[Onmyoji] How to attack Gouzi deliberately

"Please, please drink tea."

This scene should be somewhat funny, Ootengu and Minamoto Hiroya are sitting in the guest seat, while a fur-collared otter who is only as tall as an arm is sitting in the main seat, with a small paw not much thicker than a toothpick Grabbing the handle of the teapot to cut the tea, he politely greeted the two of them to dine.

Boya poked the big tengu, and asked him in a low voice: "Is that the Lord of Arakawa?"

"Yes." Big Tengu glanced at Yuan Boya, "Surprised?"

Yuan Boya thought for a while, then nodded: "It's a bit."

The topic finally had nothing to do with Abe Seimei. In order to keep it going, Ootengu said a few more words: "What do you think the Lord of Arakawa is like? Tall and thin, with blue skin, looks majestic and majestic?"

Yuan Boya thought for a while, and the rumored Lord of Arakawa was similar to what Ootengu described.However, there are very few humans who have witnessed the Lord of Arakawa, and there are not many rumors about him circulating in the world. To put it bluntly, I only know that he is a big monster with a bad temper. He manipulates Arakawa. if.But the otter sitting on the table looked a little funny, but he didn't look like a bad-tempered monster.He whispered, "It's different from what I imagined."

A few days ago, Ootengu ran away—of course, he himself did not admit this fact—in his panic, he completely forgot that Yuan Boya was actually not the same as his destination. Under the premise of carrying on, Yuan Boya agreed to go to investigate the glow of bamboo with Daitengu.

However, Ootengu was suspicious in his heart, and Yuan Boya actually suspected that the black-faced man was Seimei, so he followed him.

If you want to understand the situation, no one knows better than the landlord of Arakawa.The two of them made up their minds on the road, adjusted their route, and went to the residence of the Lord of Arakawa first.Ootengu wrote a letter to the Lord of Arakawa in advance, and in the reply, the Lord of Arakawa welcomed the arrival of Ootengu very much, and hinted that he had a "surprise" here.

Ootengu was hopeless about the surprise.

Although talking about the master like this in the master's house is a little unreasonable, but Ootengu knows that the master of Arakawa doesn't care about these trivial matters, and explained to Yuan Boya in a low voice: "The one you are talking about is also the master of Arakawa, but some monsters are not only One form. The Lord of Arakawa is a monster who can change between otter and human form at will... But unless he is going out, he doesn't like human form very much."

"Why?" Boya wondered, "The otter is obviously very inconvenient."

This question...well...

The Lord of Arakawa answered the question for Ootengu: "You have misunderstood the otter. Let me ask you, such a fish——" He pulled out a fish that was twice as thick as him The tall black dried tuna fish, the pointed mouth of the dried fish is still shining with a metallic light, "For humans, it's actually not very big."

This tuna is actually not small in size, but if it is placed in the sea, it is indeed a small fish.

Yuan Boya thought for a while and nodded.

"But for an otter." The Lord of Arakawa embraced the dried fish with a happy face, "It feels like it can eat the whole winter! This is really a blessing."

Yuan Boya: "..."

Big Tengu: "...so you understand why I don't want to explain."

Yuan Boya was still a little unresponsive, and asked in a daze: "I...I just want to ask, the dried fish looks like it has been stored for at least two or three years, is this... still edible?"

The Lord of Arakawa inserted the dried fish back into his fur collar: "Of course not, this is my weapon."

Yuan Boya: "..."

The Lord of Arakawa sighed a long time, as if he was very disappointed by Yuan Boya's shallowness: "Do you look down on dried fish? Do you think that only swords can be used as weapons?" Yuan Boya wanted to insert a sentence, but the Lord of Arakawa didn't give him any There is no room for interjection, "What a superficial cognition this is. Any fish, from the day it is born, has continuously started fighting. Fighting with the same kind, fighting with natural enemies, and fighting with nature, just to survive-they all He is born to be a powerful fighter, every inch of his body is made for fighting!"

sassy sassy!

The Lord of Arakawa pulled out eight dried tuna from his fur collar in one breath, caught them between his tiny fingers, and shouted: "Swimming fish!" Suddenly jumped up from the table and made a beautiful move in mid-air Turning around, I only heard the sound of rattling rattling continuously, and eight dried tunas were neatly nailed to the opposite wall: "Continuous struggle, continuous fighting, this is the true meaning of fish."

Big Tengu stared blankly at the tea in front of the small table, making up his mind that he would never answer this question.

Yuan Boya seemed to be completely overwhelmed by this scene, and it took him a long time before he hesitated to speak, which is really rare for him: "Is this your ultimate move?"

"No. My big move is called Devour."

The Lord of Arakawa doesn't mind his ult being known, anyway, he basically doesn't come out of Arakawa, and his biggest enemy is just the Osprey who snatches his fish.Of course, his big move was also specially developed for fighting ospreys - I saw the Lord of Arakawa standing still, puffing out his chest, holding his round belly with two thin claws, and then roared: "Swallow!"

He suddenly threw his round belly up with his hand, and the belly hit the fur collar, and the fur collar shook——

With a clatter, thousands of sharp-billed dried fish popped out of the fur collar.Looking at this scene, Yuan Boya couldn't close his mouth.The dried fishes made graceful trajectories in mid-air, and Yuan Boya saw with sharp eyes that there were not only dried fishes in it, but also chestnuts, shells and other small things.With a clatter, this group of messy things fell back into the fur collar.The Lord of Arakawa shook his fur collar again, and with a splash, the dried fish sank into the collar one after another, and the little head of the Lord of Arakawa was only exposed.

"Can humans have such a soft belly!"

"Can human beings have such a sense of happiness as countless dried fishes falling from the sky!"

"What's so good about being human! You humans are so arrogant and superficial!"

Yuan Boya was so shocked by this scene that he was speechless for a long time. The Lord of Arakawa was still tirelessly giving him the benefits of Amway dried fish as a weapon: "You can use weapons to grind your teeth when you are hungry. I tell you seriously, don't The taste of Yuhun is different." He pulled out a piece of dried fish from the fur collar, "For example, this one, it tastes like a needle girl, and it feels like a ball of needles exploding in the mouth when stuffed in the mouth .”

Snapped--

There was only a muffled sound, and a needle composed of a cloud of demonic energy exploded in the mouth of the Lord Arakawa.

However, the big monster didn't care at all, and smiled happily while holding the needle female brand of dried fish.

Yuan Boya turned his head silently, and said to Big Tengu: "Actually, at this time, I really admire you. If I had such a friend, I would never think of visiting him at home—I just want to I would like to stuff it into the deep mountains and old forests."

Big Tengu put down his teacup, and took a deep look at Yuan Boya: "How can I be such a superficial monster."

"but……"

"If I were such a monster," Datengu patted Yuan Boya on the shoulder, "I'm afraid you will never be able to climb out of the deep mountains and old forests in your life."

Yuan Boya: "..."

……

A garden in Kyoto.

"That's the way it is..."

Under the big tree with lush branches, several people and some monsters sat directly on the ground.Qingming's sitting posture is still very regular, but his shikigami are staggering a lot, and the Jiuming cat is still jumping up and down from time to time, clamoring for Gu Huo Niao for a stack of snacks.It is the end of spring and the beginning of summer, when the warm wind blows, the earth turns green, and people feel a little drunk when they are in it.

Yan Yanluo was sitting under the root of the big tree.

Seen by a large group of shikigami, the hair-eating ghost was a little afraid, but his sister Yan Yanluo was very calm. First, she asked Qingming for tea. Plates for delicate morsels.The Jiuming cat walked around the plate several times, with its eyes wide open, and finally exposed its belly and lay down at Qingming's feet: "You can touch a plate of dim sum."

Seimei: "..." Please don't do this kind of behavior that makes him look like a pervert.

Well, since the dim sum is all ordered, it's okay to order a few more dishes.Qingming thought about it, and added a few catties of oden.Since I gave Nine Lives Cat some snacks, it's not good to favor one over another.Then, half an hour later, Qingming urgently ordered two barrels of wine, a large pile of sashimi and sushi, and a large dining table that could accommodate many people.

Yan Yanluo drank half a barrel of wine with just one monster: "You human being is actually not bad, much better than him."

"Thank you for the compliment."

After that, Yan Yanluo didn't hide much, and directly explained how the siblings met Hei Qingming, and how they defeated him to help protect Heiye Mountain.On the other hand, Qingming frowned a little troublesomely, and asked, "Is it okay to say all of this?"

"It's okay, I'm not his shikigami."

When Yan Yanluo said this, there was a bit of sarcasm on the corner of his mouth: "He didn't sign a contract with me, probably because he thinks he looks down on a nameless little monster like me."

Seimei really didn't know how to answer this sentence.

After all, strictly speaking, Hei Qingming is still his half body.

Yan Yanluo boldly drank the wine barrel in one last sip: "I think you are quite pleasing to the eye-this table is also quite expensive. I don't have human money... how about this, I will mortgage my brother to you How is it?"

"Uh, this..."

"If you're a man, hurry up!"

Qingming had no choice but to smile bitterly, and could only say bluntly: "You should understand, Hei Qingming is much stronger than me. It's actually not a good choice for you to rashly intervene between me and him... Besides," Qingming Staring down at the teacup in front of him, the water rippled gently, reflecting the Onmyoji's beautiful face like a lush pear blossom, "I thought about it for a long time, I really thought about it for a long time, my biggest mistake before was... "

He always regarded himself and Hei Qingming as two people.

He fought against Hei Qingming, but thinking about it now, all of this was actually meaningless.No one is perfect, Bai Qingming seems to be fine at the moment, it's just because he is not a complete person at all.Hei Qingming is his pain, his anger, his hatred, and his darkness.Bai Qingming was able to guard the capital so confidently and confidently only because he had no hatred, no anger, no sorrow and no pain.

All of this was endured by Hei Qingming.

"I don't want to beat him."

Qingming's tone was strange—probably because he himself felt that it was very strange for someone who said such a thing: "I just don't want to see him in such pain."

For a person who is surrounded by revenge and anger day and night, how should his life be tormented.

"It's okay." Yan Yanluo interrupted him.

The hair-eating ghost followed his sister's words: "Anyway, good looks are justice ヾ(●゜5゜)!"

Bai Qingming: "..."

"And I have such a cute little brother." Yan Yanluo patted Qingming's shoulder vigorously, so hard that Qingming felt that the wound might burst open, "Can cook and sew, can be cute and love to dress up, you can find him all over the world." I don’t have such a cute little brother anymore. You can’t miss it when you pass by—”

"No, it's really unnecessary."

"What a pity." Yan Yanluo sighed, "You actually fell in love with that winged birdman."

Bai Qingming: "Huh?"