[Greek mythology] Brother Hua doesn't have sex

The invitation card in the hands of Aphrodite said: "The arrogant plant god will regret it in the end. You must understand that it is our main god who can control his destiny."

After finishing speaking, Aphrodite gripped the invitation slightly harder, believing that most of the gods at the sea goddess' wedding banquet would give her face and help her teach the rebellious plant god a lesson.

In the human world, Lu Fangge, who was missed by Aphrodite, looked at the invitation card in his hand and gently traced the golden lines on it with his fingers, hesitating whether to attend the wedding of this sea goddess whom he had never met before.

Tartarus, the primitive god, also received this invitation, but as an unborn primitive god, he would not attend the wedding banquet of the sea nymph.

So, Tartarus took down the invitation from Lu Fang's singer, and said, "You go, the gods of Olympus are mostly stingy, if you don't come when you know everyone is coming, you may get revenge."

Lu Fangge raised his head and smiled when he heard the words, he looked at the plant god in front of him, and said: "I have offended so many gods on Mount Olympus, you are not afraid that I will never return."

The black-clothed god lowered his eyelids, and then slowly said: "So you know that you have offended many gods."

Lu Fangge turned the Luofeng in his hand nonchalantly, then knocked Yunluo who had eaten a lot of nuts, and said, "Will you go?"

Of course Tartarus wanted to go, but the god of Hades never went to the banquet of the god of Olympus, so Tartarus could only shake his head.

"That's really a pity." Lu Fangge put away the invitation on the case table, and let him see what God of Beauty and God of War have.

Tartarus lowered his head, and said, "If you turn this banquet upside down, I can take you back to Hades."

After finishing speaking, Tartarus had some inexplicable expectations that Lu Fangge would disrupt the banquet, and then he would be able to put him in the abyss forever.

Lu Fangge stood up and squinted his eyes. He looked at Tartarus who was sitting on the ground and couldn't help but bend down. He lifted the black-clothed god's head with his fingers, and looked at the handsome and deep face in front of him. Fang Ge said softly: "You seem to really want me to ruin this wedding banquet."

As if the breath of orchid fell on Tartaros' face, he restrained the urge to forcibly bring Lu Fangge into the underground world, and then said indifferently: "That's true."

Lu Fangge tilted his head, chuckled a few times, let go of the black-clothed god in front of him, and then began to prepare a wedding gift for the sea goddess whom he had never met.

Tartarus watched Lu Fangge's busy figure disappear silently into Lu Fangge's cabin.

In the end, the gift from Lu Fangge was paid by Yunluo. According to Lu Fangge's original words, it is because of the system that I am poor and white now. Shouldn't the system that is the reason for my poverty and whiteness pay for it?

Seeing Lu Fangge's unreasonable appearance, Yunluo could only take out the fine wine that she had collected for many years. Lu Fangge was very satisfied with this. As a small servant, the gift he gave didn't need to be extravagant.

The wedding of the sea nymph Thetis and Peleus was held on Mount Pelion. As one of the twelve main gods, Aphrodite came to Mount Pelion early just to find the trace of the god of plants. When the god came, Aphrodite used tricks to embarrass the plant god, or directly sent the proud plant god to a male god. If the plant god did not come, then she encouraged Thetis to take revenge on the plant god.

When Aphrodite saw the figure of the plant god, she was about to raise a voice, and a golden apple fell from the sky, with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess."

Lu Fangge, who was ready to deal with Aphrodite's attack, saw her turn around and competed with Athena, the goddess of wisdom, and Hera, the queen of God, for the title of the most beautiful goddess.

Seeing this, Lu Fangge couldn't help raising his eyebrows. Since Aphrodite didn't make trouble for her, he naturally wouldn't provoke Aphrodite.

However, Lu Fangge, who was a little relaxed, soon found a scorching gaze on him, as if he wanted to take off his clothes.

Lu Fangge frowned involuntarily, looked up, and saw Zeus, the king of gods known as the father of the gods, staring at him.

Sitting on the throne and tasting the fine wine, the King of God couldn't help curling up the corners of his lips when seeing the beauty with her head bowed to him, and smiled charmingly at Lu Fangge.

Seeing this, Lu Fangge immediately lowered his head, his eyes were really hot.

And the three goddesses with the highest status and the most beautiful appearance over there did not argue for a reason, so they asked Zeus to decide which of them was the most beautiful goddess.

Zeus put down the wine glass in his hand, looked at the gods standing below, and asked aloud, "Can you tell me who is the most beautiful goddess?"

All the gods shook their heads, they didn't want to go into this muddy water, anyone who offended these three goddesses would be hated.

The sun god Apollo stood among the gods and whispered to the moon god Artemis: "Al, I think you are the most beautiful."

Luna heard the words and stepped on Apollo's foot, and then said: "Shut up."

Seeing that the gods below didn't stand up and speak, Zeus couldn't help but feel a little headache. He couldn't help tapping lightly with his fingers on the armrest, and then came up with a solution.

"Since the gods can't judge, let the most honest Paris judge." After finishing speaking, Zeus threw the hot potato to the human Paris who was grazing on Mount Ida outside Troy without hesitation.

When Paris appeared at the banquet of the gods, he was still a little confused. After the gods explained the reason for inviting him, he looked at the three beautiful goddesses.

Lu Fangge watched Paris start to seriously think about who is the most beautiful goddess, and then he couldn't help saying a fool in his heart. He dared to bring this matter up at this time, because he was really not afraid of the revenge of the other two goddesses.

Hera looked at the hesitant Paris and said immediately: "If you choose me, then you will rule the richest country in the world."

As the Queen of God, Hera has the right to give Paris the right to manage the richest country in the world.

Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom, looked at the already shaken Paris and immediately promised: "If you choose me, then you will become the wisest person in the world."

As the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite promised: "A beautiful young man, how can wisdom and wealth compare to a delicate beauty? If you choose me, then the most beautiful person in this world will be yours."

After finishing speaking, Aphrodite glanced intentionally or unintentionally at the place where the plant god was.

Aphrodite's idea is very simple, she wants to use this promise in exchange for the title of the most beautiful goddess and humiliate the plant god, and marry him to an ordinary mortal.

Not surprisingly, Paris personally presented the golden apple in his hand to Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty.

Lu Fangge looked at the triumphant Aphrodite and whispered softly: "Is it the most beautiful in the world?"

The next moment, Aphrodite's eyes met those of Lu Fangge, and Aphrodite was almost too frightened by the violence in Lu Fangge's eyes to hold the golden apple.

"Goddess, please fulfill your promise." Paris said respectfully.

Lu Fangge came out from the crowd. He looked at Paris and said, "The most beautiful person in the world is Helen, the queen of the king of Sparta. Even so, you still want to be with her?"

Paris looked at such a gentle and beautiful god and couldn't help but replied loudly: "Yes, true love will make us together!"

Therefore, Lu Fangge raised the corners of his lips, looked at Aphrodite who was holding a golden apple, and said, "Your Highness, please give Helen to Paris."

Aphrodite wanted to refute that you are the most beautiful in the world, but Zeus, who was sitting on the throne, also urged: "Aphrodite, give Helen to Paris."

Zeus naturally saw Aphrodite's little thoughts, and he didn't mind helping the beautiful plant god, because he didn't want to see the beauty in trouble.

Seeing this, Aphrodite couldn't help biting her lip, and finally agreed to give Paris the Queen Helen of Sparta.

Seeing that Aphrodite agreed, Lu Fangge was slightly relieved, and he could only say sorry for leading the misfortune to Helen.

After the golden apple incident was over, the gods began to rejoice again, but Athena, the goddess of wisdom, and Hera, the queen of heaven, silently planned to destroy Troy.

During the banquet, Lu Fangge slipped out of the banquet while the gods were getting excited and didn't notice him.

It was already night when Lu Fangge came down from Pelion Mountain, the moon was sparse, and the night breeze brought a little coolness.Lu Fangge couldn't help touching Luofeng, who was always by his side. His status was never high enough, so Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, dared to humiliate him in public. Won't there be a second time?

Just as Lu Fangge was thinking, an eagle cry suddenly appeared behind him.Looking up at the sky, a golden eagle appeared in Lu Fangge's sight. Its feathers shone like gold, and its figure was several times larger than ordinary eagles, making it even more heroic and majestic. .

Lu Fangge lowered his eyes, it was a silly trick of the gods, who turned into an animal to take revenge on him this time?

The next moment, a lunar finger landed on the eagle who was rushing towards Lu Fangge.