Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

"Come here!" Shouted by Mr. Jiang Ba, the dwarf tarsiers jumped down from the tree one by one, and leaped in his direction.

Jiang Xingxiu stood on the ground, and behind him was the helicopter that had already landed. For fear of scaring the pygmy tarsier, everyone else stayed in the helicopter.

Dwarf tarsier No. [-] ran the fastest, and No. [-] stared at its back, then stretched out its hand and pushed it down, "hiss hiss—" let out a happy shriek, jumped over, and the companion moved forward run.

Number three nimbly hugged the vine, passed number two, and seized the number one position.

The other pygmy tarsiers were immediately inspired, you push me and you push you, which fully demonstrates what it means to "I don't need to run very fast, I just need to run faster than my companions".

Seeing that a stampede was about to happen, Jiang Xingxiu hurriedly ordered them to stand in line and not to push.

"I like to be obedient." After Mr. Jiang Ba said so, the expressions of the dwarf tarsiers all tensed up, but they obediently retracted their feet that were tripping other monkeys, and retracted their hands that pressed the faces of other monkeys. A queue.

Jiang Xingxiu sighed with emotion: "The rich old man really said one thing, let his partner go east, but his partner dare not go west."

In my mind, the system was laughing: [Not overbearing enough, is he still a wealthy old man?] ]

Jiang Xingxiu sighed: "It's just too troublesome. I have to say something like this every time. Others look at me like a pervert."

[Just be lucky, it's better than you have to press the corner and kiss in the corner if you got the script of the male lead on campus. ]

Jiang Xingxiu was decisive: "I think the rich old man is really nice!"

It's okay to love small animals. At most, I like furry. If my relatives, they will really think that he is a pervert!

After the cuties lined up obediently, people in Indonesia began to record their number and physical condition.Even if it was uncomfortable, under Jiang Xingxiu's comfort, he was not afraid from the beginning to the end.

The people in Indonesia looked like they were joking, but in fact they asked sincerely: "Does Dr. Jiang want to immigrate for the second time? Indonesia is a country of thousands of islands, especially Bali, where the sun, the beach, and the coconut grove are very suitable for travel and living. .”

Jiang Xingxiu refused with a smile, and the people who followed him seemed to be joking with Indonesia: "Hey, hey, we're going to get a knife! Robbing people is immoral, and it doesn't have any grace, but it will be treated by the elegant gentlemen we grew up in Italy. Oh disgusting."

Gentleman Jiang blinked, indicating that they were right.

Both parties smiled, as if they were really just joking and adjusting the atmosphere.

晚饭后，在河边散步的姜星秀听到随行来的警卫员问他：“姜医生要不要去旅游？他们建立自然保护区还需要调查不少东西，我们这边已经完工了。首长说，姜医生可以选择在印尼再停留一段时间，去好好玩一玩。”

Jiang Xingxiu thought of the previously mentioned Bali Island, "Okay, let's go to Paris Island to see the sunshine, beach, and coconut groves over there."

Behind the fence two meters away from him, a small black figure pricked up his ears, "Hiss?"

"Where's Dr. Jiang?" The next day, Indonesian scientists discovered that it was noon, and they still hadn't seen anyone.

The staff told them: "Dr. Jiang said that his work has been done, and the rest is left to us. He is now traveling to Bali with other Chinese people and will return to China in two days."

The scientist understood, smiled and walked to the radio device, "It seems that Huaxia really protects him like a baby, lest we rob him—let me see if our little darling is alive... Hey, why? Still not moving?"

Another scientist glanced at the dots on the screen, representing the pygmy tarsiers, and said, "Probably sleeping."

Another scientist frowned: "I don't think it's right. They can't all be sleeping. I'll go and see if something happened."

With the help of Jiang Xingxiu, they put a radio tracking collar on the pygmy tarsier before releasing it alive.Following the guidance of the radio, they walked deep and shallow in the woods, and then found that the collars were all hung on a tree, and they didn't know how the pygmy tarsiers took off the collars.

Scientist: "This..." Asked colleagues: "Should we call Dr. Jiang back?"

If you call it back, you must call it back, but you must first figure out how the pygmy tarsier took off the collar.Otherwise, would Jiang Xingxiu be called back once he picked it in the future?

Before we can figure out how it was picked, let's figure out where the pygmy tarsier went.

In order to enjoy the natural scenery, Jiang Xingxiu's team traveled in a pickup truck. There happened to be a surveillance camera on that road, which recorded everything.

What Indonesia prepared for the Huaxia team was an off-road F40, a pickup truck with a single-row cockpit and a cargo compartment at the back.

Of course, a single pickup truck cannot hold the entire team, so they drove away with a total of three pickup trucks.

While the Huaxia team was packing and chatting, little monkeys touched the cargo hold while they were not paying attention.The car drove away, and the pygmy tarsier followed them.

He was sitting in the off-road F40 that Jiang Xingxiu was in.

The Indonesian scientist clutched his heart and gasped for breath: "I...I...I..."

The staff quickly patted him on the back: "Are you okay! Are you okay!"

After the scientist gasped...

"Where is my knife!!!"

What doctor, today he asked him to go to the morgue on the second floor!

They asked him to help through the exchange of government benefits, not to let him abduct their country's protected animals!

Jiang Xingxiu thought so too.

So when he got out of the car, he was stunned to see clever little monkeys in the cargo hold who could use tarpaulins to block the wind.

Pygmy tarsier: "Hiss~(≧▽≦)/~"

One or two jumped on Jiang Xingxiu's body and held on to his clothes. In a blink of an eye, the guard suspected that he had been replaced with a Christmas tree in front of him—the kind specially designed to hang monkeys.

The little monkeys were very happy, and they didn't let go of their clothes, but Jiang Xingxiu knew it was not good.

"Are you really going to make trouble for me?"

Jiang Xingxiu held several in his arms, squatted on his shoulders, and lay on his head, and told the guards: "Please call the number over there for me, and tell them that the pygmy tarsier came out with our car." Yes, I will send it back later."

Pygmy tarsier: "Hiss!!!" screamed so loudly that even the guards could see that they were in a bad mood.

"They...don't want to leave?"

"I don't have to leave if I don't want to. The harm of species invasion is huge, and I can't take them away." At this moment, Mr. Jiang Ba gave full play to the essence of the wealthy old man and scumbag, and ordered them ruthlessly: "Did you hear that, you guys?" Go back obediently, don't make it difficult for me!"

Pygmy tarsier: QAQ

"Monkey, don't push yourself too far!" Jiang Xingxiu launched "Quotations from Rich Old Men".

The pygmy tarsiers ungrievously let go of their clothes and retreated into the carriage.

Glumly all the way to the forest.

The scientists had no choice but to discuss it with Jiang Xingxiu. Jiang Xingxiu went to the dwarf tarsiers and said, "Well, I come here to live here for ten days and half a month every year. You are not allowed to make trouble, understand? Usually Miss me, you can start the video, but if you are disobedient, I will ignore you."

The pygmy tarsiers suddenly became lively and shouted happily.

Jiang Xingxiu found that the progress of the task had suddenly jumped a lot, and was very surprised: "Could it be that helping to establish a nature reserve is also a test of a wealthy old man?"

[Of course not, have you seen any rich old man playing like you. ]

Jiang Xingxiu is not only not ashamed, but proud: "After me, there will be."

However, what the system said made him lose all thoughts in an instant.

The system told him: [The wealthy old man has two major priorities, one is to let the shou give birth to a child, and the other is to give birth to a genius baby. You only completed the first one before, and the second is now considered qualified. ]

Jiang Xingxiu's heart was pounding, and a bad premonition rushed in: "What meets the standard?"

The system cheerfully said to him: [Your eldest son is the son of Arturo's opponent, and he is nine years old this year.He is your first child, he inherits the essence of a wealthy old man, and can make Shou rely on this son to have a bright face.Of course, the species behind you will not be much worse...]

Jiang Xingxiu interrupted it: "Just tell me what he did."

Could it be that he was admitted to Harvard at the age of nine?This is okay, much better than the “Baby, why don’t you go to kindergarten” and “It’s too childish. Our Harvard acceptance letter is already on the table” on WeChat.

It’s not uncommon for people to be more exaggerated than going to college at the age of nine. For example, the Belgian teenager Laurent Simmons went to college at the age of eight and went to a Ph. D. at the age of nine.Don't be afraid even if all his offspring are "promising", there are a lot of geniuses in this world.

System: [He made a spaceship. ]

Jiang Xingxiu: "Puff cough cough cough cough cough!"

Is he too tired from the car ride, and he seems to have heard something incredible?

The system brutally broke his illusion: [Yes, he made a spaceship, which is now hidden by the Italian government. ]

Nonsense, any country with such talents will hide them.

Jiang Xingxiu's expression changed.

System Nahan: [What's wrong with you, your heirs are promising, isn't that what you human beings like to see the most? ]

Jiang Xingxiu shook her head: "You don't understand. I have to leave this world quickly."

System: [The pygmy tarsier you just promised? ]

Jiang Xingxiu: "I can't take it anymore. If I don't leave, I don't want to tear myself apart with the country."

Puzzled by the system, Jiang Xingxiu broke it to pieces and said to him, "No matter how hard I become a Chinese citizen, I am not a native of Huaxia who received nine years of compulsory education and brainwashed. My current achievements belong to the courtesy of Huaxia. Talents raised. However, if I know that all people with my DNA will become geniuses, then I would be a monster. They can't believe that I really devote myself to Huaxia, after all, decades of education are placed there. They are very big Possibly, they will start to study me."

Jiang Xingxiu could understand their thoughts, and he would do the same if it were him.After all, "Arturo", who is not of my race, has received decades of foreign education after all.Who knows whether he will choose to return to Italy after discovering the peculiarities of his body.

If you can't keep it, it will be destroyed.

It is true that the wealthy old man will not turn over, but Jiang Xingxiu does not want to tear his face with Huaxia.

He took the energy of the "rich old man" from the system, and then returned home quickly.

"System, do a show for me. When I leave, I have to walk openly." Absolutely don't play and disappear suddenly!

He made a request to the government: "Can you give me 21 trillion?"

The government suspected that they had heard it wrong: "21 trillion? Comrade Jiang, our annual tax revenue in China is only 17 trillion."

Jiang Xingxiu showed a sad look: "Then I might die."

Jiang Xingxiu made up a story.Said that he was a dead person, and he should have died when he was four years old. He was bound by a system and exchanged money for the number of days to live. The first year was one yuan, the second year was two yuan, and the third year was two yuan. Four dollars a year...to this day, exactly 41 years.

The government's face changed.

Even if they really make up 21 trillion yuan, there will be more next year.

Many people have seen the checkerboard grain problem.

Why would the government believe such absurd things.Because the system condensed into a human form.

Clearly high tech.It is a technology that the earth does not have now.

The system shook hands with the chief, and told them in a mechanical voice with electric currents: "Yes, Jiang Xingxiu has no future."

"The reason for this is because his genes are too weird. This world shouldn't have such perfect genes. Being able to live to the age of 45 is already a very good ending."

Jiang Xingxiu didn't give them a chance to speak, so Ma Liu talked about the carrier—of course, he didn't mean the carrier directly, but said it was the last improved potion: "I poured it into the Yangtze River. The purpose of my saying that It is not to threaten you, and it is not a waste to pour it into the Yangtze River. I just think that items that can change the future of mankind should not be in the hands of a single person. Even if his mentality does not change at the beginning, who can guarantee to guard the wealth? Not to become a 'dragon'."

It's not that Jiang Xingxiu is exaggerating. According to the assumption that the children of wealthy old men are geniuses, when they all grow up, the technology in this world will inevitably be pushed to the point of astonishment.

The "carrier" must not be an item that tempts the "knight" to fall.

"Don't worry about the water supply problem of the Yangtze River. The water supplied to every household is still normal water."

After all, even if someone else recorded the quotations of a wealthy old man, it could not be used to make others pregnant.Only the original flavor of the wealthy old man will be effective.

"Only if they come to the edge of the Yangtze River and drink a sip of the Yangtze River water, it will be effective. As for the water quality problem, you should solve it. I can't do everything well."

"Then..." Jiang Xingxiu put one hand on his chest and bowed, "Goodbye."