Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

In fact, it wasn't the Giant Panda Breeding Research Base that extended the invitation to Jiang Xingxiu in the first place. It was the Crested Ibis Reserve that first applied to the government.

The person in charge of the Giant Panda Breeding Research Base, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, heard that this is not possible. Although this matter is not quick and slow, it must be more advantageous to establish a good relationship with Dr. Jiang first.

You said that there are only 365 days in a year, and occasionally 366 days. There are so many animals to be protected, and it may be their turn.On the one hand, the country allocates time, on the other hand, it also depends on Dr. Jiang's interest.

A researcher sneakily suggested to the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences: "We can directly invite Dr. Jiang in our own name."

The eyes of the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences lit up, and he pretended to be reserved: "This is not good. Over there in the Crested Ibis Reserve, we are looking forward to the stars and the moon and looking forward to Dr. Jiang's arrival. If we jump in line, will it destroy the feelings of colleagues?"

The researcher Yizheng said: "How could it be! This is Dr. Jiang's private itinerary. He made an appointment with the Crested Ibis Reserve for ten days. How to arrange these ten days, shouldn't we follow Dr. Jiang's own ideas!"

The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences suppressed the corners of his mouth and patted the researcher on the shoulder: "Yes, you are very thoughtful."

So, a personal invitation was sent out.

Before Jiang Xingxiu came over, the people in the Crested Ibis Reserve knew about it.Without further ado, he quarreled with the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

One said, "It's unethical for you to jump in the queue. It's obviously my priority according to the first-come, first-served basis." The other said, "I didn't ask Dr. Jiang to change the itinerary, but just asked him to add one item to the private itinerary. How can it be said to be unethical?"

Arguing, the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences patted the table and said: "It should be the giant panda's turn first! We are the national cute pet, the flagship species among the flagship species, how many funds have been raised for our wild animal protection? Do you want the panda to shed blood and tears! It has sold itself for our party! It has made contributions! I want to see the chief!"

The person in charge of the Crested Ibis Reserve doesn't care that he is also from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and the one opposite is his immediate boss, and he directly mocks the giant panda that has so many people's attention, and it's not bad.But the Crested Ibis is short of people!

Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences: "Crested ibises have a brooding survival rate of more than 96%, and they can do without Dr. Jiang for a year or two! But our giant pandas have a low egg-laying rate, so we really need Dr. Jiang to treat infertility!"

The person in charge of the Crested Ibis Reserve: "The survival rate of your giant pandas has reached 90%. Wait for a year or so, what can happen!"

The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences snorted, "The number of captive giant pandas in the world has only reached [-], and there are already [-] crested ibis. Which side do you think you can wait for?"

Hearing the different quarrels in his ears, the chief's forehead hurts—these are just two, and when the other breeding bases receive the news...

The person in charge of the Crested Ibis Reserve seems to have finally realized that there is still someone who can make the final decision. He turned his head to look at the head: "Sir, do you mean to follow the first-come-first-served approach?"

The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences also looked at him, and began to play a rogue skillfully: "Chief, I just invited someone to come and take a look, and I didn't force him to come here, and I didn't stop him from going to the Crested Ibis Reserve. He accused me of jumping in line, which is obviously nonsense. , do you think so?"

Chief: "..." My head hurts.

In the end, the chief mediated and negotiated that the estrus period of giant pandas is usually from March to May every year, and the breeding season of crested ibises is from March to June every year. Now it is April. First, I will go to the giant panda base for one month, and then go to the crested ibises base for one month. .

If Dr. Jiang disagrees with this, follow Dr. Jiang's itinerary, and no one is allowed to quarrel!

Jiang Xingxiu came to the Giant Panda Base.

Academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences gave him great enthusiasm and allowed him to pet giant pandas.

Jiang Xingxiu: (☆_☆)

That's right, he was the emperor in his previous life, and indeed he took over the emperor's pandas and raised them himself. However, does anyone still think there are too many pandas?

Moreover, the lifespan of a panda is 25 years, and he has lived for more than 25 years.It's been a long time since he got a new panda!

He still wants to masturbate!

Say it out loud I can!

Jiang Xingxiu was just here to investigate the situation. Specifically, he still remembered that he had to go to the Crested Ibis Reserve to treat infertility for the crested ibises. Facing these limp and restless pandas, Jiang Xingxiu closed the door of the harem very sadly. Mouth.

He cautiously approached Tuanzi, a one-year-old panda who tried to escape from prison.

The little guy's fleshy paws grabbed the edge of the cradle, and his short legs kicked and kicked the ground, unable to find a point of strength.

But he still carried out his plan of escape very tenaciously—as soon as he let go of his hand, the whole group fell down, and his legs fell up and leaned against the railing of the cradle, all four feet in the air, whistling softly.

Jiang Xingxiu was about to be spit up by Xiaotuanzi.I deeply feel that there is a reason why pandas are endangered.

The glutinous rice balls beeped a few times, and found that the nurses and dads were not there, turned over cleverly, and crawled out with their little buttocks twisted.

Crawling and crawling, looking up, he was at a loss: "Huh?"

Why is it still in the house?

Turning his head, the dark circles under his eyes stared blankly at an unfamiliar Twolegs smiling and pressing it: "Huh?" Who is this?

Jiang Xingxiu picked up the little guy, took a deep breath, and buried her head in the fur on its chest happily.Some prickly hair pokes on his face, but it is also slightly elastic.

Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences: "..." This weighs at least 28 kilograms, and it's really good to lift it up... really good arm strength.

Jiang Xingxiu held the panda cub and did not let go, calmly walked to the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences: "Shall we go directly to see the adult giant panda?"

Academician Yixi: This is to see if it is suitable for medication! "Okay, this way please."

Along the way, Xiao Gungun nestled in Jiang Xingxiu's arms obediently, occasionally looking up at his chin.

Big Gungun is very dirty, its fur is not white, and there is a lot of mud.However, that doesn't stop them from being cute.

Beauty seduces people.When an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences asked him if the new drug had any problems with pandas, Jiang Xingxiu said loudly: "No problem! Don't worry! No matter how low the egg-laying rate of giant panda females and the low mating desire of males, I can make them pregnant! In the future, there will be as many pandas as cats and dogs, and everyone can raise them!" As long as they have money, they can afford to raise them.

In a moment of excitement: "If you don't mind, you can start now."

The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences coughed lightly, "Then, the Crested Ibis Reserve..."

Jiang Xingxiu: "Ten days is enough."

Of course, this enough does not mean that pandas give birth within ten days, but that ten days is enough for the Chinese Academy of Sciences to determine the health of the pandas after taking the medicine.

Just in case, academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences can only call the shots and assign him an adult female panda to take the new medicine.

Jiang Xingxiu pretended to feed it a bamboo leaf, and explained to the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences that it was a new medicine made in the shape of a bamboo leaf.Then, start adding new members to the harem.

Around August, the giant panda safely gave birth to two cubs, both mother and child were safe, and both were fed very vigorously. You know, the energy of a panda is usually only enough for it to feed one cub. In the past, the other was a cub. Will be thrown away by the female panda.

The staff of the Panda Base found that the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences was crying, and laughed at him: "Why are you crying? This is a happy event! In the future, pandas will breed offspring, so we don't have to worry too much. The new babies are very lively, not as lazy as the current pandas. Maybe there will be no need for a panda base in the future.”

Smiling and laughing, the researcher's eyes were also red, and he wiped away the tears with the back of his hand.

The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences blew his beard and stared: "Did I cry! I was happy!"

The researcher said with a smile: "I'm also very happy. These melons finally don't have to work hard for me. After coming in, they weighed no more than 120 catties."

Academician: "Then you must be happy, those young people outside can't lose weight even if they want to lose weight."

He waved his hand: "Hey, you want to rest, I don't want to. I have to switch to work on protecting giant pandas. Those damn poachers, as well as those who secretly log and destroy panda habitats, all It is time to arrest them all and lock them up for 50 to [-] years."

The researchers were in awe.

Yes, I can't rest now.Solving the fertility problem of giant pandas will increase the number of giant pandas?It's not that simple.There is still much to do.

The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences ordered the researcher: "You treat Dr. Jiang well, and I will go find the chief."

When he arrived at the chief's office, he started crackling: "Chief, I didn't blame you, you are too stingy, Dr. Jiang has made such a great contribution, and now he doesn't even comment on the most basic professor. He really didn't He has published papers in national journals, but if you look at his achievements, he doesn’t necessarily have to follow the procedures step by step.”

The chief smiled wryly: "Don't come up like a machine gun, at least let me say something."

"Tell me. I'll see what you can say." The academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences is 90 years old and has made a lot of contributions to the country. Even in front of the chief, he can rely on his old age to show off his old age.

Chief: "We not only prepared professors, we also prepared other titles, but Jiang Xingxiu didn't want any of them."

Academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences: "Huh? Then what does he want?"

The chief looked like he couldn't laugh or cry, "He said that he just wanted to wait until the number of pandas increased, and the country would allow him to raise a panda."

A gleam flashed in the eyes of the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. "What are you waiting for! You can give it to him now!"

It's so worth it to use a panda to win over a talent!

Seeing that the chief did not speak, the academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences slapped the table and said loudly: "Chief, you don't hesitate because he immigrated from Italy, thinking he is a spy, do you? Talent is thrown out as a spy, so don't be stupid and push Dr. Jiang out. Since he chose the nationality of Huaxia, it proves that he has a good impression of Huaxia. Such a person must stay in our country."

In time, he will be able to develop a more powerful medicine. Italy did not realize the importance of Dr. Jiang, otherwise he would never be allowed to immigrate.

No, it doesn't take long for the current medicine to be an epoch-making work.

The chief chuckled: "Do you need to remind me? So he is at your base now?" I guess he even saw the love bear in his dream.

And Jiang Xingxiu, who was still at the Panda Base, was dragged away by a researcher, "Hurry up, there are cars outside, it's an urgent matter!"

Before going out, dozens of guns were pointed at the researcher.

He was in a hurry, and showed the job card to the guard: "I am from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I have something urgent."

The guards are not allowed to enter: "There is an order from above to ensure the safety of Dr. Jiang. Without a warrant from the head, Dr. Jiang cannot be taken away for any reason."