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Osamu Dazai felt that Atsushi Nakajima did not play cards according to common sense.

I thought you were going to be a mafia, but you told me you were going to be a chef? ? ?

Osamu Dazai can't describe how he feels right now, he doesn't say he's happy, he doesn't say he's not happy, if he wants to talk about his feelings, at most he has a subtle feeling after seeing the rewards of bewitching human behavior and choking on food Feeling speechless.

After a long silence, Dazai Osamu spoke: "You... are really talented."

I have never seen such a stupid person.

"Eh? Not at all, thank you Mr. Dazai for your compliment." Atsushi Nakajima thought the other party was praising him, scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, seeing that the other party's expression seemed wrong, he quickly added, "Of course! It's all thanks to Mr. Dazai introduced such a good place to me, without Mr. Dazai, I would not have this job, Mr. Dazai, you are the real talent!"

A mouthful of old blood stuck in Dazai's throat: "I... I really thank you."

Atsushi Nakajima shook his head modestly: "No, no, don't thank me, it's all thanks to Mr. Dazai! Without you, I wouldn't be where I am now!"

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to touch his chest, so this is the feeling of myocardial infarction?It was too painful, more painful than committing suicide.

"I still have a job, I'm leaving first, you can do whatever you want."

After all, Osamu Dazai left Atsushi Nakajima with a bleak and vicissitudes of the back.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Atsushi Nakajima always feels that the other party's breath is full of sadness - a kind of sadness after being severely hurt by someone.

Mr. Dazai is so enthusiastic about introducing high-paying jobs to others. How could anyone hurt him?Must be an illusion.

……

Atsushi Nakajima followed his memory to the place where the cat took him to sleep overnight, that is, the western restaurant by the sea.

He pushed open the door of the western restaurant, and soon a greeting came from inside: "Welcome."

Inside is a chubby uncle who looks very kind and whose hairline looks hopeless. It seems that something is cooking in the pot on the stove. The uncle is stirring in the pot with a spoon while looking at the clothes The boy in overalls: "It's a new face! What would you like to eat, little guest?"

Atsushi Nakajima used his keen sense of smell to ensure that what was cooking in the pot was curry, and it was the devilish spicy curry with a very spicy taste.

"Well, I'm sorry... I'm not here to eat, but I'm here to ask if you have any vacant rooms for rent? If so, I'll rent them out." Atsushi Nakajima scratched his cheek, "Of course, no It's okay, I can go and see the nearby houses."

"Huh?" The boss was a little surprised when he heard this novel request, "I remember that I haven't posted an advertisement for renting a house, little guest, how did you come here to rent a house?"

"Because the scenery here is good." Of course, the most important thing is that there is Master Lu Mao. Atsushi Nakajima only dared to say this in his heart, and it was impossible to say it face to face. When I come across something I like, that’s exactly what I do. When I’m passing by it’s subconsciously like, ‘this place is nice’, so I’m going to try my luck.”

"Well, what the young man said is quite flattering, but my house is full. I'm sorry, but I don't have a vacant house for you." The boss looked regretful. Lou's five children crowded into one room.

"That's it...it's okay, I'll go and have a look elsewhere." Atsushi Nakajima was not disappointed, and waved to the boss happily and left.

Next, Atsushi Nakajima wandered around the nearby area a few times, looked at several houses, and finally settled on a house with good lighting, a few minutes' walk to supermarkets and subways, and convenient transportation.

Water bills, electricity bills, Internet bills, rent, etc. were all negotiated. When it came to the last item, the smile on Nakajima Atsushi's face froze.

That is - he has no ID card.

"Mr. Nakajima, why don't you talk anymore?" Seeing that the smile on the young man's face froze suddenly, the landlord seemed to have thought of something, and his expression also showed hesitation, "Looking at your age, could it be that you are hiding it from your family? Are you leaving...?"

Atsushi Nakajima: "I'm not...I haven't..."

If someone hadn't tried to catch him as a big tiger, he wouldn't have come out of the orphanage. He left home justifiably!That means he has graduated from the orphanage!

Seeing that Atsushi Nakajima couldn't explain why, the landlord was even more sure that the other party was a child who ran away from home angrily with his family, so he said earnestly: "Son, it doesn't matter if you have a conflict with your family, just solve it properly, and don't make any divorces." I ran away from home, eh... I thought the house could be rented out, but it turned out to be nothing but joy."

Atsushi Nakajima felt very innocent, what could he do, he was also very desperate, his ID card and Hai Youyuan slipped away, could this be something he could control?

Atsushi Nakajima, who was kicked out by the landlord on the grounds that "children should have children's Yazi, don't make trouble and go home obediently", sighed, why does his ID card like Hai so much, and he wants to go with Hai, isn't he a good master? ?

...Wait, maybe he can ask the Minister of Finance for help?

Thinking of this, Atsushi Nakajima quickly called the Minister of Finance, and after the call was connected, he told the other party about his situation.

"Oh! This matter, it's just a trivial matter, just wait, someone who will deal with this matter will call you soon." The Minister of Finance signaled Atsushi Nakajima to rest assured that someone will solve it.

"Well, please excuse me."

"It's okay, it's all within common sense."

After hanging up the phone, the Minister of Finance quickly dialed the number of a low-level mafia: "Hello? Is it Ida?"

On the phone: "No, I'm Oda."

"Oh, it's not bad! Oda, now I have a very important task for you, and it must be completed perfectly, do you understand!?" The Minister of Finance's tone was very serious.

This is a question about the chef's residence, so don't be careless!

"Okay, I see, please tell me." The man called Oda answered on the other end of the phone.

The Minister of Finance began to blow someone's rainbow fart: "I have hired a new super chef, have you seen the Chinese Xiaodangjia? That chef is the descendant of the youngest super chef Xiaodangjia in history! Let me tell you that he even made magic Mapo tofu is so delicious! It makes you want to eat it again, and you can’t stop! It’s a pity that his cooking doesn’t shine. If it can shine, it’s like a young master alive..."

"Pfft." Oda couldn't help laughing out loud, which made the finance minister who had been eloquent stop rainbow farting.

He asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Oda: "I think of a happy thing."

Minister of Finance: "What joy?"

Oda: "My kids say they want extra spicy curry."

???

Is this something to be happy about? ? ?

The Secretary of the Treasury was puzzled, he didn't care about these details, he cared about the pathetic prospect of his super chef's imminent homelessness, and hung up the phone after a quick sentence.

"After I hang up the phone, I will send you the phone number of the super chef. Remember to help him rent the house he likes. Remember, no matter what method you use, you must get the landlord to agree to let the chef rent the house. Do you understand? ?”

beep --

After hanging up the phone, half a minute later, Oda Sakunosuke received a text message on his mobile phone. He opened it and found that it was the legendary super chef's number sent to him by the Minister of Finance.

Is this new chef really that good at cooking?Oda Sakunosuke, who always prefers spicy curry, made that call out of curiosity.

……

Ding--

The phone rang, and Atsushi Nakajima connected the phone. Before he could speak, the other end of the phone began to report his family name: "Hello, Super Chef, I am a staff member sent by the Minister of Finance to help you solve your troubles. May I ask your current location? yes?"

"...Wait, when will the stalk of the super chef pass?" Atsushi Nakajima was very tired, "Don't tell me that you have also seen the little master of China."

"Well, I've seen it." Oda nodded. He remembered that this episode was about children trying to show him that there are so many delicacies in the world so he shouldn't keep feeding them spicy curry. He was very impressed because of the special circumstances at that time. .

It is impressive that every dish made by the protagonist will shine.

Atsushi Nakajima: "...All right."

He could tell that the people around him were basically young masters in their childhood.

"Where are you?" Oda asked.

Nakajima Atsushi looked around, and said the name of a convenience store, and what restaurants were around, and Oda quickly knew where the other party was after hearing this, and nodded: "Okay, just wait a moment, I'll be right there. "

About 10 minutes later, a man came to Atsushi Nakajima, and said to the white-haired boy who was bored and squatted on the ground counting ants: "I am Oda, and you are the special chef Atsushi Nakajima."

"I'm really not a super chef. Mr. Oda, please don't tease me...?" Atsushi Nakajima raised his head to retort, and was stunned after seeing the man's face clearly.

Isn't this person the man named Oda Saku who is a veteran cat man and has raised five children! ?

Isn't he called Oda Tsukuru? Why is he now Oda?

Seeing the white-haired boy stunned, Oda blinked: "You know me?"

Of course, when he turns into a little tiger, your hair-plucking skills are very good.

But of course we can't let the other party know about this, Atsushi Nakajima shook his head: "I don't know, I just saw it once in the street."

"That's it."

It was normal to meet people on the street, but what surprised him was that the other party could notice an ordinary person like him on the street, which was really not easy.

The chat was over, it was time to go to work, Oda reached into his pocket, and when he took it out, there were many documents in his hand: "Let's go, take me to the house you fancy."

"Is the certificate so complete!?" Atsushi Nakajima looked carefully, there are many kinds of certificates such as driver's license and health certificate.

"Ah." Oda nodded, and said straightforwardly, "Minister, he likes you very much, and will give me an extra bonus for completing this task."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...This is too real."

"I can't help it. There are five children in the family, so I can get the bonus if I can." Oda withdrew his certificate, "Not to mention I have to help them save money for school."

This is really...

"Single dad is not easy, it's hard work." Atsushi Nakajima said from the bottom of his heart.

Oda shook his head: "I'm not married, they are all my adopted children."

...Adopted five at once?

My God, this man is so inspiring!

Nakajima Atsushi took Oda Sakunosuke to the place where he was looking at the house before. On the way, they exchanged information, such as Nakajima Atsushi's name and life experience.

knock knock.

Knocking on the landlord's door, the people inside opened the door, and saw Atsushi Nakajima, a child who had run away from home, and the landlord quickly said: "Have you not reconciled with your family yet? Let me tell you, kid, don't lose your temper." Hurry up and go home, maybe they are looking for you."

"You misunderstood, I have no family."

"...?" The landlord was stunned when he heard this.

Atsushi Nakajima told the confession he made with Oda on the road: "My parents threw me into the orphanage when I was very young, so I stayed in the orphanage until I was 14 years old. Until recently, My uncle only found out that my parents had abandoned me, so he took me to Yokohama, but because he had five children in his family and had no place for me to live, I had no choice but to rent a house.”

"So I really didn't quarrel with my family, Mr. Landlord."

"..." The landlord fell into silence.

At this time, it was Oda Sakunosuke's turn to play. He took out a row of documents from his pocket like a gold card: "This is my ID card, the ID card of my five children, my health card and driver license……"

"No, please don't say any more!" The landlord raised his voice and interrupted Oda's baba, "I understand, I understand everything, please don't say any more!"

Oda showed an expression of 'I haven't finished introducing my certificate yet, how do you understand it'.

"I'm very sorry, I am self-righteous and put what I think is the 'truth' on you. I am secretly happy to help the rebellious child return to the family, but I don't know that every word I say is creating wounds on the other party. Really I'm very sorry!" The landlord bowed solemnly to Atsushi Nakajima, "Please feel free to rent a room! I will give you a discount to express my apology, please forgive my foolishness."

"No...you don't need a discount..."

The landlord interrupted the white-haired boy's evasion and insisted: "No! Please give me a chance to redeem myself!"

"……All right."

So he... has completed the mission?

Oda looked at the unfinished card in his hand and felt that something was wrong. He put his other hand into the other pocket and took out a row of new documents: "Mr. Landlord, I still have a lot of documents here. Please take a look."

Looking at the dazzling IDs in the hands of the man with wine-red short hair, the landlord fell silent: "...What did I do wrong, why do you persecute me like this?"

Oda: "...?"

The author has something to say: Dazai Osamu: You are really talented.

Don: No, no, Mr. Dazai is the one. Without you, I would not be where I am now. You are the real talent!

Osamu Dazai: ...

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Oda: This is my ID card, driver's license, health certificate, and the ID cards of my five children...

Landlord: Shut up!Why do you want to persecute me, an ordinary person!

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