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"Corner, follow me, don't follow Dazai that trash anymore!" The cadre with red hair squatted in front of a wall, looking down at the direction of the corner, with a drunken blush on his face.

He seemed to regard the corner as a person. After a few seconds passed, Zhong Yuanzhong, who did not hear the reply from the corner, also narrowed his eyes: "The corner is a very polite kid, and he will not ignore me. You are definitely a fake corner !"

After that, he raised his hand and punched the wall, and the whole fist went straight through the wall. After he was done, he broke off the corner of the wall with the hole he punched. The movement was very skillful and obviously practiced.

This action immediately caused the other men in black to howl.

"Central Plains cadres don't want it! Don't dig any more!"

"Stop it, Central Plains cadre!!"

"How much money we have to pay for digging corners! Central Plains cadres——!"

They ran forward, trying to prevent the Zhefa cadres from continuing to add another sum to the compensation amount, but Zhongyuan Zhongya, who had been blinded by the corner of the wall, did not take the bird with them. face vigilant.

"Don't come here! What if you break the corner of the wall!"

As he said that, he jumped up nimbly to avoid their pounce, jumped to the corner of the other wall and continued to dig the corner.

Digging a corner, the subordinates cried to stop, jumped up and avoided to dig the next corner, and so on.

Atsushi Nakajima, who came to the scene and saw such a scene, fell silent: "..."

"Mr. Corner! Mr. Corner, are you finally here!" The person who called Atsushi Nakajima with Chuya Nakahara's mobile phone showed the expression of seeing the savior coming and seeing the god descending from the earth. He rushed to Atsushi Nakajima, crying, "Hurry up and save us, we are in too much trouble!"

"...Is this a cult site?" Atsushi Nakajima expressed his thoughts from the bottom of his heart, and then took out his mobile phone, "I think what you need is not me, but uncle police, and everyone is responsible for reporting cults. "

The man: "No, this is too embarrassing!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "Do you still know how to be ashamed?"

"Hey wait—" The person holding the phone took a closer look and found that Mr. Corner looked familiar. After a few seconds of thinking, he suddenly realized, "Aren't you the chef?"

No wonder the cadres of the Central Plains are so persistent in poaching corners, even he would dig. Eating the chef's food is happiness. Who doesn't want to be happy every day?Don't worry, the Central Plains cadres, the corners are here, and the subordinates will provide you with opportunities!

Thinking of this, he hugged Atsushi Nakajima with lightning speed, and shouted in the direction of Nakahara Chuya: "Central Plains cadres! I caught the corner! The white hair and bangs are like a dog chewing, and the cooking is very delicious." That! Come on!!!"

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?

"You count me!"

Crossing the river and demolishing bridges is too much!And what about those adjectives!It's normal for white hair to cook delicious food, but it's too much for bangs to look like a dog!His hairstyle is like this, whoever sees it thinks it is a dog gnawing! ?

White hair, bangs like a dog chewing, cooking is especially delicious, the key words match.

Zhong Yuan also kept a corner of the wall on his left hand, and a corner of the wall on his right. There were still a few corners floating beside him.

Atsushi Nakajima staggered a few times before he stabilized his body. When he raised his head, he found Nakahara Nakaya staring at him drunkenly.

"Ah...it's a real corner." After staring for a few seconds and confirming that the person in front of him is a real corner, Zhongyuan Zhong also released his supernatural ability, and the corner floating beside him fell to the ground instantly, and at the same time he also turned the corner in his hands backwards lost.

The corner is the corner, anyway, he doesn't deserve to have a name anymore.

Atsushi Nakajima thought to himself.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, I'm a corner, so go back with me now, okay?" Atsushi Nakajima said in a coaxing tone, "I'll make you hangover soup."

"Ah...ah?" Zhongyuan Zhong, who had been digging the corner before, was a little stunned in front of the real corner, "Going back with you?"

His dull mind pondered over this sentence, and quickly came to a conclusion: the corner let him go back with him = the corner is willing to let him dig.

"Can I poach you!?" He asked a little excitedly.

Atsushi Nakajima: "...Why are you so obsessed with digging corners?"

"Because——because I want it." Zhong Yuanzhong also said drunkenly, "I want you."

"..."

Atsushi Nakajima blinked, so Mr. Nakahara wanted to be friends with him so strongly?

The other party wants him so much, so he can't let the other party's heart go to waste, so——

"Do you know how to stroke cats?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.

"Fucking... the cat?" Nakahara Chuya didn't realize it, "What's the cat?"

"As long as your cat-handling skills reach the level of a master, I will go with you."

All in all, if you know how to rub a cat, you can completely poach the corner of the wall, right! ?

Zhongyuan Zhong also responded with one mouthful: "Okay!"

clap clap-

"Congratulations to the cadres of the Central Plains for being promoted!"

Seeing that they reached an agreement, Chuya Nakahara's subordinates were crying and applauding. Isn't it just a cat?Because it means they won't have to worry about a drunk boss poaching them in the future!

Probably because his wish was fulfilled, Chuya Nakahara's drunken madness was over, he folded his hands on his stomach and fell back with peace of mind.

Atsushi Nakajima immediately slid to the back of the Zhefa cadre, and caught Chuya Nakahara whose head was about to collide with the corner of the wall on the ground.

"Do you know where Mr. Zhongyuan's home is?" He turned his head to look at the others, "If he is so drunk, he must be sent home."

The subordinates of Chuya Zhongyuan have actually experienced this situation. They are just ordinary subordinates and have no right to know where the cadre’s home is. Unless they are directly subordinates, they will usually call the Black Lizard to send them Central Plains cadres go back, but!

The cadres of the Central Plains just liked to mention the corner, which is a good opportunity to enhance their relationship!

With surprisingly consistent brain circuits, they shook their heads in unison: "I don't know."

"Then there is no other way." Atsushi Nakajima looked at the drunk man who had fallen asleep and sighed, "I can only take him to my house."

As he spoke, he hugged Zhefa cadre horizontally, and the others who watched were a little confused.

No, as expected of a chef, strength is great!

……

Zhong Yuanzhong was also woken up by the weight on his stomach.

He slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was the white ceiling, and then he looked down, and found a white-haired black-striped cat nestled on his belly.

"...the cat?" He subconsciously raised his hand to touch the cat's body. The soft touch made him feel that the cat is so easy to touch.

Zhong Yuanzhong also carefully put the cat aside, then got up and sat up by himself.

He looked at the strange room, a little confused: "Where is this?"

He remembered that he had gone drinking last night, and...then what happened?

According to the normal situation, he should be drunk and crazy, because every time he goes crazy, his memory will be fragmented, so here comes the problem - he should be sent to his home after drunk, this place is obviously not his home, it seems Something seemed to have happened last night that he didn't know about?

"Ow—"

Even Zhong Yuanzhong was very careful, but the 'cat' still woke up. It opened its mouth, yawned and stretched itself, and then began to rub its face with its paws.

oh what...

"Are you a tiger?" Nakahara Nakahara, who looked at the white cat, oh no, at the cub of the white tiger, realized it later.

Hearing his words, the white tiger removed the paw rubbing his face, looked at him calmly, and then meowed.

"Meow."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also caught in a tangle: "...So is it a white tiger or a cat?"

"Meow!" Of course it's a cat!Mr. Zhongyuan, have you ever seen a white tiger that can meow?

"I must have hallucinations when I just woke up in the morning..." Zhongyuan Zhong, who felt that things were gradually developing in a fantasy direction, lay back silently, and a few seconds later, he lifted the blanket, "Wait, it's not time to sleep! "

He doesn't even know where this place is, how could he be able to sleep!

As if it had expected this situation, the white cat jumped onto the bedside table and took out the note that was pressed under the desk lamp.

The words on the note were facing Chuya Nakahara, so he could easily see what was written on it.

This is my home, Mr. Nakahara, please feel free——Atsushi Nakajima.

"So I was brought back last night by the wall... kid?" Zhongya Nakahara murmured.

Zhong·Corner·Island·Mao·Dun: I heard you, Mr. Zhongyuan!You mean the corner?Excessive!Does he really not deserve to have a name? ?

Decided!Don't tell Mr. Zhongyuan that he is this cat!

Thinking in this way, the white cat jumped to the ground, opened the door and walked out of the room. Before leaving, he still closed the door with his tail. Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help but sigh in his heart. They are all fine.

Soon, the door was opened again, and this time it was not the cat but Atsushi Nakajima who came in.

"Mr. Nakahara, do you have a headache?" he asked.

"Um..." After drinking, there will be a hangover the next day. Zhong Yuanzhong also felt it, and found that he has no such symptoms at all. He shook his head, "It doesn't hurt."

"That's good. It seems that the bowl of hangover soup I poured last night is useful." Nakajima Atsushi looked relieved.

...Wait, pour?

Zhongyuan Zhong, who didn't dare to think deeply, also decided to ignore the issue of irrigation, and thanked the white-haired boy: "Thank you."

"It's okay!" Atsushi Nakajima said happily, "Anyway, we are already friends, and the agreement has been made, Mr. Nakahara, no need to thank you!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh."

Already friends?Agreement? ?What agreement? ? ?

What the hell happened last night! ?

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't dare to ask, he was afraid that if he asked, he would ask the other party about the embarrassing thing he did last night. In order not to be troubled by the black history, Zhongyuan Zhong also chose to shut up.

"Toothbrush and tooth cup are ready, Mr. Nakahara, go wash up, I'll make breakfast." Said Atsushi Nakajima and left the room.

Are you still in charge of the food?

Nakahara Chuya slipped out of bed, put on the slippers that had been placed on the ground long ago, and went to wash up.

……

I would like to ask, after getting drunk, there is sober soup, no need to worry about the hangover problem, and a delicious breakfast after waking up the next day. After breakfast, go to work with full energy. Is there anything more pleasing than this?

Zhongyuan Zhong, who came to the Hong Kong Hei Building to check in, also maintained a happy mood throughout the whole process. Even if he passed by a mackerel with the surname Dazai, it could not affect his good mood.

"Hey, the little dwarf's expression is so disgusting today." Osamu Dazai covered his mouth, looking like he was about to throw up.

I'm in a good mood today, so I won't quarrel with you!

etc--

"You guy, you finally appeared!?" Thinking of the scene of a white-haired kid waiting by the elevator for a long time with a bento bag, Nakahara Nakahara, who has become friends with the other party, said unhappily, "I'm willing to come out after hiding for so long gone?"

"I didn't hide, don't spread rumors." Osamu Dazai, who was just about to open his mouth to hurt the other party, was about to speak, but was interrupted before he could speak.

The person who interrupted him was the man who called Atsushi Nakajima on Chuya Nakahara's mobile phone yesterday.

"Central Plains cadre! Congratulations! You finally got the chef as you wished!" Thinking that he would no longer have to deal with drunken bosses, he looked joyful, "In the future, you can eat whatever you want and masturbate The day of the cat is over, I really envy others!"

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...???"

The author has something to say: Nakahara Chuya: What happened? ?what did i do last night ? ?

Osamu Dazai (raising his hand and touching the top of his head): ...For some reason, it always feels a little green on the top of his head.

Sleeping makes people happy, no more, I'm going to make an update!Explosive update! ! !