The years when I was the pillar of the Ghost Killing Squad

Shi Yu discovered that not only the brain circuits of humans on Earth were abnormal, but also the brain circuits of demons on Earth were abnormal.

The monsters on the earth are very similar to those alien creatures in Shiyu’s hometown of Luoyang. Luoyang was originally an immigrant planet, and most of the criminals exiled here from other planets have strange appearances, with fish heads and human bodies, human heads and snake tails The body is covered with all kinds of spikes, which can be seen everywhere in Luoyang.

To be honest, the monsters on Earth looked much friendlier than those lawbreakers in Luoyang, and Shi Yu, who stood at the top position in Luoyang, naturally couldn't be afraid of these monsters on Earth.

Since Shigure's appearance is no different from that of humans on Earth, and he doesn't have any monsters, the monsters in the Nuliang group naturally regard him as an ordinary human.

Perhaps it was the first time seeing humans who were not afraid of them, and the monsters of the Nura group approached Shigu with great interest as if they had discovered a new world, asking him about everything.

"I haven't seen you in this town. Are you a stranger? Where did you come from?"

"What is your relationship with Master Liban? Why did he bring you back?"

"Why are you not afraid when you see us? Are you not afraid that we will eat you?"

"Your clothes are so strange, why are you carrying an umbrella, it's not raining today..."

"Do you humans sleep with your little brother every day?"

......

Forget about the first few questions, but Shi Yu always felt that something was weird about the last question. These monsters emphasized the word "sleep".

Facing the fiery gossiping gazes of all the monsters, Shi Yu looked indifferent. He didn't know if human beings slept with his younger brother every day, and he was not a human being.

Shi Yu directly pushed away the group of monsters blocking him, and accurately found the leader who was trying to reduce his sense of existence in the group of monsters, trying not to be discovered by him, grabbed his scarf and dragged him out, "Your room is where?"

"Eh?!"

Before Shou Wu realized what happened, his body was dragged away by Shi Yu, leaving only his head suspended in mid-air, "Wait a minute..."

His voice came from behind, and Shigure, who noticed something was wrong, looked down and found that he was dragging only one body, and the head of the blond monster was still in the original place.

Shigure: "..."

The other monsters stared intently at the black-haired youth on the opposite side. They were looking forward to seeing negative emotions such as shock and panic from Shigure's face. Generally speaking, ordinary people see this kind of scene of separation of body and head They will be scared to death, let alone people, these monsters will sometimes be shocked by the head that has nowhere to put their heads.

However, the expected scene did not come. Shigure stared at Shuuwu's head suspended in mid-air for a long time, then he turned around, walked back "thump thud thump", came to the side of the head of Suzumo and grabbed it. Saving his head, he tucked it under his arm, and with his left hand holding his head and his right hand dragging his body, he left quickly.

The monsters stared dumbfoundedly at Shi Yu's leaving figure. After a while, Shouwu finally turned his head away. Cast eyes for help.

The monsters were collectively silent, and after a few seconds, they raised their hands with their hands and their tails without hands, and made a farewell gesture to the headless who was gradually going away.

Go all the way, there is no head, don't worry, we will go over and watch later.

Having been together for so many years, Shouwu finally realized how unreliable these guys are.

"Master Carp Companion!"

Seeing his own leader standing aside, Shou Wu hastily asked him for help.

The carp partner gave him a sideways look, and then raised his hand in a farewell gesture like the other monsters, "Thank you for your hard work, Shouwu."

First no: "..."

Hundreds of years of friendship, after all, was wrongly paid...

The first person let Shiyu take him back to his room, and when he was lying flat on the ground, ready to die heroically, Shiyu suddenly said, "You don't have any extra quilts in your room. ?"

"Eh?"

Shoumo was stunned for a moment, he couldn't understand what Shi Yu's words meant.

"How can I sleep with just one quilt?"

Shi Yu pointed at the only quilt in the room and frowned.

Shou Wu's head floated up from the ground, and floated in front of Shi Yu, "You want to sleep in a separate bed with me?"

"of course."

Shi Yu glanced at him inexplicably, "Who would sleep on the same quilt with someone I just met?"

Shouwu was overjoyed, and immediately got up from the ground, "So the sleep you said is simply sleep?"

Shi Yu glanced at him suspiciously, "Sleep as soon as you sleep, there is nothing simple or not."

"Forehead......"

Shouwu suddenly stopped, and then he showed a somewhat tangled expression, and said hesitantly, "You are still young, and you don't understand the knowledge of these two words..."

Shi Yu wasn't interested and didn't bother to ask him what knowledge he had, but he didn't let the blond monster shut up, and let him mutter to himself, "That's great, I'm just sleeping, I'm still clean."

To be honest, if it wasn't for the high similarity between his voice and Yiyong's voice, he would have thrown this long-winded golden-haired monster out, and occupied the entire room by himself.

How happy the Shouwu here is, how disappointed are the monsters of the Nuliang group who are hiding on the ceiling and outside the door to watch. They didn't expect that the sleep that Shiyu said was just a noun. The bloody drama of taking and looting was shattered just like that.

The monsters threw away the melons in their hands angrily, turned and left on the spot, but they just remembered one thing when they walked halfway, although the robbery was gone, the substitute literature was still there, thinking of this, just walked out Half of the monsters went back the way they came, ready to eat melons again.

Then they were kicked out by Shi Yu under the pretext of "disturbing him to sleep".

Using "boom" to describe it is not appropriate, to be precise, it should be "beaten".

All the monsters present were beaten out by Shi Yu with an umbrella.

The monsters of the Nuliang group, with red and swollen heads, went to their leader and cried, "Master Liban, who is that person you brought back? □□, and beat us up like this, can't you take care of him?"

Regarding this, the second generation of the Nuliang group could only tell them with regret, "No."

"Why?"

There were different degrees of mourning in the group of monsters.

"Because today is also the first day I know him."

Li Ban said with a careless face.

All the demons: "..."

What about my cousin?

......

In the middle of the night, Shi Yu woke up from his sleep, he glanced at the blond young man sleeping soundly beside him, and sighed.

Even if the voice is exactly the same, he is not righteous...

Shi Yu suddenly misses the furry touch on his younger brother's head, and he must rua several times after returning...

Picking up one side of the haori and draping it casually on his body, Shigure opened the partition of the room, ready to go outside for some air.

He came to the previous courtyard, but someone had already stepped there before him. On the old cherry tree in the courtyard sat a black-haired young man wearing a black-striped sleeve with a green background. Holding a wine cup, she is sitting on the cherry tree with her legs crossed and enjoying a drink while admiring the full moon tonight.

It was obviously not the season for cherry blossoms to bloom at this time, but the ancient cherry tree in the courtyard was abnormally full of cherry blossoms, and layers of pink and white petals covered the entire tree.

The strange thing is that Shigure didn't have any adverse reactions when facing the cherry blossoms of this tree, that is, he didn't sneeze, and he didn't have a small rash on his body.

This is really weird...

Shigure moved a little closer to the location of the cherry blossom tree, but there was still no response.

Could it be that his hay fever allergy is cured?

Shi Yu stood there and thought with some uncertainty.

And the person sitting on the tree watching the moon and drinking also noticed Shi Yu's arrival, he put down his raised right leg, turned his head and raised the wine cup in his hand to Shi Yu under the tree, "Have a drink?"

"no need."

Shi Yu shook his head and rejected his invitation, "I'm not yet of age, so I can't drink."

The man on the tree smiled slightly, "I remember that human beings seem to be in their twenties to be considered an adult. How old are you this year?"

"nineteen."

Shi Yu answered truthfully.

"That's next year."

Li Ban picked up the wine cup in his hand and took a sip, "It's only a year. It doesn't matter if some things are done a year earlier."

Shi Yu squinted his eyes, he always felt that there was something in the demonic words, "What are you referring to?"

"Of course it's drinking."

Li Ban jumped down from the tree, and walked up to Shi Yu step by step with the wine cup in his hand. He still opened and closed his eyes, the golden eyes faintly shone with amber clarity under the moonlight. Shiny, Shi Yu smelled a trace of alcohol from his body, the faint smell was not unpleasant, a pink-white cherry blossom petal floated down from the tree, and happened to fall into the vermilion wine cup in his hand, the light petals were in the transparent Circle after circle of tiny ripples swayed in the colorless liquor.

"It's a pity not to drink with such a beautiful moonlight."

Shi Yu glanced at him, "I didn't see you drink less when the moonlight was not beautiful."

He hasn't forgotten that this person stole three bottles of cherry blossom wine from him in the dumpling shop during the day.

"Ha, yes, after all, wine is extremely delicious no matter when you drink it."

Li Ban smiled, then raised his head and drank the wine in the wine cup in one gulp.

Shi Yu is too lazy to argue with him here, he is almost blown outside, and it is time to go back to sleep, and tomorrow he has to investigate the bridge tonight.

But just as he turned around to leave, the people behind him suddenly stopped him.

"Hey, Taro, do you really want a drink?"

"My name is Shigure, not some Taro Tairo!"

Shi Yu turned his head and glared at him, and said angrily.

"You keep my glass of wine for me first, and I'll drink it with you in a year's time."