Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

Jiang Xingxiu didn't want to use the toilet as an excuse all the time, but the role of the Dragon King was different from that of the judge.The judge can be separated, and one person will play two roles. The Dragon Lord is the Dragon Lord, and there is no way to separate himself.

He can't use the method of leaving his body, can he?

Then from students who skipped classes to social news.

"The 15-year-old student suddenly lay on the table during class. The teacher couldn't wake up for a long time. When he checked, his whole body was stiff and he couldn't breathe."

"The middle school student died suddenly in class after making up lessons continuously, and the rescue failed."

"The little Daoist did not die in the fire to save people, and the old forest in the deep mountains did not die, but lost his life at a young age after going to school. Does this show that modern education goes too far, excessively pursuing grades, and not caring about students' health..."

Jiang Xingxiu thought for a moment, and felt that she should continue running to the toilet.The large toilet has a cubicle door. Once the door is closed, use the water—don’t get me wrong, it’s mineral water—to run out of the school and come back quickly after dealing with the disaster. The teacher will not chase after the toilet. Ask him if he is inside?

The students of the No. [-] Middle School needed accommodation. At the end of the last class on Monday afternoon, the boy at the same table and bed room sent an invitation to Jiang Xingxiu: "Old Jiang, go, go to the bathroom and rub your back!"

Jiang Xingxiu "looked" a few times at the Shenzhou model in the sea, and made sure there was nothing wrong, "Okay, let's go!"

The same table put foam on it, and sat down with the small stool he brought, "Come on, dead ghost, rub it with confidence and boldly, don't take pity on me just because I am a delicate flower!"

Jiang Xingxiu held the bath towel, "Don't worry, I will help you to scrub off your old skin!"

Xiaolongren controlled his strength well, and was about to give his tablemate a hearty back rubbing experience, when he suddenly sensed that something happened again.

"Hey, at the same table..."

"Ok?"

Jiang Xingxiu was embarrassed: "Why don't you wait for me, and I'll go to the bathroom?"

Deskmate:"……"

He turned his head with his back full of foam, "Old Jiang, you can't hide your illness from medical treatment. You should go to the hospital to have a look at it some other day?" It's too miserable to go to the toilet every day. go down.

"Okay, sure, sure." Jiang Xingxiu finished perfunctory casually, "Then sit down for a while, I'll be back soon!"

Jiang Xingxiu quickly put on her clothes and went to the toilet. There was no one there, and she didn't even need to lock the door. She turned on the faucet and escaped.

——Sorry, about the water wasted by not turning off the tap, I will return it with rainwater.

People of the world, regardless of their aspirations, tend to follow their names, hot and cold, Qi Ji admits that he is such a person, a businessman who puts interests first.

No business, no fraud, Qi Ji doesn't think he is a profiteer, but he will indeed make concessions in front of his interests, and even slightly damage the interests of others - at most he can only guarantee that his bottom line is not to make money in national calamity.

Just like now, he was faced with a huge profit, so big that it was raining outside, and the driver took him all the way from the east of the city to the west of the city, to the investor's villa, to celebrate the other party's birthday.

It's not the tenth birthday, it's the 39th birthday.

This is a rare and good investor. The other party has read his business plan book and invested a very generous 450 million in him, which can just save the company's capital turnover difficulties caused by the transformation during this period.

When Qi Ji arrived at the villa, the villa was brightly lit, but for some reason, he always felt a chill in his heart, and he told the driver: "I will call you every hour, and the content of the call is to complain to you about today. Weather, if I said something else, or if I didn't call you half an hour late, you should call the police immediately, don't hesitate!"

The long table in the villa is already full of dishes, and the oval stainless steel dinner plate cover is upside down. It is not transparent, and it is impossible to see what is inside.

There are a lot of drinks on the bar next to it, Qi Ji took a rough look, Islay whiskey, Amalfi Lemon Liqueur, Dragon's Eye vodka, Ley.925 Tequila... No wonder they didn't blink He invested more than 1000 million yuan, and the few bottles of wine he saw alone cost more than 1000 million yuan.

Qi Ji felt relieved.

With so much money, he wouldn't want to do anything to him, right?

The baby's "Yah Yah" sound could be faintly heard upstairs, and Qi Ji felt more at ease.

People with children are relatively more reassuring.

After a while, the investor went downstairs.

He has a Westerner's hooked nose, sharp eyes, and looks like a vulture.

"Should we have dinner directly?"

Qi Ji felt a little anxious, but maybe this is how people celebrate birthdays, so he said hello.

He had just taken two steps, and he seemed to be stepping on something. When he looked down, it was a feather.

After picking it up, the feather actually moved, rubbing around his fingertips.

Before Qi Ji could react, he suddenly felt some pain in the rubbed finger, and when he looked again, a fine bloody mark was scratched out.

"It smells so good——"

A creepy sigh came from the opposite side, and Qi Ji's hair stood on end. He had never seen a person's eyes be so cruel, like a heartless, bloodthirsty beast.

Qi Ji felt that he was being choked by the throat. At this moment of life and death, he couldn't react at all, and stood there blankly, without sadness or fear, and his mind was blank.

In his pupils, the investor turned into a beast with three heads, which was shaped like a vulture and had horns on its head.There seemed to be a stench of stench and mildew in his nose.

Qi Ji was shocked and realized that the villa and the wine cabinet might be real, but whether the investor is the owner of the house or not is hard to say.

"Help..." He weakly asked for help, let alone the villa, not even the dining table not far away, "Help..."

Diao Qin squeezed out a strange smile from his throat: "Hey... ah... Don't even think about asking for help, no one will know."

Sounds like a baby.

Someone laughed: "So it's a Gu carving."

Qi Ji looked up in surprise, and saw the escalator leading to the second floor. At some point on the top floor stood a young man with a green dragon mask on his face.

Gu Diao stared at the boy with six eyes: "Who are you?"

With a wave of the young man's hand, a blue light exploded, like a dreamy firework, countless streams of light burst towards the Gu sculpture.

Like green smoke, no matter how the gu carving changes its body shape, the blue light follows the gu carving like a shadow, ethereal and attached behind the gu carving.

"Hey——" the Gu Eagle hissed, Qi Ji's head seemed to explode, his eyes went black—he didn't faint, but his vision became black, as if a curtain replaced the light.

When he regained his light, the mighty Gu sculpture shivered in a ball under the young man's feet, and he kicked him lightly and asked, "Why are you here? There are obviously no monsters in this world."

Qi Ji held his breath, wanting to hear the mysteries of the world, the young man sensed that he was "awake", pulled up his robe, put the ball of Gu carvings into his sleeves, and said to him, "You can call someone to pick you up."

Throwing him a cyan scale again: "Take it back and grind it into powder and take it. The feathers of Gu carvings are poisonous, and this scale can help you get rid of the poison in your body."

Qi Ji held the scales and mustered up his courage: "Great Immortal, please teach me how to practice, Immortal!"

Jiang Xingxiu was a little surprised: "Cultivation?"

Qi Ji plopped forward and knelt down, neatly: "Don't worry, Daxian, I already have a foundation. I have specially practiced bigu before, and now I have achieved some results. I can do bigu for a month. You accept me and tell me to go east I will never go west and ask me to meditate, I don’t think it will be questioned.”

Jiang Xingxiu smiled.Because of its particularity, this world cannot be cultivated. The greatest miracle is the national soul born in each country.

Just as Jiang Xingxiu was about to explain, she sensed a monster appearing in another place, and said, "Where are the gods in this world?" and then flew away.

The deskmate was pitifully naked and covered in foam. He waited for about five or six minutes before Jiang Xingxiu, who came back, rubbed his back.

The scrubbing towel was raised and lowered on the back, the force was neither light nor heavy, and the tablemate let out a satisfied sigh: "It's so comfortable, the happiest thing in the world is to rub your back in the bathroom."

Jiang Xingxiu was thinking about something.

Dragon Lord doesn't know how to transform, so he basically wears a blue dragon mask every time he goes out.He's not afraid of hair loss, and he doesn't have fingerprints. In terms of voice, his voice isn't unique like that of a mermaid, so don't be afraid.

Then, he might try to deliberately create a feature to attract attention and separate Jiang Xingxiu from Long Jun.

To deliberately create an image that is different from reality, you have to start with what you call yourself.

This seat?Deity?Ben Gong... oh, this is not, it's crossed.

Jiang Xingxiu thought for a while.

Since it is the Dragon Lord, then "this Lord".It's just too shameful, but it should be more effective.

Everyone thinks that the person in the green dragon mask is a middle school boy, so he, a gentle and polite student with excellent grades, will definitely not be associated with the second year boy.

After taking a shower, I went back to the dormitory, and my deskmate secretly took out his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast as usual.

According to him, it is not the college entrance examination now, so there is no need to squeeze out every minute and every second to study.

Two or three days later, the tablemate looked mysterious: "Lao Jiang, let me tell you, a streamer I follow is bewitched."

"Bewitched?"

"Yeah, I heard that the anchor is the CEO of a listed company. The live broadcast is usually just for fun. Recently, he broadcasts the live broadcast every day, and he still meditates live. He said that he has met a god, so he can't waste his fate. He bought a big one yesterday. The medicinal materials in the small package are going to be live broadcasted for us to refine the medicine!"

Okay, Jiang Xingxiu knew who it was, the man who was going to learn how to cultivate immortals from him that night.

"Share it to me in the live broadcast room, and I will go and see it too."

"Okay, it's been shared on your WeChat."

The broadcast started at twelve o'clock in the evening, Jiang Xingxiu didn't go to bed early, and deliberately waited until twelve o'clock, and opened an account just applied to enter the live broadcast room.

Qi Ji was meditating with five hearts facing the sky, letting the live broadcast room make noise.

After he finished meditating, he looked at the camera: "Whether there are gods or not, believe it or not, everyone is free to prove it. It's meaningless to argue about it. After all, I can't produce evidence. Maybe when I succeed in cultivation, I can come and slap me in the face." Only then will everyone believe that I really met a fairy."

"I got a elixir prescription on the black market. No, no, it's not made of mercury sand or something, but Chinese medicinal materials."

"Is it effective? You will know after reading it."

After Qi Ji finished speaking, he dragged out the rice cooker at home.

"We don't have an alchemy furnace, so we can use this. Scientific alchemy. Alchemy requires attention to the heat. The rice cooker can automatically adjust the heat, so we don't need to watch it. I have already asked a professional master to treat these traditional Chinese medicines, and the dosage is absolutely no problem. "

Jiang Xingxiu glanced at the herbs.

Eclipta, Zijindian, Wugu bark, Chifuling, milk of unknown animal, rehmannia glutinosa, red dates, ginger, Eucommia, walnut kernels, Chuanxiong, wolfberry, black stones, honey, jade incense silk.

Jiang Xingxiu typed a line of barrage: "The medicine is three-point poisonous. I suggest that the anchor should not try it casually."

As Jiang Xingxiu expected, the other party did not listen to him.

forget about it.

They are all beneficial herbs, they won't kill you if you eat them, that's...

After Qi Ji made a pot of weird soup that was as weird as a witch's medicine, he brought it to the camera and showed it to the people in the live broadcast room.

Some viewers worried: "Anchor, this doesn't look right, why don't we stop eating?"

Qi Ji had a serious face: "Cultivating immortals has to go through hardships and obstacles. If the color of the medicine is strange, I will shrink back. How can I ask the immortals?"

"Let me tell you, maybe the immortal is watching me and wants to test me!"

Jiang Xingxiu: "..." The Immortal is indeed watching you, but he doesn't want to test you, he even opened the gallery to give you a fatal blow.

With the belief of being tested by the gods, Qi Ji pinched his nose and drank the bowl of dark soup in one go.

The audience was very curious: "Anchor, what does it taste like?"

Judging by the expression on the verge of crying, it must not taste good.

Qi Ji put down the bowl, with an erratic voice as if he was about to die: "What's the taste... It's such a good taste to be alive..."

It's so painful!

At this moment, several bullet screens appeared in the live broadcast room, all with pictures.

Deliciously fried french fries, chicken burgers sprinkled with sesame seeds, salad dressing, lettuce and chicken thighs, pineapple pie with ghee, bubbly Coke.

The barrage immediately exploded: "The previous ones are too much, it's the middle of the night!"

"The chicken feet in my hand are suddenly not fragrant."

"Wait, I'll make some instant noodles."

Qi Ji was even more sad.He had just finished drinking such a bitter medicine, and when he guessed that frying a sausage would make his mouth full of bitterness, someone backstabbed him, it was too much!

Jiang Xingxiu typed: "Are you still messing around in the future?"

Qi Ji slowly opened his eyes wide. After realizing the meaning of these words, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you a devil!"

In order to prevent him from refining medicine indiscriminately in the future, just hurt his young heart like this?