Applaud for Happiness

Shen Qi's hunch was right, he could only stay in this world for a thousand years.

In the first 300 years, he was entangled with Rudeng, and in the next 700 years, they were really together. In 700 years, they traveled to every place in the world and saw the scenery of the four seasons in every place.

Having nothing to do, Shen Qi also helped Ru Deng manage the dynasty. He was very curious about how the fantasy world would meet modernization, so he came up with a series of surprises or funny inventions. The most interesting one, Shen Qi invented condoms.

Ahem, yes, condoms.

This matter, how should I put it, as the trend of national cultivation becomes more and more popular, ordinary people start to have children with all their strength. If one has no qualifications, he will have two, and if two are not qualified, he will have three. As long as there is one child If you have good qualifications and can succeed, you can sit back and enjoy the blessings.

Soon the population skyrocketed.

In the beginning, because there were more and more new industries that just needed manpower, they didn't stop them, and even encouraged them. As you can imagine, by the 400th year, the population of Kyushu had exploded.

Cultivators will get higher and higher, and their fertility will be lower and lower, but ordinary people are different. After all, it is still an ancient society. It has always been proud of having more children and more blessings. There is no such thing as contraception, but rich people can buy it. Some aromatherapy medicinal materials are used to avoid it, and the poor basically give birth when they are pregnant.

Shen Qi thought about it, and thought of the existence of condoms, and then the unique condom made of a strange plant skin was born in this world.

As a researcher, Shen Qi found Rudeng to use the effect with a scientific and rigorous attitude. After using two boxes, Rudeng took off the last filled one, and said solemnly: "The test has been completed, next You should compare what it feels like not to wear it, remember the feeling just now, let's do it again."

Shen Qi: ...

With condoms and the one-child policy that limits three children, the population has finally been contained. Fortunately, there are only one in a hundred people who can practice cultivation, one in a thousand who can successfully build a yuan, and one in a thousand who can achieve success. One, otherwise the world will end sooner or later.

Condoms were mass-produced and released, Shen Qi forgot to give a word of advice, so the fact that Mrs. Zunshang invented condoms became known all over the country.

Shen Qi: ...

What is your greatest contribution to the fantasy world?

Condoms were invented.

ORZ

In order not to leave such an impression on future generations, Shen Qi worked overtime, and soon developed various other inventions, such as sports car-type flying instruments, fantasy telephones that use science but violate science, etc., and finally overwhelmed him. Condom limelight.

In the last 100 years, the research group established by Shen Qi and Ah Fu sent news that they had actually researched the Internet!

With mystical spiritual power, I don’t need a computer, and I don’t use electricity. Instead, I changed the carrier, which is a magic weapon like a small round mirror. Enter the exclusive spiritual knowledge, and you can enter the personal exclusive page.

For the next 30 years, Shen Qi fully devoted himself to it, and witnessed the birth of interesting one after another. Chat software, shopping software, online games, etc., appeared in the fantasy world, surprising and interesting.

Shen Qi is looking forward to the next holographic appearance.

It's a pity that he is destined not to see it.

In the last ten years, his body degenerated rapidly, and his cultivation was regressing every day. By the sixth year, he had completely become an ordinary person, and was so weak that he could only lie down.

From anxiety to madness to bewilderment to despair, Ru Deng finally looked away, accompanied Shen Qi for the last two years very calmly, and then took him to the depths of the snowy field, took the medicine like Ah Fu did at the beginning, Holding him and sinking into the bottom of the water, hoping in the future, maybe one day, they will be awakened like Ah Fu, maybe at that time, there is already a way to save Shen Qi.

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This is a completely different modern age from the one Shen Qi has been to before.

It's also the 21st century, with Internet, technology, entertainment, etc. all similar to the normal modern times. There is also a country named Hua Guo, but it is not the leader who controls and manipulates Hua Guo, but the nine aristocratic families.

The aristocratic families formed the council, and the nine powerful families were the masters of the council. Minor matters were decided by various agencies, and major matters were voted on by the nine in power. ticket possible.

Shen Qi's mouth twitched after reading the names of the nine aristocratic families.

Dongling, Gongyi, Shaoshu, Wanjun, Huangfu, Jiufang, Ruyan, Shentu...

I always feel as if I have come to an incredible world.

Fortunately, there is another normal one, which is Shen Qi's target this time and the last time, the Xiao family.

There are stories of Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel in fairy tales, and the goal of this time just combines the characteristics of these two.

The nine great aristocratic families are faintly dominated by Xiao, Dongling, and Gongyi. The four generations of the Xiao family live together. The head of the Xiao family, Mr. Xiao, has three sons and a daughter. The most beloved, the second son is in the middle, inevitably neglected.

This neglected second son is also up to the mark, he doesn't seem to care about power, he is devoted to scientific research, he is already a famous professor and scholar, he can be regarded as a clear stream among the children of a family, his wife is not married to a family, but the same The junior sister of the research institute, born as a commoner, was favored by Xiao Erye, and married back to Xiao's family against all odds.

The two soon gave birth to two sons and a daughter after they got married. However, the eldest son was in poor health and almost never left the yard where he lived since he was born. The other two children were very healthy.

This Second Young Master Xiao, Xiao Yan, who was ranked second like his father, was exactly Shen Qi's goal.

When Shen Qi saw Xiao Yan, he was lying on the window sill and looking into the distance. A 16-year-old boy, with black hair and pale skin, was so handsome. The window sill was covered with blooming red roses, which made the young man Like a little prince out of a fairy tale.

Shen Qi had a feeling that the dust had settled and it was indeed his emotion. If the previous world was like a lamp, Xiao Yan was a complete copy of that person, but it was much smaller.

Looking back carefully at those people in the past world, it seems that they are more or less similar to each other.

Yan Yi, the leader of Group Seven.

In Shen Qi's impression, Yan Yi was a very cold person, he only replied one word after ten words were spoken by others, with a demeanor as pure as a fairy's, he was completely sorry for his fiery name, he was called by them in private Called Yuelang.

Because the seven groups are called the Yuelao group or the matchmaker group, their job is to create marriages for people. With Yan Yi's appearance, it is naturally inappropriate to call him Yuelao, not to mention the matchmaker. Over time, everyone will call him Yuelang.

Looking back at the memories of the few times they met, Shen Qi really couldn't figure out when the other party fell in love with him. If you like him, just say it. He confessed that he would definitely not refuse.

What illusion did he give the other party to make him feel that he would reject him?

Shen Qi was puzzled, the little prince withdrew his gaze, and was about to go back to the house, but was scratched by a flower thorn stretching over the window, he instantly sank his face, folded off the flower and a section of vine, held it Crushed it in his hand, even if the palm of his hand was cut, he still refused to let go, as if he was dazed, and he didn't let it go until he was crushed into pieces.

The blood mixed with the flower juice dripped down, he laughed twice, and turned on the phone on the table, his tone was casual and cruel: "I don't like the flowers on the wall."

"Yes." A reply came from the other side, and soon, servants came from around the house, and in just 10 minutes, all the roses that had crawled all over the side of the small building were cleared away.

Shen Qi who originally planned to pretend to appear as the Rose Demon: ...

I forgot to mention that Xiao Yan, the little prince, is actually a violent and gloomy big devil in his heart. Of course, he is still a little devil now.

He has a mind beyond ordinary people and has a very high IQ, but his body is extremely poor. He can stand without relying on external objects for at most 5 minutes a day, so he has never stepped out of this small building for more than ten years.

Xiao Yan is a child made by Xiao Erye and his wife, yes, made.

Xiao Erye pretended to concentrate on research and didn't care about power, but in fact, because he was neglected since he was a child, his mind was twisted, he resented his father, he hated his elder brother and younger brother, but he was not good at anything other than studying well.

He felt that he couldn't compete with his elder brother, so he put his hope in the next generation. The second master Xiao, who had suffered from a second-grade illness, took aim at a school girl with the highest IQ in his research institute, and pursued her, hoping to give birth to a child with a superior IQ.

Unexpectedly, this school girl is extremely enthusiastic about biological research. After realizing his intentions, she hit it off with him. After the two got married, they used scientific methods to create their first child, Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan lived up to the expectations of the two. Almost from the age of one, he showed an extraordinary high IQ. However, this was destined to be a failed experiment. His body and IQ were absolutely inversely proportional. Such a child, No matter how high your IQ is, you cannot become the head of the family.

Xiao Erye was disappointed by his wife's research and insisted on natural conception, so he had a son and a daughter. Although his IQ was far inferior to Xiao Yan's, it was still much higher than ordinary people.

He put his hopes on his youngest son, Xiao Yu, especially after more than ten years, seeing his eldest brother's position becoming more and more stable, and under the unknown means of him and his wife, his eldest brother only had an extremely ordinary son. He paid more attention to his youngest son, Xiao Yu.

But the couple did not give up on Xiao Yan, to be precise, they did not give up on squeezing Xiao Yan.

Since the age of three, Xiao Yan has shown extremely powerful mental talent. The husband and wife used Xiao Yan's body as an excuse to place him in the most remote corner of Xiao's house, euphemistically calling it quiet cultivation.

The two personally taught Xiao Yan, teaching him all the knowledge and brainwashing him at the same time. Even though Xiao Yan's IQ quickly realized that something was wrong, the three views instilled in him since childhood, as well as the pain of suffering from illnesses all year round, still let his character Distortion occurred, forming his unique, unique, three views that no one can understand.

After the age of eight, Xiao Yan caught up with Xiao Er and his wife, and most of the research papers published by the couple later were written by Xiao Yan.

Xiao's father only cares about icing on the cake, and possesses his son's research without any guilt. To a certain extent, Xiao's mother is colder than Xiao's father. She is even jealous of Xiao Yan's talent, jealous that he is more outstanding than herself.

If the story ends here, Xiao Yan is a very pitiful tragedy, but what happened next shocked everyone, who felt sympathy and resentment towards him.

No one knows how he did it. One day he suddenly regained his health, but it was only three days. Within three days, he personally killed his parents, younger brother, and cousin, as well as the other eight family members who belonged to him. A boy of the same age, no one knows how he took these people away without anyone noticing.

When those corpses were discovered, they were all dissected rigorously, from unfamiliarity to proficiency at the beginning, it was so eye-catching that people dare not look directly at them.

And Xiao Yan stood by the side in a daze, neither running away nor resisting.

Before the great families could retaliate in anger, they collapsed and lost their breath.

After reading the outline, Shen Qi trembled three times. Flags such as "I'll go home and get married after finishing this vote", "Let's get together again after this hurdle", "I'll retire after finishing the last one" and other flags floated in his mind .

So he carefully chose to appear in an abnormal way.

It's just that he didn't expect that just as he was about to show up in the name of a flower demon, the flowers all over the wall would be dealt with in a hurry.

Heart suffocation.

The author has something to say: Yanyi (yi) has four tones.

Well, don’t worry, this world is neither scary nor cruel, it’s just to satisfy my desire to write about Mary Sue once. The nine aristocratic families, the cool double surnames are enough for Mary Sue, what are you proud of, Shang, Chen, Zimengxueya, Yingxueyuhan, etc. will all be there, and I will try my best to put all the plots of Mary Su that I can think of in the future!Although it is a dark version.

In fact, from a certain point of view, the Xiao Erye and his wife are a dark version of Mary Su Cinderella's script. The cold and arrogant senior from a family of schoolmasters, the cute and dull school girl from a commoner background who only focuses on studying and doesn't care about common things, Cinderella married into the world He is from a wealthy family, and Xiao Yan is the standard gifted baby with superior IQ.