I'm not the bunny monster you think

Why is there alcohol among Shen Feng's three taboos?

Rabbits can easily die from drinking alcohol. Although the rabbit demon's tolerance to alcohol has improved a lot after becoming a sperm, it still has a great burden on the body.

The most obvious of these is the inability to control one's own body, thus revealing part of its original shape.

Those who practice more seriously only show innocuous parts such as long ears and round tails. If the foundation is not solid enough, it is possible to directly become a rabbit head.

Fortunately, Shen Feng belongs to the former.

He was late on the cruise, and he was unfamiliar with the place. The only route he knew was from Ye Zhen's room to the banquet hall.So after knowing that what he was drinking was wine, the only thing Shen Feng could do was to run back to the room before the ears and tail appeared.

However, strenuous exercise accelerated the flow of blood, causing alcohol to erode his consciousness faster.

After running halfway, Shen Feng's round tail popped out uncontrollably, the scenery in front of him completely changed, and his other senses became dull.

Pushing the rabbit's tail back with his backhand, relying on the remaining vague consciousness, he touched the wall and walked forward. He didn't know which door he reached, when suddenly someone grabbed his wrist and pulled him into the room.

When Shen Feng heard the other party close the door, he was overjoyed and shouted: "Thank God, you've finally come!"

When he got closer and saw his situation, the man gave another 'tsk', "How did you make yourself like this? You don't know what day it is?"

Shen Feng's brain was completely exhausted, and it took him two beats to remember: Why is there someone else in Ye Zhen's room?

Immediately after hearing the other party's words, he subconsciously asked, "What date?"

The man paused as if he hated iron for being weak, "... Forget it, as long as the person comes."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed a few things into his hands, thought for a while, and asked, "Do you know how to use these things?"

At this time, Shen Feng's eyes were already completely dark, similar to the half-blind state when he was a rabbit, and there were more inexplicable colored light spots floating around.

Hearing this, he squinted his eyes and touched the things in his hand.

Several flat, square plastic bags with sharp corners, and a soft plastic bottle filled with liquid.

...Spicy strips and drinks?What won't this do?

Shen Feng smiled confidently and nodded vigorously.

The person who spoke seemed to be relieved, and then stuffed a hard card into his other hand, and said: "The room card is here. This is a good opportunity, you have to seize it."

The degree of alcohol erosion was even deeper, Shen Feng only heard the previous sentence, and his ears were filled with the roar of "humming".

Only then did he remember that the fox was so busy reminiscing with the wild man that he didn't even give him the room card.

Raising a smile and smiling at the other party, Shen Feng said sincerely: "Thank you, you are such a good person!"

"..." The man choked for a moment, not knowing what to say.

Shen Feng could no longer hear the surrounding voices clearly.

Then, the man led him to Ye Zhen's room.

The only thing Shen Feng could use was his sense of smell, he shrugged his nose and smelled the familiar smell, and climbed onto the soft bed spontaneously.

Seeing this, the man stepped forward to cover him with a quilt, and then left the room.

The whole body was wrapped in a soft bed, and the smell of a stranger at the tip of his nose gradually disappeared. The tight strings in Shen Feng's heart suddenly loosened, and the long ears and round tail popped out, and he fell into a dream and met Zhou Gong.

Then came the scene Ye Zhen came back to see.

The current situation is that Shen Feng is hugging Ye Zhen's neck, burying his head in his neck and dawdling, his long rabbit ears sticking obediently to the back of his head, obviously begging for petting.

At such a close distance, Ye Zhen could even feel the faint scent of green grass sprayed on his neck.

As a man with normal physiological functions and a male sexual orientation, Mr. Ye responded honestly.

But just stunned for a moment, the very upright President Ye grabbed the hand on his neck, pulled it down and stuffed it into the quilt again, and pushed back Shen Feng who was half sitting up.

This time, he put his hands on both sides of Shen Feng's body, pressing down on the quilt to prevent him from moving around again.

Thinking about the incredible flexibility of the pair of long ears, Ye Zhen's eyes fell on the top of Shen Feng's head, trying to find out the control switch.

Shen Feng's hands were restrained and he didn't calm down. In fact, his body became hot automatically after drinking, and he panicked when he was stuffed under the quilt.

He instinctively kicked the quilt away with his legs, trying to find a place that was warm enough but wouldn't make him feel stuffy.

Generally speaking, this place is Ye Zhen's thigh.

Not long after Ye Zhen looked away, he felt two long legs wrapped around his waist. Looking down, Shen Feng, with amazing flexibility, folded his body into an angle that is difficult for ordinary humans to do.

Ye Zhen was sitting sideways on the head of the bed at this time, so when Shen Feng clamped his waist, he felt some unusual touch on his buttocks.

A soft ball just below Shen Feng's butt.

"..."

Looking at the rabbit ears on Shen Feng's head, Ye Zhen almost didn't need to guess what was under his butt.

In a blink of an eye, I saw several covers and lubricants scattered under the quilt lifted by Shen Feng.

Feeling angry all of a sudden, Ye Zhen put one hand on Shen Feng's wrist, lifted the quilt with the other hand, broke his two legs together, and pressed them down with his knees.

Immediately, Ye Zhen pinched his chin and said in a deep voice, "Shen Feng, wake up."

Shen Feng's alcohol has not yet passed, he twisted his body to get rid of Ye Zhen's restraint, closed his eyes and muttered: "Don't make trouble..."

At this time, Ye Zhen was able to see his whole picture clearly.

The banquet in the evening required formal attire, and Shen Feng bought a white suit with the returned wages. It was not an expensive brand, but it fit his body curves so well that it was far more than it was worth. beauty.

The whole body of the suit is white, except for a black rose embroidered on the left breast pocket, which inexplicably reminds Ye Zhen of his own crazy rabbit, only the eyes are dotted with black hair.

After struggling for a while, the fabric of the suit has been wrinkled, and the shirt tucked into the waistband of the trousers has gradually slipped up, revealing a small part of the thin and powerful waist.

The side-lying posture made Shen Feng's waist curve more perfect.

What attracted Ye Zhen's attention the most was that a squashed spherical object was stuffed behind the tight suit pants on the buttocks that were raised towards him, which was probably what he felt just now.

Ye Zhen's heart was on fire, he took a deep breath and closed his eyes, the strength in his hands increased, and he shouted in a deep voice: "...Who told you to come?"

These words turned into a messy mess in the ears of the drunken Shen Feng. He frowned, his hands and feet were suppressed, and he pushed Ye Zhen with his ears.

"..."

Is this ear still controlled by thoughts? !

Seeing that Shen Feng was so drunk that he couldn't ask any questions, even though the fire in Ye Zhen's heart urged him to ask for the truth, he could only hold back and wait until the child regained consciousness before asking.

Shen Feng looked down, the small waist under Shen Feng's shirt swayed him uneasy, and the irritability in his heart was even worse.

Pulling the quilt to cover Shen Feng again, Ye Zhen pressed his hands and feet into the quilt, and even tucked the corners of the quilt under his body, before leaving the bed.

This time I can't move anymore.

After some actions, Ye Zhen broke out in sweat, took off his suit and threw it aside, searched around the bedroom, but found no Baituanzi.

Assuming that he ran outside to play, Ye Zhen didn't feel very comfortable. He planned to take a shower first, so he pulled off his tie and went into the bathroom.

Originally, with Ye Zhen's personality, even in his own home, he had to put on a bathrobe as soon as he got out of the water after swimming, and even on a hot day, he had to meticulously button his shirt to the top, not in front of someone. It's time to take a bath.

But there are only two bedrooms in the suite, one for the master and one for the other, and they share a bathroom. Unless he changes rooms immediately, he has no choice.

And the suites on the top floor were all full, and he, a vice president, changed rooms in the middle of the night, which inevitably aroused suspicion.

Furthermore, it is impossible for Lao Ye to set up a frame for this night. He can be sure that the whole company will know about it before tomorrow.

When the time came to talk about this matter again, Ye Zhen changed rooms after staying in the room for a while, which gave room for rumors to ferment.

As for driving Shen Feng out, Ye Zhen never considered this option at all.

As long as the child enters his room tonight, it is no longer just himself.

Ye Zhen seriously believed that as long as the child went out of his room, Old Ye would be able to give him to other people under the title of "Ye Zhen's first lover".

There is no doubt that for Lao Ye, the upper limit of integrity is extremely low, and there is no lower limit.

After making up his mind to take Lao Ye's trick, Ye Zhen took a shower and dried his hair half an hour later, opened the door but didn't go out immediately.

In front of him, Shen Feng broke free from the blanket at some point, wearing a pure white suit, sitting cross-legged at the door of the bathroom, with the pair of rabbit ears on his head.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Shen Feng squinted his eyes and looked up at him, his ears slowly pricked up, then he threw himself forward, hugged his thigh, and rubbed his cheek.

"..."

Ye Zhen didn't know what to say, he tore him off his body for the fourth time tonight, grabbed his arms to lift him up, and Shen Feng entangled his legs again.

Taking difficult steps to move the person to the bed, Ye Zhen straightened up, Shen Feng immediately hummed unhappily, struggling to throw himself on him again.

Ye Zhen managed to re-wrap him into the quilt, and he rubbed the pillow away again. Resigned to his fate, he bent down to support his head, but saw half of the black ribbon under his collar, pulled it out to see, it was a bow tie .

The pure black dark pattern bow tie was made of the same fabric as the one he had just torn off.

"..."

An incredible thought hit Ye Zhen instantly, he raised his hand, and stroked Shen Feng's hair.

There is no wearing device, the roots of the rabbit ears are perfectly connected to the scalp, and there are no surgical scars.

It simply grows directly from the head.

Ye Zhen was taken aback, his brows were unconsciously tightened, and after a while he tentatively asked, "Little lunatic?"

"..." Shen Feng's eyelids moved, and his long ears flicked.

Ye Zhen straightened up slowly, looking at Shen Feng's face, his expression became even more unpredictable.

Silent all night.

Shen Feng was awakened by the sound of the waves outside the window, and the sea breeze carried the heat of the sun on his face, making it so warm that he didn't want to get up.

The aftereffects of drunkenness were undoubtedly revealed at this time, Shen Feng's whole body became much more sluggish, he opened his eyes and found himself lying on the bed, and his mind still couldn't react for a while.

Stretching his limbs and stretching his waist, he was surprised to find that his hands were easily raised above his head, his feet were sticking out of the quilt, and the touch on his body was also different from usual.

It wasn't until then that he realized something was wrong.

No...he managed to go back to Ye Zhen's room yesterday, did he fall asleep without changing back to his original shape?

Before he could react, Ye Zhen's voice came from beside him: "I'm awake."

"..."

Shen Feng immediately froze, laying on the pile of pillows, not daring to move.

The alcohol he drank last night was still wrecking in his mind at the moment, Shen Feng's mind went blank for a while, and he didn't even notice the abnormality in Ye Zhen's tone.

Shaking his hands and touching his head, Shen Feng heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the ears were not exposed, so Ye Zhen probably didn't see them.

As long as the identity of the goblin is not discovered, nothing else is a big deal.Judging from the current situation, it was probably because he accidentally got drunk and slept on Ye Zhen's bed.

They're all men, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Shen Feng instantly revived with full blood, turned over and got up, and greeted Ye Zhen with a smile: "Mr. Ye, good morning!"

Looking at it, I found that Ye Zhen's expression was a bit complicated.

The idea that flashed through his mind was so amazing that Ye Zhen stayed up almost all night, thinking about various possibilities to overthrow his guess, but in the morning he witnessed a scene that subverted his cognition——

The curtains in the bedroom were not drawn, and the morning light shone on the head of the bed in the morning, just shining on Shen Feng's face, disturbing his sleep.

He raised his hand to block the sunlight, and when he turned over, he seemed to realize that something was wrong with him. He stretched out his hand and pressed it on his head and the back of his buttocks for a while, and when he moved away again, the long ears on his head and the protrusion on the back of his suit pants disappeared. up.

Ye Zhen stepped forward to confirm that the place where the rabbit ears originally met had now turned into a flat scalp, and the hair on it was real.

Thinking about it carefully, Bai Tuanzi was indeed not like an ordinary rabbit.

When he saw Bai Tuanzi for the first time in the underground parking lot, he suspected that a stray rabbit was unlikely to have such a clean and beautiful fur, but at that time he only thought it was a rabbit raised by someone else and ran out, so he didn't take it too seriously superior.

With this premise, Bai Tuanzi's behaviors such as being shy when being teased, flushing the toilet, etc. all become reasonable.

Even in the act of throwing the pink rabbit off the balcony, Ye Zhen thought that he was more possessive and didn't like other rabbits competing with him for the territory.

Who in a normal person would think of spirits and monsters just because their pets are so obedient?

Now that I think about it, a goblin trained to become a spirit is naturally much smarter and more beautiful than an ordinary rabbit.

Furthermore, when Shen Feng appeared in the apartment before, he also showed his flaws.

According to the veterinarian at the pet clinic, if Shen Feng was really just waiting for him to add food to the rabbit at the porch, at most he would be familiar with the topography of the first floor.

But when he first entered, he rushed to the bedroom on the second floor without hesitation.

Ye Zhen originally thought that the veterinarian was covering up for Shen Feng, but the child knew he was wrong, and he had misunderstood him, so he didn't investigate further.

As for the news from the housekeeper, that there was sand and gravel on the bedroom floor, he also regarded it as Shen Feng who brought it in, and directly ignored it.

Now connecting Shen Feng and Bai Tuanzi, there is another explanation for all these things——

In the beginning, Bai Tuanzi kicked over the surveillance camera every day, in order to avoid his sight, and switched to the identity of Shen Feng to train in the company; later, when a fixed surveillance system was installed, Bai Tuanzi only went downstairs to eat at night, because Shen Feng Feng just came back from the company at this time; the phrase "I can't be a man anymore" that Shen Feng said may be an organization among goblins, and if people find out their identities, they can no longer pretend to be human; the day before the gravel on the ground appeared, It happened to be raining outside, it should be brought back by Shen Feng...

As for the veterinarian, he was supposed to be playing some kind of auxiliary role in the whole thing.

Thinking of what Bai Chun said about Shen Feng's "girlfriend" in Tianhong Waterside Pavilion, Ye Zhen paused with his fingertips, and then thumped heavily on the armrest of the chair.

One morning, in just a few hours, Ye Zhen deduced everything since he met Bai Tuanzi, and quickly restored the facts to the seven or eight.

The fixed cognition of 30 years has been subverted in one day, and it is conceivable how restless Ye Zhen is.

But at this moment, he was still sitting in the room, with his hands resting on the armrests of the chair, staring at Shen Feng steadfastly.

Eyes met, Ye Zhen was silent for a while, "Little lunatic?"

"..."

Shen Feng's scalp exploded, his back straightened instantly, and a spherical protrusion popped out from the back of his buttocks.

Did Ye Zhen still know?

No, there is no rush.If Ye Zhen already knew his identity, how could he still keep him in his room?

Don't human beings always have the impression of goblins in terms of sucking energy?

Thinking of the oolong that happened last time, Shen Feng learned his lesson this time, so he didn't admit it immediately, he laughed dryly, looked away and said, "What did you say?"

After a night of contemplation, Ye Zhen was very clear-headed at this time, it didn't make any difference to him whether Shen Feng admitted it or not.

With his ability, he could easily find traces of lying from Shen Feng's facial expression, and the suspicion in his heart finally came to fruition.

Shen Feng is indeed the little rabbit he picked up, Ye Feng.

Ye Zhen's heart was overwhelmed, but his voice was still steady: "I vaguely remember that you said last time that if people find out, you can no longer be a human being?"

It's all said for this sake, and Ye Zhen doesn't know, it's just deceiving himself.

Shen Feng had become more courageous during this period, and he still didn't give in after being exposed to this point. He stretched his hand behind his back, and pushed back the round tail that was startled and unsatisfied every time, with a smile on his face.

Relying on Ye Zhen's identity, it is impossible to publicize that he saw a live goblin everywhere, Shen Feng is still pretending to be stupid: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

Ye Zhen's gaze deepened, "You want me to find Mr. Hu? He is in charge of supervising you, right?"

"..."

Shen Feng's rabbit tail sticks out again, this time even his ears are ready to move.

This is simply divine!

How did Ye Zhen know about this?

Did he really only sleep for one night?

Ye Zhen left the armrest with both hands, crossed his fingers together, and stroked the knuckles of the other hand with his thumb, as if he was sure of victory.

"I happen to know that Mr. Hu works part-time on this cruise ship. Do you want me to send someone to find him?"

Shen Feng's daoism was picked up from the books Ye Zhen read every day, how could he bear this?

Immediately jumping up from the bed, Shen Feng was so excited that he broke his voice: "Don't! If you have something to say, say it!"

Well said, yes.

Ye Zhen raised his chin slightly, "You continue."

This is what it means to ask him to confess himself.

Although he believed that there was nothing wrong with his deduction, Ye Zhen had been in the mall for many years, it was impossible for Ye Zhen to reveal his hole cards to a boy.

He wants to know the whole truth of the matter, as for how much to confess, it depends on whether Shen Feng's psychological defense is strong enough.

"..."

Shen Feng carefully looked at Ye Zhen's expression, but the other party deliberately chose a backlit position to sit, his brows and eyes were in the shadows, and there was really no way to provide him with much useful information.

He gritted his teeth and bet this time!

After tidying up the clothes wrinkled into prunes, he tore off the bow tie hanging from the back of his neck and put it on the table in front of Ye Zhen. Shen Feng stood upright and honestly confessed everything to Ye Zhen.

Including the fact that he slept in his nightgown on the night of his business trip.

After getting along with Ye Zhen for so many days, not to mention anything else, Ye Zhen is the smartest person he has ever met, and what he has learned from him is enough to beat up the gangsters in the dance studio several times.

Ye Zhen's words just now also proved this point.

In just one night, from his identity to the Goblin Administration, can this IQ be an ordinary person?

He previously denied that it was just to show his attitude, and told Ye Zhen that he didn't want to disclose this matter.

In case Ye Zhen didn't want to know about the goblin so much, the two parties would pretend that they didn't know about it, which would naturally reduce the risk of him being exposed.

When the cruise ship landed, the two of them went back to their respective homes. Ye Zhen continued to be the seemingly approachable but ruthless indifferent president, and he took the compensation salary to find a rental house to stay. Everyone was happy.

However, Ye Zhen kept him all night, obviously not just to expose his identity.

As a rabbit at the bottom of the food chain, Shen Feng has always known how to avoid risks.He didn't have the slightest intention of rebelling against people whose IQ was several classes higher than his own, so he could only tell the whole thing obediently.

As for whether he will be sent back to the fairy school to be remade, the bet is on Ye Zhen's character.

Judging from the current situation, Ye Zhen guessed everything but didn't send him away immediately, so he is more likely to win this bet.

It has to be said that after following Ye Zhen for such a long time near Zhu Zhechi, Shen Feng still learned a little bit.

Ye Zhen did not intend to expose him.

Lao Ye has already made a move, and at this juncture, Shen Feng cannot disappear without a reason anyway.

Furthermore, the Rabbit Demon is just a Rabbit Demon, what he wants is that crazy rabbit with human nature and a bit of a temper.

After listening to him explain everything, and confirming that the matter was about the same as what he had guessed, but there were some discrepancies in the details, Ye Zhen nodded, thought for a moment, and dialed the internal number.

"Hey, Mr. Ye."

Shen Feng's fingers clenched tightly.