Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

Mr. White Fox has a girlfriend.

Those who have been rescued can see that every time Mr. White Fox saves someone, a beautiful girl will come out of the shadows to wipe his sweat, encourage him, and send him a sweet kiss along the way. Mr. White Fox especially likes this trick. After being kissed, he was very motivated, and he also made a lot of cool moves when fighting.

——Although, in the eyes of an insider, those actions are useless and full of flaws.

The strange thing is that some people think that this girl is a flaw—she didn't cover her face, and wanted to find out from her identity, so as to deduce who the white fox is, but no matter who checks, they can't find the other party's information , as if before she became the girlfriend of Mr. White Fox, this person never existed.

Wei Guanfa was unaware of this.

He was just a powerless student, and he never thought about his girlfriend's identity, let alone check it.

However, his girlfriend had a deep affection for him, so she took the initiative to tell him: "Brother Guanfa, I lied to you..."

Seeing his girlfriend nestled weakly on the sofa, with tears rolling down her palm-sized face, Wei Guanfa was so distressed that he didn't care if he lied or not: "It's okay, it's okay, I forgive you."

The girlfriend asked timidly, "What if I'm not human?"

As if afraid that Wei Guanfa would fear her, his girlfriend got up from the sofa immediately, hugged Wei Guanfa while crying, and pressed the boy against her soft chest: "Brother Guanfa, listen, you can hear Is my heart beating? Plopping, like a human heartbeat, don't be afraid of me."

The fragrance of his daughter penetrated into his nostrils, Wei Guanfa didn't have the time to think about other things, his mind suddenly buzzed, even if a knife was pointed at his back now, he couldn't react.

What about monsters?After a few minutes, his brain finally started to work, he thought, his girlfriend is so beautiful, she must be a kind monster.

"Actually, I have a fish tail. You should know what I am, right?" The girlfriend held the hot cocoa, sipped it in small sips, and slowly stroked the delicate touch of the white porcelain with her fingertips.Wei Guanfa's eyeballs were almost glued to those hands.

"Tail...well, fish tail." He was talking, but he was obviously thoughtless, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

The girlfriend put down the cup, leaned over and held the boy's hand, "Brother Guanfa, I confess, I approached you on purpose. Apart from admiring your heroic figure, I also want you to help us live in this world with dignity." .”

"Okay...help...help...everything..."

"Great! Brother Guanfa, you are so kind!"

Wei Guanfa heard such a version from his girlfriend.

There is a group of little monsters who live and work in peace and contentment, they like the world, they like humans, and they especially like the things invented by humans, but humans are afraid of them and will not accept them, thinking that they will eat people.

"Do you think I can eat people?"

Wei Guanfa shook his head.

"That's right, I will accompany you to eat every day this month. We are not monsters that must eat people, but you are too vigilant, and you will definitely not believe what we say. Brother Guanfa, you are a hero, admired by everyone , They will definitely listen to what you say!"

Oh!

Wei Guanfa understood what she meant, and hoped that he could endorse the little monsters and show kindness to humans.

Only he can do this.He is very famous on the Internet, and he is still a fan club!

He pulled out the red scarf he wore in elementary school from the drawer and tied it on his chest. Wei Guanfa straightened his chest, and the fiery red scarf fluttered on his chest. "No problem, just leave it to me!"

It's up to him to save the Little Mermaid!

Jiang Xingxiu was a little confused.

He knew that Mr. White Fox was an immature student, and he neither agreed nor opposed to his desire to date a goblin.After all, he is not Fa Hai, he insists on breaking up the monsters when they are harmless, causing the consequences of flooding Jinshan.

However, he did not expect that Mr. White Fox would be coaxed into revealing his identity, and he declared on the live broadcast that he would be a human ambassador to monsters to promote the harmonious coexistence between humans and monsters.

"Everyone should have read Liaozhai and The Legend of the White Snake. There are many good monsters in them, such as Xiaoqian, Xin Shisanniang, and Bai Niangzi. The novels rely on generalized and typical methods, based on real life. , Fictitious plot, the above passage is from Mr. Qin Mu's "Prose Creation Talk". The "South Qin and North Yang" in the Chinese prose circle, among which Nan Qin is Mr. Qin Mu."

In the video, Wei Guanfa talks eloquently.

"Even Mr. Qin Mu agrees that novels have a basis in real life, so Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's basis in reality is me and my daughter..."

"Love." He stood up from his chair, and deliberately used a title that could show that he was very literary.Holding his girlfriend with one hand, he took off the white fox mask from his face with the other hand, "I, Wei Guanfa, is the white fox boy you like, I hope I can use my real identity as a guarantee, those little monsters I really want to join our big family.”

Even if he has never even seen the faces of those monsters.

Jiang Xingxiu shook his head.

Wei Guanfa thought too simply.

Xiaoqian is the victim, Xin Shishiniang is a Taoist female cultivator, and even the white lady has Guanyin Bodhisattva and Lishan old mother to help her testify her character. What does his girlfriend have?

Even at first, it was approached by deception.

Jiang Xingxiu frowned as he watched Wei Guanfa's show of affection on TV, and how he contacted some wealthy people through the program group. On the program, he seemed steady but was young and discussed with them about funding for the little monster's life in the big city.

Spinning Turtle came out of the water with a splash, staring at the screen curiously, "This white fox boy is really a good person, and he is willing to speak for the little monster."

"A good person? He is indeed a good person, but what he does is not necessarily a good thing."

Xuangui doesn't understand, but he can listen to the master.

Jiang Xingxiu picked up the tortoise and put the cold tortoise shell on the palm of his hand, and then told him in a good mood: "Sometimes, good intentions will do bad things. He knows that those little monsters really don't eat it." people, instead of cheating him?"

"Can he be sure that the businessman he's working with is trying to catch the little monster and eat meat and drink blood in pursuit of longevity?"

"Can he guarantee that those monsters will not cause panic when they enter the city? Are humans willing to live in harmony with them?"

Jiang Xingxiu was very sure that Wei Guanfa didn't think too much about it, and probably agreed in a flash of his brain.

Looking at the other party's young and beautiful girlfriend, Jiang Xingxiu had another guess. Wei Guanfa was most likely a sperm bug, and his girlfriend rushed to contact the TV station because she acted coquettishly.

This person should be called Wei Guanhai, the sea whose brain is full of water.

After Xuan Gui listened, he nodded seriously: "Yes, you must be cautious in everything. If you are not cautious, you will not know where your bones will be spit out after you die."

Jiang Xingxiu said with a smile: "If it were me, I would choose to cooperate with the country. If I have a registered permanent residence, I will be the 57th ethnic group, and I can also enjoy the subsistence allowances for poverty alleviation. If anyone dares to attack a monster with registered permanent residence, they will call the police. protected by law."

It is definitely better than any meeting on a sea cruise ship.

Thanks to Wei Guanfa, the rich merchants and the monsters had a friendly meeting at sea, and thanks to those rich merchants who were not afraid of death, they actually dared to go.

The next day is the weekend, there is no need to go to school to make up lessons in the morning, only in the afternoon, Xiao Qinglong turns back to the original god, nests in the clouds in a ball, looking at the big cruise ship below.

There are indeed many monsters on board, all using mimicry, just like a spinner turtle with sharp claws and sharp teeth that can tear apart its prey can turn into a cute little turtle to play cute by Jiang Xingxiu's hands, those monsters also did not show their ferocious side , get along well with humans.

For example, touch and hug them, dance, sing a song, and some can even breathe fire.

The atmosphere is very hot.

It's not as hot as a meeting, it's like a circus playing with monkeys.

Gu Diao stood next to Xiao Qinglong, and recognized him one by one: "Luo Luo Bird, man-eating."

"Earth mole, eats people."

"Yuya, a cannibal."

"Zhu Huai, you eat people."

"Roe owl, man-eating."

"Nephew, cannibal."

Very good, the monsters on the whole ship are all cannibals, not a single one is vegetarian.

Even better, the rich merchants and their families are all well-fed and well-fed. There are only two choices: fat and oily meat and lean and chewy meat, which will definitely not taste like wood.

"I wash it for nothing and deliver it to my door, I've never seen such a stupid one." Xiao Qinglong lay on the cloud, in order to prevent being photographed like last time, he raised his tail high and swayed from side to side, but did not hang down.

Gu Diao asked respectfully: "The little demon should go down now and kill them all, or wait?"

What they were talking about could only be those monsters.

The dragon's tail swung, picked up a cloud, and put the tip of its tail on it. "Wait a little longer, go down now, the teacher will come out of nowhere."

The cruise ship started to sail, the waves splashed, pushed away the blue sea, and sailed towards the horizon.

The big "cotton candy" fell far behind, and no one thought that the clouds in the sky would be weird.

Wei Guanfa put his arms around his girlfriend, and forced her to transform herself into himself: "The Little Mermaid was my childhood dream, I jumped into the sea, can you rescue me?"

The girlfriend gently pushed him away, coquettishly: "Are you so sure that I'm a good-looking mermaid? If I'm not what you think, will you turn around and run away?"

"No! You will always be the most beautiful little mermaid in my heart!"

The girlfriend smiled and pulled him into the bathroom, where there was already a bathtub filled with water.

She locked the door and said with a smile: "Then I'll transform myself into a show for you. If you're scared, I'll eat you."

"I won't be scared by the Little Mermaid!"

"is it?"

The girlfriend lay down in the bathtub, cold water flooded her body, and the clothes were pressed against the skin tightly, outlining the graceful curves.

Immediately, a beautiful fish tail popped out of the bathtub.

Wei Guanfa: "It's so beautiful, look, I said I wouldn't..." She was scared.

Then, under the tail, two human legs stick out.

The girlfriend sat up from the bathtub and looked at him with a grin. From the neck to the buttocks, it looked like a big carp, with scales, tail and fins. Next to the neck, two human hands stretched out strangely.

No, it shouldn't be near the neck, it should be under the head.

Because, she has no neck.