Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

The sweet fruit candy danced on the taste buds. The female student couldn't tell what it was like. She just felt that it was really stupid to ignore the idea of ​​jumping off the building before.

There are not only nightmares and female ghosts in this world, but also grape-flavored, tooth-sweetening fruit candies.

"Cool!" A cheer broke the silence, and at this time, both men and women gathered around.

"Brother, you are so cool! Did you learn light work?" The boy pointed at Jiang Xingxiu's legs, which seemed to have no muscles, and could jump down from the third floor gracefully and calmly.

"I remember you, classmate! I saved people in a fire scene before, and said I was a Taoist priest. Is it the kind of Taoist priest who rides the wind with a sword!" The girl's pupils flashed with stars, imagining the appearance of the Taoist priest, The voice was a little hoarse with excitement: "Can I learn? I am willing to become a monk!"

Jiang Xingxiu coughed, and the audience became quiet, looking at him expectantly, expecting him to say "can learn".

"To be able to learn is to be able to learn..."

The hearts of the people present were all chilled.

Usually this is followed by a "but".

"However, whether you are a martial arts man or a fairy man, you need qualifications and time. Can you get up at four o'clock every day and go to bed at one o'clock? Can you give up the cultural class and go to Zamabu to dance the plum blossom pile and meridian diagram? Can you bear it? Is it the boring basic skills day after day?"

They can't.

Among other things, give up the cultural class, and their parents will have to play a mixed doubles →_→

"Is it so inspirational?" Someone muttered.

Then he reacted: "No, why didn't you give up the culture class?"

"When I do the horse stance, I can solve math problems in my mind. When I jump the plum blossom pile, I can read and recite the full text. I can multi-task, using my brain and hands at the same time. Extremely tired, is the brain still willing to function? I am afraid that all the thoughts are focused on persevering. Of course, the most important point is..." Jiang Xingxiu showed a smile that belongs to the god of learning, "I have a photographic memory and I can learn by myself. "

Do not believe?Since he entered school, he has never failed the weekly and monthly exams, and he is the first in the grade. If you don't believe it, you have to believe it.

This statement, at least discouraged half of the people.

When they are not sure whether this is cultivating immortals, most people dare not gamble with their own future. If they fail the culture class, what should they do in the college entrance examination?What about the university?What about work?Learned to be a bodyguard?It also has to be that the employer is the school belle, in order to be the school belle's close master, so that they can work so hard.

As for the remaining half...

The young man smiled shyly: "I'm still young, and I haven't reached the time to accept apprentices. If you want to learn light kung fu, I suggest you go to Wudang. Wudang ladders are like clouds, you can fly over eaves and walls, and you can climb trees with light kung fu."

That's right, it's lightness kung fu, there's no cultivating immortals, and there's no flying with a sword. It's also the ability of the Qinglong mask, and it has nothing to do with Jiang Xingxiu!

As long as the two identities are stripped, it should be fine.

People from the government went to Wudang with the surveillance video.

The Taoist turned and watched the video for a long time, and said swearingly: "How is it possible! No matter how stable the foot is, I can't practice like this. I can jump off a three-story building, but there must be a buffer in the middle."

People from the government asked curiously: "Cushioning...does it mean rolling unloading force?"

The Taoist priest waved his hand: "That's parkour in foreign countries. We don't like this kind of lightness kungfu. What kind of lightness kung fu is rolling around on the ground? What we rely on is the kung fu of our legs. The buffer means that if it is six meters At a height of at least three or four meters, there needs to be something non-slippery and stable for us to step on."

And the boy in the video, let alone six meters, jumped from a height of nine meters, holding someone in his arms. He didn't need any buffer in the middle, and he landed steadily without any injuries. If this is light work, the Taoist priest said , then this person must have time-traveled from a martial arts novel.

"Ah—" Jiang Xingxiu yawned and touched his nose.

"what happened?"

Jiang Xingxiu looked at the same table: "I feel that someone is talking about me, and it makes my nose itch."

"I think you are talking nonsense, who doesn't want you now?"

Floating down from the third floor, with a graceful demeanor, if he was wearing an ancient costume, he would definitely be the hero who can do light work in their dreams.

"makes sense."

"Maybe you still have to be on the hot search."

This is a reminder to Jiang Xingxiu, in case someone connects him with the Azure Dragon Mask...

No, he has to think about a big news and distract everyone's attention a little bit.

Jiang Xingxiu took out another fruit candy from his trouser pocket, and slowly picked up the candy wrapper. The tablemate almost felt sorry for the candy wrapper, which was crumpled more than the wrinkles on the old man's face after being turned over and over again.

The sound of knocking on the door awakened Jiang Xingxiu's thoughts.An unfamiliar teacher stood at the door of the classroom: "Excuse me, is the student who was able to do light work before in this class?"

Everyone looked at Jiang Xingxiu in unison.

The teacher also looked at him, with a friendly smile on his face: "Does this student have something to do now, the principal is looking for you, can you come to the principal's office?"

Jiang Xingxiu thought about what he was going to do. The model had no warning for the time being. The crow on the top of the building had already been dealt with by him when the firefighters and teachers went downstairs. He has to go to class, but the principal is looking for him, and the teacher will definitely not pursue the problem that he is not in the classroom.

"I'm fine." Jiang Xingxiu got up, put the fruit candies back in his pocket, and followed the teacher to leave.

In the principal's office, besides the principal, there was also a middle-aged man wearing a blue suit and a pair of glasses that I don't know if they were reading glasses.

"This classmate." When the other party saw him, he walked over excitedly, "I saw your feat just now. No one has ever achieved this level. It is likely that your muscles are different from ordinary people. Are you willing to let me Shall we check it out, maybe this will be a marker for human evolution."

Jiang Xingxiu looked at the principal.

"Hey, this is Academician Jin." The principal introduced him.

This academician Jin is a master in the medical field and obsessed with medical skills. Before that, there were many fevers in the school. The school doctor reported it to the principal, and the principal reported it to the country. This academician was sent to deal with it.

At that time, the other party was not in Beijing because of some things, and he was afraid that something might happen to the school, so he got on the nearest plane and rushed back from other places almost as soon as he received the news.

Academician Jin was sitting in the car that came in after the fire truck.

Of course, because of Jiang Xingxiu's high efficiency, before Academician Jin came over, the strange illness in the school disappeared without a trace with Shen's submission.

——If it wasn't for the monitoring and the testimonies of those students, the school doctor and the principal would have to be charged with false reporting.

Jiang Xingxiu did not reject Academician Jin - after asking how the inspection was done.

There is no need to draw blood, and there is no need to worry that the needle will not pierce the skin. To Jiang Xingxiu, it doesn't matter.

The result of the inspection disappointed Academician Jin, "It shouldn't be, according to the conservation of mass, he should have tighter muscles and tougher tendons to ensure that he has enough energy to jump from the third floor without injury. "

Jiang* secretly used spells to deceive the machine* Xingxiu: "I shouldn't have mutated, it's just the effect of simple exercise."

This can be regarded as a high-sounding statement, and judging from his face, it is hard to tell whether it is a joy or a pity.

Academician Jin sighed, thanks to the fact that he never touches alcohol or tobacco, otherwise he would have to take a puff of a cigarette and then throw the cigarette butt that he has never touched on the ground to express his bad mood.

"Sorry, I wasted your time, you go back to class."

Jiang Xingxiu suddenly couldn't bear it.

"Actually, Academician Jin, do you still remember the big monster that appeared before? I think, since it is a monster, it might be more worthy of your exploration than me?"

Academician Jin, who didn't think about it for a while, seemed to have opened the door to a new world, "You're right, I'm going to apply for it right now, I hope those guys who do the research don't kill the monsters."

Xiao Qinglong threw a super-sweet fruit candy into his mouth, and blinked his big eyes, showing his innocence.

How those big monsters will be tested is none of his business. Since he chooses to invade the territory of Shenzhou, he will have to pay a price.

The little tail quietly stretched to the side, as if doing something bad, and sneaked to the detection machine over there. The tip of the tail circled around the button many times, eager to press it, but it just rubbed it, reluctantly going back. to behind.

When Academician Jin sent him back to No. [-] Middle School as it was, and it was almost time for self-study last night.Jiang Xingxiu returned to the dormitory in a hurry, drilled the bed and turned out Qiongqi's puppet.

There is a drop of blood between the puppet's eyebrows, which is the blood that the Gu carved injures the prime minister of A Chou country.

"Try to see if it works first." Jiang Xingxiu mobilized his mana and pointed towards the puppet's brow, with a low voice: "On Twitter, tell me the code for the nuclear bomb launch of the Ugly Kingdom."

I always feel... not very reliable.

Jiang Xingxiu put the puppet on the bedside, and seriously thought about whether he was too exaggerated for the experiment.Should he try the easy ones first?For example, let so and so go to the children's park to ride the merry-go-round.

Qiongqi is not as powerful as Xiaoqinglong, but he is absolutely second to none in terms of hatred.

"Fuck!" After the evening self-study, everyone got into the soft blankets, enjoying the cool air conditioner, and suddenly heard a swear word.Then there was an excited voice: "Look at the trending searches!"

The roommate in the same dormitory closed his eyes and shouted lazily: "What's the matter? Isn't your mobile phone confiscated by the teacher?"

Another roommate also said: "And what's there to be excited about, is the trending search about Jiang Shaoxia?"

The deskmate answered the first question first: "Considering that I used my mobile phone for a reason, the Academic Affairs Office returned it to me and told me not to bring my mobile phone to school in the future."

Take it for granted, how could he listen.

Back to the second question: "Of course it's not Shaoxia's. Why should I be surprised if it's this? Are we Shaoxia's hot searches less?"

"What I want you to see is that Prime Minister Ah Chou announced their nuclear bomb code on Twitter and asked if it is safe to set it up like this."

"what?!"

The people in the dormitory sat up in shock and took out their mobile phones one after another.