Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]
Chapter 117 The Urban Legend of the Azure Dragon
"what--"
"Ow—"
The former is the tender voice of a beauty, while the latter is the Hong voice of a rhinoceros.When Jiang Xingxiu overtook the car, he could still catch a glimpse of the beautiful face in the aftermath of his eyes, opening his mouth to make a sound, but was forced to hold back by the rhinoceros' cry.
The rich second generation who drove the car was the same. I guess they couldn't figure out why they could drive so fast with a rhinoceros sitting in the car.
Of course it was because Jiang Xingxiu asked Xi to control his weight.After all, she is a monster, and her weight can be adjusted by herself. The owner of the race track thought that Rhino was [-]. In fact, after Rhino was adjusted, her weight was not much different from that of a normal racing girl.
"Quick! Dump him!" Xi played very vigorously, especially when overtaking and cornering, the cheers made people wonder that this is not a racing track, but a cattle farm.
"Overtaking! Overtaking!"
"There's a curve ahead—oh——"
"Quickly quick-faster-"
Originally, everyone was supposed to speak to the rhino to express shock and fear, but none of the people present knew the giant beast in Beijing that day and the magic of the Qinglong mask—for example, it can appear all over the country in one night.Hearing the rhino's words, he was just shocked, and a second monster appeared beside the Qinglong mask.
There are flying ones in the sky, and some running on the ground. I don't know if there will be a merman next time.
Water, land and air, complete.
The car provided by the owner of the racing track crossed the finish line of the third round first and won the championship.The runner-up who was following behind slammed on the brakes, and the tires slid the car several meters out of the champion car. The people in the car walked down with their arms around the beautiful woman in the passenger seat, and said to Jiang Xingxiu: "Brother, awesome, this car No matter how you drive it, you can take the first place with a rhino.”
"He's actually not heavy, just like the beauty next to you."
When the beauty heard what Jiang Xingxiu said, her face turned green instantly.The figure she has worked so hard to maintain is still considered as heavy as a rhinoceros?
Jiang Xingxiu smiled, patted the horn of the rhinoceros, "jump."
A normal rhinoceros jump would definitely cause an earthquake, but the one in front of them, after jumping a few times, others wondered if it was just a leather sheath, which was put on by a person pretending to be a rhinoceros.
However, this reassures others.The weight is about the same, that is the gap in driving skills.
The man took off his helmet and put it under his ribs, "Brother, take a break, let's play another round?" He was so hot that he was sweating, but his eyes were very bright, and his face was very energetic.
It could be felt that he thought he had run into an opponent.
The owner of the racing track introduced: "Young Master Xi is our car king here. Before you, as long as he leaves the field, he can take the first place."
Master Xi wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and said casually: "The car king is not interesting, it is only interesting if you win or lose." He stared at Jiang Xingxiu with burning eyes: "Another round?"
Xi's eyes were also burning: "Great Sage, let me try it! This is really exciting!"
He is not a monster that is good at speed. The top speed of an ordinary rhinoceros is 55 kilometers per hour. If it is replaced by a monster rhinoceros, it is only 200 kilometers. For rhinoceros, drag racing is really fun.
It's more comfortable when turning.It feels like the whole rhino is going to be thrown out.Top-heavy, only thinking about screaming.
What made his adrenaline soar the most was when overtaking.Competition is always the most motivating comparison, and Xi just wants to keep others behind, and wants to win.Jiang Xingxiu guessed that if there is a leaderboard here, it is estimated that Xi can hang around here until he becomes the number one in the leaderboard.
Letting a rhino drive... Others feel that they have heard some ridiculous request, but seeing that the rhino speaks fluently and has a normal IQ, it seems that the rhino driving is not a big deal.
Jiang Xingxiu first rejected the man's invitation, and then rejected Xi: "No way. You have short hands and short feet, how can you hold the steering wheel and step on the clutch."
Xi lowered his head and looked at his short limbs. He was very wronged and said loudly, "Then I can install artificial limbs!"
"...do you know about prosthetics?"
"Before I heard someone say that someone played this game, broke his leg, and installed a prosthetic limb. I guess, it should be the meaning of fake limbs. It can make the body have legs again, and it can also lengthen my legs !"
No... Actually, you are a bit embarrassed by the current medical science...
Jiang Xingxiu euphemistically put forward that his idea was a bit difficult, and he was stunned for a while, "Then... I can wait, anyway, I have a long life span, sleep, and after decades, maybe it will be fine."
"Don't be busy sleeping yet." Jiang Xingxiu pulled him into the auditorium, and before the next game started, he pointed to a big notice board, "Come, pick a number."
Xi picked a number at random, and Jiang Xingxiu asked him to sit and watch the track, "You picked the No. 100 car, and I gave you 960 yuan. If this driver wins, we will have [-] yuan."
Xi has no concept of money, but he probably understands that it means doubling the same thing.
Then, he lost.
The first runner is number two.
Jiang Xingxiu smiled and took out another 100 yuan, "Try?"
Although he didn't play, Xi felt his heart beating faster, just like when he was climbing a mountain, he was afraid that he would fall, his heart beat faster, his blood became cold, and he had difficulty breathing.
Sting, stimulate!
With doubts and a racing heart, Xi solemnly placed the red paper on the note of the No. 370 car.He is [-] years old this year, with two sevens, the number seven car will definitely win the first place.
Five minutes later, the race started and all ten cars rushed out.As expected, the No. 5 car was separated from the other cars by half a car, and Xi excitedly slapped the railing: "Oh——"
However, at the next corner, the No. [-] car overtook.
"Come on! No. [-]! You can catch up!" Xi Bang Bang Bang banged on the railing, and the whole railing was shaken by him.
He shouted along with the people around him, with a loud voice, and in that hot atmosphere, he had completely forgotten about wanting to drive.I knew that I was pulling my throat: "Super Chaochao--"
After one game, the expressions were different, some cheered, some lamented, Xi panted heavily, and looked at Jiang Xingxiu with red eyes: "Great Sage, can you give me another piece of that paper?"
Xiao Qinglong frowned lightly: "That's called money, similar to the cultivation resources in your mountain and sea world..."
Xi understands, cultivation resources cannot be given for free, "Then how do I get the money!"
Xiao Qinglong continued to frown, "This is made by the people of China, that is, the land under your feet. As long as you live and work here, you will have money. But you must first become a citizen of China, that is, you To join Shenzhou. Oh, I forgot to say, if you want to drive a racing car, you must get a driver's license, which is something that allows you to drive. With it, you can buy your own car, and then assemble it to be faster and perform better A better car can be used to compete with others."
Xiao Qinglong was very distressed: "But, you are such a big monster, you definitely don't want to live with people, and join the forces of human beings, right?"
"No! I would! I would very much like it!"
"But..." Xiao Qinglong was still very distressed, and he sighed faintly, "The Mountain and Sea Realm has always wanted to invade here, and since everyone is dead, there will be no one to make new cars."
"Who would dare!" White gas spewed from the rhinoceros's nose, "Humans are so useful! I will never allow them to harm humans!"
After killing human beings, who will accompany him in racing and gambling!Looking for monsters?Come on, you have to learn everything from scratch, so there is no such thing as taking off-the-shelf.
Xiao Qinglong's tail curled up on the chair immediately straightened happily, gently hooked the iron rod under the chair and then retracted quietly, forming a ball again.
He Benlong patted the thick skin of the rhinoceros, "I have the same thought as you. If human beings are not alive, who will provide us with enjoyment."
Rhino nodded fiercely.
"So, don't worry, I will take you to play other things, and I will pay for it."
Next is bungee jumping, rock climbing, hot pot fried chicken fat house happy water, arcade VR computer games, eating, drinking and having fun.Sugar-coated cannonballs, rhinoceros and sugar-coated cannonballs were swallowed together, and I didn't feel anything wrong, I just thought that this new lord was really a good dragon, he would have a lot of fun, the human world is really happy, there are many things that can make him happy.
Now, they are lying on the prairie of Inner Mongolia, with the scenery in the distance and roasted whole sheep in the distance.
The breeze is blowing, and the heat is all gone.
Under the dying sunset, Jiang Xingxiu held up her mobile phone and looked at the "-200", "-350" and "-755" in Alipay... a total of 21340 yuan was spent.
This icing is expensive.
When the moon rose, Jiang Xingxiu put the back of his hand on his forehead and looked at the moon: "I didn't know the moon when I was young, so I called it a white jade plate. Rhinoceros, tell me, if the moon is really a white jade plate, how about I dig a piece?"
Xi thought for a while: "I have friendship with Tengu, if you want to dig the moon, why don't you bring Tengu with you?"
Jiang Xingxiu laughed immediately, with laughter overflowing from her throat, her chest rising and falling. "Rhino, you are so cute."
Rhinoceros:? ? ?
Jiang Xingxiu quickly stopped smiling.
Where does he really want to dig the moon, he just sighs that money is really irresistible.What's more, the moon in the mountains and seas should not be the moon, which can be eaten, but the moon on the human side cannot be dug.
"It's time for you to go back. I'll open a passage to take you back. After I get rid of Taotie and Wuwu, I'll open the gate of the mountain and sea realm and let you come over."
Xi nodded, and touched the small cloth bag hanging around his neck. There was a mobile phone in it, which was charged by solar energy. Unfortunately, there was no signal in the mountain and sea world. He could only play downloaded games and watch downloaded movies.
Before leaving, Xi Yin earnestly said, "Great Sage, I'll be waiting for you, please be sure to convince human beings to build a signal station for us!"
"There are also racing tracks, hot pot restaurants, cold drink shops, movie theaters..."
Before Xi finished reciting one by one, Jiang Xingxiu threw him directly into the passage, closed the passage door, and felt that the other party had destroyed the passage after reaching the mountain and sea boundary.
By the way, rub the eyebrows.
Did he overdo it with the amount of icing?However, this should be able to take down most of the monsters in the mountain and sea world.
After returning to the mountain and sea world, the rhinoceros used his influence to summon many demon kings and little demons—the ones who can stay in the mountain and sea world now are those who don't like fighting and don't like cannibalism.The Great Sage Shenlong said that as long as he persuades these monsters, the Shanhaijie will become the Shanhai Province of China in the future!He will be able to live a life with hot pot, coke and racing cars in the future!
Xi believes that these monsters who are not interested in fighting and killing will definitely like human life very much.Because so is he.
"Come on, everyone, watch a few videos with me! 'Good Day', 'A Bite of China', 'News Network', 'Extreme Challenge'——shall we start watching one by one?"
The monsters couldn't figure it out, but soon, they were attracted by the eating, drinking and having fun in the video.
After reading it, one by one surrounded the rhinoceros and asked: "Is human life really so enjoyable!"
"Is the food humans eat really that good!"
"Humans are so good at looking for excitement! Seeing it makes me want to play!"
"Xi, how did you get these things?"
Xi just said that it was a new great sage who came to him and took him to play around. These moving pictures were also given to him by the other party.
"Did that great sage say when he will come next time?" A monster asked urgently. "I can also go to the human side!"
Xi took out a box, "The Great Sage said, after I watch the video, if you are interested in Shenzhou, let me open this box."
"Then hurry up and open it!"
A snake demon was even more anxious than him, so he twitched his tail and lifted the cover.
Three hundred ghosts came out, facing three hundred monsters.The clothes and hats on the ghosts' heads all have red stars.
One of the ghosts smiled: "Excuse me, are you comrades from the mountain and sea world? We are political commissars belonging to Shenzhou, and we were fished out of the long river of time by Shenlong to teach everyone."
Xi looked left and right, took a step forward, and acted as a representative: "We are from the world of mountains and seas. But what is a comrade? Also, what does it mean to have a class?"
Ghost: "Comrade is what we call you. We are invited by Shenlong to give you one-on-one ideological education. Eight hours of work, three shifts, Shenlong said, you take classes seriously, pass the exam, and let the mountain and sea world be merged Shenzhou becomes a province of Shenzhou."
And so on!
The monsters were very enthusiastic: "Hurry up, hurry up, give us a lesson! We want an exam! We want hot pot and Coke!"
"Ow—"
The former is the tender voice of a beauty, while the latter is the Hong voice of a rhinoceros.When Jiang Xingxiu overtook the car, he could still catch a glimpse of the beautiful face in the aftermath of his eyes, opening his mouth to make a sound, but was forced to hold back by the rhinoceros' cry.
The rich second generation who drove the car was the same. I guess they couldn't figure out why they could drive so fast with a rhinoceros sitting in the car.
Of course it was because Jiang Xingxiu asked Xi to control his weight.After all, she is a monster, and her weight can be adjusted by herself. The owner of the race track thought that Rhino was [-]. In fact, after Rhino was adjusted, her weight was not much different from that of a normal racing girl.
"Quick! Dump him!" Xi played very vigorously, especially when overtaking and cornering, the cheers made people wonder that this is not a racing track, but a cattle farm.
"Overtaking! Overtaking!"
"There's a curve ahead—oh——"
"Quickly quick-faster-"
Originally, everyone was supposed to speak to the rhino to express shock and fear, but none of the people present knew the giant beast in Beijing that day and the magic of the Qinglong mask—for example, it can appear all over the country in one night.Hearing the rhino's words, he was just shocked, and a second monster appeared beside the Qinglong mask.
There are flying ones in the sky, and some running on the ground. I don't know if there will be a merman next time.
Water, land and air, complete.
The car provided by the owner of the racing track crossed the finish line of the third round first and won the championship.The runner-up who was following behind slammed on the brakes, and the tires slid the car several meters out of the champion car. The people in the car walked down with their arms around the beautiful woman in the passenger seat, and said to Jiang Xingxiu: "Brother, awesome, this car No matter how you drive it, you can take the first place with a rhino.”
"He's actually not heavy, just like the beauty next to you."
When the beauty heard what Jiang Xingxiu said, her face turned green instantly.The figure she has worked so hard to maintain is still considered as heavy as a rhinoceros?
Jiang Xingxiu smiled, patted the horn of the rhinoceros, "jump."
A normal rhinoceros jump would definitely cause an earthquake, but the one in front of them, after jumping a few times, others wondered if it was just a leather sheath, which was put on by a person pretending to be a rhinoceros.
However, this reassures others.The weight is about the same, that is the gap in driving skills.
The man took off his helmet and put it under his ribs, "Brother, take a break, let's play another round?" He was so hot that he was sweating, but his eyes were very bright, and his face was very energetic.
It could be felt that he thought he had run into an opponent.
The owner of the racing track introduced: "Young Master Xi is our car king here. Before you, as long as he leaves the field, he can take the first place."
Master Xi wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and said casually: "The car king is not interesting, it is only interesting if you win or lose." He stared at Jiang Xingxiu with burning eyes: "Another round?"
Xi's eyes were also burning: "Great Sage, let me try it! This is really exciting!"
He is not a monster that is good at speed. The top speed of an ordinary rhinoceros is 55 kilometers per hour. If it is replaced by a monster rhinoceros, it is only 200 kilometers. For rhinoceros, drag racing is really fun.
It's more comfortable when turning.It feels like the whole rhino is going to be thrown out.Top-heavy, only thinking about screaming.
What made his adrenaline soar the most was when overtaking.Competition is always the most motivating comparison, and Xi just wants to keep others behind, and wants to win.Jiang Xingxiu guessed that if there is a leaderboard here, it is estimated that Xi can hang around here until he becomes the number one in the leaderboard.
Letting a rhino drive... Others feel that they have heard some ridiculous request, but seeing that the rhino speaks fluently and has a normal IQ, it seems that the rhino driving is not a big deal.
Jiang Xingxiu first rejected the man's invitation, and then rejected Xi: "No way. You have short hands and short feet, how can you hold the steering wheel and step on the clutch."
Xi lowered his head and looked at his short limbs. He was very wronged and said loudly, "Then I can install artificial limbs!"
"...do you know about prosthetics?"
"Before I heard someone say that someone played this game, broke his leg, and installed a prosthetic limb. I guess, it should be the meaning of fake limbs. It can make the body have legs again, and it can also lengthen my legs !"
No... Actually, you are a bit embarrassed by the current medical science...
Jiang Xingxiu euphemistically put forward that his idea was a bit difficult, and he was stunned for a while, "Then... I can wait, anyway, I have a long life span, sleep, and after decades, maybe it will be fine."
"Don't be busy sleeping yet." Jiang Xingxiu pulled him into the auditorium, and before the next game started, he pointed to a big notice board, "Come, pick a number."
Xi picked a number at random, and Jiang Xingxiu asked him to sit and watch the track, "You picked the No. 100 car, and I gave you 960 yuan. If this driver wins, we will have [-] yuan."
Xi has no concept of money, but he probably understands that it means doubling the same thing.
Then, he lost.
The first runner is number two.
Jiang Xingxiu smiled and took out another 100 yuan, "Try?"
Although he didn't play, Xi felt his heart beating faster, just like when he was climbing a mountain, he was afraid that he would fall, his heart beat faster, his blood became cold, and he had difficulty breathing.
Sting, stimulate!
With doubts and a racing heart, Xi solemnly placed the red paper on the note of the No. 370 car.He is [-] years old this year, with two sevens, the number seven car will definitely win the first place.
Five minutes later, the race started and all ten cars rushed out.As expected, the No. 5 car was separated from the other cars by half a car, and Xi excitedly slapped the railing: "Oh——"
However, at the next corner, the No. [-] car overtook.
"Come on! No. [-]! You can catch up!" Xi Bang Bang Bang banged on the railing, and the whole railing was shaken by him.
He shouted along with the people around him, with a loud voice, and in that hot atmosphere, he had completely forgotten about wanting to drive.I knew that I was pulling my throat: "Super Chaochao--"
After one game, the expressions were different, some cheered, some lamented, Xi panted heavily, and looked at Jiang Xingxiu with red eyes: "Great Sage, can you give me another piece of that paper?"
Xiao Qinglong frowned lightly: "That's called money, similar to the cultivation resources in your mountain and sea world..."
Xi understands, cultivation resources cannot be given for free, "Then how do I get the money!"
Xiao Qinglong continued to frown, "This is made by the people of China, that is, the land under your feet. As long as you live and work here, you will have money. But you must first become a citizen of China, that is, you To join Shenzhou. Oh, I forgot to say, if you want to drive a racing car, you must get a driver's license, which is something that allows you to drive. With it, you can buy your own car, and then assemble it to be faster and perform better A better car can be used to compete with others."
Xiao Qinglong was very distressed: "But, you are such a big monster, you definitely don't want to live with people, and join the forces of human beings, right?"
"No! I would! I would very much like it!"
"But..." Xiao Qinglong was still very distressed, and he sighed faintly, "The Mountain and Sea Realm has always wanted to invade here, and since everyone is dead, there will be no one to make new cars."
"Who would dare!" White gas spewed from the rhinoceros's nose, "Humans are so useful! I will never allow them to harm humans!"
After killing human beings, who will accompany him in racing and gambling!Looking for monsters?Come on, you have to learn everything from scratch, so there is no such thing as taking off-the-shelf.
Xiao Qinglong's tail curled up on the chair immediately straightened happily, gently hooked the iron rod under the chair and then retracted quietly, forming a ball again.
He Benlong patted the thick skin of the rhinoceros, "I have the same thought as you. If human beings are not alive, who will provide us with enjoyment."
Rhino nodded fiercely.
"So, don't worry, I will take you to play other things, and I will pay for it."
Next is bungee jumping, rock climbing, hot pot fried chicken fat house happy water, arcade VR computer games, eating, drinking and having fun.Sugar-coated cannonballs, rhinoceros and sugar-coated cannonballs were swallowed together, and I didn't feel anything wrong, I just thought that this new lord was really a good dragon, he would have a lot of fun, the human world is really happy, there are many things that can make him happy.
Now, they are lying on the prairie of Inner Mongolia, with the scenery in the distance and roasted whole sheep in the distance.
The breeze is blowing, and the heat is all gone.
Under the dying sunset, Jiang Xingxiu held up her mobile phone and looked at the "-200", "-350" and "-755" in Alipay... a total of 21340 yuan was spent.
This icing is expensive.
When the moon rose, Jiang Xingxiu put the back of his hand on his forehead and looked at the moon: "I didn't know the moon when I was young, so I called it a white jade plate. Rhinoceros, tell me, if the moon is really a white jade plate, how about I dig a piece?"
Xi thought for a while: "I have friendship with Tengu, if you want to dig the moon, why don't you bring Tengu with you?"
Jiang Xingxiu laughed immediately, with laughter overflowing from her throat, her chest rising and falling. "Rhino, you are so cute."
Rhinoceros:? ? ?
Jiang Xingxiu quickly stopped smiling.
Where does he really want to dig the moon, he just sighs that money is really irresistible.What's more, the moon in the mountains and seas should not be the moon, which can be eaten, but the moon on the human side cannot be dug.
"It's time for you to go back. I'll open a passage to take you back. After I get rid of Taotie and Wuwu, I'll open the gate of the mountain and sea realm and let you come over."
Xi nodded, and touched the small cloth bag hanging around his neck. There was a mobile phone in it, which was charged by solar energy. Unfortunately, there was no signal in the mountain and sea world. He could only play downloaded games and watch downloaded movies.
Before leaving, Xi Yin earnestly said, "Great Sage, I'll be waiting for you, please be sure to convince human beings to build a signal station for us!"
"There are also racing tracks, hot pot restaurants, cold drink shops, movie theaters..."
Before Xi finished reciting one by one, Jiang Xingxiu threw him directly into the passage, closed the passage door, and felt that the other party had destroyed the passage after reaching the mountain and sea boundary.
By the way, rub the eyebrows.
Did he overdo it with the amount of icing?However, this should be able to take down most of the monsters in the mountain and sea world.
After returning to the mountain and sea world, the rhinoceros used his influence to summon many demon kings and little demons—the ones who can stay in the mountain and sea world now are those who don't like fighting and don't like cannibalism.The Great Sage Shenlong said that as long as he persuades these monsters, the Shanhaijie will become the Shanhai Province of China in the future!He will be able to live a life with hot pot, coke and racing cars in the future!
Xi believes that these monsters who are not interested in fighting and killing will definitely like human life very much.Because so is he.
"Come on, everyone, watch a few videos with me! 'Good Day', 'A Bite of China', 'News Network', 'Extreme Challenge'——shall we start watching one by one?"
The monsters couldn't figure it out, but soon, they were attracted by the eating, drinking and having fun in the video.
After reading it, one by one surrounded the rhinoceros and asked: "Is human life really so enjoyable!"
"Is the food humans eat really that good!"
"Humans are so good at looking for excitement! Seeing it makes me want to play!"
"Xi, how did you get these things?"
Xi just said that it was a new great sage who came to him and took him to play around. These moving pictures were also given to him by the other party.
"Did that great sage say when he will come next time?" A monster asked urgently. "I can also go to the human side!"
Xi took out a box, "The Great Sage said, after I watch the video, if you are interested in Shenzhou, let me open this box."
"Then hurry up and open it!"
A snake demon was even more anxious than him, so he twitched his tail and lifted the cover.
Three hundred ghosts came out, facing three hundred monsters.The clothes and hats on the ghosts' heads all have red stars.
One of the ghosts smiled: "Excuse me, are you comrades from the mountain and sea world? We are political commissars belonging to Shenzhou, and we were fished out of the long river of time by Shenlong to teach everyone."
Xi looked left and right, took a step forward, and acted as a representative: "We are from the world of mountains and seas. But what is a comrade? Also, what does it mean to have a class?"
Ghost: "Comrade is what we call you. We are invited by Shenlong to give you one-on-one ideological education. Eight hours of work, three shifts, Shenlong said, you take classes seriously, pass the exam, and let the mountain and sea world be merged Shenzhou becomes a province of Shenzhou."
And so on!
The monsters were very enthusiastic: "Hurry up, hurry up, give us a lesson! We want an exam! We want hot pot and Coke!"
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