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Chapter 82 Pickled Fish
The air is a little awkward.
What should I do if the vest suddenly falls off?Of course it was forced to act as if nothing happened!
Atsushi Nakajima pretended nothing happened and raised his hand to greet everyone: "Mr. Oda, Mr. Dazai, good morning, have you eaten yet?"
Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "Good morning, I haven't eaten yet."
"Atsu-kun, don't think I didn't see your expression of 'Everyone just pretend nothing happened' trying to get away with it." Osamu Dazai poked Nakajima with an expression of 'you are too young, young man' Dun's forehead, "By the way, good morning, I didn't eat either."
Expose the things he tried to get away with, and then say hello to him?
Then this should mean...you can get away with it?
So Nakajima Atsushi asked tentatively: "Mr. Dazai, will you come to my house for dinner tonight?"
There is nothing that can't be solved with one meal, and if there is, then have another meal.
Atsushi Nakajima thought so, but Osamu Dazai was unmoved when he heard this tempting bribe: "Atsushi-kun, do you think I'm the kind of person who can be fooled with just one meal?"
"The two meals?"
Osamu Dazai shook his head, and Atsumi Nakajima raised three fingers: "Three meals?"
"Hey, Atsu-kun, you don't know how dangerous your lord is." Osamu Dazai shook his head again, and lowered his voice to the boy's ear, as if whispering something, "I heard, have you been talking to me recently? The head of the finance department makes bento? Or the kind where you can order whatever you want?"
Although he didn't know how the other party knew, Atsushi Nakajima still nodded honestly.
"I want it too." Dazai said.
God knows how much energy and patience he expended every time in the cafeteria in order not to conflict with the slugs, and recently he discovered that the Minister of Finance, who is the number one fan of Atsushi Nakajima, who never misses every meal, does not come to the cafeteria on time for every meal Yes, he observed a few times, and found that the other party had more bento in his hand than usual when he was at work. The finance minister who had the bento naturally didn't have to go to the cafeteria at noon.
To be honest, Osamu Dazai is not particular about food, as long as he can eat it, but after eating Atsushi Nakajima’s meal, he feels that food is actually quite important, especially delicious food is more precious up.
Dazai Osamu was curious about how delicious the finance minister's bento was to make him give up the food made by Atsushi. He took advantage of the fact that the other party was not in the office and decisively broke the door lock of the other party's office, and went in to open the one that he cared about for a long time. He picked up one of the meatballs and put it in his mouth.
...The taste of this meatball is exactly the same as the meatball made by Dunjun!
Well, you finance minister, secretly asked Dun Jun to make you a bento, I have never eaten a bento made by Dun Jun!
The narrow-minded Osamu Dazai ate up the bento on the spot, and walked out of the office of the Minister of Finance with a face that nothing happened, just passing by the Minister of Finance who was walking towards him.
"Officer Dazai." The Minister of Finance nodded and opened the door of his office.
"Ahhhhhhh the poop thief!! My bento was eaten by the poop thief!!!"
Ignoring the roar of the Minister of Finance behind him, Osamu Dazai left behind a back that hides his achievements and fame.
It's just that the title of the poop thief is a bit ugly.
……
"Okay." Hearing Osamu Dazai's request, Nakajima Atsushi nodded without hesitation, paused, and said, "Actually, if you want to eat, Mr. Dazai, you don't need to do this, just ask me directly."
"After all, I will not refuse requests that are within my ability."
Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, then said softly: "What about the request beyond the scope of ability?"
"Well." Atsushi Nakajima pursed his lips and smiled, "Of course I worked hard!"
"After all, if you don't work hard, you don't know that you can do so many things beyond your ability."
Just like the time and time after time he travels through the separation, he can still laugh and laugh heartlessly all day long, which is really unexpected.
After being untied by Uchiha Satoshi, he really felt a great sadness enveloped himself, but so what?In the end, he still has to accept the reality and continue to live hard for that unknown goal.
"I'm sorry to disturb your conversation." The boss who had been as quiet as a chicken suddenly said, "The two spicy curries you ordered are ready, please take it slowly."
Speaking of the boss bringing two sets of curry rice that smelled very spicy to Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu respectively, Nakajima Atsushi raised his hand and pinched his nose, and said in a muffled voice: "Mr. Oda, Mr. Dazai, you guys Do you eat something so spicy in the morning?"
My tortoise smells spicy, how spicy it is to eat.
Osamu Dazai snorted twice, the corners of his mouth curled up eagerly: "Would you like to try, Auntori?"
As he said that, he picked up a spoon, scooped up a spoonful of curry, and delivered it to the boy's mouth. Coupled with the expectation in his eyes, no matter how you looked at it, he looked like a bad guy who lured an innocent boy into a fallen boy.
Atsushi Nakajima hesitated for a few seconds, and quickly opened his mouth to eat the curry on the spoon.
"...Wow, it's so spicy!" After swallowing the food in his mouth, he tilted his head and stuck out his tongue, his cheeks were stained with a thin layer of red, and even the corners of his eyes were filled with tears from the spicy food.
"Is it hot and crying? Atsushi-kun can't do this. Let me tell you that when I ate it for the first time, I simply thought it was spicy and didn't cry." As he spoke, Osamu Dazai's face showed pride .
"I...I don't want to cry either, but I can't help it..." Atsushi Nakajima turned around and groped with his hands on the table, "Shui Shui Shui..."
This boss is terrible, how many peppers are put in!
Oda Sakunosuke handed over the water glass with ice cubes: "Here you are."
"thank you very much!"
Seeing Atsushi Nakajima who sent all the water and ice cubes to his mouth in one breath, Sakunosuke Oda thought for a while, then turned his head and said to Osamu Dazai: "Cats have very sensitive senses of smell and taste, and they are sensitive to this kind of irritating food. Extremely sensitive, crying is a normal reaction."
Atsushi Nakajima, who was chewing ice cubes, nodded frantically for the sensible person, Sakunosuke Oda, and after swallowing the ice cubes, he said: "Mr. Oda is right, this thing is really too exciting for animals with sensitive taste... ...Wait, Oda-san, I'm not an animal! I just have a good sense of taste!"
His five senses are only a little sharper because of the relationship between supernatural powers. He is still a human being in essence, not an animal!
"Ah, I know." Saying so, Oda Sakunosuke's eyes were full of "I understand you if you don't tell me", and Atsushi Nakajima whispered in his heart, but he didn't listen at all.
After the spiciness went down, Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand and shouted to the boss: "Boss, have a piece of curry that Mr. Oda and the others ate!"
"Oh! Okay!" It's a joyful thing for my cooking to be accepted by others. After serving the curry, the boss asked curiously, "Why do you want to eat it even though you know it's spicy?"
"Because it's cool!" Atsushi Nakajima ate a spoonful of curry, and was once again confused by the heat, but this time he didn't ask for water, but frantically stuffed curry into his mouth.
No way, it's spicy, but it's really cool.
Looking at Sakunosuke Oda who was eating curry calmly, and Atsushi Nakajima who was eating curry sitting on each other's laps, Osamu Dazai became curious when he saw how delicious the two were eating. He picked up a spoon and scooped up a spoonful of curry and put it in his mouth , the familiar spicy taste and the familiar taste made him complain: "Dun Jun is a liar!"
Not happy at all!Mouth full of spiciness!
Atsushi Nakajima looked up at Osamu Dazai from the plate: "...???"
How did he become a liar?What's the matter?
"Cat... Atsushi, sit on another leg, my leg is numb." Oda Sakunosuke said.
"Oh well."
After sitting on the man's other leg, Atsushi Nakajima realized later: "Wait, Mr. Oda, did you just say cat?"
He didn't even deserve a name, did he just turn into a cat? ? ?
"No, you heard it wrong." Oda Sakunosuke denied it solemnly.
"Okay." Seeing what he said, Atsushi Nakajima no longer struggled, but changed the subject, "Does Mr. Oda want to lick the cat? I can let you lick after eating."
"I said it." Oda Sakunosuke quickly changed his words, "I did say cats just now."
"Mr. Oda is really an honest person!"
"Thank you for the compliment." After a pause, Oda Sakunosuke asked hesitantly, "Then the cat thing..."
Atsushi Nakajima gave an ok gesture: "No problem."
After listening to the whole process, Osamu Dazai: "..."
I often feel out of place with you because I don't have enough sand sculptures.
The boss took away the three clean dishes, turned on the faucet and began to wash the dishes, looking at the white-haired black-striped cat lying on the lap of the man with wine-colored hair, Osamu Dazai turned his head and shouted at the boss: "Boss, a dish lemon!"
A plate of lemons?The boss paused while washing the dishes, thought about the 'dishwashing liquid drink' that the other party had ordered here, and decisively accelerated the action of washing the dishes. After washing the dishes, he wiped his hands with a towel, found a lemon and put it in the plate.
"Your plate of lemons!"
Hurry up and take the lemon over before this guy harms his dishwashing liquid, what if he can't think about harming the dishwashing liquid?
Osamu Dazai grabbed a lemon and took a big bite. Feeling the unique taste of lemon, Osamu Dazai's face wrinkled into a ball.
Oda Sakunosuke: "Sour?"
Osamu Dazai: "I'm so sour."
As he spoke, he took another bite of the lemon, and his face wrinkled even more.
"Meow~" Mr. Dazai is so strange that he still eats sour.
Thinking of what the other party told him about the bento just now, Atsushi Nakajima seemed to have realized something, and he suddenly realized that he was enlightened.
Mr. Dazai asked for a plate of lemons = he likes sour ones = hinted that he would make sour things for lunch!
Absolutely not living up to your expectations, Mr. Dazai!
……
The next day, Osamu Dazai, who was full of anticipation, opened the long-awaited bento. In an instant, the sour smell came out of his nostrils, and he was so frightened that he quickly closed the lid.
Ten seconds later, after adjusting his breathing, Osamu Dazai opened the lid again, and found that the sour smell was not a dream at all, but reality.
Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and called Atsushi Nakajima. After a brief beep, the call was quickly connected.
"Hello? Ton-kun, why is today's bento sour?"
"Ah?" Atsushi Nakajima on the other end of the phone was obviously taken aback, "Didn't you say yesterday that you want to eat something sour?"
Osamu Dazai: "...When did I say I want to eat sour food???"
"Lemons, that plate of lemons, aren't you implying that you like sour food?" Thinking of the picture of the other party eating up a plate of lemons yesterday, Atsushi Nakajima replied confidently, "I understand sour food There are not many, but I specially added a lot of sauerkraut to your pickled fish to ensure it is sour enough! It is definitely the taste you like!"
"...Dun-jun, are you a devil?"
"what?"
Osamu Dazai hung up the phone with a blank expression. As expected of Atsu-kun, he can always do things beyond his expectations.
He looked at the sauerkraut fish quietly lying in the insulated food box, and fell into a long silence.
The author has something to say: Dazai: Why the hell!
Is this the retribution for eating the Minister of Finance's bento!I can not be reconciled!
Coo... Coo coo?Coo coo coo coo coo! (Beaten
Try to get the update back!slipped away
What should I do if the vest suddenly falls off?Of course it was forced to act as if nothing happened!
Atsushi Nakajima pretended nothing happened and raised his hand to greet everyone: "Mr. Oda, Mr. Dazai, good morning, have you eaten yet?"
Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "Good morning, I haven't eaten yet."
"Atsu-kun, don't think I didn't see your expression of 'Everyone just pretend nothing happened' trying to get away with it." Osamu Dazai poked Nakajima with an expression of 'you are too young, young man' Dun's forehead, "By the way, good morning, I didn't eat either."
Expose the things he tried to get away with, and then say hello to him?
Then this should mean...you can get away with it?
So Nakajima Atsushi asked tentatively: "Mr. Dazai, will you come to my house for dinner tonight?"
There is nothing that can't be solved with one meal, and if there is, then have another meal.
Atsushi Nakajima thought so, but Osamu Dazai was unmoved when he heard this tempting bribe: "Atsushi-kun, do you think I'm the kind of person who can be fooled with just one meal?"
"The two meals?"
Osamu Dazai shook his head, and Atsumi Nakajima raised three fingers: "Three meals?"
"Hey, Atsu-kun, you don't know how dangerous your lord is." Osamu Dazai shook his head again, and lowered his voice to the boy's ear, as if whispering something, "I heard, have you been talking to me recently? The head of the finance department makes bento? Or the kind where you can order whatever you want?"
Although he didn't know how the other party knew, Atsushi Nakajima still nodded honestly.
"I want it too." Dazai said.
God knows how much energy and patience he expended every time in the cafeteria in order not to conflict with the slugs, and recently he discovered that the Minister of Finance, who is the number one fan of Atsushi Nakajima, who never misses every meal, does not come to the cafeteria on time for every meal Yes, he observed a few times, and found that the other party had more bento in his hand than usual when he was at work. The finance minister who had the bento naturally didn't have to go to the cafeteria at noon.
To be honest, Osamu Dazai is not particular about food, as long as he can eat it, but after eating Atsushi Nakajima’s meal, he feels that food is actually quite important, especially delicious food is more precious up.
Dazai Osamu was curious about how delicious the finance minister's bento was to make him give up the food made by Atsushi. He took advantage of the fact that the other party was not in the office and decisively broke the door lock of the other party's office, and went in to open the one that he cared about for a long time. He picked up one of the meatballs and put it in his mouth.
...The taste of this meatball is exactly the same as the meatball made by Dunjun!
Well, you finance minister, secretly asked Dun Jun to make you a bento, I have never eaten a bento made by Dun Jun!
The narrow-minded Osamu Dazai ate up the bento on the spot, and walked out of the office of the Minister of Finance with a face that nothing happened, just passing by the Minister of Finance who was walking towards him.
"Officer Dazai." The Minister of Finance nodded and opened the door of his office.
"Ahhhhhhh the poop thief!! My bento was eaten by the poop thief!!!"
Ignoring the roar of the Minister of Finance behind him, Osamu Dazai left behind a back that hides his achievements and fame.
It's just that the title of the poop thief is a bit ugly.
……
"Okay." Hearing Osamu Dazai's request, Nakajima Atsushi nodded without hesitation, paused, and said, "Actually, if you want to eat, Mr. Dazai, you don't need to do this, just ask me directly."
"After all, I will not refuse requests that are within my ability."
Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, then said softly: "What about the request beyond the scope of ability?"
"Well." Atsushi Nakajima pursed his lips and smiled, "Of course I worked hard!"
"After all, if you don't work hard, you don't know that you can do so many things beyond your ability."
Just like the time and time after time he travels through the separation, he can still laugh and laugh heartlessly all day long, which is really unexpected.
After being untied by Uchiha Satoshi, he really felt a great sadness enveloped himself, but so what?In the end, he still has to accept the reality and continue to live hard for that unknown goal.
"I'm sorry to disturb your conversation." The boss who had been as quiet as a chicken suddenly said, "The two spicy curries you ordered are ready, please take it slowly."
Speaking of the boss bringing two sets of curry rice that smelled very spicy to Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu respectively, Nakajima Atsushi raised his hand and pinched his nose, and said in a muffled voice: "Mr. Oda, Mr. Dazai, you guys Do you eat something so spicy in the morning?"
My tortoise smells spicy, how spicy it is to eat.
Osamu Dazai snorted twice, the corners of his mouth curled up eagerly: "Would you like to try, Auntori?"
As he said that, he picked up a spoon, scooped up a spoonful of curry, and delivered it to the boy's mouth. Coupled with the expectation in his eyes, no matter how you looked at it, he looked like a bad guy who lured an innocent boy into a fallen boy.
Atsushi Nakajima hesitated for a few seconds, and quickly opened his mouth to eat the curry on the spoon.
"...Wow, it's so spicy!" After swallowing the food in his mouth, he tilted his head and stuck out his tongue, his cheeks were stained with a thin layer of red, and even the corners of his eyes were filled with tears from the spicy food.
"Is it hot and crying? Atsushi-kun can't do this. Let me tell you that when I ate it for the first time, I simply thought it was spicy and didn't cry." As he spoke, Osamu Dazai's face showed pride .
"I...I don't want to cry either, but I can't help it..." Atsushi Nakajima turned around and groped with his hands on the table, "Shui Shui Shui..."
This boss is terrible, how many peppers are put in!
Oda Sakunosuke handed over the water glass with ice cubes: "Here you are."
"thank you very much!"
Seeing Atsushi Nakajima who sent all the water and ice cubes to his mouth in one breath, Sakunosuke Oda thought for a while, then turned his head and said to Osamu Dazai: "Cats have very sensitive senses of smell and taste, and they are sensitive to this kind of irritating food. Extremely sensitive, crying is a normal reaction."
Atsushi Nakajima, who was chewing ice cubes, nodded frantically for the sensible person, Sakunosuke Oda, and after swallowing the ice cubes, he said: "Mr. Oda is right, this thing is really too exciting for animals with sensitive taste... ...Wait, Oda-san, I'm not an animal! I just have a good sense of taste!"
His five senses are only a little sharper because of the relationship between supernatural powers. He is still a human being in essence, not an animal!
"Ah, I know." Saying so, Oda Sakunosuke's eyes were full of "I understand you if you don't tell me", and Atsushi Nakajima whispered in his heart, but he didn't listen at all.
After the spiciness went down, Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand and shouted to the boss: "Boss, have a piece of curry that Mr. Oda and the others ate!"
"Oh! Okay!" It's a joyful thing for my cooking to be accepted by others. After serving the curry, the boss asked curiously, "Why do you want to eat it even though you know it's spicy?"
"Because it's cool!" Atsushi Nakajima ate a spoonful of curry, and was once again confused by the heat, but this time he didn't ask for water, but frantically stuffed curry into his mouth.
No way, it's spicy, but it's really cool.
Looking at Sakunosuke Oda who was eating curry calmly, and Atsushi Nakajima who was eating curry sitting on each other's laps, Osamu Dazai became curious when he saw how delicious the two were eating. He picked up a spoon and scooped up a spoonful of curry and put it in his mouth , the familiar spicy taste and the familiar taste made him complain: "Dun Jun is a liar!"
Not happy at all!Mouth full of spiciness!
Atsushi Nakajima looked up at Osamu Dazai from the plate: "...???"
How did he become a liar?What's the matter?
"Cat... Atsushi, sit on another leg, my leg is numb." Oda Sakunosuke said.
"Oh well."
After sitting on the man's other leg, Atsushi Nakajima realized later: "Wait, Mr. Oda, did you just say cat?"
He didn't even deserve a name, did he just turn into a cat? ? ?
"No, you heard it wrong." Oda Sakunosuke denied it solemnly.
"Okay." Seeing what he said, Atsushi Nakajima no longer struggled, but changed the subject, "Does Mr. Oda want to lick the cat? I can let you lick after eating."
"I said it." Oda Sakunosuke quickly changed his words, "I did say cats just now."
"Mr. Oda is really an honest person!"
"Thank you for the compliment." After a pause, Oda Sakunosuke asked hesitantly, "Then the cat thing..."
Atsushi Nakajima gave an ok gesture: "No problem."
After listening to the whole process, Osamu Dazai: "..."
I often feel out of place with you because I don't have enough sand sculptures.
The boss took away the three clean dishes, turned on the faucet and began to wash the dishes, looking at the white-haired black-striped cat lying on the lap of the man with wine-colored hair, Osamu Dazai turned his head and shouted at the boss: "Boss, a dish lemon!"
A plate of lemons?The boss paused while washing the dishes, thought about the 'dishwashing liquid drink' that the other party had ordered here, and decisively accelerated the action of washing the dishes. After washing the dishes, he wiped his hands with a towel, found a lemon and put it in the plate.
"Your plate of lemons!"
Hurry up and take the lemon over before this guy harms his dishwashing liquid, what if he can't think about harming the dishwashing liquid?
Osamu Dazai grabbed a lemon and took a big bite. Feeling the unique taste of lemon, Osamu Dazai's face wrinkled into a ball.
Oda Sakunosuke: "Sour?"
Osamu Dazai: "I'm so sour."
As he spoke, he took another bite of the lemon, and his face wrinkled even more.
"Meow~" Mr. Dazai is so strange that he still eats sour.
Thinking of what the other party told him about the bento just now, Atsushi Nakajima seemed to have realized something, and he suddenly realized that he was enlightened.
Mr. Dazai asked for a plate of lemons = he likes sour ones = hinted that he would make sour things for lunch!
Absolutely not living up to your expectations, Mr. Dazai!
……
The next day, Osamu Dazai, who was full of anticipation, opened the long-awaited bento. In an instant, the sour smell came out of his nostrils, and he was so frightened that he quickly closed the lid.
Ten seconds later, after adjusting his breathing, Osamu Dazai opened the lid again, and found that the sour smell was not a dream at all, but reality.
Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and called Atsushi Nakajima. After a brief beep, the call was quickly connected.
"Hello? Ton-kun, why is today's bento sour?"
"Ah?" Atsushi Nakajima on the other end of the phone was obviously taken aback, "Didn't you say yesterday that you want to eat something sour?"
Osamu Dazai: "...When did I say I want to eat sour food???"
"Lemons, that plate of lemons, aren't you implying that you like sour food?" Thinking of the picture of the other party eating up a plate of lemons yesterday, Atsushi Nakajima replied confidently, "I understand sour food There are not many, but I specially added a lot of sauerkraut to your pickled fish to ensure it is sour enough! It is definitely the taste you like!"
"...Dun-jun, are you a devil?"
"what?"
Osamu Dazai hung up the phone with a blank expression. As expected of Atsu-kun, he can always do things beyond his expectations.
He looked at the sauerkraut fish quietly lying in the insulated food box, and fell into a long silence.
The author has something to say: Dazai: Why the hell!
Is this the retribution for eating the Minister of Finance's bento!I can not be reconciled!
Coo... Coo coo?Coo coo coo coo coo! (Beaten
Try to get the update back!slipped away
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