traitor plan

——Taiqing Laozi, Yuqing Yuanyuan and Shangqing Tongtian...

This prehistoric place is usually conceived by heaven and earth, and generally has no father and no mother. However, these three guys are transformed by the pure energy of the great god Pangu. !Needless to say, these three guys are talented, but the three brothers have shamelessly occupied the three holy positions under Hongjun's ancestor! ! !It's so fucking shameless, the second generation of immortals is amazing? !

Look at His Royal Highness Donghuang, who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, bah, born with the Chaos Supreme Treasure, the Chaos Clock, but he didn't work hard step by step!

Going through the back door or something, so angry...

It's a pity, those guys dared to slander in their hearts. After all, they are not Taiyi with explosive force value. Any one of the Sanqing will beat them, okay? qwq

However, the present prehistoric people are completely unaware that the Sanqing Taoists who they envy and hate are also staying on the mountain full of depression.

The younger brother Tongtian in Sanqing is the most restless. Now he has been trapped in the mountains by his elder brother for hundreds of years. He is not allowed to go out if he is not a saint. The wronged one is about to cry. He would rather squat on the mountain and pull weeds than go What kind of retreat in a small black house, the turf in the Kunlun area is about to be plucked bald by this peak quasi-sage!

The herbivores living here are even more sad without rations. A group of rabbit monsters were caught by the predestined saint before they took shape and insisted on letting them spread the word for him.

"Tell that guy Taiyi, I can't get out now, it's because my brother is watching me too closely... Bah, what a coward, what a coward! You let him fuck me in front of Di Jun Let me see, that brother control, I bet a congenital treasure, he is definitely pretending to be sensible in front of Di Jun... What the hell? I will be afraid of him? Afraid of that three-legged deformed bird??? Me Let me tell you, that is, I can’t go out now, when I become a saint and go out, I don’t want to pull out the feathers of the guy who knows how to show off all day long! Stripped!!”

How dare he insult his great Eastern Highness!The loyal rabbit took a hard bite at the thief who didn't have eyes but dared to lick his ears - bah!Except for His Royal Highness Donghuang, even Sanqing can't touch Lao Tzu's ears!

Tong Tian found out that after staying on the mountain for a long time, he even dared to despise him without a shape-changing rabbit!Immediately, the evil fire in my heart was full, and I rolled up my sleeves and was about to pull out the hair of this stupid, stupid rabbit and roast it.

However, at this moment, a faint voice suddenly came from behind him...

"Tongtian... what are you doing..."

At this moment, Tong Tian's hand was frightened abruptly, and the rabbit in his hand, which was caught by force, jumped three feet away, and ran away as fast as it could.When it ran far away, it turned around and cast a contemptuous look with its small red eyes, as if to say again——“counseling”

Babel:! !See if I don't roast this daring rabbit next time! ! !

Grinding his teeth in the air, but at this moment, the clear and long voice behind him remembered again...

"Tongtian..."

After all, even if you deceive yourself, you still can't change the reality.

Tong Tian, ​​who accepted his fate, sorted out his expression, and when he turned his head away again, his face was already docile, with a pleasant smile, "Hello, big brother~"

Looking at his current appearance, I really don't know how he has the face to say that Tai Yi is pretending to be cute in front of his brother.

However, it was too late, the old man who obviously knew what kind of coquettish and slut his younger brother was, not only was not attracted by his angelic voice, but was also faintly disgusted from the bottom of his heart.

The most intuitive expression is that Lao Tzu, who has always been very calm, slapped Tong Tian's face with a calm face, making a lazy kid with tears in his eyes.

At this time, Yuan Yuan with a noble and arrogant face also walked over from the side. He has always been the one who knows best how far his younger brother can go. When he saw this situation, he immediately guessed that it must be Tongtian again. Something went wrong, so now with a calm face, he took the worried younger brother from his elder brother's hand, and then called out respectfully, "Brother."

"kindness."

Although I would never stand if I can sit, I really want to lie down now, but I silently chose to maintain my image a little bit in front of my younger brother, so I added a backrest behind the futon, half Sitting halfway on the ground, he rolled his eyelids, "Tongtian, how is your practice recently?"

Honey Silence...

Laozi expressed his understanding, then turned his head to look at his obedient second brother, "Yuanyuan, what about you?"

However, this time, it turned out to be Honey Silence...

Of course, Tong Tian looked at his second brother half surprised, half gloating: It's finally his turn to laugh at Yuan Yuan, hahahaha!

However, this time Lao Tzu rarely said anything, but sighed deeply under the shocked eyes of his two younger brothers, frowned slightly, and looked solemnly at the boundless nine heavens , "It's not just you, even I haven't made any progress recently."

Yuanyuan and Tongtian expressed their surprise, especially Tongtian, the unlucky kid who didn't have a brain, blurted out, "But I saw that you have slept well recently, brother, and you have had a good rest!?"

So this time around, even Lao Tzu was silent...

He really wanted to say something to these two guys, his cultivation is not so simple, okay? !Especially Tongtian is fine, always bear, but how is the original!

Second brother, you have disappointed the elder brother too much, you have disappointed the elder brother too much, do you know that! ?

Laozi expressed his anger.

But no matter how upset my younger brother is, he can’t just say no, so I calmed down after drinking a sip of bitter bamboo tea and continued, “After all, this is the last threshold before becoming a saint, and bottlenecks are inevitable, but even if you In this way, you must not slack off in this last hurdle before sanctification!"

Yuanyuan nodded lightly, expressing complete agreement with what Lao Tzu said, "How can we, as the authentic Pangu sect, be inferior to others? If we are compared to those two shameless people in the West, it will really be ridiculous."

Although the personalities of these three Qings are very different, their arrogance is exactly the same. Although on the surface, they didn't say anything about Nuwa becoming the first saint by accident, but congratulations, but deep down It's all in response, if the two bald donkeys they have always hated in the west are compared to each other, it will be really embarrassing.What's more, when the time comes, there will definitely be countless Xiaoxiao prying into the Primordial Purple Qi in their hands.

Although one ant is not enough to fear, but many ants can eat elephants, after all, it cannot be as stable as it is now.

Therefore, with this kind of thinking, even Tongtian, who is the most restless, is very measured, otherwise, with his temperament, he might have sneaked out a long time ago. Cough, it's not like he hasn't done things like left and right... …

"But if we go on like this, it's just useless work." Tong Tian, ​​who was tortured by this boring day and was about to cry, had a pitiful tone.

"How do you know that it is useless work, the most important thing is to be lonely on the road of cultivation." Lao Tzu lowered his face and reprimanded Tong Tian lightly.

And Tongtian pouted his lips in grievance, but he didn't even have a rebuttal, and he accepted his elder brother's teachings honestly.

In fact, even if this person is primitive, Tongtian would still mutter a word unwillingly, but this person is Lao Tzu.