, Your Majesty, you have passed out!"
The flying boat stopped in the outskirts, and the eldest grandson of the emperor limped off the boat, his anus was hot and painful, his stomach told him that he could no longer eat chili, but his body told him that he was okay!
Ever since he insisted on taking a spoonful of chili oil every two quarters of an hour, Huang Changsun felt that he was full of vitality and energy.
The can of chili oil had already bottomed out, and he spent all his small coffers, and bought another six or seven cans from the third grandpa, planning to store it up and eat it later when he was older.
"The whole thing happened like this, Grandpa Huang, don't guess that I played some special poses with others, that's why I walk so strangely." The eldest grandson of the emperor wanted to cry but had no tears.
God knows, he just showed his face in front of people and was seen walking in a strange posture. Without a cup of tea, rumors about him were flying all over the sky.
It was definitely done by those bastards who were fighting with him for the throne.
The emperor smiled and began to cough.The eldest grandson of the emperor patted his back skillfully.
"Cough, cough, old man, old man." The emperor waved his hand, "You go out first, I will talk to your third grandfather. You go to cultivate your relationship with your fiancée, and while my old bone is still alive, I will wait a while. Time for you to prepare for your marriage."
The emperor's eldest grandson's smile faltered, "Yes, Grandpa Huang."
After he retreated, Jiang Xingxiu unceremoniously sat next to the emperor, picked up the apple on the fruit plate and took a bite: "Not bad, it's crispy and sweet, it can be made into crispy apples—your eldest grandson is about to get married?"
The emperor glared at King Guanglu, knowing that he was old and had bad teeth, and hooked him with fried food that he couldn't touch now.
"It's the second child's granddaughter, the only blood he has left in this world."
Jiang Xingxiu paused for a moment while chewing the pulp: "Second..."
There are three grandpas, and naturally there are two grandpas.However, the second grandfather was burnt to ashes by Liuding Shenhuo in the process of their conquering the world, and the third grandfather couldn't bring him back to life.
The second grandfather left behind a daughter. At that time, Jiang Xingxiu and the emperor spoiled her because they felt that they had treated her badly.Give what you want, after the world is settled, she will be named the eldest princess and enjoy the glory and wealth.
"You left early and didn't leave any communication tools behind, so I can't tell you that the child left the second year after you left, and after four or five years, her daughter came over with her token , saying that she has gone."
The emperor sighed, and the acquaintances passed away one by one, and now only he and Jiang Xingxiu were left.
"Then why did you think of asking her to be engaged to your eldest grandson?" Jiang Xingxiu remembered that this person was not very keen on arranged marriages.
The emperor peeled an orange by himself - counting on Jiang Xingxiu, he will never be able to count on him in this life.
"The child was born a bit rough, with a big birthmark on his face..." The emperor just put the slice of orange into his mouth, when he suddenly remembered that the second child likes to eat oranges stuffed with crabs, the sweet and sour oranges, It suddenly became tasteless.
He peeled the orange and put it in Jiang Xinxiu's hands one by one, "Appearance is not the point, she is the princess, and no one can mock her with this. It's just that she can't cultivate by nature. It's fine when I'm here. I'm gone, I'm afraid she will be bullied."
"My eldest grandson has a gentle and polite temperament, and is a good match. I thought, when I leave, I can feel at ease with my eldest grandson protecting her."
Thinking of the character displayed by the emperor's grandson, Jiang Xingxiu couldn't say that he was gentle and polite in spite of his conscience - probably he was just gentle and polite in front of his old friend.
But... how weak is the second granddaughter's character, that she will be thought that she can't protect herself and can only rely on others?
The emperor glanced at him, helplessly: "I forgot to say, the little girl is not weak, her mind is not very good, she is..." The emperor cast a "you understand" look.
Oh fool.
"Have you found someone to treat it?"
"I went to the witch of the North Sea, Tianmao of Lanke Mountain, and the Emperor of the Sun and Emperor of the Moon in Sanhuangjing, but they couldn't be cured. They said that her three souls and seven souls were missing. Unless the lost soul can be found, there is no cure for it. "
There is no medicine for medicine and stone, and it is not that "medicine and food" have no medicine.Jiang Xingxiu planned to visit his grandniece.
——As for the matter of the baby's kiss, his sworn brother really did not behave properly. He never thought that the resistance of the man would lead to misfortune for the grandniece's life.
In the end, the niece has to stand up by herself.
Jiang Xingxiu kept the eldest baby by the emperor's side to accompany him to relieve boredom.
The carriage drove steadily towards the princess mansion of the grand niece, but was told that the grand niece and her friends had gone out.
What kind of friends can a fool... have?
Jiang Xingxiu had a bad feeling.
It's not that a fool doesn't have friends, but most of that is due to the emotional foundation laid before he was not stupid.Ordinary people make friends, don't they just try to chat, play, and relieve boredom?The idiot couldn't respond.
I'm afraid it's just for fun.A fool wouldn't sue, the emperor had everything going on every day, no matter how much he wanted to care about her, he couldn't care about every aspect of her.In this case, there will always be people who can't restrain themselves.
Jiang Xingxiu never underestimates people's inferiority.
He leaned against the cushion of the carriage, closed his eyes, and a huge spiritual thought surged out.The eyes of the statue of the Suzaku mythical beast guarding the city lit up, but under the pressure of this divine thought, it darkened and gradually went out.
—Sorry, I'll just find someone.
Jiang Xingxiu threw a very casual reassurance to Suzaku, and continued to explore the capital.
A trace of Suzaku's soul in the statue: QAQ Why do people from the upper world come down?Heaven doesn't care!
On the way Jiang Xingxiu's carriage passed by, there was a five-story restaurant, which was specially built by practitioners. It was the tallest building in the capital, and it was named "Zhaixing Building".
The little princess was dragged by her "friend" and walked up to the second floor of the restaurant where people were coming and going, trembling with fear.His eyes were foggy, as if he was in a nightmare.
She was supposed to be wearing the mask carefully prepared by the emperor for her—for some reason, her birthmark could not be removed with pills.However, the "friend" forcibly took off her mask, leaving her in the midst of criticism from everyone.
Thinking that this is the only surviving descendant of sworn brothers, Jiang Xingxiu's face suddenly turned ugly.
"Go to the Star Picking Tower."
The coachman turned the carriage and horses and turned to the Zhaixing Building.
"It's so ugly."
"Why is it so ugly, it scares me to eat, can she afford my appetite!"
"Ugly! Get out of here!"
Maliciousness surged in, even though her mind was muddled and she didn't quite understand what they meant, the little girl also subconsciously hunched over, lowering her head and not daring to look around.
"Friend" came close to her ear, suppressing his voice: "Apologize quickly, say you are ugly, ugly to everyone, I am really sorry."
The little girl moved her lips: "Apologize...?"
"Yes, I have to apologize, such a good boy."
The little girl lowered her head: "Yes... yes... no..."
On the second floor by the window, the eldest grandson of the emperor drank the heat-clearing and detoxifying Poria cream, and seemed to turn a deaf ear to the farce over there.
Poria Frost is cold, but even colder than Poria Frost is the blood of the eldest grandson of the emperor.
His brother smiled and asked him: "Isn't that your fiancée, brother? It's very pitiful, why don't you help her?"
The eldest grandson of the emperor didn't even glance over there, but turned away in disgust: "It won't be soon."
The brother said "Oh?" with great interest: "You want to divorce?"
"Hmm." Not only did he retreat, but he also retreated without reproach, so that no one could think that he was a fool because he disliked him.
The little girl still doesn't know that her fiancé is thinking about how to make her go wrong so as to reject the marriage, and she is still being induced to "apologize" in a daze.
"I... am... ugly... eight..."
A hand rests on her shoulder.
Jiang Xingxiu looked at the little girl's so-called "friend" coldly: "Your family didn't teach you what education is?"
"Friend" showed a look of surprise: "Who are you?"
She has seen all the famous sons in the capital, but there is no such person in them.He didn't even show up at the banquet.
"Friend" is not stupid, who knows if the other party is a monk who sees injustice, he despises and looks down on him when he comes up, it's because he has a problem with his brain that he makes such an enemy.
She bowed slightly, "Why does the master accuse the little girl so much, but the little girl has done something wrong?"
Jiang Xingxiu glanced at her, and the hands hidden in her sleeves took away her sense of taste.
Turning his head, he asked his niece gently, "Are you okay?"
The little girl backed away shyly, without speaking.
Jiang Xingxiu comforted him patiently: "Don't be afraid, I am your grandfather's younger brother, you can call me Third Grandpa, I am your relative."
The little girl shook her body, but did not back away.
She can understand "loved ones".
The word seemed to have a different meaning to her.
The little girl raised her head, her face covered with tears.
That's right, even if you can't understand those people's bad words, this kind of atmosphere is enough to scare a 13-year-old child.
Jiang Xingxiu took out a beautiful butterfly mask from the Qiankun bag and fastened it on for her to block those malicious eyes.The little girl's tensed shoulders slowly relaxed.
"Don't be afraid. Would you like to learn how to cook with me?"
What a baby, quit :) Learn to cook with him, the people depend on food, so there is a lot of future.
The little girl doesn't know what it means to have a future, so she understands "follow him". Does it mean to follow him?
She is willing.
Tender little hands gently pulled Jiang Xingxiu's cuffs.
"Good boy, you will be the second child in the future!" Jiang Xingxiu remembered that the emperor hadn't told him the name of their grandniece, but it didn't matter, he could give her a nickname.
It's only natural for elders to give nicknames to juniors!
"Friend" looked at Jiang Xingxiu suspiciously.
cooking?It doesn't sound like a monk at all.
She gestured to her follower with the corner of her eye, asking him to help her out of the thunder.
The attendant came up without hesitation: "Hey, over there, you are really rude. Our lady is Lin Jindan's legitimate daughter, and she treats you with humility, but you don't even pay back the courtesy, and even beat you up, so shameless!"
There was an uproar in the restaurant.
Lin Jindan was one of the three Jindan priests in the Xuanruo Dynasty, and he never expected to eat melons about his daughter-in-law today.
"Friend" lowered her eyelashes, looking gentle and virtuous, "Hongye, don't talk nonsense, this young master is nervous about Princess Yanwan, and he can't care about paying back the courtesy..." She hesitated to speak, which aroused the infinite reverie of the people around her.
Most people just look at faces, they don't think that what a "friend" does will push a little girl into the abyss, they just think that the other party is "an ugly person who makes more troubles", and there is nothing to comfort them.
"Return the courtesy." Thanks to his good skin, when Jiang Xingxiu smiled, he always looked gentle, with smiles at the corners of his eyes, warmer than Meiyu.
"Friend" couldn't help but blush, thinking maybe he didn't do it on purpose, it's just that the road was unfair.
"Let me return the courtesy, but my life will be shortened." The man was still smiling, but what he said made the "friend" turn pale.
However, Jiang Xingxiu was not insulting her, he was just telling a fact.To make a disgruntled god salute—even if it is returned, is enough to shorten one's life.
It's a pity that no one thinks he is "kind".
Too embarrassing.
It was blatantly saying that she was not worthy of his salute.
Immediately afterwards, the "friend" was so angry that his face turned red.
"It's crazy." The emperor's eldest grandson's younger brother said softly, "That's Lin Jindan's beloved daughter."
The grandson of the emperor drank the last sip of Fulingshuang, "He is right." Standing up to support Jiang Xingxiu.
So what about Lin Jindan's daughter, his imperial grandfather is a monk Yuanying, and she is not qualified to let the brother of monk Yuanying, King Guanglu of the Xuanruo Dynasty, salute.
But at this moment, the horse's hooves sounded hastily, and when the knight jumped off his horse and rushed upstairs, two waves of heat were stirred up.
"His Royal Highness Guanglu, please return to the palace as soon as possible, Your Majesty, you have passed out!"
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