[Greek mythology] Brother Hua doesn't have sex

The Valley of Thousand Flowers is like spring all the year round. There are many exotic flowers and plants in the valley, and the scenery is beautiful.However, in such a paradise, there is a deaf-mute village, which detains the heinous people.And there is a wooden house on the edge of the cliff at the northern end of the deaf-mute village, which is Lu Fangge's residence.

Sunlight poured into the small wooden house through the window, and Lu Fangge gently bandaged the wound of the feather ink sculpture in front of him with his slender and white hands.If one ignores the squirrels chattering in human language on the desk, this scene is quite harmonious.

After Lu Fangge bandaged the wound of Yu Mo Diao whose wings were injured, he took out a piece of jerky from the cloth bag on the back shelf and fed it to Yu Mo Diao in a good mood.

"It's been hard for you these days." Lu Fangge patted Yu Mo Diao's head. Since he was punished here, all the necessities of life have been sent by this Yu Mo Diao.

After hearing the words, the feather ink eagle uttered a cry, rubbed Lu Fangge's hand, and flew out of the wooden house.

Lu Fangge watched the feather ink eagle fly away, the smile on the corner of his mouth slowly faded, he turned his head to look at the squirrel standing on his desk, talking non-stop.

"Have you said enough?" Lu Fangge asked coldly.

This squirrel was originally raised by him, and its name was Yunluo. However, since three days ago, this squirrel began to speak human words, such as hosts, systems, and plant gods.

Lu Fangge didn't scare the snake at first, but secretly observed the squirrel who could only speak human, and almost understood the squirrel's intentions. This squirrel, who claimed to be a system, made a calculation error, which caused the poor plant god to die in the turbulence of time and space. Among them, although the plant god is not an important role, it will be troublesome if he dies, so the squirrel is going to let him replace the plant god.

The squirrel-shaped system was shocked when it heard the words, and the pine cone it was holding in its hand was also frightened by Lu Fangge and fell to the ground. The system was surprised: "So you can hear me!"

God knows how many times the system tried to communicate with Lu Fangge during these three days.However, every time the system thought it had succeeded in letting Lu Fangge hear him speak, Lu Fangge would gently hand it a pine cone and let it play elsewhere.

Realizing that Lu Fangge could hear himself speaking, the system immediately said excitedly: "If you become a plant god, I can give you amazing beauty!"

Lu Fangge looked down at the squirrel standing on the desk. After a while, he chuckled and asked, "Am I not good-looking?"

Hearing this, the system raised its head and looked at Lu Fangge. The man in front of him had fair skin and picturesque eyebrows. Although his expression was cold, the tear mole at the corner of his eye gave him a sense of beauty.Lu Fangge's face is undoubtedly beautiful.

The system stopped for a while, and then continued: "I can give you eternal life, as long as you become a plant god, you can be the same age as the world!"

The system doesn't believe that there is no one who doesn't want to live forever. After all, emperors from ancient times to the present can give anything for longevity.

Lu Fangge raised the corners of his lips when he heard the words, and lowered his eyes. He gently clasped the table with his hands and said, "Longevity, it sounds really tempting."

Seeing this, the system couldn't help puffing out its chest, it knew that no one could refuse the temptation of longevity.

Lu Fangge picked up the teacup on the desk, took a sip, and said indifferently: "Unfortunately, I don't want to live forever. For me, a hundred years is enough."

After finishing speaking, Lu Fangge stopped talking about the system, and looked at the medical skills that he hadn't read before.

Lu Fangge learned Lijing Yidao, but his Huajianyou is also good, otherwise he would not personally destroy the enemy's family and avenge the family's extermination. However, because the methods are too cruel, although his master He was saved, but he was eventually abandoned by Ten Thousand Flowers Valley, and he was imprisoned here, without abolishing his martial arts and turning him into a deaf-mute, it was already his master's best effort for himself.

The mountain wind was blowing in a hurry, Lu Fangge looked at the sky outside, and knew that another mountain rain was coming, so he skillfully collected the herbs to dry outside and closed the window.

On the other side, the system lay on the desk and hugged its fluffy tail, thinking about how to get Lu Fangge to agree to become a plant god.

As the sky was getting darker, Lu Fangge lit the lamp, then sat down and continued to look at the medical book in his hand, his index finger lightly slid across a line of words in the book, with a somewhat regretful expression, and then said: "Millennium Ganoderma lucidum, Pity."

Lu Fangge sighed and gave up the idea of ​​restoring this ancient prescription. After all, precious medicinal materials like the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum are either in the steep mountains or in the hands of aristocratic families.He can't get the medicinal materials in the hands of the aristocratic family. If he is still free, he can go to the mountains to search for them.However, Lu Fangge couldn't leave here, and he could only give up this prescription.

The system lying on the table suddenly raised its head when it heard Lu Fangge's words: "Millennium Ganoderma lucidum!"

"As long as you become a plant god, let alone a thousand-year Ganoderma lucidum or a ten-thousand-year Tianshan snow lotus, you can grow refined ginseng! Please, come with me to be a plant god." The system tried hard to show off its cuteness with its squirrel body .

Lu Fangge looked down at the squirrel who had written the words "please" on his face on the table, then tapped his lips with his fingers and said, "It's really a huge temptation."

Lu Fangge clasped the case with his fingers and said, "I agree, but how do you guarantee my safety?"

The system was stunned, and immediately replied: "Greek gods are inherently immortal. If you are worried about safety issues, I can increase the force value for you. Even if the original gods come, they may not be able to restrain you."

Lu Fangge nodded when he heard the words, then stood up and looked at the place where Samsung Mochizuki was. After a while, Lu Fangge picked up Luofeng that he had put on the table, and said to the system: "Let's go."

Lu Fangge's family feud has been avenged, and he has no regrets in this life, and besides his unfilial apprentice, the master has many smart and filial brothers and sisters under him, so there is no need for him to worry.

Looking at Lu Fangge's deserted and desolate back, the system couldn't help asking: "Don't you leave a letter?"

Lu Fangge caressed Luofeng who was like a pipe in his hand, and then said: "No need."

Since it is going to disappear, it will disappear completely.

When Lu Fangge closed his eyes, he and the squirrel on the desk disappeared into the wooden house.

When Lu Fangge opened his eyes again, he was already standing in the forest, the warm sunshine was scattered on Lu Fangge's body, and the surrounding plants gave him a sense of kindness, Lu Fangge touched his heart with his hand, he Now it is Adonis, the plant god, as the will of the world told him when he came here.

but……

Lu Fangge quickly set his eyes on the squirrel standing on his shoulder, and asked with a cold face, "What's the matter with this suit?"

The system looked at the white cloth wrapped around Lu Fangge's body, and said, "Everyone wears it like this."

"My clothes." Lu Fangge lifted the squirrel standing on his shoulder to his front and said.

Looking at Lu Fangge's expression, the system couldn't help shrinking its neck, and then took out the clothes that Lu Fangge usually wears.

Lu Fangge looked at the folded and broken army jackets on the ground, then threw away the squirrel in his hand, and then started to change his clothes.

Wanhua's clothes are mainly black, and the toga with long sleeves reminds me of the land of Wang Xie in Bird Clothes Lane.

After Lu Fangge put on the layered clothes, he regained a sense of security. Do everyone here dress like Meng Lang?Thinking of this, Lu Fangge couldn't help but frowned slightly.

The squirrel standing on the ground glanced at Lu Fangge, only to feel that Lu Fangge's clothes were out of place here.However, the system did not say anything in the end, and it reminded: "Because the handsome plant god attracted the attention of the god of beauty Aphrodite, he was jealous of the god of war Ares."

Lu Fangge turned Luofeng in his hand and listened to the systematic explanation without saying a word. The God of Beauty pursued the God of Plants crazily because of his handsome appearance. If you give up, you will become more frustrated and courageous.Aphrodite's current lover, Ares, the god of war, began his revenge on the god of plants.

After finishing speaking, the system took a serious look at Lu Fangge who was holding Luofeng, and said, "Host, please prepare as soon as possible, a pig will come to support you soon."

Lu Fangge paused while turning Luofeng's hand when he heard the words. He took a deep look at the squirrel standing on the rock, and said, "The Greek god's approach is really different."

Lu Fangge has seen all kinds of conspiracies and tricks, but he has never seen someone who turns into a wild boar and kills people. For a while, Lu Fangge wanted to study the brain circuit of this Greek god of war.

Ares came faster than Lu Fangge imagined. When Lu Fangge saw the wild boar rushing towards him, he knew it was the God of War.

Lu Fangge raised the corners of his lips, locked the wild boar's feet with a Taiyin finger, and then retreated fifteen feet away, then used Luofeng to casually hang the three poisons on the wild boar in front of him, and then looked for a suitable opportunity to die with jade and stone Detonate these three poisons.

The wild boar terrier that Ares turned into ran around, but couldn't even touch the corner of Lu Fangge's clothes, which made his eyes turn red with anger, but how dare a little second-class god dare to tease him like this!

Lu Fangge looked at the wild boar who had lost his patience and raised the corners of his lips slightly, it's now!

When Ares was about to launch the final attack, he suddenly fell to the ground. The wild boar's thick body smashed a hole in the ground. Ares, who hadn't realized what happened, passed out from the pain.

Lu Fangge walked up to the wild boar like a hill and tapped his hand lightly with Luofeng, then lowered his eyes and asked the system: "Yunluo, what do you think of the roasted wild boar?"

The squirrel-like system was taken aback, raised its head and asked, "Really?"

"if not?"

The next moment, Lu Fangge was already preparing to light a fire.