Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

"Emmmm, isn't my country under control?" Someone replied, "The country now allows everyone to clock in and leave the community. The end of the world is coming to an end. Isn't it good for everyone to happily talk about some non-heavy topics?"

Gao Zan replied with a silly and sweet "Yes, yes", and the sand sculpture netizens were happy. As for the pessimistic and judgmental attitude, there are indeed many, but the answer that most people agree with is the above one.

Humans can't resist salted fish.

Then, habitually, the topic turned around all the way, to "Why did the end of the world appear" and "Is it the result of a mutation on the earth, or a virus launched by the Plague Company" beyond the nine bends and eighteen bends.

After making concerted efforts to send it to the hot list, among the votes of "laboratory virus leak", "UFO appeared over the White House in Diaoguo, it must be done by aliens", "nature's automatic adjustment function", the style of painting suddenly changed into a "God" The world is about to be destroyed. The last time was a big flood, this time it was a wave of zombies, which just underestimated the ability of human beings to fight." If it weren't for the addition of a dog's head at the end, netizens would not be able to take back the 40-meter sword.

Of course, this answer lived up to everyone’s expectations, and was given the first place by netizens. The style of painting below is very unified and deliberately leans on religion. No matter whether it is man-made or divine, it should be pulled out of hell. Why is God throwing viruses? He should send angels down to clean it up, what strengthened my Cthulhu evil god... I don’t know, I really think this is a place where religions flourish and communicate with each other.

When it was time for Jiang Xingxiu to take a break, he turned on his phone and saw that the latest topic had become Rabbit Country netizens praising their country’s efficiency in dealing with the end times—Rabbit Country was the first in the world to stabilize the situation and deal with the zombies first. , The government and the military, which are proud of launching the evacuation operation without any effort, are saddened by the fact that foreign countries can't even "copy homework".

How many people shouted from the air: "Please, don't run outside! Stay at home, close the anti-theft doors and windows, and use a kitchen knife to chop off the claws of the zombies through the gaps. It is safe enough. The food is distributed by the government organized by the soldiers. ! It’s not that the life of a soldier is not life, but that the soldier has protective clothing!”

"The government, the government, wearing protective clothing can prevent zombies from touching the skin in a short time, and then fire with hot weapons, why didn't you do it!"

"It's unrealistic to copy it completely, but it's very difficult to simply not go out and fight against zombies with the army, is it difficult to conform to the national conditions!"

They are really heartbroken, and it is undeniable that part of it is because of interest-this is the end of the world. If foreign countries can't hold on, there will be so many zombies all at once. There is no way to fight against the world.

Jiang Xingxiu swiped her phone, her eyebrows and eyes curved.

The team members were curious: "Professor, what are you happy about?"

He continued to be happy, and that smile was not a flash in the pan, "Look, how harmonious it is."

Is it harmonious?

The team members looked at Jiang Xingxiu, and then at the hot list on the screen of their mobile phones, feeling surprised.

Even if this could not be called a bloodbath, it was still a storm.The resumption of work has not yet started, and they are all idle. When they catch words like "copying homework", they start tearing up. Torn up "copying homework" is the pride of the Chinese people, and it is gloating. The superiority of the so-called "good students" Hats off, what can others do.

"I personally think that copying homework is really not a positive statement. However, as far as the facts are concerned, the Rabbit Country has indeed handed in a perfect answer sheet in terms of the end of the day. In some countries, their countermeasures are wrong. Watching the rising We are heartbroken. We hope they can change our method. Is it wrong? After all, our method is really not a folk prescription that is not acclimatized. Besides, if there are fewer deaths abroad, it is a matter of life and death for the rabbit country. Zombies If there are more, how can the country block it?"

"Well, we did make the 'question' first, and 'copying homework' is also a joke. I hope that some foreign countries that make things more and more serious can calm down soon. I think it's no problem. Don't worry about it. Put on your hat if you worry about the country and the people."

The team members silently liked the two replies, and silently dared not refute the professor's misunderstanding about the word "harmony".

What he didn't know was that Jiang Xingxiu had the same idea as some foreigners who could climb over the wall and had a signal nearby.

"It's so harmonious..." those people sighed.

If it weren't for the fact that there is no survival crisis in the country, would you care about these trivial matters?Only when you are full and warm can you think about lust, when you have enough food and clothing, you can know honor and disgrace, and when you know that your life is not threatened, you can worry about other things.

Unlike those countries that are still in chaos, they are full of thoughts about eliminating the end of the world, so how can they still be concerned about whether a word is used correctly?

Ask them how they feel, there is only one word——

acid.

Very sour.

While scolding the government bitterly, he is extremely envious of the current situation of Rabbit Country.

Looking at the situation on the Internet, the team members seemed to feel comfortable after drinking a big mouthful of ice water during the dog days.Look at this during the break time, with a sweet lollipop in your mouth, it's really relaxing physically and mentally.

"Huh?" The team member opened a video, and the lollipop fell out of his mouth. Fortunately, he was in the rest area of ​​the laboratory, so there was no need to worry about the food contaminating the laboratory reagents.

"Professor..." He held up his mobile phone in front of Jiang Xingxiu with a complicated expression, "Look at this, is it our laboratory?"

Although he has already recognized it, this is because their level of secrecy is superb. To enter, you have to swipe the door three times, once with a magnetic card, once with an iris, and once with a vein recognition. There is a P4 laboratory guarded by armed police at the outermost edge.

However, he still looked at the professor eagerly, hoping to get a negative answer.

The professor glanced at the video, and didn't give any room for tact, "It's our laboratory. It was when we were studying zombies."

In the video, a group of people dressed like astronauts are busy, and there are zombies tied up on the stage.Inject reagents into the abdominal cavity of Zombie No. [-], and perform an autopsy to see the changes in his kidneys.Inoculate Zombie No. [-] and observe the reaction.Bring protein to Zombie No. [-] in a four-degree cold room...

Alcohol blowtorches, graphite crucibles, syringes, test tubes, funnels, narrow-mouth bottles, condenser tubes are piled up around... People who don't know much about experiments, or who are insensitive to gratitude, easily feel that they are inhuman, more witches than witches →_→

Here comes the question, where did the video come from.As far as they are closed, mosquitoes cannot fly in.

Moreover, the team members also understand that when such a video spreads out of their mouths, they will become critics.

Some people don't think that they are researching antibodies and finding a way to crack the zombie virus, but only accuse them of looking for trouble. The end of the world is over. Isn't it good to be safe?What if something goes wrong?What if the laboratory leaks, leading to a new round of the end of the world?

They are backed by the government, which will not affect their continued research, but it still feels uncomfortable to be accused like this.

Jiang Xingxiu still frowned comfortably, picked up the sugar water and took a sip, "Don't worry, if you are on the sidelines, you may be taken to the rhythm, but the end of the world has just passed, and there are foreign comparisons, it is the national pride that is the strongest When the time comes, you take a good look, most people will be on our side."

The team members read it carefully, and after reading it, they deeply felt that a professor is a professor, and he has a good grasp of people's hearts.

It's not the same as his idea. When this video was released, the sand sculpture netizens immediately paid attention to the laboratory for researching zombies that is often seen in the Internet. It looks like this. "It looks no different from my school's laboratory." The person who said that was quickly rolled his eyes. "The people in your school's laboratory wear space suits and special breathing apparatus." Looking at the experimental equipment inside, how expensive it is to educate the speaker.

Afterwards, some people daydreamed about researching zombies and whether they could develop reagents to develop supernatural powers. "I'll buy as much as I want!" Some people are even more concerned that zombies are a form of resurrection. I don't know if the country can develop a resurrection potion.

There are all kinds of guesses, but there is no scene of blaming the government and panic that some people want to see.

There are accusations, but just like the previous accusations of whether to kill stray dogs or whether cats, cats and dogs should take the courier, it is a normal objection, and that is not the one-sided situation they want.

So, some people began to end.

The scolding war escalated.

It was discovered that foreign people came in to disturb the water, which originated from a scolding battle. An old lady was dumped directly after she seemed to be sincerely saying, "You are such a brainless protector of the country, you are a fine 'cow' and a 'carving'". A "Yeah, I'm a spiritual foreigner, sayyourmothersay", and the other party said very cutely: "My mother's business is none of your business, and I want to tell you."

Grumpy old lady: (⊙o⊙)

Oh, she seems to have discovered something.

I tried it again with the English version of sand sculpture netizens, such as "grannypeace (none of your shit)". Okay, their battlefield has mixed in with foreign people.

This can poke a hornet's nest.

Our own house is arguing, it's none of your business!

The Rabbit Country is a strange country. Her people can demote their own government to the ground, but when outsiders intervene, their guns are unanimous.

All in all, all in all, once it is discovered that someone has a tendency to be a foreigner, and after tearing up the rabbit country to study zombies, a large number of rabbit country netizens will flood into that building in just a few minutes, and they will swarm him. Attack it.

Diaoguo, Area 51, the intelligence officer looking at the computer was confused.

No, why don't you play cards according to common sense?Shouldn't such a situation be a concern for one's own life safety, shouldn't it be suspicion and questioning by the government?

You are like this, let us who deliberately make troubles, how can we explain to our superiors!

His colleague, a person who barely understands the culture of Rabbit Country, said hesitantly: "I think it should be due to the different national conditions."

"We believe in God and love, and are only loyal to the Lord and freedom. So whenever the government has something to do, we condemn, question, and scold. However, the people of Rabbit Country seem to trust the government more than freedom and God."

The author has something to say: We believe in God and love, and are only loyal to the Lord and freedom: modified from the song "Stars Deep in the Mud", the original sentence is "How many people believe in science and love, and are only loyal to freedom", I am quite I like this lyrics.