Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

The viewers following Jiang Xingxiu's live broadcast saw Jiang Xingxiu and the others disappear for a moment and then reappear soon.Swim to the next location.

Everyone is disappointed.

"Barrage: Are you leaving now orz, I thought the bosses were going to teach the bald eagle a lesson..."

"Barrage: After all, in a game, it's impulsive to fight for a moment."

"Bullet screen: They are just relying on us not being able to act at this time, so they are so aboveboard! Bah! Shameless! Ahhh, I am so angry!"

At this moment, there was a continuous loud sound of "Boom Boom Boom" from the direction of the Bald Eagle Squad.

Jiang Xingxiu and the others were so shaken by the aftermath that they were so far away, they simply surfaced and looked from afar, and saw an astonishing array of white smoke rising from the river in the distance.

Qin Sheng almost jumped out of the water: "Boss, Boss! What's going on over there?"

Jiang Xingxiu pondered for a moment, stretched out his hand and drew a talisman, and the scene deep in the white mist appeared in the sky in front of him.

The river was choppy, rolling a pile of dead fish.

After a while, with a "gulp", a comatose Westerner turned upside down.

Then one after another, five Westerners came up, probably because they hid in a barrier during the explosion before, but they were not far apart, and they shared joys and sorrows with the waves.

Qin Sheng showed an expression of "shocking my mother", and muttered: "...This is all blown away."

Jiang Xingxiu: "Cough, yes, this is really unlucky, it's a pity...it's a pity."

The audience couldn't keep up with the development of the situation, and couldn't even care to marvel at Jiang Xingxiu's remote peeping ability.

"Barrage: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck? Exploded?! What happened? I just drank a Coke!"

"Barrage: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who's so awesome, I didn't even die after being blown up like this, mother word!"

"Bulletmaku: Hahahahahaha Captain Jiang has worked so hard to hold back the laughter hahahahahaha I'll help you laugh!!!"

"Bulletmaku: What happened? What happened? I was just watching a Westerner's live broadcast room. Why is the screen full of snow all of a sudden?"

"Banmaku: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Not only the audience couldn't keep up, but the bald eagle president watching the live broadcast couldn't keep up either!His face was flushed with anger, and he stood up abruptly: "You..."

Chief Xie spoke at the same time as him, calling Prime Minister Nihong's name condemningly, his face was more serious than his, his eyes were more painful than his, and his tone was more angry than his: "Look! This is all during the Anti-Nihong War. You Nehong planted landmines in my flower-growing family! We have been sweeping for so many years, and we have sacrificed so many soldiers, but we haven’t finished sweeping them! The invasion of Nehong not only caused heavy damage to the flower-growing people at the beginning, but also brought endless disasters !!!”

Prime Minister Nihong, who was suddenly imprisoned: "...???" He said weakly, "Xie Chief, what you said..." You, what are you talking about?If I, Neon, could create such a powerful earth mine at that time, now there are still your flower growers? !

President Bald Eagle: "..." His words were abruptly interrupted, and he didn't come up. He choked for a long time, and thanked the chief with shaking fingers, "Thank you, chief..."

"You don't need to comfort me." Chief Xie held his hand emotionally, suppressed his emotions firmly, and sighed, "The past is in the past. I lost my temper just now, don't worry."

President Bald Eagle: "..." I couldn't pull out my hand a few times, and I almost had a heart attack on the spot.I bother! ! !Damn stinky shameless! ! !

The anger of the cynics was agitated.

"Danmaku: Yes, how many soldiers did we sacrifice for mine clearance? My chief is already old, and I feel so uncomfortable when I mention the Anti-Japanese War. I am so heartbroken."

"Barrage: For diplomatic considerations, I have to force an understanding. Chief! You did not lose your composure! You don't need to apologize!!!"

Facing the indignant audience, facing the melancholy Chief Xie, whose strength reveals a faint fragility, the military fans and soldiers who saw the wrong power of the earth mines were deeply confused.

Could it be, could it be that, in fact, the reason why it is so powerful is because the neon lights buried many, many, many, many... thunders in the Sishui River?

When the Bald Eagle players woke up, the relevant personnel had already replaced the broken auto-following live broadcast equipment with new ones.The bald eagle's people had spent too much energy resisting the explosion before, so they could only drift weakly along the current for the time being.

The key area had been cleared in advance, but they didn't know how far they had drifted, and they even faintly saw a small boat.

The venue for their competition is the Sishui River. Of course they cannot go ashore, but it is not a violation of the rules to take a rest on a boat.

Captain Bald Eagle's eyes lit up, and he led his team members to swim over.

A small wooden boat floated on the shore, and there were an old man and a young man on board.

The captain of the bald eagle learned some fancy words, and shouted as he swam, "Over there, take us aboard!"

The boy leaned forward, raised his chin, and said decisively and arrogantly: "We don't carry foreigners!" He was so excited!I went back to my hometown on vacation to accompany my grandpa. Grandpa didn’t understand anything. After watching a live broadcast, I had to explain to him who this was, who was who and how the live broadcast was going on for a long time. the foreign team? !

The captain of the bald eagle had already swam over, and he was not disappointed when he heard the words. He just took out a stack of wet bald eagle bills from his arms, slapped them on the boat, and sneered: "Zai?"

The young man stared straight at the colorful banknotes, rolled his Adam's apple, and swallowed: "Zai... ah!"

With a "plop", the boy fell into the water.The old man slowly withdrew his feet from kicking his grandson, looked at the bald eagle team with fierce eyes for a moment, picked up the chisel, and "boom, boom, boom" a few times, the chisel leaked, and he threw the chisel into the water. There was a simple and honest smile on his face, and his yellowish teeth gleamed in the sun: "Baby, I'm sorry, the boat sank, and so did the people who punted it!"

He also "plopped" into the water, dragged his grandson and swam ashore with lightning speed, and disappeared without a trace.

Captain Bald Eagle: "..."

Members of the Bald Eagle Squad: "..."

Dazed, suffocated, shocked.

fuck it!What kind of devils are florists!

The barrage was full of "hahaha".

"Barrage: Hahahahaha, the old man is courageous! Is that his grandson hahahahaha."

"Bullet screen: That stack of bald eagle bills must have tens of thousands, hahahahahahaha? The old man didn't hesitate at all! I'm convinced! I'm not as good as him!"

"Barrage: Hahahaha am I the only one who pays attention to the grandfather's footsteps? He ran too fast, and his grandson was completely dragged away by him! I recommend this grandfather to run track and field in the Olympics next year. He will definitely break the record." !"

"Danmaku: Although, but... there is no need to dig the boat, it's a shame that the boat sank."

"Barrage: Just now my grandma said, it's a good thing that old brother ran fast, otherwise the bald eagle would have shot."

The barrage fell silent.

The flower growers are developing too fast, and it is only a matter of the past few years to fight against the bald eagle. In the eyes of the uninformed grandparents, they may still think that the bald eagle is the hegemony of the world, and the flower growers are still the same as they were decades ago. Weak chicken, even the neon and kimchi country can round and flatten it casually.

Especially the old man like the old man just now, who obviously lived on boats, was half-isolated from the world, and couldn't keep up with the times.

So they ran so fast because they thought that the bald eagles might kill people because they didn't agree.Digging the boat... because of this, even if they die, the Bald Eagles will have no boats to use.

a while.

"Barrage: The atmosphere suddenly became heavy."

"Danmaku: ... I don't know what to say, so what, should I organize a donation to the old man?"

"Danmaku: Hmm, I think it's good! You can also organize volunteers to educate grandparents about the current world situation!"

The atmosphere of Bald Eagle Squad is also very heavy.

After discussing it, they decided to float downstream for a while.Floating and floating, saw a bridge.

It was almost a desperate situation, the captain's eyes lit up again, and he led the team members to climb up the bridge with difficulty.

A few people lay wet on the bridge for a while, feeling that they were coming back to life, when a sweet and gentle female voice suddenly came from their ears: "Hello, gentlemen, this is a bridge for vehicles, and pedestrians are not allowed to go on the bridge." oh."

Captain Bald Eagle: "..." He took a deep breath, exchanged glances with several teammates around him, and tacitly decided to knock the staff unconscious so that they could have a rest.

The five members of the Bald Eagle Squad raised their heads fiercely. The girl who had seen all kinds of illegal operations took a step back vigilantly: "I have already called the police before I came here, everyone respect yourself!"

Captain Bald Eagle: "..." He clenched his fist in humiliation, "Let's go!" He took the lead and jumped down.

The other four team members looked at the girl as if they wanted to kill their father, lined up in grief and indignation, and jumped off one by one like dumplings.

Because she had to watch the surveillance video during working hours, but not the live broadcast, the girl who didn't know what happened: "..." At a loss, very at a loss.

She leaned on the railing to look at the raging river, lost in thought.As soon as she said to call the police, they jumped into the river. Could this be a group of illegal immigrants? !

The Bald Eagle team swam back according to the cheating device's guidance.The difficulty of their journey made the flower growers who watched their live broadcast feel extremely humanitarian sympathy. It is said that it also inspired a certain novelist's inspiration and was used as material to write a "New Journey to the West".

When the Bald Eagle team found Jiang Xingxiu and the others again, they saw a helicopter flying overhead.

The helicopter dropped a rubber boat and a packed lunch box.Jiang Xingxiu led the team members to climb into the rubber boat, opened the lunch box to watch lunch: "Sliced ​​boiled pork, boiled cabbage, fish-flavored shredded pork, stir-fried beef, pork ribs and corn soup, and Buddha jumps over the wall..."

Rongrong held up the lunch box piously: "I am willing to fight for the rest of my life. I can fight for the country until I am eighty...no, ninety...no, until I can't crawl!"

The steaming dish, apparently not long after it was cooked, has an attractive color, and the aroma on the faces of the audience is blurred across the screen.

The barrage exploded.

"Danmaku: Who can't?! I can too!!! I really can!!!"

"Barrage: I'm crying, I'm going to make instant noodles."

"Danmaku: The potato chips in my hand suddenly don't taste good..."

The compressed biscuits in the hands of the members of the Bald Eagle Squad were no longer fragrant.

The coffee in President Bald Eagle's hand was no longer fragrant.He slapped the table and stood up: "Thank you, chief! According to the rules, you are not allowed to deliver items to the venue!"

Chief Xie also slapped the table and got up, making the chief of the bald eagle bewildered: "It's not decent to throw rubbish in Hanoi, it's not decent, it's not decent! Who is the pilot of this helicopter? Punishment, must be punished!"

President Bald Eagle: "..." Are all the garbage in your house full of vegetables?I bother! ! !