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Title: The Great Chu Empire is about to start broadcasting, have you read the script and movie clips?Brutely film a magical history.

Main Building: Let me talk about the Great Chu Empire. It is not the first film and television drama to carry the IP of Dao Emperor Jiang Qi. After all, this is a big IP, and it has supported countless directors.

Cen, a well-known little fresh meat, and Lin, a beautiful girl from the country, act as the heroine and heroine—the emperor Zaidao when he was young, and the queen who was added to Emperor Zaidao out of thin air.

You know, in history, Emperor Zaidao had no queen or harem, and even his son was the youngest son who adopted his brother.

Of course, as for TV dramas, everyone knows that appropriate adaptations are normal, and it is not normal to have no adaptations.I can accept.And look forward to its broadcast.

First floor: Damn, has the cast been confirmed for this show yet?Last year, didn't you still brag that it was a certain actor surnamed Liu who played the leading role? When was it changed?

However, a certain male star surnamed Cen is greasy, and the traffic is really big. After it is broadcast, fans will contribute a lot of ratings to this show, right?

Second floor: Upstairs, pink eye disease and sunspots are getting worse, my brother has good resources, what's the matter, envy?Sorry, this is not envious.Fans with pink eye disease, boiled to death, rushed to the street, took my brother away and did not make an appointment!

Third floor: Big brother is awesome, even a mad dog like their family dares to laugh at him, so he handed the pot cover to big brother.

Fourth floor: I am curious about such a bad drama, how do those fans support idols?Will they really watch it instead of playing Glory of Kings with headphones and pretending to watch the full episode?

Among other things, it is said that Jiang Xi was disguised as a man by Concubine Shu in order to occupy the position of eldest son.I don't care if I haven't been discovered for many years, I just pretend to be Concubine Shu and hide it very tightly.

It's just that he (she?) was found out to be a woman by Emperor Zaidao, and then, as the younger brother, Emperor Zaidao actually fell in love with his eldest brother who had previously conspired to frame and tear up the throne?

It's a pity that Jiang Xi has a gender cognition disorder and has married a lot of beautiful girls, so Emperor Zaidao hates because of love?

Emperor Zaidao broke Jiang Xi's legs, making her unable to go anywhere, imprisoned by her side day and night, day and night?

This is too nonsense, the historical Jiang Qi and Jiang Xi must be at least 12 years apart!I really can't stand it anymore.

The heroine of the soul, Mary Su, is too disgusting.vomit vomit.

Fifth floor: Is Ning the Pacific Police?The tube is so wide.What drama do we like to watch and Ning approves it?We thought this drama was very good, with a magnificent atmosphere without losing the tenderness of the children. My brother is the Emperor Zaidao in my mind!

Sixth Floor: Go!Buttercup, don't touch our Majesty!

Seventh Floor: My brother plays him to give him face, okay?Do you think who cares about your house?

What kind of good character is Zaidaodi in your family?

Relying on the Empress Dowager Xu to show her face in front of the scumbag father, and she also imitated her mother to show her face to Jiang Xi who disguised herself as a man, and asked Jiang Xi to give up the throne. What the hell is not enough to recruit my brother?Don't tie up my brother, let him go!

Eighth floor: See you soon, is there poison upstairs?You are talking about the plot of a TV series, right? It's 0202, and someone actually regards the plot of a TV series as official history?You haven't watched the documentary "Ziwei Yaoshi" that recorded all the achievements of Emperor Dao before, at least you should have attended junior high school, and you have given back all the history to your teacher?

Did Emperor Zaidao rely on selling his face to defeat the eldest prince at that time?That's really the funniest joke I've ever heard.He obviously relied on his strength... relying on his strength to let the meteorite fall from the sky and get the throne!

Ninth floor: Upstairs, not only the fan history is returned to the teacher, but also the history is returned by steaming.The male star surnamed Cen actually has the face to stir up an episode without falling. He has heard of the "Great Chu Lecture Forum", and he is a fan of Emperor Dao.Which fan would go to film this kind of drama! ! !

You filmed that Emperor Dao had an affair with his mother and raped his sister-in-law?Why don't you film Qin Shihuang forcing the widow Qing?Why don't you film Qin Shihuang messing with Zhao Ji! ! !

Tenth floor: Anyway, it's already been filmed, with a big production and a big team, you can have pink eye disease as you please.

Eleventh floor: Bah!roll!

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Floor 23: No, I can't let them play it!Comrades, take action!Here is the document I wrote, everyone go to the [Link] Radio and TV official website to report!

One thousand and twenty-fourth floor: Da Chu fans are rushing!For the best brother Ah Min in the world!There is great power in numbers!We can!

We have the traditional virtues of the Chinese people!

Floor 25: Huh?What traditional virtues?Does Yu Gong Move Mountains?

Floor 26: Bah!I think it's a snitch!

Floor 27: I'm too lazy to care about you brainless idol-protectors, I'll sign up!

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Fans enthusiastically signed up, and some people joked that it would be great if there were comrades in city B, and they could go directly to the radio and television gate to report, so what if the filming is over, this kind of stuff that doesn't respect history, it's best not to put it on the shelves.

Heizi and some drama fans superficially mocked: "Go if you have the ability! What a face, do you want to say that there are people in my radio and television?"

In fact, they pretended to be black fans and sang the opposite tune in an attempt to dissuade them from reporting.

"I don't think this will work, it won't work, and if it spreads out, some people will say that we Zaidao emperors are too popular, which will affect your majesty's reputation..."

"There is capital behind it, and if you can shoot it, you have a background... Reporting is useless at all."

After being found out to be a fake fan by Da Chu fan, she laughed so hard that her mother refused to admit it.

From the eyes of passers-by, it was a bloodbath, and they were dazzled.In the end, I simply said that you all went to be spies to win glory for the country, and one by one started Infernal Affairs.

Then--

"Fuck! Stop arguing and watch today's hot searches!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

What happened to the hot search today?

As soon as I looked at it, all kinds of shit happened.

The hot search is: The young man squats in front of the radio and television station in thin clothes, working hard for whom and who is busy!

The hot search related Weibo content also thoughtfully posted a video. People who came over clicked in to take a look, and finally came out with their hearts covered, and then silently recommended the video to relatives and friends.

In the video, a reporter dressed in the winter style of city B approached the boy: "Sir, everyone is very curious, why do you squat in front of the radio and television station in such thin clothes? Is it because the radio and television station thinks that a certain animation is too bloody and violent? I lost your favorite animation, are you here to protest?"

Very good, very picky and picky topic feeling.

The young man raised his head, and thick dark circles under his eyes suddenly appeared in the camera: "Oh, no. I'm here to ask the radio and television station to ban a certain trash drama that is too unsuitable for China."

"Um???"

The young man's tone was fierce: "I want to report the stinking and shameless show that blackmailed my male god Zai Daodi! "Great Chu Empire"? , The sex in the play is changed, and the imprisoned sister can be filmed, tell me, is this kind of drama that changes history by magic, not suitable for China! Is it an insult to the ancestors!"

"Uh, don't get excited, let's talk slowly, come, have a drink of hot water."

The assistant handed over a bottle of water, and the reporter touched it and was very relieved: "Drink it quickly. It hasn't frozen yet, it's still cold."

After taking a sip of cold water, the boy calmed down, and the reporter continued to ask: "Then when did you come? I received a report that you squatted here early in the morning."

"Two o'clock in the morning."

"So early? Radio and TV hasn't opened yet. Why don't you come here after it opens? Don't know what time it opens, come here and wait for it?"

"No, it's because I'm not from city B. I took the high-speed train overnight. This is the first train."

"Do not have to work?"

"Come on... wait a minute, I'll ask the boss for leave." With an expression of "I finally remembered what I forgot", the young man took out his phone and pressed his head down a few times.

The reporter looked at it, he just sent a leave application, and the company hasn't responded yet, right?

The reporter changed the subject with a dry smile: "I see you have been holding the dictionary in your hand, what is it used for?"

The young man said with a serious face, "It's not a dictionary, it's a report."

The reporter almost couldn't hold the microphone, and moved his palm slightly to increase the friction.

"Such a thick...report...report...book?"

"It's not thick, it's the anger and painstaking efforts of our countless Zaidaodi fans!" The young man hugged the thick stack of reports even tighter, "It's the companions of 32 QQ groups and 66 WeChat groups , It took a whole day and a night to organize it carefully."

The reporter swallowed his saliva, and suddenly felt a little envious of the eternal emperor who has been immortal in the long river of history.

This is really "live forever, live forever".

Looking at the young man's thin clothes, "You came here wearing only a shirt and trousers? Today's city B is minus 12 degrees, aren't you cold?"

Only then did he smile a little shyly: "I'm from the south, so I didn't think of changing clothes."

The reporter tried to show humanistic care: "Then it must be freezing, come and put on the gown we prepared for you."

The young man thanked him politely, and then firmly rejected him: "I am not cold! My anger is roaring! My blood is rushing! My whole body is burning! Like a candle in the dark!"

Those who watched the video: You are a powder keg in the dark, right?

Ghost knows that dictionary... Bah, how did that report be written, "The Great Chu Empire" was actually complained that it was temporarily suspended and could not be broadcast.

Netizens: Σ(°△°|||)︴

6666666, history fans are awesome!

Fans of Shihuang, Emperor Wu, all history fans who suffered from the disaster of "adapting is not making up, joking is not nonsense" suddenly found their direction in life.

Isn't it just a report with a thick dictionary!Isn't it just sorting out the great achievements of idols, and counting down how much harm it will cause if history really develops like a TV series!Isn't it just... the magic reformed TV series affect children's physical and mental health!

Let alone hundreds of thousands of words, they can sort out millions of words!

It's done!

When fans from all dynasties and generations began to fight for their best brother in the world, Concubine Xu... yes, Concubine Xu, she didn't know what happened, and she came into this world as soon as she closed her eyes and opened them.

At that time, Xu Guifei, who had become a well-known actress, also secretly tried her best not to let the show air.Then, she got a call from her agent.

"Grandma, I have received a message from here that you should stop targeting that "The Great Chu Empire". There is a boss who is very optimistic about this drama and is very angry about the suspension of the show. I am afraid he will find out about you."

Concubine Xu Gui agreed, with a very good attitude. After the manager hung up the phone, she immediately started to clean up.

She wants to stay useful and fight for her son's name!You can't lose your future so quickly.

Although... probably too late.No, she felt that she could still save it.

Concubine Xu asked her agent to set up a match, and found a banquet that the boss would go to, and got the ticket for that banquet with difficulty.I'm going to apologize to the boss tactfully and ease the relationship.

Met her rival who fought all the way after she came to Hyundai to enter the entertainment industry.

The enemy got the news from nowhere, and knew that she was responsible for the suspension of "The Great Chu Empire", and stepped on [-]cm high-heeled shoes with high spirits and walked over quickly: "Yo, isn't this our Queen Xu? Come here in a hurry, are you here to ask for forgiveness from that person?"

Concubine Xu Gui immediately raised a bright smile and brushed her hair: "Oh, it's you. The politeness is over, sorry, who are you?"

The others silently withdrew a foot away, leaving room for them to perform.

By the way, I remembered Concubine Xu's appearance.

Anyone who has connections can know that the boss was furious about the cancellation of "The Great Chu Empire" recently. It is better not to cooperate with this actress in the future.

At this moment, the boss appeared.

The boss and the female star they were talking about looked at each other for 30 seconds.

Boss: "Sing me a song "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix"."

Concubine Xu: "..."

"Cang, the boundless end of the world is my love?"

other people:? ? ?

Even if the score of "Feng Qiuhuang" was burned by Emperor Zaidao, and others were forbidden to pass it on, you can't use "The Most Dazzling National Style" to fool the boss.

Who knew, the boss was overjoyed, and he took the female star away, taking good care of him, and personally put on a trench coat for her, and opened the door for her.

On the car they couldn't see, Concubine Xu said indifferently, "Fifth."

The fifth prince felt wronged: "Aunt..."

Concubine Xu: "I heard that drama you want to broadcast? I think your skin is itchy!"

"Aniang, you misunderstood." The fifth prince said sincerely, "I also hate that drama, but I thought that if you and the eleventh brother also came here, it would be easier to find you by doing this, so... "

"Your brain is quite alive... Speaking of Feng Qiuhuang, ah no, the most dazzling national style is really brainwashing. The boss actually used it once after his death."

"Yes." The Fifth Prince sighed.

"Speaking of which, Auntie, have you met your younger brother?"

"No, but I think this drama has been on the air for so long, and when it stopped broadcasting it made such a big fuss, he didn't even respond—this little heartless person, he won't really go back to heaven to be his Emperor Ziwei. "

The author has something to say: There are many cases of reporting TV dramas in the historical circles. I used it for reference in the article?