Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

Are you weak all the way?

Yes, I am weak all the way!

Little Qinglong raised his head proudly and raised his chest, the tip of his tail, invisible to ordinary people, was raised quietly.

The villain virtualized by the system silently covered his eyes.

It seems to have forgotten to tell the host one thing, the character will slightly affect the subject's personality, especially birds and beasts.The little green dragon is still a young dragon, the kind that has not broken its shell for more than three years, and it has affected the host's mentality to be more... lively.

After the host ends this world, he shouldn't become angry and kill it, right?

Jiang Xingxiu didn't feel that there was anything wrong. After all, small animals like to wag their tails, which is a normal physiological reaction, just like people need to eat and drink.

He sincerely expressed to the recorder: "It is true that I have been running up and down the mountains since I was a child, but it is true that I have a bad stomach. It is okay to go to the toilet during training. I am afraid that I will suddenly feel uncomfortable before the start of the game. You can understand it." right?"

Just ask the teachers and classmates about this kind of thing. The recorder didn't doubt the authenticity, but just cast a pitiful look: "Thank you for your hard work."

He knows that diarrhea is very painful for people with gastrointestinal problems, especially after the diarrhea, lying on the bed, not wanting to move, silently enduring the throbbing pain in the stomach, bit by bit, like a stretching, lasting for a long time.

"Can it be cured?"

Jiang Xingxiu's face remained unchanged: "I can't, I have something wrong with my practice. I don't know if you have read martial arts novels, such as who is so and so, the practice is interrupted, and you become a child who will never grow up. For example, so and so, go crazy I have to live by drinking human blood. Another example is who, after going crazy, misses her first love all day long, and is not clear about being used as a knife. I just have a bad stomach and weak body, and it is already a good ending."

In reality, there are also martial arts and breath breathing. For example, Wudang Mountain and Shaolin Temple are places for practicing qigong. If you are powerful, you can jump from a height of three or four meters without any injury, and you don't need to roll to relieve your strength like parkour.You can also climb up the two-meter-high wall with only your feet and no hands.Jiang Xingxiu said that he practiced martial arts, which is not abrupt.

——Anyway, the recorder is an outsider, so he doesn't know the specific situation of martial arts training.

The other party was really fooled and passed by, sighing that Jiang Xingxiu is jealous of talents, and comforting him that maybe medicine can treat the internal injuries caused by these exercises in the future.

Jiang Xingxiu's campus life is very comfortable. Teachers and classmates are considerate of his weakness. He has to go to the toilet frequently and let him sit at the door. If necessary, he can leave quietly without reporting.

This is also due to the fact that his weekly test and monthly test are back to full marks in all written tests except Chinese. If the score is good, the teacher will be willing to give some privileges.

As long as he doesn't talk or play games in class, and is a bully after class, he can say anything.

Although he often has to punish rape and eradicate evil, for Xiao Qinglong, it is to go out to play and relax his muscles and bones.

"Old Jiang, do you feel that there is no smog in Beijing recently." The deskmate sniffed vigorously, "The air is also much fresher. Strange, the country has made a black technology to purify smog? "

In fact, it is because the little blue dragon flies in the sky every day, and its own air purification effect...

Jiang Xingxiu joked: "Maybe someone crossed the catastrophe before, and the smog is his catastrophe cloud. Now that the catastrophe is successful, the catastrophe cloud will disperse."

The deskmate pinched his nose and made a fuss: "Hurry up...quick...stop cultivating immortals...there's no...no oxygen...will...suffocate to death...I've seen...saw the ancestor's corpse...ah— —” made a death gesture with tongue sticking out.

Jiang Xingxiu was leaning halfway on the window sill, luxuriously occupying a window, and twirling the ballpoint pen with his fingers: "Maybe after the ascension, we will suddenly face a war between gods and demons. Human beings are oppressed by demons, bloods, and angels, and they are forced to sign the "Prime Kingdom" that humiliates the country. Agreement", what about lingering?"

The tablemate trembled, almost biting his tongue: "No, this is not what I want after ascension."

"Maybe it's like this~" Xiao Qinglong frightened the fleshy little human, and bared his canine teeth, "Human, what a delicious food—"

"people--"

"A lot of delicious people—"

"Roar--"

Suddenly there was the roar of a beast in the sky.

Jiang Xingxiu's face turned serious, the ballpoint pen dropped from his fingertips, and plunged straight into the wooden table in front of the window.

The tablemate stared wide-eyed: "What's the sound? What is it?"

The roommate walked to the door and pointed into the distance: "Over there, what a huge monster!"

Jiang Xingxiu looked over, and with the power of the dragon's pupils, he could clearly see that it was a huge beast with a tiger body and an oxtail.

"It's an Asian lion."

Deskmate: "What, that's a lion?!"

"Well, yes, it's also called a pig, but that's what the ancients called it. Now it's called an Asian lion, which looks like a tiger and has an ox tail."

Of course, they are all monsters, and they must be different from normal Asian lions. For example, Asian lions do not have three bars in their eyes—that is, a pattern similar to the Tai Chi picture. However, the Tai Chi picture has double ticks and three bars. It's three ticks.

In the Ming Dynasty, the Quanzhou merchant ship logo used a three-strand pattern, symbolizing the whirlpool.

Jiang Xingxiu jumped off the windowsill and pulled out the ballpoint pen.

Insert it too hard, the tip of the pen is broken, and the pen water in the core seeps into the wood.While the tablemate was paying attention to him, he didn't notice this side, Jiang Xingxiu flicked his hand, and the table was immediately intact.

"I'm going to the toilet."

The deskmate turned around in surprise: "Now?"

Seeing Jiang Xingxiu's pale lips, he patted him on the shoulder: "Go." There's nothing he can do about it, it's not something he can control because of a bad stomach, "Hurry up if you can, hurry up It's lunch time, today is Saturday, and there are ribs in the cafeteria!"

It is said that the food in the canteen is the devil's rice cooker, but the food in the canteen of No. [-] Middle School is really delicious - a lot of money must have been thrown into it.The most delicious thing is the fried pork ribs they have during their make-up classes. They are half and half fat, and fried in boiling oil. It is so fragrant that it penetrates into the bone, and it is so crispy that the bones can be eaten.

"...Are you still in the mood for lunch?"

"Why don't you have a mind?" The deskmate plausibly said, "The country will protect us."

"I don't know the odds, but I know the Chinese soldiers. If they can beat them, they will definitely try their best. If they can't beat them, they will naturally organize us to avoid that lion. Why am I so anxious? I'm not a superman, and It's not Ultraman, I can't go up and kill that monster. I don't want to cause trouble for the soldiers, just follow the command when needed."

As he spoke, the young man laughed, his eyes were bright black and covered with a layer of warm sunlight.

There was no trace of reluctance or care in his smile.Perhaps at his age, he is full of youthful vigor and absolute confidence in the country.Because he is living a happy life now, he can go out to grill skewers at night, and he can go to the streets safely during the day, all because of the country's efforts for law and order.

Jiang Xingxiu put the pen in his hand and smiled: "Well, yes, the country will protect us."

Because of this passage, when Jiang Xingxiu flew to the top floor of the building near the giant pig, he was not in a hurry to make a move.

When he arrived, the police had already evacuated the crowd as quickly as possible, and only the police and the army were present.

Beijing City also has troops stationed in the northwest, and when this behemoth first appeared in the urban area, they rushed over against time.

The giant pig stood there, staring at the little man on the ground with a greedy gaze.It seems to be watching the hogs raised in their own pens.

"Gu Diao, Gu Diao, where are you! It's lonely for me to eat alone, let's share a big meal together—"

Several special forces climbed up to a tall building closest to him, holding a HP9-1 shotgun, aiming at his external auditory canal.

The shotgun has a range of about 100 meters, and they had to get close to this behemoth, pulling the bolt very steadily with their hands to fire a shock bomb.

Thanks to this monster becoming so huge that his external auditory canal is as big as a vent, so that the shock bomb that needs to be in a closed room to work will explode after flying in the external auditory canal for a while, and the huge noise of about 170 decibels will shock it. Get dizzy.

——Buy more escape time for the masses who haven't run far.

Then, while the giant pig was stunned, all the heavy machine guns on the armored vehicle were loaded and loaded.

Mortars are also being prepared.

Be sure to deal the hardest blows to your enemies.

"Hoo ho ho ho--"

The giant pig woke up from the dizziness, and was immediately covered by the smell of gunpowder. The heavy machine gun was an M2 Browning machine gun, with 500 rounds of bullets per minute, and the longest range was more than 7000 meters. The bullets could not penetrate the muscle layer of the giant pig, but it could rely on the impact force Tear his superficial flesh and blood.

The soldiers driving the armored vehicles did not choose to snipe the giant pig more than 7000 meters away, just to be able to strike at a single point.

Yes, you have thick flesh and blood, but if I fire at one point, can't I kill you?

"Stupid." The Gu Eagle flew all the way, landed beside Jiang Xingxiu, and cursed at the giant pig who was also a demon.

Why is he so cautious, isn't it because of the hot weapons of human beings, they are still flesh and blood.

And, most importantly, he actually called him so loudly, trying to kill him!

Gu Diao didn't have time to think about it, and spoke quickly: "Shenlong Dasheng, he is talking nonsense, the little demon has definitely not eaten a single person during this time, not even a bite of meat, only vegetables!"

Jiang Xingxiu glanced at the Gu sculpture, "Well, I know—why do you guys want to eat people? I remember you said that there is no one in the mountain and sea world."

Gu Diao honestly explained: "There are no people in the world of mountains and seas, but when the world collides with the world, there will occasionally be monkey-like creatures that walk upright and fall in. They call themselves humans, usually without much strength, and will become monsters." Rations."

Jiang Xingxiu hummed again, Gu Diao couldn't tell what he was thinking, only heard him ask: "This pig, what news do you know about him?"

"He's about the same cultivation level as mine, except that he has a natural supernatural power. Through the Bawen in his eyes, he can control the source of water."

Jiang Xingxiu listened carefully, but let go of the battle below.Of course he knew that he could take down the giant pig by taking a direct shot, but the military needs experience in fighting these monsters. After all, they are the ones who protect the people, not him, a dragon that can leave at any time.

What's more, it is impossible for the monsters to be released one by one in the future, and the Dragon Lord will not incarnate outside his body.

"Gu Diao." Jiang Xingxiu ordered, "You watch to save people."

"I know you can do it."

Being looked at meaningfully by Jiang Xingxiu, the Gu Diao immediately didn't dare to pay attention to being passive and sabotage, and the six pairs of Diao's eyes stared at the battlefield below.

Humans' thermal weapons are indeed powerful, but unless they are ruthless enough to launch missiles at Beijing, it is impossible to kill the giant pig as soon as possible.

The giant pig was in so much pain that he lost his mind, roared, and whipped his tail whip to the middle of a building.Huge floors collapsed, tail whips lashed at the soldiers.

The speed was too fast and the tail was too big, even if the donkey rolled the soldiers couldn't escape.

The officer said calmly and cruelly: "I can't escape, the third team, open fire with all your strength."

None of the soldiers in the three teams answered, they were all concentrating on manipulating the M2 Browning machine gun.Sweat dripped down and flowed into the eyes, but the muzzle of the gun did not shift a bit, and hundreds of bullets blasted into the same wound on the giant pig.

Seeing that the tail was about to be drawn, the armored vehicle disappeared with its people and vehicle.

After that, it was even more strange.

The giant pig's tail whip was about to hit a soldier, and he disappeared in a flash.

The giant pig's big feet were about to crush a group of soldiers to death, and they disappeared in batches.

The giant pig's water control technique...

The mysterious "person" who secretly shot many times finally appeared.

Gu Diao looked at the huge waves bursting out from the water pipes of the various buildings and condensed in the air, and quickly shouted: "Master, I can't do it!"

At most, he can take away one head at a time!With so many soldiers, he took away at most three of them on all three heads!Oh, or in other words, take away a car like the armored car was captured with claws before.

The giant pig's face was ferocious: "Gu carving? I told you that I didn't see you before, but I didn't expect you to recognize the master. It's really a disgrace to our mountain and sea world."

Gu Diao provoked: "Oh, you don't even have a chance to recognize your master, you will only be killed."

"Then let's see who dies!" The eyes of the giant pig swirled, and the huge waves pressed down.

The Gu carving does not dodge or dodge.

It's a joke to compare water control with Shenlong.

The huge wave that was suppressed instantly picked up.

"Roar——" Jupiter exerted all his strength to control the huge wave, the pattern in his eyes turned to the extreme, and blood gushed out from the eye sockets, but the huge wave was completely out of his control, soaring into the air, forming a water spear, and whistling Pierce the back of the giant pig and nail him to the ground.

The Gu Eagle seemed to have heard some order, and flew away from the sight of the soldiers, and never appeared again.

The officer asked the rescued comrades: "What happened just now?"

"Sir, I don't know! We appeared far away in an instant!"

I asked the special forces on the tall building, and they all said they didn't see anyone.

"Forget it, leave this matter to the higher-ups to have a headache." The officer walked up to the immobile giant pig and found that the giant pig was not dead.

"It looks like it's a gift from the other party. Call someone to bring this giant beast back."

"Order!"

On the other side, Jiang Xingxiu returned to school, and he released the Gu sculpture again.

He still didn't intend to expose, the monster was in the dark, and he was also in the dark.Otherwise, with so many weird tricks from monsters, it would not be good to just grab a house or something and bring him trouble.

Jiang Xingxiu rubbed her temples.Anyway, let's eat the ribs first!

Jiang Xingxiu came to the cafeteria happily, and lined up at the back with a plate. When he was in line...

Xiao Qinglong's eyes widened: "Auntie, are there no ribs today?"

The aunt said kindly: "It just happened to be beaten by the one in front of you, little classmate, come back earlier."

Little Qinglong: "..."

He, he can't bear this grievance QAQ