Zhang Zhang is itchy: paid?

Baby A: If you don’t get paid, how can I give it to you for free?

"..." Well, it's really annoying to ask yourself this question.

The Vengeful Octopus: How Much?

Baby A: Eight yuan.

Hold!Maybe on which pirated website you downloaded porn for [-] yuan? !

Vengeful Octopus: Then I won't watch this one, do you have a cheaper one?

Baby A: How cheap do you want it?

Vengeful octopus: ... Is there a dime or two?

Baby A: Fuck you, you're kidding me, I'm sorry for the Internet fee for downloading!

Zhang Zhang felt that what Baby A said was reasonable, so he raised the price appropriately: What about the one?This should be able to include the download network fee.

Baby A: ...

After 1 minute, Baby A seemed to have figured it out, and sent a message to Zhang Zhang: Send me a red envelope, and an email address, and I will send you a video.

The idle Zhang Zhang was wondering why he hooked up with someone to sell movies in the middle of the night, when he saw the faint breath from Baby A, he grinned: "It really is!"

Vengeful Octopus: Guaranteed to be something I haven't seen.

Baby A: New movie.

Baby A: Make sure you haven't seen it.

When Zhang Zhang thought about it, it was only one yuan, even if he had seen it, it was nothing, so he sent a red envelope of one yuan to the other party.

The other party quickly sent another message to Zhang Zhang: The video has been sent, please check it.

After this message, Baby A followed with another emoji, which was a minion with a smirk.

Zhang Zhang felt in his heart that the meaning of this smirk might be richer than he imagined, but he didn't think deeply about just an emoji.

After logging into the mailbox, Zhang Zhang saw the new email at a glance, clicked on it immediately, and sure enough, he saw an attachment in video format at the bottom of the email.

Zhang Zhang took a look at the name of the video, a string of letters, and the sorting of the letters, and he knew that it was random garbled characters when downloading, giving people a sense of pornography.

Zhang Zhang clicked the download button full of anticipation. The speed of the network was decent, and a video file of more than 3G was successfully downloaded in less than [-] minutes.

After the download was successful, Zhang Zhang couldn't wait to click on the playback, and a whimsical panting sound slowly sounded from the phone.

I was told by Jia Chong yesterday that when Jia Chong came over to eat scrambled eggs just now, Zhang Zhang deliberately changed the phone in front of Jia Chong.

With a golden shell and a precious metal-like texture, the video picture and sound quality are much better than Zhang Zhang's broken cell phone!

Zhang Zhang was lamenting that the custom-made items were really different. The protagonist who was crying and panting appeared. Seeing that the crying and screaming person was a big boy who was more delicate than a girl, Zhang Zhang was instantly stunned.

"I'm going, porn movies are all about this these years? The woman bullied the man and cried? No! I'm going, why are these two men still dating!?"

As soon as the camera turned, Zhang Zhang finally saw who it was who was bullying and crying the white and tender boy.

He has wheat-colored skin, stretched muscles, a mixed-race face with a Western look, firm eyes, and a huge and terrifying weapon galloping wildly in the white and tender little boy's body...

Zhang Zhang opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. He froze for a few seconds before remembering to exit the video with his fingers shaking.

"..." It was difficult to calm down the emotions in his heart, Zhang Zhang clicked on the micro-breath, and found the baby A who sent him a picture.

The vengeful octopus: "Idiot, did you send the wrong video? I want an A, why did you send me a G!?" In a hurry, Zhang Zhang directly sent a voice over, and it turned out...

The bright red exclamation mark that stimulates the nerves in the brain means that baby A deleted him.

Actually deleted him?

Hold!You deliberately sent a G to harm me, and then deleted me! ?

Zhang Zhang almost didn't need to think about it, he knew that the other party had set him up.

All kinds of swear words that Zhang Zhang could come up with were posted in Baby A's chat interface. After returning to his senses, Zhang Zhang also knew that what he did was equivalent to spiritual victory, and Baby A couldn't see these condolences to his ancestors at all.

Zhang Zhang used his mobile phone to take a screenshot of Baby A's name and profile picture, and then threw it in Moments to inform the netizens:

This is the profiteer!It's a trick to sell dog meat, what I want is A, you actually tricked me and gave it a G, and deleted my account and ran away!

The picture below this passage is Baby A's profile picture and name.

Zhang Zhang's circle of friends quickly received many comments from netizens. Some asked what A and G meant, and others complained that Zhang Zhang still watched A for a while. I don't know who started it first. Zhang asks for G's resources.

The vengeful octopus replied to everyone: I bought it for a dollar, so I won’t give it to you!

The octopus who replied innocently and revenged: Little brother, I will give you one yuan, and you can send me a copy.

Immediately, there were people queuing up under the innocent, clamoring to spend one yuan to buy resources from Zhang Zhang.

Zhang Zhangxin said that you have no sincerity at all, and just said, you should send me one dollar first!

The vengeful octopus replied to everyone: Just kidding, please leave me your email address if you want to.

As soon as Zhang Zhang's reply came out, his Weixin chat interface became popular instantly, and the phone Jia Chong gave him was powerful. If he had to change his original phone, it would have been paralyzed long ago.

Zhang Zhang, who had nothing to do, unintentionally flirted with a movie seller, and lost a dollar in vain, and even knocked in a full moon scimitar for his pure and straight male thoughts. Not only that, he finally got busy tonight , was too busy to send G resources all night to netizens.

When Jia Chong came back from Zhang Zhang, he had been dealing with his overseas business. When he heard the beeping tone of his mobile phone, he just glanced at it casually.

Jia Chong picked up the phone to unlock it, and found that Weixi was sent to him by a corrupt girl:

Beetle, don't say I didn't tell you, your octopus is giving out benefits to everyone in Moments. If you want it, my sister will also send you a copy.

Jia Chong went for a stroll in the circle of friends and basically knew what happened, so he replied to the rotten girl just now:

Send me a copy, thank you, my email is xxxxx.

Zhang Zhang sent emails very late at night, which caused the alarm clock to fail to wake him up the next morning. When the alarm clock rang for the tenth time, Zhang Zhang finally opened his eyes and picked up his phone to check the time. Immediately refreshed.

"I'll go! It's almost nine o'clock!?"

Cleaned himself up as quickly as possible. Zhang Zhang was about to go out with his briefcase. At the door, he suddenly remembered that Jia Chong reminded him to wear casual or sports clothes last night. He immediately returned and took off his shirt and trousers. After searching for a long time, he finally found a sports suit that he bought in physical education class in college at the bottom.

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