Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

The door opened slowly, and the orange cat sat behind, put down the hand that knocked on the door, and let out a very dignified "meow".In the dark night, the eyes reflect the golden light.

The Dongfeng armored off-road military vehicle drove out, the window was opened, and Jiang Xingxiu's voice came from inside: "Get in the car."

The orange cat looked up at the distance between the ground and the car window, leaped, and nimbly got into the car window, completely unable to see what effect the big lump of meat had on him.

"Can you speak human language?" Jiang Xingxiu got straight to the point. The orange cat shook its ears, with the tip of its tail pointing down, dangling in the empty space in front of the seat.

"If you can talk, it will be much more convenient for us to communicate with each other about treatment issues, for example, how many cats can you keep for 996 female cats, and whether you work 855 or [-] every day..."

The tail swayed slower and slower. The orange cat leaned its head on the cushion, tilted its head, and seemed to be looking at him.

The car stopped in one place, and the orange cat didn't realize how many people and hot weapons were hidden in the dark. The empty muzzle was aimed at his body. As long as he moved slightly, he would be executed immediately.

All the attention of the orange cat is on those beautiful female cats.

Oh my God, the one on the far left, her dark blue eyes are drowning in cats like the ocean, and the blue and white fur is covered by moonlight!I am still a mother who is breeding in the cattery!Your son is in love!

The cat next to her was licking its paws, its whole body was as black as ink, but its four paws were frost-white. It was what humans often call black feet treading snow!Mother!I love her!

And the one in the middle, her fur is so slippery, it seems to be glowing!He must often eat branded cat food for maintenance, and use a 320 yuan Christiansen comb to care for his hair.According to humans, she is a particularly expensive puppet cat, a lady among cats, with a delicate body.It doesn't matter, I am willing to pamper her!I am willing to make money to buy high-end pet food for her, the brand of PB360! 100% green natural grain-free formula!

The orange cat, which was in estrus, purred from its throat, and jumped at the blue-eyed puppet cat with a happy look of falling into the fish pile.

Did not flutter.

Jiang Xingxiu took the puppet cat into her arms and kneaded her soft ears.The orange cat patted the ground with its front paws, meowed, and stared at Jiang Xingxiu with uneasy eyes.

Didn't you say yes, assign me an object?

Jiang Xingxiu lowered her eyes: "Comrade Bones, the state will assign the object. But, should we discuss things about work first?"

The orange cat lay on the ground, staring at Jiang Xingxiu blankly and innocently, "Meow?" What are you talking about, I'm just a pure and harmless little... big orange cat who can't understand human words!

Jiang Xingxiu's expression remained unchanged: "One tube of blood per day, the scope of activities follows the regulations, and you don't run around casually. If there is a need for war, follow the dispatch of the military order. Corresponding benefits, you have 40 days of vacation a year, no special circumstances, you are free Domination. You and your spouse, food and use, are all paid and purchased by the state, with the goods inspection and quarantine certificate, there will never be the phenomenon of using cat food from small workshops to pretend to be imported food."

"Do you like peak k9, or snow mountain? Or royal family?"

The orange cat wagged its tail.The thick and long tail easily swept the 184 soldier holding the broom to the ground, causing the broom branches to scatter all over the ground.

"If you prefer raw meat or cooked homemade, there will also be a dedicated chef to make it for you."

The pointed ears trembled, and the orange cat scratched its paws.

"Other odds and ends, such as combs for grooming hair, objects for keeping cool in summer, and cat scratching boards for grinding claws, you can choose what you like."

"Just..." Jiang Xingxiu took out a syringe, the standard state, compared with the body of the orange cat, it is as small as a mosquito, "You draw so little blood every day. You only need to draw one tube. If you want to draw more, you must ask for help." Agree, and pay an additional fee that you are satisfied with."

The orange cat stared at the syringe and felt that it was not unacceptable for him to be hired by humans.

Jiang Xingxiu made a gesture, and a soldier brought a paper contract, a pen, and a copy of ink pad, and put them between the person and the cat.Jiang Xingxiu didn't look much, picked up a pen, and signed the paper in beautiful cursive characters.Then, press your fingerprint.

Push the contract to Orange Cat.He held the contract paper with his two forelimbs, and his eyes patrolled it. After reading line by line, he raised his head and said, "Human beings."

Others: "..." Thousands of words turned into a sentence in my heart.

This cat is so weird that it can really speak human words!

Jiang Xingxiu raised his eyebrows: "My surname is Jiang, and my full name is Jiang Xingxiu. You can call me by my full name, Comrade Jiang, or Comrade Jiang Xingxiu. You don't want me to see you, just call me 'cat', right?"

The orange cat pondered for three seconds, then nodded solemnly: "Comrade Jiang." He remembered that Jiang Xingxiu called him Comrade Bones.

"Ok?"

"Since five days ago, I have been able to understand human language one after another, and can speak and read, meow—" the orange cat has a serious face, and can't even hold back its sharp claws.

He patted the ground with an excited expression: "During five days, I had my balls cut three times in a row, three times! Every time I couldn't control my subconscious mind and let it grow well, I would be hugged and cut off by humans! I have a request, you add it, you are not allowed to cut my balls again! Add it and I agree to draw your blood!"

What he said, even if he knew it was a cat in front of him, and it was normal to sterilize the cat, it still made the soldiers sympathize with him.

It's too awful.Being cut once is enough to be desperate and painful enough, but to be cut alive three times, no wonder the fourth time it will violently hurt people.

Jiang Xingxiu nodded, "Success, I'll ask other comrades to print a new contract for you."

As soon as the new contract arrived, Jiang Xingxiu tore up the old one, and signed and fingerprinted the new contract as before.

The orange cat also held a pen in its mouth, and wrote its name "Bone" crookedly, and then patted the plum blossom seal on the contract paper.

Jiang Xingxiu handed the copy of the contract to Orange Cat, and the other party waved his paw: "You take it, I don't have a pocket. I have other things to do now."

Before Jiang Xingxiu could think of what was going on, he saw the orange cat standing up, shaking his huge body, and walking towards the black cat: "Meow meow meow——"

The black cat raised its chin slightly, stretching from the chin to the chest, drawing a beautiful streamline. "Meow--"

Then, the two cats left one after the other.

Deputy Commander: "They won't be... just doing pornography in the barracks, right?"

"After all, I have been holding back for two months just because I didn't solve the estrus period, and I was castrated three times later. I can't bear it." Jiang Xingxiu picked up the contract and the copy of the contract and handed it to the deputy commander, "Comrade, please You put them in the safe."

"Yes!"

"Commander!" A soldier trotted over with a walkie-talkie, "In the xx sea area, a foreign cruise ship was found wanting to dock, but it was blocked by the fleet. Please give instructions!"

"Are there any Chinese on the cruise ship?"

"Report to the commander, no!"

Jiang Xingxiu's tone was cold and firm: "It is forbidden to dock. If it is forced to dock, it will be driven out by force."

"Yes!"

The soldier delivering the message turned on the walkie-talkie and quickly and clearly repeated Jiang Xingxiu's instructions to the other side.

After receiving the order, the East China Sea Fleet quickly shouted to the ship in English: "Please detour within 10 minutes. Our sea area does not accept foreign guests for the time being."

The ship found the shore with great difficulty, and was not willing to leave. They played all kinds of emotional cards and begged the Rabbit Navy to forgive them. However, no matter how much they begged, the fleet just obeyed the order and repeated: "Please detour within 29 minutes. Our sea area does not accept foreign guests for the time being."

"Please detour within 25 minutes. Our sea area does not accept foreign guests for the time being."

"Please make a detour within 10 minutes. Our sea area is temporarily closed to foreign guests."

No oil and salt.

The aggressive people cursed, the kind people begged to take women and children on board, and those with poor psychological endurance cried and cried on board, one to vent their anger, and the other to arouse the navy's compassion.

However, no matter what they say, there will always be only one cold sentence on the side of the Rabbit Kingdom fleet: "Please detour within xx minutes. Our sea area does not accept foreign guests for the time being."

If they can see the situation on the fleet, they can find that these soldiers are not hard-hearted, and there is no tolerance on their faces.However, the military order is too big, they can only force their hearts to soften, and ruthlessly reject the other party's request for help.

Listening to the 10-minute countdown getting closer, someone made a desperate bet: "There are zombies on our boat, and they are locked up. Please save people! Zombies will smash the door from inside at any time, and we have already We have been floating on the sea for more than half a month, and we have been refused to enter the port after passing through four ports. We are healthy, and the zombies are all locked up!"

"Chief of Staff..." A navy couldn't help but speak.

The chief of staff looked over with cold eyes, which made the navy's teeth soften, and he half bowed his head guiltily: "Sorry."

Military orders are like mountains, and soldiers must obey them. He shouldn't question them at this time.

The chief of staff looked at him and said sharply, "What is Article 38 of the Internal Affairs Regulations?"

The navy subconsciously began to recite: "The subordinates must resolutely implement the order, and report the implementation situation to the chief in time..." A look of shame appeared on his face.

The chief of staff said indifferently: "The next sentence."

"If you think the order is not in line with the actual situation, you can mention it..." He raised his eyes in surprise, stumbled under the gaze of the chief of staff, and finished reading the next few words. "Propose, make a suggestion."

"continue."

The navy became more and more fluent: "But when the chief does not change the order, it must still be resolutely implemented!"

Chief is a person or a group of people who rank first in a certain range.Or refers to a leader in the military; also refers to a senior leader in a government department.What they read here refers to Jiang Xingxiu as the head of the substitution.

"Very good. Go back and receive your punishment, as punishment for calling me out instead of making suggestions." After finishing speaking, the chief of staff looked at the signal soldier, "Excuse me, please contact General Jiang and report the situation here. matter."