Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

Man, it's actually quite easy to be instigated.

The examinees just felt that they could accept an eight-year-old child as the chief examiner, as long as they didn't sing in the examination room anyway.

However, this does not mean that they can accept that children are ignorant and make their own questions.

You said that you are a child, and you can choose some questions according to your own preferences from the test papers submitted by other examiners. Isn't it relatively fair?You have to do it yourself.Do you read as broadly as those 50-[-]-year-old pedants?What is it, is it "On how many Liu Bangs can be lifted by the overlord of Chu who is so powerful that he can lift the mountain"?

If you really feel offended, you can change some poems and fus. Other examiners submitted poems about wind, flowers, snow and moon. You can change them to poems about six arts of gentlemen.

Jiang Xingxiu instructed his subordinates: "Hide in the crowd and see if I can incite them to say something unclear."

For example, if the eleventh prince is an examiner, they will not take the exam and so on.

Subordinate: "..."

Trying to tell the master very tactfully: "Master, they attach great importance to the imperial examination. Let alone you invigilate the exam, even a dog invigilates the exam, they will bite the bullet and go. You said that they will not participate in the imperial examination because of the examiners. It is child's play."

Is it your turn to pick the examiner?If so, do you hate writing poetry and protest the appointment of an examiner who has no preference for poetry?Protest that the examiner is too strict with the font with a stroke of dog crawling?

Then what else to test, just get appointed directly.

Jiang Xingxiu sighed.

He is so difficult.

Since the sit-in is going to be done, why not be more thorough and hold demonstrations?No courage at all!

"Then go spread the word that they are the future pillars of the country, the hope of the country, and the great blue sky of the people. Praise them so high that they will float to the sky."

With so many candidates, it is impossible for all of them to be calm.

Under the deliberate connivance, the atmosphere outside became more and more intense. Some candidates sensed that something was wrong, thanked the guests behind closed doors, and concentrated on their studies.Some candidates are wandering restaurants and teahouses, scolding children for being arrogant and ruining their future.

Some said that Jiang Xingxiu should commit suicide to apologize, and some said that Jiang Xingxiu should respectfully invite the great Confucianism to save the scene, and then put on a gesture to apologize to the candidates. Some candidates even said that they would rather wait for the next spring than let him go. Played by ignorant children.

After three or five days like this, two pieces of paper were pasted outside the entrance of the examination room.

The first piece of paper wrote a lot of written language, which translates into vernacular: "You are all the pillars of the country, and it is nothing to scold the prince who invigilates the exam. But you are a pillar, and you should be able to solve the two questions about the prince who invigilated the exam. .As for those who can’t solve the problem, of course they can’t be called Dongliang. Those who can’t be called Dongliang have scolded the prince, let’s settle the score together later.”

On the second piece of paper, there were only sixteen characters.

——Is it human beings who are not as good as birds?The poem goes: King Mu Muwen.

The candidates who heard the news suddenly fell silent.

A certain candidate surnamed Kong who did not want to give his name looked left and right, and asked his classmates in a dazed voice, "What's wrong with them?"

The classmate glanced at him, "This sentence comes from "University". The master said: "When you stop, you know where you stop, can you be a human instead of a bird?" The poem says: "King Mu Muwen, Yu Jixi respectfully stopped." —”

"Intercept the question."

There is no important point in the imperial examination. It must be said that the Four Books and Five Classics are all important points.You not only have to memorize them all, but also use them flexibly.

Candidates for Kong belonged to it, but failed to use it flexibly.

After he was pointed out.His face suddenly paled.

It's not a difficult problem, but it just expresses my lack of academic skills.

The Eleventh Prince made it clear that it was so simple, and he couldn't do the interception questions without traps, what kind of examination room to enter, what imperial examination to take, and what kind of Jinshi.

Candidate Kong was very excited: "Why doesn't he let us into the examination room, just because he is the examiner, just because he is the prince?!"

The classmate said indifferently: "Yes, just because he is the examiner, just because he is the prince. You should know something about the imperial examination fraud case that shocked the whole country during the late emperor's time."

During the reign of the first emperor, a certain prince who was the chief examiner suddenly asked the candidates to take off their clothes for the examination. At that time, the commotion was even bigger than it is now. There were really some candidates who could not bear the humiliation and died to show their ambitions.Some candidates turned around and left, saying that the examiner would never apologize and would never serve as an official in the court.

Then, among the 1020 candidates, among the 800 who turned around and left, more than half of the candidates carried the cheat sheet, causing an uproar across the country.The most exaggerated thing is that the first emperor used two guards to invigilate one examinee, and found out that 120 candidates had passed the Jiangnan provincial examination. A blank roll.

Since then, it has been stipulated that the chief examiner of the imperial examination has the absolute power to dominate the imperial examination.

Therefore, even if Jiang Xingxiu really rejected candidates who could not solve the questions, no one could say that he was not qualified to do so.

Candidates still want to make trouble - he is the one who scolds the most these days.His classmate passed him, came to the door, stood with folded hands, and said in a loud voice: "Student Baili has solved the problem-to be a minister, stop at respect, make friends with people, stop at letter, King Mu Muwen, stop at Jixi respect, you have Fei Gentlemen, cut like sharpening, cut like grinding."

He took another step forward and threw the ground with a loud voice: "The yellow bird knows that it lives in King Wen. We are ministers, but we don't respect the king, and we live without faith. It's really shameful for a wife to be inferior to a bird. Shame on you, shame on you, and learn from King Wen." .”

Take a deep bow.

This is the gate of the old courtyard, facing [-] examiners in the courtyard, and facing hundreds of Juren students with their backs. With just one mouth, people will know how much they weigh, regardless of whether he solves the problem correctly or not. His courage is commendable.

What's more, he solved the problem beautifully.

Not only is it beautiful, it also makes some candidates blush and hide their faces and want to walk away in embarrassment.

If you don't respect the king and don't trust people, how can you have the face to force the examiner to leave his post.

Candidate Kong watched the students come forward to apologize one after another, and took the pen, ink, paper and inkstone to solve the problem on the spot. Then he thought that he didn't even know where the sentence came from, and his heart was ashamed.

He even hated his classmates.

Knowing that he couldn't solve the problem, he stood up and told so many people how to solve the problem.Yes, you have gained the reputation of a gentleman, you will not let the eleven princes do useless work, and you will not make the students lose face, but the rest really can't solve this problem, isn't it ridiculous?

The candidate surnamed Kong finished answering the question in a daze, deeply understanding his own shortcomings. The first two sentences talked about what qualities a king should have, and several paragraphs later wrote how happy the subjects would be under the leadership of such a king.The rainbow fart is finished, but it is not sure if it passes.

So tired, he didn't want to work hard anymore.

Confucius came to a big house and knocked on the door. After a while, a servant welcomed him in.

A well-known widow in the capital lived here.

"Auntie, I figured it out, I don't want to work hard..."

The widow touched his hand and smiled: "Good boy, 100 taels a day, five sets of clothes a season. The carriage comes with three, and the servant buys two."

"Auntie!"

"Auntie?"

"Qingqing~"

The widow is really a very rich widow. The test taker got a sum of money from her to bribe one of the examiners to solve the questions that had not been tested before.

If there is one, there are two. After the examinee Kong once again brought in a huge sum of money, they quickly launched a second happy cooperation.

The examiner promised to let him enter the examination room, and the day before he was imprisoned in the examination room, he went to the fifth prince's mansion - after Jiang Xingxiu became an examiner, he lived in the fifth prince's mansion for convenience - chatting with Jiang Xingxiu, while he was not paying attention , After a lot of hard work, I found a good test paper, wrote down a few questions, and let the candidates go back to practice.

After sending away the examiner who was doing nothing but being courteous, Jiang Xingxiu vetoed the suggestion from his subordinates to catch a real one, "If you miss a question, just miss it. I only care about the rich woman who subsidizes the examiner... Cough, who is that widow?" ?”

Jiang Xingxiu analyzed seriously: "Look at his shaggy appearance. The pies that fall from the sky also fall into the hands of the little boy. Isn't Baobailian just trying to make a big job and have a good-looking face? You can even show your face when you are eating." Do you want to eat a few more bowls? What are you doing with him? You can’t get along with yourself and lose weight?”

Anyway, he doesn't believe that a candidate can hook up with a rich woman.

Jiang Xingxiu's people started squatting near the rich woman, trying to follow the clues.And Jiang Xingxiu had to enter the examination room ahead of schedule with the other seventeen examiners.Then show them a good paper.

Once the door is locked, it is not allowed to open the door if it is on fire. You must stay inside for three days, so as not to let anyone miss the question.

On the second day after the examiners entered the examination room, the imperial examination questions were circulated among the candidates.

The fifth prince ordered a thorough investigation, and in the end only one candidate named Kong was found. The reason why it spread was because the candidate "showed loyalty" and told his classmates and friends: "I will tell you a secret, don't tell others. ..." As a result, most of the candidates knew the test questions.

The fifth prince was furious, but the examiners had already been locked in the examination room, even if the news got a little bit of a rumor, they couldn't change the test paper.He took the risk of sending someone to inform secretly, but was stopped by the emperor halfway, and he was put under house arrest in the mansion under the pretext of "attempting to intervene in scientific research".

Candidate Bai Liran was busy reviewing for the last three days at home, and his friend came to the door drunk with a flagon.

"It's almost time to enter the examination room. You're suddenly drinking too much. How can you let your father down?" Bai Liran snatched the jug, his voice stern.

The friend laughed at himself: "The well-connected people have already got the questions, so what's the test? It's better to have a good time and wait for the next spring."

Bailiran frowned: "Access? What acquaintance?"

"Of course, the imperial examination is leaking." After saying this, my friend seemed to have exhausted all his strength, and buried his face in his arms, "I won't take the exam, I won't take the exam, go home and wait another three years , after all, I'm only twenty, so I can afford to wait."

Bailiran was silent.Of course he knew the danger of leaking questions in the imperial examination, and it was a fatal blow to those candidates who relied on the imperial examination to jump through the dragon's gate.

"Calm down first." Bailiran said in a calm voice, "The matter is not yet settled, maybe it's not as bad as you think."

"Could it be possible to temporarily change the test paper at this time?"

"Who knows, just look at the eleventh prince."

The friend's expression froze, he went to the door to take a look, closed the door, and lowered his voice: "Tell me honestly, do you want to stand in line? Stand with the eleventh prince?"

Bai Liran was funny: "I haven't entered the court yet, how could I get involved in seizing the throne so quickly. I just think that it is very courageous to be able to post test questions on the door, and if you can't solve it, you won't give it to the eleven princes who come in." , it is impossible to let the imperial examinations be cheated."

My friend still doesn't think that an eight-year-old can do anything good, but he doesn't want to argue with his best friend, so he is noncommittal, waiting to enter the examination room to give himself an explanation, and make a comeback three years later.

Two days later, the entrance to the examination institute opened, and the examinees were first arranged to take a hot bath, which was said to relieve fatigue, but actually checked for any cheat sheets, and then entered the venue one by one, received a number, and went to their own number room.

Exclamations came one after another in the number room.

There is a pen holder in each number room, and a small monkey is holding the pen holder, not afraid of strangers, and sizing up the candidates with round eyes.

"Don't make a lot of noise." Jiang Xingxiu raised her voice, although immature, but it didn't make people feel jumpy, "This thing is a black monkey, which can help you pass your pen and ink. After being domesticated by me, they will never be in your way when you are answering questions." , making a fuss."

He himself couldn't go down to invigilate the exam, and the other examiners...who knows how many people from other factions are mixed in there, so it's better to let the black monkey invigilate the exam.

The little ink monkey showed a very high quality, bowed to the examinee, dragged out the ink and inkstone supplied by the imperial court from the back of the pen holder without saying a word, and began to grind the ink.

The author has something to say: the ink monkey is real.

In Yangshuo County, the black monkey is as big as a fist, with golden hair, twinkling eyes, and can sleep curled up in a pen holder.If you want to grind the ink in the book case, you have to press the case several times, and the monkey came out, knelt beside the inkstone, and rubbed the ink with its two front feet.Stop it, stop it.When you see a few wax ants, you will catch and eat them.And it can pull weeds and catch insects among the flower pots. The black monkey sleeps in the pen holder, and jumps out when it hears the ink grinding. , Still jumped into the pen holder.

This creature is extinct and there are no recent traces of it

--Baidu Encyclopedia

Of course, the invigilation of the black monkey was made up by me.