[Greek mythology] Brother Hua doesn't have sex

Zeus left quickly because he was going to settle accounts with the Queen of Heaven. Even though Melese was just a container, he couldn't be killed casually. What's more, Dionysus hadn't spoken yet, and one of the future twelve main gods almost died. In a fire.The Queen of Heaven, Hera, was already ignoring her majesty, and he had to give Hera a warning.

Zeus came and went in a hurry, Lu Fangge, who was holding the child, silently watched Zeus disappear into the night sky.After Zeus left, Lu Fangge breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Zeus did not come to trouble him.

Lu Fangge glanced indifferently at the palace that had been burned into a sea of ​​flames by thunder and fire, then turned and left with the child in his arms.

When Lu Fangge returned to his wooden house, Tartaros was sitting at the desk feeding Yunluo nuts. When Lu Fangge came back with the baby in his arms, Tartaros' hand feeding Yunluo couldn't help but pause. He opened his mouth and asked, "How did you bring back Zagreus, the son of the queen of the underworld?"

Lu Fangge couldn't help looking down at the child in his arms when he heard the words, and couldn't help but wondered: "The son of the queen of the underworld? Isn't he the son of Zeus and Princess Melese of Thebes?"

Tartarus gently put down the nuts in his hand and walked in front of Lu Fangge, then looked at the child in Lu Fangge's arms and said, "I'm not mistaken, he should be the reincarnation of Zagreus, the son of the Empress of the Underworld."

Hearing this, Lu Fangge looked down at the child in his arms. He originally planned to raise him casually, but now he has to think carefully.

Then, Tartarus reached out to caress the child in Lu Fangge's arms, and said: "Although he is the child of Zeus and the Queen of the Dead, because of his reincarnation, he has no relationship with the Queen of the Hades, not to mention his future. It is one of the twelve main gods, it is a good thing that he is close to you, and his godhead is somewhat connected with you, which is planting and wine making."

"Wait, isn't the Queen of the Underworld the wife of the King of Pluto? How could she be with..." Lu Fangge's mind was a little confused. Apart from the fact that the Queen of the Underworld is Zeus' sister-in-law, she is also the daughter of Zeus and the Goddess of Agriculture.

Tartarus looked at Lu Fangge, who was somewhat unacceptable, and pursed his lips. The relationship between the gods on Mount Olympus was indeed messed up.

However, Lu Fangge quickly came back to his senses, the gods are already detached from things, so it would be ridiculous to talk about human relations.

Lu Fangge put down the chaotic relationship with the Greek gods, and then put the newly formed baby in his arms into the lotus to warm him up.After all, Dionysus was not yet full-term when he was taken out of the mother's body, and the lotus flower that Lu Fangge urged with divine power could just serve as his greenhouse.

After Lu Fangge finished all this, Tartaros touched Yunluo's little head and said to Lu Fangge: "In a few days, the dark pomegranate will grow in the medicine field. If you think it is noisy, you can let it grow." It shuts up, but don't pull him out, you can use it to find me."

Lu Fangge looked at the ruby-like clear and beautiful eyes of the black-clothed god in front of him, and finally turned his head and said, "Got it."

Seeing this, Tartarus raised the corners of his lips slightly, and then disappeared into the wooden house.

On Mount Olympus, Zeus had a big quarrel with Hera because of the matter of Melese, and they were furious with each other, causing Mount Olympus, which was like spring all the year round, to be shrouded in thick dark clouds.In the end, the god king and the queen naturally broke up unhappy, but the two sides had a tacit understanding, one did not go down to find a lover, and the other did not take revenge on the other's lover.

Because of this quarrel, Lu Fangge avoided Zeus' harassment for a short time.

Three months later, Dionysus, who was warmed by Lu Fangge in the lotus flower, quickly opened the lotus flower and grew into the appearance of a five or six-year-old human child.

Lu Fangge looked at Dionysus who was naked, he was a little embarrassed, he didn't know how to sew clothes, finally Lu Fangge knocked Yunluo on the head with his hand, lifted Yunluo up and shook, a piece of Wanhuagu childhood The disciple's clothes appeared in Lu Fangge's hands.

After hurriedly putting on clothes for Dionysus, Lu Fangge hugged the little child in his arms and said, "I will be your master from now on."

Lie in Lu Fangge's arms, the little Dionysus raised his head and asked, "Why? Is there any advantage for you to be my master?"

Lu Fangge touched Dionysus's black and beautiful hair, and said casually, "How about teaching you how to make wine?"

Dionysus raised his head suddenly, he faintly felt that what Lu Fangge was going to teach him was inseparable from his godhead.

"Okay!" Dionysus agreed without hesitation.

Lu Fangge smiled. When he was young, he had learned the art of wine making from a famous guest in Guzhong who was famous for wine making. Whether it was white wine or various fruit wines, he knew how to make wine.

As the son of God, Dionysus grew very fast, but he stopped growing when he became a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy, and then followed Lu Fangge to learn how to make wine.

Fifteen or sixteen-year-old Dionysus is the sweetheart of all the water nymphs in the forest. He is young and handsome, and he is gentle and polite to them, even willing to agree to their impolite request to dress him up.

One day, when Dionysus came back with flowers in his hands, a wreath on his head and a long dress, Yunluo couldn't help but said to Lu Fangge: "I think Dionysus is a friend of women."

Lu Fangge nodded deeply when he heard the words, and then said: "He is indeed very popular with women."

Dionysus walked into the wooden house and took off the wreath on his head, then looked at Lu Fang and said, "Nymphs are getting better at their craft."

Lu Fangge nodded. If others didn't know, they would really think that Dionysus was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl.

"Let's go, I'm going to Troy's clinic today." Lu Fangge took his medicine box back and said.

"Okay!" Dionysus quickly changed the long skirt on his body and put on clothes similar to Lu Fangge's.Dionysus was always positive about going to human cities, he enjoyed being among them and channeling their emotions.

When Lu Fangge brought Dionysus to Troy, the fleet led by Paris just came back from Greece and docked at the port of Troy.

The laborers on the ship continuously moved down the gold that Paris brought back from Greece, which made the subjects of Troy start to shout the name of Paris. Paris’ mission brought them a lot of wealth. People don't welcome Paris's back.

Soon, today's protagonist, Paris, came down from the big boat, holding a girl in a red dress in his arms.Lu Fangge knew that this was the reason Agamemnon, the queen of Sparta, used to fight Troy.

Helen's face can be said to be unparalleled in the world, as gorgeous and varied as a rose, and as a married woman, Helen has an aura that girls don't have. She deserves her name as the most beautiful woman in the world.

Dionysus followed Lu Fangge's eyes to look at the girl in Paris's arms. He naturally knew who the girl in Paris's arms was. He looked at his master and said, "Master, why should you stare at the most beautiful woman in the world?" Look, although there is a beautiful skin, but the inside is very vulgar, how can it compare to that god of the underworld."

Lu Fangge glanced at Dionysus and didn't speak. Naturally, Helen couldn't compare to that black-clothed god.

Seeing that Lu Fangge did not speak, Dionysus continued: "Of course, Helen is not even a little bit better than you, Master. After all, all the gods will be moved by your beauty."

Dionysus spoke sincerely and touchingly, but Lu Fangge felt a little itchy.

Dionysus and Lu Fangge were talking happily, but in another part of the crowd, Paris's former wife, Oneone, looked at the girl in red in Paris's arms and couldn't help covering her face and crying, and finally cried out in embarrassment Fleeing back to Mount Aida, weeping in a deserted place.

And the handsome sun god appeared in front of Oenone with his harp. Apollo looked at the crying nymph in front of her and raised her head gently with her hands.

Without waiting for Apollo to ask, Ononee said: "His Highness the Sun God, please go back, I will not betray my husband no matter what."

Apollo withdrew his right hand and didn't take it seriously. He said: "Onone, I have seen the future. You learn medical skills from me. In the near future, your husband will come to Mount Ida because of your medical skills." Looking for you, so, do you want to learn medical skills with me?"

Ononie looked at the handsome adult male god in front of her, as if seeing the light, she murmured: "I promise."

She really wanted to take her husband back from Helen.

Apollo, the sun god, looked at Ernone in front of him and slightly raised the corners of his lips. Ernone would be the last stab in Paris's chest.

In the port of Troy, Helen is nestled in Paris's arms. Looking at the tall city in front of her, she can't help but be full of longing for the future life. She finally escaped from her boring husband and came to this happy place with her lover.

However, what Helen didn't know was that not long after she and Paris left, King Menelaus of Sparta and his brother Agamemnon united the heroes who proposed to Helen to form the Greek coalition army. Wage war on Troy.Agamemnon is the commander of this Greek coalition army. As the brother of Menelaus, he naturally knows that the real purpose of attacking Troy is not Helen, but Troy's trade routes and inexhaustible wealth. .

When the Greek coalition forces were formed, the gods of Olympus also focused on this war.

Lu Fangge looked at the surging waves on the sea, and said slowly, "The war is about to begin."

After finishing speaking, Lu Fangge looked in the direction of Mount Olympus and smiled slightly, let him see what the goddess of wisdom can do.

Although Dionysus didn't understand what Lu Fangge was talking about, he quickly guessed that the arrival of Paris and Helen might cause Troy to fall into war, and there might be gods involved.

Afterwards, Lu Fangge took Dionysus into Troy, but what Lu Fangge didn't expect was that he would meet the leader of the war - Helen so soon.